Malicious Medical Princess of the Marquis House

After seeing off Chen Zhuangshi, Gu Jiu came to the flower hall.

Huang Qubing held several manuscripts, It's all trivial things, can you still run a newspaper?

Gu Jiu laughed, Go ask your relatives, ask Your Highness the Princess, do they prefer to read the serious Shanhe Academy News, or these trivial things? You can ask you again. Guys, is the Shanhe Academy News more interesting, or the bits and pieces in your mouth are more interesting?

Huang Qubing scratched his head, he hadn't thought about this.

Gu Jiu said: We want to run a newspaper for the people of the whole capital, and it is best not to involve the imperial court. I think that a newspaper that collects entertainment, gossip and life information is amusing in life, and talks about vegetables, grains and oils that the people are more concerned about. The price is more popular than any high-ranking government.

Huang Qubing shook the manuscript in his hand, Like these?

Gu Jiu nodded, For example, Shanhe Academy runs naked every month, how many people in the entrance exam shed tears at the academy's gate, and what blockbuster books are published, all can be published on it. The writing language should be as lifelike as possible, and try to be interesting.

News from big households is even more popular. For example, the gossip about Princess Fuya's mansion, even if it only tells about how and what Princess Fuya eats for a meal, I think the people in the capital love to read it, and they read it with great interest.

Huang Qubing yelled, Don't hurt me. If I publish the process of my mother's meal in the newspaper, my mother will kill me.

Gu Jiu encouraged him, When writing about the danger of His Royal Highness, then write about your father's daily life. For example, how many concubines he has, which one is the most beautiful and the most favored, the common people are flocking to such gossip news.

Huang Qubing chirped.

I've already seen through you. What you say about running a newspaper is clearly selling privacy. You are harming me, and my legs will be broken.

Gu Jiu laughed, Can the privacy that can be sold be ordinary privacy? Go and see the Li's Inn at the foot of the mountain, and write about what the boss eats for each meal and how many concubines he takes. Someone will read it. ?

Huang Qubing shook his head again and again, resolutely opposed.

I will never be fooled by you to publish the matter of my mother and my father in the newspaper.

Unless he is tired of life!

Gu Jiu said: You can write about the history of the former government and the public, and joke about historical figures. Especially those specious rumors, find a few pens to polish them, and publish them in newspapers, which will definitely cause a sensation.

You are making trouble! Huang Qubing hit the nail on the head.

Gu Jiu laughed,

I plan to name this newspaper Da Zhou Life Show, which is aimed at the people of the whole capital. If there is a chance in the future, it will be published simultaneously in Jiangnan. Therefore, the first shot must be fired. If you don't write about your mother, don't write about it. Write about your father, just write about yourself. Let people see how the top sons and brothers in the capital are all rich and rich.

Huang Qubing kept his head clear and resolutely refused to be deceived, I won't do it! What kind of figure am I? The people in the capital don't even know that there is such a figure as me. In terms of fame, no one can compare to Huyang. You and Huyang Since Yang has a good relationship, it is better to persuade Huyang to write about her life of singing and singing every night. It will definitely attract a lot of attention.

Gu Jiu sighed, how could Huang Qubing not be fooled.

In Huyang, I'll try my best to get her consent. Think about it, who's gossip news has something to sell. Such as the eighty-year-old man and eighteen-wives.

There are no eighty-year-old men and eighteen wives. But there are seventy-year-old men and eighteen concubines.

Gu Jiu made a decision, Just write this. Dig deep into seventy old men and eighteen concubines, especially specify their identities and backgrounds, and don't be vague. We are a newspaper with style, and we are not afraid of retaliation. Those who dare to do it must have Prepare to be published in the newspaper by us.

Huang Qubing said: You are stealing the storyteller's job.

Gu Jiu smiled and said: You can recruit storytellers to the banner, I believe it will come in handy. Don't forget to collect gossip from big households in the capital. I recommend hiring your servants, maids. They are the qualified collectors of news from big households. who, disseminator.

The gossip of the big family is first spread among the maids and servants. You must make good use of your own personnel advantages. It is simply impossible for ordinary rich households to run newspapers with the advantages we have.

Huang Qubing was taken aback when he heard that, Do you really want to write gossip about big households?

Gu Jiu laughed, For example, I am very interested in the gossip about the Sun family. When will I make a column dedicated to taking stock of the past and present of the Sun family.

Huang Qubing opened his mouth wide, Didn't you say that you want to hire the number one scholar of the Sun family to study in the academy? You are not afraid of offending the Sun family when you take stock of the past and present lives of the Sun family in the newspaper? The other party is so angry that he refuses to teach at Shanhe Academy, isn't it? Is it worth the loss?

Gu Jiu said with a smile: Then I'll do another column about Zhou's family in Chuzhou. One south, one north, one grandson, one Zhou, and the column of the two great families of Zhou, there are so many selling points. Don't forget, Hou Mansion The youngest mistress was born in the Zhou family in Chuzhou, so I still have to call her Mrs. Datang.

I'm not afraid of offending her, so why would I be afraid of offending the Sun family. Besides, we are just taking stock of past and present lives, not splashing dirty water. If you are afraid, write more words of praise. Guaranteed to stop the mouths of the two families.

Gu Jiu smiled.

It is human nature to watch the excitement.

What is hilarious?

Gossip is lively!

In the later generations, in the Internet society, there are so many pastimes, games, novels, movies and TV, but people still can't stop people's love and attention to gossip.

It can be seen that watching the excitement is an important part of life.

In this day and age, there are not so many entertainments.

Watching the excitement is people's spiritual food and an indispensable part of life.

Zhang's family stole a chicken from Li's family, and Li's family stole a vegetable from Sun's family. Little conflicts about trivial matters can make the whole village excited and leave the farm work to watch the fun. It can even be discussed for a month or two, or even half a year.

From this we can see how poor everyone's spiritual life is and how strong their demand for gossip is.

The capital, at the foot of the emperor, is the gossip manufacturing center.

A newspaper about life consultation and big household gossip can satisfy the small people in the capital and make them soar.

Gu Jiu had long wanted to run such a newspaper.

I've been a little bored recently, and I can't suppress the eagerness in my heart anymore, so let's do it.

It is most appropriate for Huang Qubing to come forward.

It would be even better if he could contribute a few innocuous gossip about his family.

It doesn't matter if you refuse to contribute.

We have to pay the news providers a certain amount, so that people from all over the capital can give us gossip news.

Gu Jiu reminded Huang Qubing.

We also need to cooperate with those grain and oil stores and let them provide daily prices. We publish them in newspapers to facilitate people's lives. We can also undertake advertisements...

Gu Jiu talked a lot.

There is only one purpose, to make Da Zhou Life Show a hit.

Huang Qubing asked curiously: Why is it called Da Zhou Life Show instead of Da Zhou Life Daily?

Gu Jiu smiled and said: Newspapers are mainly truthful and objective. The 'show' here comes from 'show but not reality'. I personally extend this word to show, show off, and show off. We publish gossip, which is extremely There are likely to be exaggerations, and even fabricated content. It is not appropriate to use newspapers, and I think it is more appropriate to use shows.

Huang Qubing was taken aback when he heard that, How can the word show be used like this? It means that our gossip reports are similar to romances, true and false, false and true.

Gu Jiu nodded, We try to be as real and objective as possible.

Huang Qubing didn't believe this at all.

Just based on the word Xiu and so many stories, you can know that Da Zhou Life Show is an unscrupulous newspaper.

Huang Qubing was very tired.

My son is facing the wind in a jade tree, and he is chic and unrestrained. He has always been serious. I didn't expect that I would publish such an unscrupulous newspaper today.

Gu Jiu smiled and said, It matches your temperament very well.

Huang Qubing suffered a critical hit of 10,000 points.

My son has always been serious.

That must be your illusion.

Bickering, Huang Qubing was not Gu Jiu's opponent at all, so he simply gave up.

He solemnly asked: Do you really want to run such a newspaper?

Gu Jiu nodded, and said affirmatively: Life is boring and dull, we need some unscrupulous ridicule. As for life information, it must be true and effective.

Isn't it decent? Huang Qubing pinched his chin and thought deeply about the essence of not being serious.

It's not serious, but it doesn't make people disgusted or disgusted. After reading it, everyone smiled knowingly, and everyone was happy. As the object of being ridiculed, although you are not happy, you will not be angry enough to tear you apart.

Huang Qubing was heartbroken, Why did you tear me up and not you?

Gu Jiu said seriously: Because you are the editor-in-chief, the investor, and the owner.

Huang Qubing wailed, Can I decline?

Gu Jiu thought about it seriously, It's not impossible. In fact, at the beginning, I wanted His Highness to come down to handle this matter. It's just that he is too serious, and coupled with his status restrictions, he is indeed not the most suitable candidate. If you really don't I'm happy, then I'll find someone else.

Huang Qubing waved his hand, I'll just say it casually, and you take it seriously. This kind of unscrupulous newspaper, who else is better than me. Let me ask you, in the whole capital, who is more suitable than me?

Gu Jiu smiled and asked, Don't you regret it?

Huang Qubing shook his head, I will never regret it.

Gu Jiu urged him again, Would you like to contribute some gossip about your family?

Huang Qubing yelled, Don't even think about it, I'm not tired of living yet, so don't hurt me.