Man in Zombie: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

阿方急忙道：“哎呀，不可能，我绝不能偷钱！”

阿豪也忙摇头：“不可能，我阿豪虽然穷，但从来不偷东西！林大夫，你这次可失算了！哈哈！”

林云笑道：“上次你还偷你姑妈一块大洋，装什么正经？”

阿豪顿时满脸尴尬之色。

阿豪和阿方背着箱子，慢慢走远。

阿豪自言自语：“不行，这次我绝对不碰任何钱！”

阿方虽然上次在芭蕉精见识过林云预测和法术的厉害，却仍不以为然：“师兄，你别太认真了，他上次就是巧合！ ”

“他说我会鬼上身呢？结果呢？我到现在都没事？你的事他上次蒙对罢了！”

阿豪忙道：“你可别胡说，还真想鬼上身啊？林大夫说话很灵的！”

阿方嗤笑一声，不在说话。

林云瞥着树上挂着的密密麻麻的蝙蝠，微微一笑，也不惊动，转身缓缓离开。

等他走出几十米，只见那群蝙蝠突然飞出来，把起那根楔子，拖着飞向远方，立在一个位置。

林云回到家，继续修炼神机百炼。

吃完饭，挖井就没九叔什么事了，九叔带着俩徒弟回到义庄，他拿出四块大洋，一字排开：“发工钱了，这是这次铲除芭蕉精的钱，虽然少点，但是师父一向最公平了，每人一份。”

说着拿起一枚，“这是公家的，我代为保管。”又拿起第二枚，“这是我的那一份！”

他又最后两枚收起来，“这是你们两个的，我替你们保管，以后好移民大城市用。”说完，把四枚大洋都收起来。

阿豪和阿方都傻眼，师父也太无耻了！

“对了，公家那份，是给小僵尸买番茄用的！”

说着，九叔就回到外堂，往木桶里倒热水，准备洗澡。

小僵尸钻进桌子底下，伸手扯了扯阿豪和阿方的袖子。

两人钻进去一看，只见地上扔着一把断成两截的金钱剑。

阿方拿起金钱剑，叫道：“啊，你把师父的金钱剑弄坏了，就等于把自己一生的幸福都弄坏了。”

小僵尸恳请两人给修好。

阿豪道：“我们给你修好，也不是不可以，不过你得负责把工钱偷回来，报答我们这样才公平！”

他话一出口，猛然一惊，想起刚才林云说的话。他看了一眼阿方，却发现阿方也正看着自己。

两人心头一震：又被他说中了！

阿方仍然倔强道：“巧合！他知道师父抠门，不肯给我们工钱，我们自然要想办法偷了！”这个理由却也勉强合理。

阿豪却觉得他太固执了。

小僵尸摇摇头，表示自己不偷。

阿豪道：“那就没办法了！”

他俩人费了不少唇舌，终于怂恿动小僵尸去偷九叔的钱。

小僵尸悄悄的溜进九叔的浴室，看着九叔放在屏风上的衣服，慢慢的伸过小手。

阿方趴在地上，“汪汪汪”的装狗叫，吸引九叔的注意力。

九叔感觉到狗叫的有点诡异，悄悄头来，一眼看到地上的阿方 。

“汪汪汪，”他也学着叫两声，阿方吓了一跳。

九叔没好气的道：“在这装狗叫，肯定是打算背着我做什么坏事！ ”

“没有，师父！”阿跑。

另一边的小僵尸九叔不注意，偷了几块大洋，向外跑去。

九叔一眼看到，叫道：“好啊，竟然怂恿小僵尸偷钱！”随即追上来。

小僵尸吓了一跳，几块大洋都掉在地上。

阿豪和阿方见势不妙，拔腿就跑。

九叔追到门口，两人已经跑出老远。九叔气的大声道：“好啊，等你们两个回来的！ ”

“记得给我买一条短裤！”说着他就要回屋。

这时突然听见外面有人叫道：“道长，一眉道长！”

九叔一听，脸色大变，听出来是修女们的声音。他现在衣衫不整，急忙躲在门后面。

四个修女推门进来，四处看了一下，没有看到人：“奇怪，刚才还听到声音，人呢？”

一个修女大声叫：“一眉道长？”

胖修女走进来，严肃的道：“庄重些！不要吵闹！”

众修女都压低声音。

九叔趁她们不注意，急忙要逃进屋内。刚跑到一只大花盆旁边，就被众人发现，大家喜形于色：“一眉道长，原来你在这里！”

九叔急忙矮下身形，用花盆挡住自己的身体。随手拿起一根棍子：“是啊，我在抓虫子！ ”

“这里有虫子啊？我们帮你捉！”胖修女就要挪动花盆。九叔急忙一把抓住 。

“啊？有虫子！”几个修女却吓得大叫，四处张望。

这时，胖修女把花盆搬到一边。

九叔见状，急忙跪下身，用浴巾挡在身前 。

“我看见了！”胖修女一脸严肃的道 。

“啊？你都看见了？”九叔神情沮丧 。

“是啊，我看见了主的罪人！”

九叔恍然大悟，松了一口气：“原来你向我传道啊！ ”

“主是万能的！主是无所不在的！”

神父费劲唇舌，九叔仍然不信，他拿过来一只鸡蛋，道：“你口口声声说主是无所不能的，如果你能孵出小鸡，我就信！”

一个修女叫道：“神父，这怎么可能孵出小鸡来？你一压就破了。他也分明是刁难嘛 ……”

九叔得意的笑道：“那就是说不行了 ……”

The priest looked serious: "I believe God has his own arrangements. Let's just pray devoutly together!" As she said that, she and the three nuns gathered around the egg and prayed with their eyes closed.

After all, the other nun was lively and did not pray with them. She ran to play under a tree.

Uncle Jiu didn't notice that one nun was missing. He stretched out his hand proudly and made a gesture in front of them to test, but none of the nuns responded.

Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly took the opportunity to cover his body with a towel, leaned down, and slipped away quietly.

At this time, a bug suddenly fell on the nun next to her, and she screamed "Ah" in fright.

Uncle Jiu thought he had been discovered, his face suddenly turned pale, and he hurriedly knelt down.

He suddenly remembered Lin Yun's words at noon, "Uncle Jiu, something even more embarrassing will happen to you in the afternoon! Is this the incident? He has calculated everything! He has calculated everything! It is indeed embarrassing one after another. It's something! Doctor Lin just said it tactfully!"

At this time, several nuns suddenly looked at the egg with sparkling eyes, and it turned out that a chick actually broke out of the shell.

That egg has not been picked up for a long time. Now that the weather is extremely hot, the chick has hatched automatically. It is about to peck open the egg shell and come out. The nuns just met by chance.。

“Taoist priest Yimei, what else do you have to say now? Do you admit your guilt? Uncle Jiu

lowered his head, like a child who had done something wrong, and said, "I have nothing to say!" I'm guilty!

The priest said seriously: "We have all seen it, do you still want to deny it? "

Uncle Jiu raised his head in surprise and said, "Huh? " Wasn't she the only one who saw it just now?”

“Just now so many of us saw chicks hatching from eggs, but she was the only one!

Uncle Jiu was surprised: "Then what was your name just now? "

The little nun shouted: "A caterpillar will fall on you, are you afraid? " "

Uncle Jiu said "Ah", and then he realized that something had happened, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "It turns out that I expressed my wrong feelings.……”

At this time, the little zombie suddenly jumped over, erected a wooden board, and handed him a pair of pants.

Uncle Jiu was very grateful and hurriedly stood up and put on his pants. But accidentally, his pants were pressed down by the board and he couldn't put them on.

Uncle Jiu pulled hard and pulled the board down, immediately exposing it to everyone.

All the efforts to cover it up just now were instantly wasted!

“ah! "The nuns screamed in fright!

The priest hurriedly stepped forward and erected a wooden board to cover it!

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