Magical girls just want to get off work
Chapter 1 【】Don't come here!
Zuo Cang has always felt that miracles do not exist in the world.
The electronic screens on the street department stores are still playing cartoons on time.
A few underage girls were wearing fluffy clothes and waving plastic toy sticks in their hands. Under the blessing of animation special effects, the shining light waves blasted the ridiculous cartoon monster into the sky and turned into an equally shining shooting star , the magical girl who worked together to defeat the bad guys posed poss to the camera, and at the same time said the most famous lines of animation.
"Magic and miracles exist, Kira Star☆~"
On the side of the road, there were a few cute young girls who stopped and looked up to watch the animation. They held up the same toy sticks in their hands and waved the flag for the characters in the animation. Seeing that the bad guys were defeated, they began to cheer and shouted: "Sure enough, the magical girl Pink Tao The most powerful."
Miracles say otherwise.
Magic does exist.
Thanks to the perennial activeness of magical girls in the real world, the industries related to magical girls have naturally become evergreen trees, such as fan animation, color-changing toys, and agent linkages emerge in endlessly.
People have begun to get used to the existence of magical girls.
It's just that it's never said that those aren't free stuff.
When the time came to dusk, the setting sun was hanging in the sky, lingering on its last breath, refusing to set for a long time.
Zuo Cang, who had just stepped out of the company building, moved his gaze away from the electronic screen, kept silent, lowered his head, put his handbag behind his back with one hand, and started walking again.
The phone in his pocket was still vibrating, and his boss's phone was urging him to come to the scene of the incident as soon as possible.
After graduating from university, Zuo Cang stepped into the society and became a glorious social animal, enjoying the blessings of the sixteen-hour work system brought by society.
Zuo Cang works as a salesman at Qingyun Building Materials Company in Xinmu City. He is responsible for surveying the accident scene, estimating the types and quantities of materials needed for repairs, and arranging construction personnel for maintenance.
This job is tiring, but Zuo Cang has no choice.
As a hard-working social animal who is just 25 years old and has to bear a mortgage and a car loan, it is hard-won to have a stable and well-paid job.
Zuo Cang hurriedly connected the phone, and as expected, a deafening roar came from the other end.
"What are you dawdling about?! Hurry up to the B4-c area! A battle took place here! The magical girl Lime attacked the C-level magic beast! The nearby buildings and streets were damaged! Now we need to go to the scene for post-processing I'll give you five minutes! Come to the scene immediately!"
The voice became louder and louder, Zuo Cang was not given a chance to speak at all, until the phone was unilaterally hung up.
Zuo Cang put down his cell phone and muttered, what is this, I have provoked someone.
Due to the nature of his work, Zuo Cang always rushed to the scene as soon as the cursed beast was attacked by the magical girl.
It is also because the cursed beasts are too elusive, no one can guess when they will appear in the human city, which directly caused Zuo Cang to be unable to sleep peacefully, and had to worry about whether the phone ringing suddenly sounded.
Therefore, unlike ordinary people who hold a neutral or supportive attitude towards magical girls, Zuo Cang has a very bad impression of magical girls in the current era. He thinks that the current magical girls are definitely not magical girls.
Especially when Zuo Cang rushed to the scene of the accident in embarrassment and saw the city in a mess, he couldn't help but curse.
"Recently, the quality of magical girls is getting lower and lower! I was cautiously worried that the battle would break out in the center of the city and involve innocent people. Now young people are afraid that the battle will not break out in the center of the city?!"
The building collapsed, the wires were exposed, purple-red electric currents were flying everywhere, flames and dust were flying, and the shattered bodies of cursed beasts filled every space within a 100-meter radius.
A few burly men in yellow hard hats began to clean up the trash, using carts to fork the broken wall directly into the truck.
The staff of the Enchanted Beast Disaster (ESO) organization wearing tight protective clothing are carefully recovering the remains of the enchanted beast. They are responsible for preventing these things from causing secondary pollution to the environment.
The battle of the magical girl is over, but the battle belonging to Zuo Cang has just begun.
It's just a little strange that Zuo Cang didn't see his boss - the bald uncle with a pregnant belly in October.
Obviously he was ready to be scolded.
The curious Zuo Cang looked intently, and at a place less than 500 meters away from the battle scene, a group of people appeared in a dense voice, like a traffic star descending.
"Magic Girl Lime."
Zuo Cang suddenly remembered something, and began to whisper the name softly.
"She was the one who dealt with the cursed beast just now, no wonder the bald pig is no longer here. Being popular means you can do whatever you want."
The magical girl Lime is quite strong, she can be regarded as one of the strongest people in the new generation, and she is also beautiful, but her personality is too cruel.
Unlike other magical girls who disappear after solving the cursed beasts, she seems to enjoy the feeling of being admired by the stars. After each battle, she will sign autographs for fans on the grounds that she cannot refuse the enthusiasm of fans.
Know how to manage people.
Perhaps, this is the main reason for its high popularity.
"That's it. See you next time~"
The cute girl who looked only eleven or twelve years old jumped up from the crowd waving her hands.
She has bright green hair, a delicate face, and a very special staff in her hand, showing a mechanical style as a whole.
At this time, the staff has transformed into folding flying wings, and Qing Ning holds the handle of the mechanical structure, saying goodbye to her fans.
"Everyone will definitely look forward to Lime's next battle~"
"We will support you!"
After getting the enthusiastic response from the fans, Qing Ning was satisfied and ready to leave the battle scene.
It's just that she vaguely sensed a sense of disobedience.
Can't help but look down.
Relying on the super vision that came with the transformation, Qing Ning saw a dead fish-eyed social animal wearing a suit and handbag staring at her on top of the burning ruins. It was different from the pursuit and admiration she was used to. It was full of boredom.
"Doesn't this guy know how to thank his savior? Obviously I was the one who hunted down the cursed beast."
Regarding this, Qing Ning didn't take it too seriously, and quickly controlled her magic device, and disappeared into the sky at an extremely fast speed.
And Zuo Cang on the ground has been watching Qing Ning's departure, he covered the still glaring sunset with one hand, the red light lit up the sky, and the red glow was proclaiming his own sense of existence, for fear that others would not notice own sense of beauty.
It's just that the noisy crowd on the ground are still busy with their boring, boring and boring lives with their heads down.
The so-called cursed beasts and magical girls are the spices of this kind of life, short-lived and illusory, unreal.
Sure enough, people who are getting older will inevitably feel a little sad,
Zuo Cang sneered twice, turned around and started busy work.
After all things were summarized in the preliminary stage, Zuo Cang was finally able to get off work and go home.
Ignoring the soreness all over his body, Zuo Cang first went to the 24-hour supermarket to buy instant food that was easy to process. After all, there was a junior high school student sister who was waiting to be fed. Looking at the time, it was exactly eight o'clock in the evening, and Zuo Yue There is still half an hour before the cram school ends.
He must hurry up and go home to cook.
A day in the community is boring, a busy day, tired and exhausted, Zuo Cang's eyelids are fighting after getting off the subway, and he is about to fall asleep.
"Help... help..."
There was a burst of intermittent and somewhat ethereal auditory hallucinations beside the left cocklebur.
"Can anyone hear..."
When that feeble call sounded again, Zuo Cang realized that it might not be an auditory hallucination, but someone calling for help.
It's just that Zuo Cang has no way to locate the source of the distress signal.
After all, the voice is too soft, and Zuo Cang can't distinguish the position by hearing the voice like the protagonists in various fantasy TV dramas. He only needs one side of the ear, and he can point with his finger and say, "Chasing, it's five hundred miles ahead." rice!"
As an ordinary person, Zuo Cang could only distinguish the general direction of the sound.
He looked around but couldn't find the expected accidental injuries.
Zuo Cang suddenly thought of a possibility.
I've heard that there have been several car accidents on this street, maybe the ghosts of the deceased are still at the scene of the accident, so it's convenient to find someone to take the place of the dead ghost.
The plot of the horror movie left in his mind became clearer and clearer, and Zuo Cang was startled by his increasingly exaggerated imagination.
Muttering in his mouth.
"The sheep kicked the jade rabbit, and the jade rabbit cried out for pain."
"Big Brother and Big Sister, please do me a favor. I have no grudges with you in the past and now, so you don't have to drag me into the water."
Repeatedly chanting, Zuo Cang walked quickly, out of sight and out of mind, and didn't want to stay here.
There was a snap.
There was a soft touch and a sharp scream from Zuo Cang's feet.
"Yeah..."
Zuo Cang immediately looked down.
At some point on the side of the road, there was a mink-like creature with white wings, but a footprint appeared on the originally clean and smooth brown-yellow fur.
Coincidentally, the footprints are exactly the same size as Zuo Cang's shoes.
And this strange creature that looked like a plush toy fluttered its wings a few times, and its movements were obviously very weak. It still tried its best to stand up and glared at the innocent Zuo Cang.
"You bastard! Can't you just walk..."
Soon, its expression suddenly changed several times, from frightened to angry, and finally turned into surprise again, faster than a woman's face change.
"Wait, can you see me?!"
Animals can speak human language.
Perhaps for humans who still have common sense and reason, this is definitely a shocking thing. They must catch it without saying anything, and either keep it for themselves or send it to a research institute for anatomical research.
At least he definitely wasn't indifferent, or even ashamed, revealing Sima's face.
Because Zuo Cang is no stranger to the existence of this kind of creature, it can even be said to be very familiar with it. For Zuo Cang, it is easier to distinguish their types than to distinguish between Alaska and Huskies.
This creature is no ordinary animal.
Or.
It is hard to say whether it can be classified as a living body in the conventional sense.
After all, ordinary people can't see, touch, hear, or even feel their existence.
They exist independently of the physical world like invisible shadows.
This kind of alien animal is usually called familiar and contract beast.
Maybe using this kind of vocabulary makes people unable to establish a simple impression.
In layman's terms.
This group of animals is also the cute mascots who often follow the protagonist in magical girl works.
Most of the time, they act as companions or assistants.
Of course, this kind of cute-looking creature is doing the same job of abducting young girls as QB. Using the despicable means of cheating and abducting, those girls with excellent magic aptitude either take the initiative or are forced to sign a contract of prostitution with themselves.
So Zuo Cang often complains about them as silver beasts that are most suitable for frying and grilling without cumin.
Through a simple analysis of the current environment.
Zuo Cang could guess that this familiar should have just come to this world and has not yet found its contractor. Without a contractor providing it with a stable supply of magic power, the contracted beast cannot stay in the real world for too long. After a long time, it will naturally be exhausted from hunger, and it will even scatter into basic elements on the spot.
Of course, familiars will not face real death. Even if their physical bodies are destroyed in this world, they will return to the Kingdom of Shadows and wait for the next round of rebirth.
However, if you are reborn because of starvation...
I am afraid that I will never be able to hold my head up again in front of my own race...
So he and Zuo Cang stared at each other silently for a few seconds, and suddenly the Winged Familiar's eyes began to light up, as if his hunger had been swept away, and he was back to himself.
Suddenly, there is infinite vitality in the small body.
It still has many questions in its mind, such as why the uncle in front of him can see himself, and why he can feel the vigorous magic power in his body.
However, now is not the time to care about these trivial matters. If I don't replenish my magic power, I will really die...
"Uncle, do you want to know the meaning of life? Do you want to... really live?!"
"As long as you sign with Lord Benmiyou..."
"Hey, listen to me!"
Just when Winged Demon Miyou hugged his chest with his claws, slowly floating in the air, closing his eyes to pretend to be as deep as possible, and trying to maintain his composure.
"Sorry to bother you!"
Zuo Cang, whose head was full of black lines, dropped a word and turned to leave. Hearing the voice behind him, not only did he not turn his head, but he accelerated his walking pace until finally, he ran without turning his head, fearing that he would not turn around again. Get involved with this strange creature.
However, that strange creature kept chasing after it, and waved its wings behind it. The flapping wings looked slow, but in fact it moved extremely fast. Almost in the blink of an eye, the distance Zuo Cang opened was shortened a lot by it.
Hearing the voice behind him getting closer and closer, Zuo Cang's feet began to smoke, and his speed increased a few notches, but it's a pity that manpower is always powerless to face such a transcendent creature.
Seeing that he was about to be overtaken, Zuo Cang blurted out his roar, and he no longer cared about the strange eyes of passers-by.
"Get out! I don't want to be a magical girl anymore! You silver beasts that deserve to be fried don't even think about making labor! I can't fall twice on the same pit!!"
The expression gradually frightened.
"Don't come here!!!"
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