Magical girls just want to get off work

Three days later, Zuo Cang came to the playground of No. 1 Middle School in Xinmu City.

It was exactly the same as the scene in Zuo Cang's memory.

The school celebration of No. 1 Middle School in Xinmu City was nothing more than a leader speaking on stage and a group of people standing in the audience.

Rory's long-winded lectures sounded in his ears, and the hot sun was shining on his head.

This stop lasted several hours.

By the time the principal's various tedious processes of self-motivation were completed, the people in the audience had already collapsed into a puddle of liquid.

Therefore, many times students forget that today is the school celebration, not some kind of collective corporal punishment.

They didn't understand very much, it was already summer vacation, and they had to come here to go to prison.

Zuo Cang was "fortunate" to participate once when he was a student, so he really didn't want to recall what the so-called school celebration was like.

It's just that this year is a little different.

He is no longer a student, but a parent.

Zuo Cang stared blankly at the dead fish eyes and clapped mechanically, his attention began to diverge, and he began to think wildly.

The same is true for several parents around me. Under the sun's exposure, their faces are also ashen.

Flattering and flattering each other with the leaders makes them feel like a pure innocent.

Fortunately, this year is different. The principal suddenly came up with the idea of ​​having fun with the people and turning the school anniversary into a celebration in the true sense instead of coldly following a script and giving another speech, sublimating and sublimating.

After discussions among the leaders in the early stage, it was finally decided that each class would organize different programs.

The content of the specific program is decided by the class leader and the students themselves.

This is a joyful event!

Therefore, it is also because of this that the students can obediently go to jail in the audience.

I can finally play openly.

Junior high school students are at the age when their imaginations are wide open and their inspirations are endless. They are also the age when they are most energetic and have excellent mobility. They usually worry that they have nowhere to put their best efforts into use and can only cause harm to one party in their dormitory.

Now someone suddenly told them that no one supervises them and they can let themselves go.

A lot of boys were screaming with excitement, each of them showed their ape shapes, and the whole No. 1 Middle School was almost turning into a wild animal park...

Among them, Zuo Yue's class was the hardest hit. More than a week ago, when they were discussing what to perform for the school anniversary.

All kinds of strange ideas popped out of the mouths of a group of boys one after another.

Arguing endlessly.

Only a few ideas gained the approval of the vast majority of boys.

Someone suggested setting up a maid cafe.

For example, simply decorate the classroom, and then let the young and beautiful girls wear black and white maid outfits with aprons and lace ruffles and black stockings. They stand at the door of the classroom and pose in various cute poses, and when they see someone coming, they will He said enthusiastically: "Master, welcome back!"

Even just a simple thought is enough to make people excited!

I have to say that being old and sexy is the nature of men.

When the boys are excited, the lesbians are a little unhappy.

I think this is materializing women and maliciously consuming the value they create.

"Why do you want me to show off my beauty? If you like it so much, why don't you wear maid uniforms yourself!"

Although girls love to dress up, and some usually like to take some photos and post them on social networks, they will be shy if they really want to play such a shameful game in front of everyone!

That's why they are so angry.

However, what they didn't expect was that not only were the boys not angry about this, but they were a little hesitant, and some even showed eager anticipation.

"Hey, there's something wrong with you..."

Many girls expressed obvious disgust at the boys' shameless behavior and consciously distanced themselves from them.

Mr. Lu Xun once said that the greatest and oldest art in China is a man pretending to be a woman.

Every man has a feminine part in his heart.

Commonly known as, the yearning for women's clothing.

Now that the opportunity to dress up in women's clothing is presented to them, how could they not be tempted?

At the same time, they must face a series of problems. Their height, weight, body shape, and even face are not suitable for wearing women's clothing. The physical differences between human males and females are too great.

If you don't take these differences into consideration and try to force yourself into an overlord, I'm afraid it will only lead to mental pollution.

It would be the greatest mercy for passers-by not to call the police to arrest someone...

Therefore, they also have self-awareness and explain to the girls in the class that they are not that kind of pervert. Even if they think about wearing women's clothes in their minds, there are still too few cute boys who are suitable for wearing women's clothes.

When a group of people excitedly and intensely discussed their various sexual preferences, the class teacher Yan Min poured cold water on them.

He took the initiative to discipline the students in his class.

"Hey, hey, hey, wake up and stop dreaming. You guys are obsessed with watching anime, right? Why do you want to open a maid cafe? You really don't consider the reality?"

Just the cost of custom-making several sets of maid outfits is beyond the financial reach of students, not to mention the problems including materials for decorating classrooms, coordination and command, coffee beans and equipment, etc., whether it is a waste of human, financial, or Material resources are a great test.

The most important point is that entertainment-to-death things like maid cafes are not in line with traditional values ​​at all, so there is no need to consider whether it can pass the review of the campus leaders. The head teacher, Lao Yan, is sure that he will be killed 100%.

Don’t talk about righteousness or not, political correctness or not. Should we forcefully praise and sublimate something like the Spring Festival Gala? At least it should be more or less serious.

I'm not asking you to have fun, I really think you can go for it.

The cold reality made the few naughty children who had been having the most fun return to their seats angrily, with their heads lowered, and their expressions of loss were like eggplants beaten by frost.

Yan Min saw this, and he also knew that he had been suppressing the students' emotions and not letting them vent, to the students. Not a good thing for yourself.

So, changing the subject, he opened the back door for the students.

Within the scope of a certain plan, if the students were allowed to play freely, even if something happened, he would turn a blind eye.

The originally wildly expanded imagination has been restricted, and the range of choices available has become much smaller.

Programs such as singing, dancing, speeches, etc. are serious but not prone to mistakes.

But it also lacks some new ideas, and it is easy to crash when it is clichéd.

Brainstorm.

Soon someone came up with a completely new idea.

Opera, or stage play.

Since the conditions are limited, use the limited conditions wisely.

Stage plays are the most suitable choice. Just set up a few tables to form the stage. Just rent the costumes and props. Even if you can't borrow some big props, it doesn't matter. Just make something similar by yourself. The actors' lines are even better. There are ready-made scripts, and various versions of the line copywriting can be found by searching the Internet. At most, they can be localized and processed by themselves.

For the serious proposals submitted by the students.

Yan Min frowned, thought for a long time, and finally felt that it was really feasible, so he decided on the type of program to be performed by the first class.

The next step is to choose a theme and a script.

After a heated debate, Yan Min finally made the decision.

The program is a very famous traditional stage play at home and abroad, Romeo and Juliet created by Shakespeare.

It is precisely because they are familiar with it that it is more suitable for amateurs like them to play.

Yan Min originally thought that no matter how much the little bastards changed the script, at least the overall story line had been fixed, and the space for their imagination to be used was limited. It was better than the initially mentioned Liu Bei and Calabash Baby becoming brothers in Liangshan Po, and together they Traveling to the Qingqing Grassland to start a decisive battle with Transformers, and finally defeating Batman with Monkey King, the story is much better...

He still underestimated the ability of his students to move around.

Led by the bear kid Wang Zuoyue, a group of people began to make up the story of Romeo and Juliet.

At first glance, there is nothing wrong with it, but after a closer look, it is full of ghosts and ghosts.

For example, Count Paris not only survived in the end but also married Juliet home according to the engagement contract. The title of the film is also planned to be changed to something like Revenge of the Sufferer or Huang Mao Must Die.

The corner of Yan Min's mouth twitched unconsciously, holding the outline of the student's adapted script in his hand.

What, what, what is it.

Think again.

Forget it, as long as the students are happy, it's a rare school celebration, as long as they have fun.

Under constant self-hypnosis, Yan Min had no choice but to accept the reality.

To be honest, he himself really cares a little about what new tricks the students can come up with.

Everything is ready.

In the script decided by the first class, the class leader Li Feng played the leading role of Romeo, and Zuo Yue only played a small supporting role with only two lines, so in the first few days, Zuo Yue could still fish, but later he could not I don't know why, but Juliet's female student suddenly couldn't be contacted, and I don't know if she disappeared mysteriously, or her parents took her to another city.

There is an urgent shortage of manpower, and after voting, Zuo Yue becomes the new heroine.

And Zuo Yue was suddenly put on the shelf and forcibly tied to the heroine's position.

Obviously she thinks lime is more suitable for Juliet's identity, because Juliet...

Hahaha.

Zuo Yue's smile is very strange, but she really wants to perform this scene well in all aspects.

Time is pressing now, and there is no way to waste it.

After all, Zuo Yue was forced to stand up, and the preliminary preparations alone took a long time. Now I am afraid that I don't even have enough time to rehearse.

Everyone hopes that the heroine Zuo Yue can give some strength, at least not to stretch her hips at the critical moment...

The only good thing is that the students have finished their exams, there is no academic pressure, and they have a lot of time to use.

In particular, several people who are responsible for script planning have to take their mobile phones with them even to the toilet, and use the above software to write lines and even decide the life and death of the characters.

However, it also troubled them a little.

With power, others will naturally ask for something.

While I was waiting at school, several people knocked on the toilet door.

There are no two reasons.

They all want their characters to have a little more scenes and lines, so that they don’t end up playing a passerby who doesn’t even say a word.

This is also human nature and understandable.

However, what confused them was that there were several important characters among them...

The reason is also very strange, can you write yourself to death?

If you can't die, then change it to a plot where the character stumbles and breaks into powder in the first scene as soon as he comes out...

They like to act paralyzed.

So much so that the real plot presented in the end was much more outrageous than the original outline.

At least, on the school anniversary day, when Zuo Cang, a parent, got the program list, he felt that his blood pressure was already full and he could stop watching it, lest it contaminate his eyeballs and destroy the Shakespeare classics in his mind.

However, on the other hand, he was really curious about what kind of performance his sister could perform in such an outrageous script.

When the principal finally finished talking nonsense, Zuo Cang's divergent thoughts returned to his body, and he followed the crowd towards the teaching building for the first grade of junior high school.

According to the timetable on the program list, there are still several hours until the first class performance, and it will not officially start until five or six o'clock in the afternoon.

Therefore, the people in Class 1 also wanted to rehearse again at the critical moment.

The rehearsal took place in the main classroom of Class 1, and several of the main characters were desperately memorizing their lines, trying to remember this messy content.

Several parents of students were sitting on red plastic stools in the corner of the classroom, chatting. They also looked forward to their children being able to shine on the stage.

The same is true for Zuo Cang.

However, when he crossed his arms and looked at his sister seriously.

"Romeo, why are you Romeo..."

During makeup in preparation for a rehearsal.

Zuo Yue, wearing a women's classical opera dress, recited her lines expressionlessly.

There was no fluctuation in her tone, just like her heart at the moment.

A few girls were covering their mouths and giggling.

They are the girls in the same class who are responsible for costumes, props and makeup.

It was also because of their family connections that they were able to borrow such beautiful and exquisite costumes and professional guidance from the city theater.

Zuo Yue's gorgeous dress and the matching light makeup on her face took a lot of effort from professionals.

In the beginning, they jokingly voted for Zuo Yue as the heroine. After all, in their eyes, Zuo Yue has always been a carefree child, and it is basically impossible to play the role of a noblewoman like Juliet. The essence of a young lady is that they want to see Zuo Yue make a fool of herself more than watching a show.

The result was unexpected.

Juliet, played by Zuo Yue, has a certain charm of a western classical aristocratic lady. She is self-taught in all kinds of movements, and her every frown and smile is particularly elegant.

Even his brother Zuo Cang began to doubt whether the Zuo Yue in front of him was the Zuo Yue he knew.

He thought about it carefully, and found that Zuo Yue's recent state was indeed a bit off. Although he looked careless on the surface, he didn't know why he was always in a daze, just looking at himself quietly without saying anything.

Zuo Cang asked about it a few days ago, and her sister didn't say anything. She just said that she might be a little too tired.

Therefore, Zuo Cang didn't pay too much attention to it.

After all, the investigation into Li Feng is now at a bottleneck.

I don't know if Li Feng has received some rumors. He has restrained himself a lot recently and behaves very low-key. He tries his best to act like an ordinary first-year junior high school student. His style of doing things is also in line with the logic of a little kid.

Zuo Cang even began to wonder if there was an error in Hong Feng's information. All the efforts he had made were in vain.

Until yesterday, Hongfeng found a very crucial clue.

Why does Xinmu City No. 1 Middle School want to hold this school anniversary?

It turned out that the impromptu idea of ​​the principal's slap on the thigh was not accidental, but after strong recommendations from others, he considered taking advantage of this time to hold a big event that would bring together the entire school.

And the recommender of this event was none other than Li Feng.

So why did he organize this school celebration? Is it by chance, or is it a coincidence?

Zuo Cang didn't want to break it down any further and decided to be bold and kidnap Li Feng directly.

"Everyone has worked hard, how is the rehearsal going?"

A turbid boy's voice sounded from outside the door.

Zuo Cang knew that his goal had been reached.

I'm already wilted, and Pochi is gone. (lay flat)