Magical girls just want to get off work

Chapter 105 【】 Why is there a handshake meeting?

Red Sea City is the earliest and most serious city where magical girls are commercialized.

Magical girls have completed comprehensive idolization and standardization.

Most magical girls can be regarded as purely singing and dancing.

The entire subsequent operation process is like an assembly line.

Idols can be mass-produced, which directly leads to the number of magical girls in Red Sea City being more than ten times more than other cities.

Various plans and venues are available.

There is a stadium in the D2-3 area of ​​Red Sea City that can accommodate thousands of people. Except for basketball games held on specific festivals, the rest of the time is basically used for commercial performances. The venues and props are complete.

At first, the civilian staff in charge of the financial projects of the Magic Management Bureau in Honghai City treated the suggestion of idolizing magical girls as a joke. At that time, the Magic Management Bureau had a serious economic budget deficit and could not make ends meet. There was no spare money to buy any idols. Activities are not realistic at all.

In addition, the proposal to idolize magical girls is like a door to hell that must not be opened. Once there is a precedent, all kinds of monsters and ghosts will come out.

They had planned to reject the financial application outright.

Later, I still couldn't withstand the erosion of capital that was enough to corrode my bones.

Why are traffic stars so popular?

Why do the agency companies responsible for packaging and operating characters not actually improve their acting skills, but instead pursue fame through sensationalism and attention-grabbing methods?

After all, notoriety is also fame, black and red are also red.

Traffic can be monetized.

Traffic equals money.

In addition to traditional commercial advertising and business, another source of wealth is the spending power of fans.

The four words "magical girl" are given [value].

An ordinary pillow costs 50 yuan, a pillow with a famous brand on it costs 500 yuan, and a pillow linked to XX popular star XX popular IP can easily sell for 5,000 yuan.

This kind of thing between you and me is simply unreasonable.

Even if someone has the sense to question whether this pricing is appropriate.

However.

There will be stupid and bad people in the fan circle to carry out moral kidnapping.

You don’t even buy XXX for yourself, why do you say you like Xiao Cangyan.jpg

Don’t buy the deluxe version of BD in three or five copies, just bite the bullet and buy five or six hundred copies.jpg

Fool the masses and keep fans refined.

Under the hard encouragement of fan leaders, fans have become self-propelled wallets, and they must mobilize their spending power even if they don't have the ability to spend.

A few simple paragraphs of text and a few satirical pictures depict the ugliness of capital and the greed of human nature.

Fan circles have long since become an organization similar to the O Cult, a money-making tool for some people with ulterior motives.

Therefore, Zuo Cangcai always felt that the new era was going in the wrong direction, how could one use the identity of a magical girl for personal gain.

As a state-owned organization, the Magic Control Bureau should not get involved in this area, and it must resist this unreasonable phenomenon.

However.

I have to say that this kind of behavior makes money really fast and can accumulate wealth in a short period of time.

After Pandora's box was opened, the financial staff took advantage of their positions and policies to make various measures to expand the popularity of magical girls, build a reputation, promote newcomers, sell peripherals, sell tickets, and all kinds of other things. Surrounding activities.

Commonly known as, Idol Project.

Regionally targeted development at the municipal level is considered a local industry, but the central government turns a blind eye to it and treats it as financial subsidies.

Some cities don't care about this kind of thing. After all, transportation is inconvenient, resources are lacking, and there are no popular characters. At most, they are underground idols of magical girls' personal power.

Honghai City is different. Honghai City can be regarded as a first-tier coastal city in Great Yan. It has a large population, convenient transportation, and is also a special economic zone where financial capital has taken root.

Coupled with the absorption of Dongguo's experience in cultivating regular idols, how has Honghai City's idol program developed?

It can be said that it has become standardized and professional. There are professional brokerage companies and professional promotion companies.

As long as you become a magical girl, sign a contract, build a personal profile, and all kinds of resources are thrown at you to make you appear on TV and gain a sense of presence at well-known events, a whole set of processes will follow, no matter what your strength is. How much, absolutely popular.

Of course, financial investments must pay off.

It can be said that the rewards required are crazy and do everything possible.

I invested 100 million in you, then I will earn at least 1 billion.

The individual personality of magical girls will be erased, and what remains is labeling and tooling.

For example, a handshake party that requires a magical girl to giggle and shake hands with others one by one and take photos together.

The so-called handshake rolls and photo rolls are stuffed into the gashapon machine. If you want to get coins that can only be bought with money, you can draw them. The notes in the gashapon are divided into several rarity levels, from thank you to thank you. In addition to the consolation prize of a few rolls of toilet paper, there are also a variety of peripheral props, as well as rare props such as handshakes and group photos. What's more, the rolls also have different action instructions. The most common one is standing upright to take a photo, and the rarest one. The purpose is for the two of them to take photos together, wanting to leave more memories with more poses to satisfy their desire for collecting. Sorry, please continue the krypton gold lottery.

As for the probability of this kind of cheating, everyone understands it. It is simply a shameless mother opening the door for Wicked. It is extremely wicked.

The kind that can't make a splash even if it's 648.

What kind of single-draw miracle? Ten consecutive draws will give you an extra draw, a soft guarantee of 300 draws, and a hard guarantee of 500 draws. All the settings sound like a sense of déjà vu.

Later, when I inquired about it, I found out that the guy who was doing this gacha was originally a mobile game planner, or he was an experienced veteran who first interned on a pig farm for a few years and then worked in a goose factory for a period of time. He knew how to ruin other people's youth and consume other people's money. unique skills.

Therefore, in Zuo Cang's eyes, the so-called girl idols are nothing more than dolls pushed by financial capital into the spotlight to sell emotions such as courage, love, and hard work.

Where there is no escape from desperate situations, there is only the success that is deserved under the script.

In addition to the love and warriors symbolized by the magical girls that the public likes, there are also many [everyone’s favorite] guys who are basically face-controllers and are essentially a group of whimsical old people.

Soft pornography is also one of the attribute tags attached to the idolization of magical girls.

For example, in addition to handshakes, photos, conversations, etc., there is also a more ambiguous service, that is, the hug roll, which allows you to actually touch the magical girl, so that you can touch the magical girl who is so close but cannot touch you. Desires come true.

This is largely the reason why a group of people gathered in front of the gashapon machine screaming.

Embrace rolls are exceptionally rare.

This is standard hunger marketing.

There may only be one in the entire gashapon pool, and apart from the Heaven-defying European Emperor, only the richest people who have penetrated the gashapon pool can get it.

Human beings always have an inexplicable gambler's mentality. They always feel that they are the one lucky one. Even if the ship sinks again and again, they will still think about the next shot and the next ten consecutive shots, which will definitely happen!

HDDs are not divided into different families. This is also the source of huge profits from the so-called magical girl idolization. They are essentially scamming HDDs.

The love and hope brought by magical girls make the addicts bankrupt.

Once capital escapes control, it will expand unbridled until it engulfs everyone.

Therefore, Zuo Cang has always been resistant to the idolization of magical girls, and he does not want to be a cash cow in the eyes of others.

Today Zuo Cang seems to have become the idol of other magical girls...

When his fans were all magical girls, and all the pretty girls wanted to rub their hands on him, Zuo Cang felt as if he was being manipulated and couldn't refuse...

In the stadium, Zuo Cang, who had transformed into Cang Yan, was sitting on a bench. In front of her was a long line of people, and more than twenty cute magical girls of different colors were waiting eagerly.

Cang Yan roughly calculated that she had already received more than a hundred people.

In addition to the local magical girls in Red Sea City, magical girls and reservists from nearby cities came here.

They were in high spirits, with bright lights in their eyes, and there were surprises and novelties. After all, they were the ones who sat here and accepted other people's handshakes in the past.

Now that their identities have undergone a big change, they are really excited.

In response to this enthusiasm, Cang Yan's fake smile was fixed on his face and could not be lifted.

Facing those cute and energetic backs, Cang Yan couldn't keep a straight face, or show negative emotions such as being unhappy, impatient, or disliked.

Cang Yan is the sun, she must smile and shine, she must also smile and treat everyone equally, injecting courage and hope into the hearts of others.

This is the ideal and goal in the heart of the magical girl Cang Yan. No matter how difficult it is, she must face it with strength.

At the same time, Cang Yan also wants to take advantage of this opportunity to have more contact with grassroots magical girls and understand what ordinary magical girls think and know.

Nowadays, Cang Yan is held high, but he feels a little overwhelmed by his high position.

The eyes of the masses are shining, and there are many things that the masses can see and hear, but cannot and dare not say.

Therefore, Cang Yan must take this opportunity to meet all the magical girls in Red Sea City, at least to know how they are doing in Red Sea City.

The light green bespectacled magical girl in front of her held Cang Yan's frail white hands tightly with both hands. Her eyes were full of seriousness, as if she could see the stars in the eyes of this magical girl through the rustic round glasses.

"Senpai Aoyan! I really like you! You are the hope of all of us! The reason why I want to become a magical girl is because I saw the video of you and the clay monster! That proud fighting posture is so dazzling , I can no longer turn my eyes for others! Even if you encounter setbacks now, don’t be discouraged. Behind you are thousands of fans who support you! Our Cangyan fans will work hard to cheer for you. , praying for you until complete victory.”

"besides……"

The magical girl named Mumu wanted to continue talking, but was stopped by a staff member holding a timer and whistling. There is a limit on the time Cang Yan can have contact with the magical girl. If you don’t want to take pictures, you can Just get out.

As a result, this cute green-haired magic girl had no choice but to quickly take a photo with Cang Yan and leave angrily. Before leaving, she gave Cang Yan a thumbs up, squeezed a smile on her cute face, and said something vaguely with her mouth.

"Have you heard of the Contest of Desire? Be careful. The magic tube..."

Before she could even finish her hurried words, Mumu was already being carried out, and what she tried her best to convey caught Cang Yan's attention.

Desire Contest? what exactly is it?

Desire is actually what people think, and what they think comes from people's hearts and perceptions.

The same goes for the prayers of believers.

In essence there is no difference.

Rather.

All the desires of primitive humans are the hope that some kind of existence can achieve what they want.

It can make everything go smoothly and everything can go smoothly.

And this vague existence has a unified name.

god.

In Dayan, there are people who prefer to call it - Cangtian.

The sky is above and the people are below.

God has the virtue of good life and is willing to meet and listen to the needs of the people.

Therefore, the most sincere desire surged into Cang Yan's heart.

My heart felt warm.

Cang Yan raised his head and saw the flames in the eyes of those waiting in line. That was their hope.

This is faith, this is desire, this is also light.

A little bit of light, coupled with a little bit of will, is separated from people's hearts.

When the light flew into Cang Yan's heart, she also heard the voices of these people.

Cang Yan, who had been consuming the light of the Pure White Heart, felt for the first time that his own light was gradually increasing.

Cang Yan began to absorb the beliefs of others.

This is the first time that Cang Yan lives in people's hearts.

People want to exist and become stronger.

Therefore, the magical girl Cang Yan does exist at this moment.

She will also become stronger and stronger until she becomes the light of dawn that can protect order and tear through the darkness.

Soon, the team came to the end, with few people left, and Cang Yan could finally take a break.

Cang Yan always underestimated the appeal of his appearance.

It was okay that Cang Yan had been giving a fake smile before, but this bright smile gave some people blood. Some magical girls who had already met Cang Yan were immediately resurrected on the spot, screaming and going straight to the egg pool. If they want another round, or a hug, they are usually little idols, and others take advantage of them.

Now it's their turn to take advantage of others.

This made the staff around him start to marvel.

Normally, these little girls would not be so sick. It seems that Cang Yan's status in the hearts of ordinary magical girls has always been high, as if Cang Yan at her peak has ushered in a new era.

A living legend.

After more than ten minutes, the staff calmed them down and advised them not to be aggressive. Cang Yan did not come to Honghai City just once. She would be stationed in Honghai City during this period. If she had time, she might as well come more often.

This matter came to an end, and Cang Yan could breathe a long sigh of relief.

As soon as I sat down, I heard a familiar voice.

"Now is a good opportunity for us to take advantage of the situation openly. Ming Yue, please don't be timid at the critical moment."

Cang Yan looked up and saw several familiar figures appearing at the end of the team.

The magical girl at the front is Lime.

Holding a stuffed mink-shaped animal in her arms is Ming Yue.

The purple-haired mature woman at the end of the crowd was a former member of Nine Stars.

Sirius.

Just now it was Sirius who was tempting Ming Yue to step forward and embrace Cang Yan.

"I'm so hungry! If I had known better, I wouldn't have been fooled by you! What a surprise! Is this a surprise?"

Little Qing Ning's wailing sound also reached Cang Yan's ears.

She was filled with sadness.

You must know that during this period at the Jiuxing Training Base, Qing Ning could live, eat, and even sleep with Ming Yue openly.

It's so refreshing to have a beautiful woman by my side.

In addition, the training base was not only about hard training, the rest of the time the two of them stayed in the dormitory, either playing games on the console on the sofa in front of the TV, or holding Miyou in their arms and jerking off hard. Mao, take it with you to go shopping and relax.

This kind of comfortable daily life is what Little Qing Ning pursues.

Instead of queuing up here to shake hands with Aunt Cang Yan, whom we know so well!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuah, as long as I shake Aunt Cangyan's hand once, I feel that I am no longer clean and will never be able to marry again..."

Little Green Lemon is still acting weird.

She just turned around and saw a small face with a friendly smile.

"Rising Sun Spear!"