Magical girls just want to get off work
Chapter 3 [] The legendary magical girl is an old aunt...
If possible, Zuo Cang hoped that his younger sister would live an ordinary and happy life, at least let her grow up healthy and healthy, instead of getting involved with some ignorant guy.
As an old father, Zuo Cang really racked his brains to let Zuo Yue avoid all risks.
However, after all the calculations, I still didn't expect that someone would directly steal the house!
An objective fact was placed in front of Zuo Cang.
His younger sister, Zuo Yue, who has just turned twelve, has now signed a contract with the contracted beast and has become a reserve magical girl.
This is a big bad news.
Zuo Cang absolutely does not want to come home from get off work happily one day, only to receive an opaque black box containing ashes and a transformation device
never hope...
Although this is the only ending for most magical girls.
Magical girls bring nothing but misfortune.
This is not the first time Zuo Cang emphasized this point.
Zuo Cang looked at the cute mink-shaped animal floating on the dining table, and had the urge to fry it in a pan or bury it in a concrete pile to destroy its corpse.
"..."
Zuo Cang and Zuo Yue sat at one side of the dining table, and while eating dinner, they listened to Miyou, the envoy, explain the knowledge that magical girl reserves should master.
"And then? Should there be anything else to add?"
It was different from Zuo Yue, whose brain crashed because of too much information, and who could only stare dumbfounded and mechanically cook food into his mouth.
Zuo Cang seemed too calm.
Because what Mi You said was similar to what he was familiar with, he asked only to let Zuo Yue know other inside stories.
Of course, the main thing is to let Zuo Yue adapt to and accept this change of identity.
simply put.
First smash and refresh the three views and then talk about it later.
Although the new generation is more adaptable to various things now, if someone tells you suddenly one day that you are actually the only child of a billionaire, and that you were only given some experience in the society before, no matter how big a heart you are It takes time to digest and digest it.
When I saw the mink-shaped creature that I brought home to speak, and then I was told that I had signed a contract with it to become a magical girl, not only able to use all kinds of magic, but also to carry out transformation operations, and the ensuing various shocking facts.
Zuo Yue's brain was completely overloaded, and she could only open her mouth and passively accept that these things really happened to her.
I don't know what they're talking about, but they seem to be very powerful.
With the deepening of understanding, Zuo Yue began to feel a little eager to try. She was at the age of seeking alternative and exciting things, so she naturally felt that magical girls were fun.
Zuo Cang took in Zuo Yue's expression in his eyes, how could he not guess his little sister's little thoughts.
Magical girls are betting their lives, not playing house games, people will really die.
If he participated in the battle with a playful mentality, Zuo Cang believed that his sister would not survive three episodes.
This is the despicability of the hateful silver beasts, the various methods they use are no different from salesmen.
It will only preach the advantages and benefits of the product to you, and completely keep silent about the negative effects, costs and responsibilities.
As long as you are fooled into thinking that you have picked up a big deal, and then you are willing to sign a letter and make a bet, their mission will be completed.
When you find out that this is not the case, there is no place to regret it.
Therefore, Zuo Cang has always felt that he cannot believe in the fact that there is a pie in the sky, even if there is, it is something that is written as a pie and read as a trap.
"Can't you hear me? Is there anything else to add?"
Zuo Cang rested his chin with one hand, and tapped the table twice to remind Mi You not to deliberately avoid certain problems, he didn't want Zuo Yue to get on a pirate ship for no reason.
However, this mink-shaped creature seemed to be a little careless, and was obsessed with cooking. When Zuo Cang knocked on the table for the second time, Miyou, who was eating Hesai, reluctantly raised his head from the rice bowl.
There was some puzzlement in his eyes.
"What to add? I've already said everything I know. Before that, please give me another bowl!"
Mi Youxu held her little plush paws, raised her forelimbs, and the porcelain bowl she used on the dining table slowly floated to Zuo Cang's eyes.
Doesn't this guy feel any sense of crisis?
"I'm asking you, is there no price to gain this power?"
"For example, you need to fight some kind of monster with a collection of desires..."
Zuo Cang, who completely ignored the porcelain bowl in mid-air, turned his head sideways and stared seriously at this optimist's idiot.
He couldn't deduce whether this guy was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.
"You're talking about a cursed beast, right? No, how do you know that a cursed beast is a collection of desires?"
Miyou realizes that something is not quite right.
Why does it always feel like this uncle knows these things very well.
Zuo Cang suddenly realized that he had said something wrong.
At present, the official has not analyzed the source of the cursed beast, but only announced that the cursed beast is a mysterious monster that suddenly appeared. The specific information has not yet been obtained, and ordinary people rarely know this information.
When it comes to relatives, Zuo Cang's behavior is always a bit too extreme.
Caring is messy.
Zuo Cang had no choice but to laugh dryly and came up with an excuse.
"I work for a construction company in the ESO organization. The company's main business is to help magical girls with their aftermath, so I know a little more about these things than ordinary people."
"I see. I heard from the teacher what ESO does."
Miyou, who suddenly realized it, slapped his little paw, and without the slightest doubt, it explained to Zuo Cang.
It was the first time it had left the Kingdom of Shadows, and it didn't know much about various things in reality, and its knowledge of spell beasts remained in textbooks.
This also directly leads to Miyou's ignorance of the dangers of human society, and her inability to doubt and suspicion, like a curious and curious fool who has no deep experience in the world, and believes whatever others say.
This is very different from other contracted beasts that Zuo Cang has learned about.
Zuo Cang also keenly noticed the strangeness.
Why did the Kingdom of Shadows send this kind of cute new familiar to reality? What is the reason? Will Zuo Yue be involved?
Zuo Cang wanted to know the real intention, so he began to talk along the topic of ESO organization.
Seeing her brother ignoring herself again and starting to discuss work matters, Zuo Yue suddenly became sullen, put down the bowls and chopsticks, stood up angrily, and said: "I'm full, I'll go and take the bowls to the kitchen."
"Sit down and listen carefully, it's for your own good."
Zuo Cang glanced at it, and ordered Zuo Yue to sit back on the chair. He worked so hard for Zuo Yue. Zuo Yue himself must understand the inside story about the magical girl. With a clear understanding, Zuo Yue will not lose it. life.
Facing the majesty of his elder brother, Zuo Yue reluctantly sat down again.
mutter a word.
Brother is a big fool.
Then, Zuo Yue complained: "Then why don't I become a magical girl?"
Such a casual attitude finally angered Zuo Cang.
He originally thought that the root cause of the inharmonious relationship between the two was that the age gap was too large and there was no common topic. When Zuo Yue became a magical girl, the two of them could talk a few words to ease the relationship a little.
Now it seems that this has intensified the conflict, and Zuo Yue has learned to talk back to herself.
I don't know where the gentle, considerate and clingy little girl went.
"Do you think that when you go to the supermarket, you can come and go when you want? This is a contract, as the price for gaining extraordinary power. Unless you die, the contract will always exist! The choice you make yourself, you must learn to take responsibility for yourself !"
Zuo Cang desperately wanted to correct his younger sister's attitude, if she continued to act like this, sooner or later she would harm others and herself.
And Zuo Yue only felt that she was wronged, she felt that her brother had changed recently, and would yell at herself every now and then, curling her lips, she also had a lot of complaints to say in her heart.
"I don't care about you! Who told you to make your own decisions all the time!"
"Then you can find a way to terminate the contract yourself?!"
Seeing that the atmosphere became tense, and the brother and sister were about to quarrel again, Mi You, who was the source of the whole incident, seemed much heartless.
"Can you give me another bowl..."
Miyou put the porcelain bowl next to Zuo Cang again, and also climbed a few steps on the table, lifted a sliced omelet from the dinner plate, and said to Zuo Cang in an inarticulate voice: "This What kind of roll is it called? It’s delicious..."
For a person who has nearly starved to death, nothing is more important than filling his stomach.
Facing this kind of creature whose common sense is different from ordinary people, the corners of Zuo Cang's mouth couldn't help twitching twice.
"You can eat it if you want, you can cancel the contract for me."
It was originally used as a threat, but Miyou replied flatly: "Yes, it's just a temporary contract anyway."
"Why?"
This unexpected answer surprised Zuo Cang, so he repeated it.
"Temporary contract? Isn't it a lifetime contract?"
"Yes, a temporary contract. You are my saviors. In order to repay you, this contract does not even have any restrictions. And why should I sign a lifelong contract? I am not a familiar who is stationed on the earth to complete the task. I still want to go back to the Land of Shadows."
Miyou folded her paws on her chest, her expression was very confused, she didn't understand why the brother and sister had to quarrel.
"Why didn't you say it earlier."
"I thought about it, but you didn't seem to ask."
Miyou blinked her eyes, making it look innocent.
It's over, it's my own preconceived idea, who would have thought that white lotus really grew in the sewage pool.
Zuo Cang held his forehead in some pain, "Since it can be canceled, let's cancel the contract."
Miyou shook her head and explained.
"It can't be lifted now, my mission has not been completed. As for the mission, I'm sorry I can't say. In short, I need magic supply to maintain my actions. Of course, don't worry, my mission is just to search for the whereabouts of something. And this time I belong to a secret operation. Naturally, my contractor does not have any organization and identification numbers, and does not need to participate in any battles. So you can act freely, and you can completely pretend that nothing happened, and I will search everywhere by myself. .The only difference from the past is that only part of the magic power in my body has been used by me. Well, it seems to be like this."
Listening to Miyou's detailed explanation, Zuo Cang finally heaved a sigh of relief, and the heart hanging in his throat can be put back into his stomach.
"That's good."
Seeing that she gained the upper hand in this quarrel, Zuo Yue also showed a triumphant smile, raised the rice pomelo with both hands, and cheered: "Yeah~ Sure enough, you are on my side~"
However, the focus of Miyou's attention is still on the cooked rice, and it carefully asked: "Can I have more rice now..."
It stands to reason that familiars mainly live on magic power, and the magic power shared by the contract is enough to maintain their daily needs in this world, and eating is only to satisfy their appetite.
Many familiars even find the behavior of eating unreasonable.
So, this is the first time Zuo Cang has seen a mediocre familiar like Miyou, this little guy is really beyond common sense.
In fact, it’s not the fault of Miyou. Apart from the highly compressed Magic Cube, there is basically nothing similar to food in the Kingdom of Shadows.
For it, Dayan, which is rich in products and delicious food everywhere, can definitely be regarded as a kingdom of heaven.
Seeing Miyou sitting cross-legged on the dining table with a happy face, Zuo Cang felt helpless and sighed.
Maybe, I should try to believe it.
Zuo Cang picked up the bowls and chopsticks in front of him and walked into the kitchen, still muttering.
Why is it like reincarnation of a starved ghost, I haven't eaten a bite yet.
At this time, Zuo Yue also came back to his senses.
Listening to Mi You's answers to various questions, she also had some questions in her mind, so she just asked her a few questions while her brother was away.
"That... Ni... Mi..."
"The name bestowed on me by the queen is MIO, you can just call me Miyou."
"Miyou, how should I put it... I always feel that these things don't feel real, obviously I'm just an ordinary person..."
Zuo Yue has never been confident. She always feels that she is dreaming, and only in dreams can such outrageous things happen.
"No, you are not an ordinary person. The total amount of magical power hidden in your body is extremely amazing, several times more than ordinary people, and the talent is very good. It can be said that you are a natural magical girl. I am starting to wonder why you brothers and sisters are so different. It's as strong as a monster."
The more Miyou talked, the more emotional she became. It was obvious that some time ago, it couldn't even find a human being who barely qualified, and it almost starved to death on the road.
As a result, two monster-level qualified candidates popped out in one breath.
It's really fate, and I'm sorry.
"Is brother's talent stronger than mine?" Zuo Yue asked, "Then why don't you sign a contract with brother?"
"The most important thing about a magical girl is the last two words. Girl. Gender is restricted and age is restricted. It is impossible for a man to transform, let alone an uncle who is running fast. No matter how talented you are, it can only be used as a backup battery, which is magic power. When it is exhausted, it can be used to replenish it urgently. However, the total amount of magic power of your brother is astonishing, if your brother is a teenager and becomes a girl, maybe he can become a magical girl at the legendary level."
Miyou stroked her chin, boldly guessing.
At this time, Zuo Cang had already returned from the kitchen, he only heard the second half of the sentence, he put the bowl and chopsticks in front of Miyou, and asked casually: "What legendary magical girl?"
He recalled it for a while, but he didn't seem to have any such memories in his mind, maybe it was something that came out after he retired.
"Legendary Magical Girls is a rating when we communicate with familiars internally. It classifies and summarizes all magical girls in history. Among them, the ten most powerful people are called Legendary Magical Girls."
Miyou is also generous and does not hide anything, but it likes to carry some private goods.
"However, there is no generally accepted answer to the specific ranking of the legendary magical girls. Who is better than whom, and who is more luxurious than whom, each has its own reasons, and some people even fought over it."
After eating the rice pomelo, which was so satisfying that its belly became plump, it went to the table and began to sigh.
The familiar who signed a contract with her was desperately praising other magical girls. Zuo Yue was aroused to be competitive, and she let out a muffled snort.
"Hmph. Elite? I'm an elite player. From now on, I will target legendary magical girls. Sooner or later, I will defeat them with my own hands."
"Then your wish may come true. Legendary magical girls are all magical girls who were active more than ten years ago, and most of them died in battle. Now maybe only the magical girl Cang Yan who mysteriously disappeared is still alive. However, counting the time, even if Still alive, Master Cang Yan is already an old aunt."
"Magical girl Cang Yan...old aunt...poof..."
Hearing Miyou's comment, Zuo Cang couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood, and the people who eat melons were brutally eaten.
Amidst the violent coughing, Zuo Yue showed worried eyes.
"It's okay, I just choked on drinking."
With a guilty conscience, Zuo Cang repeated it again.
"Well, it's really just choking."
His eyes couldn't help but drift aside.
You are an old aunt, your whole family is an old aunt, you silver beast. Sooner or later you will be fried.
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