Man in Zombie: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

村子中心，见到一个教堂，屋顶上，一个胖胖的修女正在用力的拉绳子，要把十字架立上去。

地上，四个异常漂亮的修女，都在用力的帮老修女拉绳子。

这时队长带着几个小兵来到教堂外，耀武扬威的道：“你们四处搜查，谁要是敢阻挡，老子格杀勿论！”

说着，拿起手枪，“砰”的一声，朝天放了一枪 。

“啊！”几个修女吓了一跳，手上一松，十字架“刷”的一声从屋顶上落下来。正立在队长身后。

队长用枪顶了顶帽子，贼眉鼠眼的四处寻找着：“哈，谁敢偷袭我？”他刚转过身来，十字架正好倾倒，当即把他压倒在地上。

队长大叫：“谁敢压我？快来人啊！救我！”

一个小兵听见声音急忙过来。“队长！”

队长大吼：“快救我！ ”

“是！是！”

小兵一边用力要扶起十字架，一边说道：“队长，我发现了……我发现了 ……”

队长又怒又急：“你发现了……就去烧了啊 ……”

“啊？烧了？”士兵吓了一跳。

队长怒道：“还愣着干什么？还不快去！ ”

“是！”小兵听到这话，不由得放下刚扶起来一半的十字架，就向外跑出去。十字架重新落下，又压在队长身上。

队长怒不可遏拍着十字架：“把这块烂木头也烧掉！”

突然听见一个女人的声音传过来：“你为什么要烧我的教堂？”

房顶的胖神父已经走到跟前。

队长气急败坏的道：“我的手下发现你的教堂有蝙蝠窝，我要烧了蝙蝠窝，自然就会烧了你的教堂，这叫逻辑，洋婆，懂不懂？”

胖神父一听，顿时怒道：“你凭什么说我这里我有蝙蝠，你凭什么要烧我的教堂？ ”

“凭什么？就凭这个，懂不懂？”队长虽然被压制十字架下，但两手不受限制，举枪对准神父的额头。

神父避开枪口，“为了重开教堂，你不知我有多不容易？ ”

“我减肥信教，刻苦读经，虔诚祷告，你竟然要烧了我的教堂！誓与教堂共存亡！教堂在人在，教堂亡人亡！”

她说着不由自主的压在十字架上，继而压在队长身上，双手在身前画十字，“你要烧了我的教堂，那我就与你同归于尽！”

说着她低头抢夺手枪，要掉转枪口，朝向队长。

两人争抢之时，十分危险，这时突然一只脚伸过来，一脚把枪口踢向一边 。

“砰”的一声枪响 。

“啊？我杀人了！”

神父吓得大叫一声，就往去。

这时突然一个男人一把托住她，就要把她扶

神父一看到男人，更是直挺在地上。

九叔上前把十字架拿开：“队长，为什么要烧人家教堂？”

队长爬起来，冲小兵吼道：“才你发现了什么，快说！”

小兵犹豫半天才说：“报告队长，我们发现这有五个修女，而我们六个，根本不够分 ……”一指外面站着的四个修女。

队长一听，知道闹了乌龙，忙道：“误会！误会！”

九叔道：“做事要讲证据！不能乱来！”

队长道：“知道，知道！”

胖修女脸色好看了一些：“还是这位大叔深明大义，不像一些牛鬼蛇神，一塌糊涂 ……”

九叔道：“队长，你带人去别处搜查，这里交给我 ……”

队长急忙带人走远，刚走了一步，突然想起刚才林云的话：“被十字架压，被胖修女压？吗的，这么邪门？”

他突然一甩头：“碰巧罢了！”

带人离开。

见众人走远，九叔道：“我想检查一下这里，没事吧？大婶？”

刚才胖修女叫他大叔，让他很不爽。

胖修女冷着脸道：“可以！”

带着他在教堂四处搜寻了一下，没有发现半只蝙蝠。

两人来到最低下一层，发现一个紧闭的房间，房门布满灰尘，门锁都已经上锈腐烂 。

“这是什么地方？打开门看看！”

胖修女急忙摇头拒绝：“不行，这是神父的静修室，这是整个教堂最神圣的地方，擅自进去是对神的大不敬！”

九叔也勉强，转身就走。

突然右手悄悄摸出一张符纸，点燃了，扔在地上，用后脚跟一踢，踢进静修室。他叫着：“哎呀，静修室着火了！”

修女转头看见静修室里传出火光，吃了一惊，急忙就要打开房门，慌乱之下，竟然没有打开。

九叔递过一块石头，修女用力几下就将门锁砸坏。房门猛然向里倒塌。

九叔伸手托住门板，一脚踩灭还没燃尽的符纸，偷偷的收起来 。

“哪里着火了？哪里着火了？”修女四处寻找，却没看见火苗。

九叔道：“被你和门板压灭了！”

两人站起身，头顶四处挂着编成辫子的大蒜。九叔疑惑道：“这里以前是厨房吗？ ”

“不是。”修女也奇怪的看着大蒜，忽然道：“大蒜是用来驱魔的，难道是在驱魔？”

两人走进内室，突然见墙边有一具骷髅，身上披着一件黑色的袍子 。

“这是谁？”

修女陡然看到，吓得大叫一声：“啊 ……”He hurriedly hid behind Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu suddenly turned his head and saw two photos hanging on the wall. He pointed at one and said, "Look at his clothes, they are exactly the same as this one." When the

nun took a look, she immediately said with a serious face: "It turns out to be Father Qi!"

She left He took a few steps forward, crossed himself with his hands, and said piously: "Father Qi, the church has always thought that you have left your post without permission, but I didn't expect that you have been here fighting against the devil. Don't worry, I will explain it to the church for you!" "

Uncle Jiu looked at another photo and said, "There should be two people here. Where is the other person?"

The nun said solemnly: "There were two people, Father Qi and Father Fan, who came to the village to preach together. It seems that they and The devil had a fight."

She pointed to the marks on the wall, "The Bible was burned and the holy water was spilled. Father Qi finally lost and his life was taken by the devil."

Uncle Jiu inspected the coffin next to him. While saying, "If you don't practice enough, it will be difficult to fight against the devil!"

The nun said solemnly: "Although Father Fan's skeleton was not found here, it is certain that he also suffered a demonic calamity!" As she spoke, she drew a picture in front of her. Cross.

Uncle Jiu suddenly said: "In my opinion, Father Qi didn't lose, he won!"

The nun asked strangely: "He didn't lose?"

Uncle Jiu said: "If he lost, then for more than ten years, we villagers How can you be so peaceful and come in and out at will?"

The nun felt that this was very reasonable.。

“Moreover, Father Qi was not killed by the devil, he committed suicide. ”_

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