Madman in a Fantasy World

121. Weapon Master

Chuck, the person who landed in front of us with light footsteps was a man with black hair, which is rare in this world, tied in a long braid. He looked like a woman from behind, but I could tell he was a man from his physique and his thick hands holding a branch.

“Haa… Gideon. How many times have I told you not to swing your sword near the seal?”

Gideon. It was the appearance of the Weapon Master, an S-class adventurer with only three on the continent. His appearance, like Lucia, seemed far from middle-aged, and unlike his great position as an S-class adventurer, his attire consisted of a baggy cloth suit and a pair of pants.

“hahahaha, I’m sorry. If I don’t move my body even for a day, it hurts.”

“Your sword can break the seal if done wrong, so that’s a problem.”

“So you didn’t use something other than a sword?”

Literally, his sword was still hanging from his waist, and he was holding a winding branch in his hand. It seems that he just cut down the monkey that was on top of the tree with that.

“Incredible······.”

“branch······.”

Following the words of the two admiring people, I looked at the tree where the monkey was. Unlike the neatly cut off monkey’s neck, there were no traces left on the branch or tree the monkeys were riding on.

In that short period of time, from a long distance, only close to 50 monkeys were accurately decapitated, but it was an eccentricity that was impossible unless you were an S-class adventurer.

Even if it were me, I wouldn’t know if I had just thrown a bomb and exploded it like a bowling ball, but that kind of thing is impossible. In the first place, I’m far from delicate.

“Rather than that. Who are the people in the back? They seem like people I haven’t seen in a while.”

At that time, Gideon said that he was glad to see us. As long as he had been in Alfheim, he had only seen elves, so he must have missed seeing people after a long time. The answer to that question was given by the elf.

“This is the party invited by Yggdrasil.”

Then, I introduced each of them. Thanks to that, I didn’t have to bother introducing myself, so it was comfortable. But they keep saying it’s an invitation, but I don’t know if it’s correct to call it an invitation to work as a worker.

“Ohhh… that hag?”

“You are the only one in the world who can dare to call Yggdrasil like that.”

“Well, what is it like? Grandma doesn’t say much, wouldn’t it be enough for them to be satisfied?”

“Sigh···.”

Gideon passed the elf and gave me his hand. When I held his hand, he greeted me with a friendly smile.

“Nice to meet you. I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve seen him. My name is Gideon.”

It wasn’t like that at some point, but it was amazing to hear the lines spoken in the novel in real life. As he waved his arms lightly, he waved them moderately, and Gideon looked intently at his hands as if something was bothering him, and opened and closed them. what. why are you like that

“Hmm… that’s right. Are you an adventurer by any chance?”

“yes.”

“What’s your grade?”

“It’s grade B.”

“…are you?”

“yes.”

Gideon only blinked in disbelief. To be honest, I was amazed that I was in Class B, but what can I do when a process is a process?

Still, I’m sure I’ll go to A-class after this episode. I even caught an S-class monster, but if you don’t upload it, that’s even more stupid.

“Has the average adventurer gone up while I’m gone?”

He muttered to himself, but I could hear it all because he was right in front of me, enough to shake hands.

‘Does this person even have the ability to check competence just by shaking hands?’

It’s kind of like a gay ability. After finishing the awkward handshake somewhere, Gideon said with a regretful expression.

“It was nice to meet you. I’d like to try sparring at least once, but unfortunately I have work to do.”

After saying that, he briefly greeted the party and returned to the elf at the end. It seemed like they were having some important conversation, but when I overheard it, it was a conversation related to sealing.

“Gideon, was there anything wrong with the seal?”

“Recently, there are many signs that the seal will be lifted. It is also a sign that a lot of monsters are appearing in this area as before.”

“Is that so… Is it time to deploy surveillance personnel soon?”

“It’s fine for me in the morning and afternoon, but I think I need to be prepared for the evening and early morning hours.”

It wasn’t a very nutritious conversation, but the two of them left separately and looked around the area around the seal.

“He was more like the uncle next door than I thought.”

“That must mean it’s nice to meet you.”

A person who used to roam freely all the time has been locked up in the forest for several years and has been fighting with elves. I can’t be happy to see a human I haven’t seen in a long time.

“He was a very, very good man, though.”

“What’s new now?”

I’m sure you forgot because I’m with you all the time, but the academy president is the same S-class as that one. It’s the difference between common and rare. Besides, I should be here for the next week, so I don’t think it’s a good opportunity.

“Luna, how about learning a skill from him when you have time?”

“Are you saying that?”

“Uh. You’re talking about it.”

There is no one who can follow my growth. Even if I catch the same monster, I must be much faster as I receive the correction in the status window.

If so, children have to cover up their lack of growth with skills, and in that sense, an S-class adventurer who can use a dagger is a living teaching aid itself.

It’s been a long time since I raised it, but isn’t it like that when it’s useless. If I had been a kid who couldn’t sell, and would just go berserk for selling, I wouldn’t have followed him from the beginning. Wouldn’t it be humane to suck until nothing comes out even if you’re worried that you’ve come this far?

“How about Luke?”

“What do I have to learn?”

There is no such thing as skill in a special sword. There is no such thing as skill in a weapon that is difficult to even lift. Tumbling and making a fuss with this heavy sword is only possible in games, and even that is just pretentious. There is nothing to learn from the special great sword, as it is all about blocking and swinging the technique.

“But, you are calm today.”

“What?”

“If you’re like the usual Luke, I thought you’d break the seal just because you had to get experience right away.”

“What do you think of me?”

It’s Luna. Even if you look at me like that, do you still not understand? I’m not arrogant like stupid nobles. Do they think they are the strongest in the world and fight recklessly?

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My sister says, but that’s just crazy. I’m a real man, so I’m just making a wise choice.

“I won’t fight unless I can win.”

What will happen if you break the seal now? well, what a star It’s just all behind. I’d rather have been aiming for a spawn kill, would you break the seal just because you’re crazy?

I hunt based on fights to be won and sufficient preparation.

“I needed something anyway, so I was thinking of taking a break for the time being and going somewhere for a while in four days.”

“Yes…? Where are you?”

“Go check it out then.”

Let’s leave it as a pleasure then?

***

that evening.

By the time we arrived at Alfheim after spending quite a bit of time in the seal, it was already evening with the moon high in the sky.

Before being guided to the accommodation, I readily accepted the elf’s question about stopping by the restaurant and having a meal first. Even if you sleep, shouldn’t you eat and sleep?

Unusually, the elves’ dining room did not have a ceiling. I don’t know why it was made this way, but it was surprisingly luxurious because you could eat it while looking at the stars.

By the way, we all had our meals at the same time, but in the building where the elf entered, the toilet had already arrived and was seated.

The urinal tried to somehow bring Richie back to the academy, but that appearance reminded me of a fortune teller taking care of a runaway ninja. There was no way I could go back to that.

And when I came to eat, I had no choice but to swear.

“Fuck! How come there’s no meat on the table!?”

Not a single piece of meat could be found on the tables of the elves, who despised meat and ate mainly herbivores. The table was an eight-piece table made of grass, and even the pea-sized meat in the salad was made from ground soybeans.

“This is blasphemy…”

I took the meat out of my inventory. In the past, during the Behemoth event, I piled up a lot of A++ grade meat that I didn’t eat because I loved it.

Then, the elves nearby who saw it exclaimed in astonishment, “Oops!”

“I’m afraid someone isn’t a barbarian…”

“How cruel…!”

I don’t know why they only eat meat when they grow plants to eat. I ignored it and splashed water on the floor. The reason for watering is because wet wood does not burn well.

All the buildings were made of wood, in case someone wasn’t a nature-friendly elf, but the moment you make a bonfire like now, if you make a mistake, the entire village or even the entire forest could burn down. I am confident that I will survive even if it becomes a sea of fire, but I have to be careful because the food burns.

I made a bonfire with firewood and called for Richie.

“Rice. Light a fire here.”

“Huh? Yeah. Okay.”

And put the iron plate on the bonfire and grilled the meat. If you are a true foodie, you should prepare it so that you can eat it anywhere, no matter where you are.

– Chi Ik.

It’s a pleasant sound to hear. On the other hand, however, the Elves were in a crucible of screaming and frenzy.

“Everyone, stop it right now human! Stop giving off that disgusting smell in front of us!”

“I feel sorry for you who don’t know the beauty of eating meat.”

I coveted the brown flesh with a voracious appetite.

“Chew.”

“Wh-what?!”

How honest is this taste? However, the elves were shocked as if they were really going to eat it. So, once again, he farmed the meat with his demonic tongue.

“Rerorerorerorerorerorororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororororo———————————————————————————————————————

The elves were once again startled by my 200 rpm tongue. But they had no choice but to watch.

Even if you say it with your mouth, it’s because rumors have already spread around the neighborhood that we are the nobles who came at the invitation of the World Tree. He is a nobleman personally invited by God, but how can he be reconciled? Even if I win, I will win anyway.

After such an exciting meal time that upset the dwarves, we headed to the inn after being guided. The lodging was not like an inn, but an empty house, but Alfheim was not a tourist destination, and there were no visitors, so it felt like a building that had been built separately for guests.

Of course, the toilet party was also in the same building, only with different rooms. We tried to find the big room and enter as usual.

“Wait a minute! Why are you guys in the same room!?”

“To sleep.”

The toilet was shocked to see us all enter the same room. It looks like he’s never slept with her before, but that’s his fault, and he shouldn’t be shocked to see us.

If it were Korea, even if it was a woman I hadn’t seen before, after a drinking party, I could go straight to the motel and make rice cakes with excitement.

“What do you care if I sleep with Luke or not?”

“·······.”

The toilet was speechless at Riche’s reasoning. Even if I was going to become a heroine, I’m not a heroine now, and even more so, I wasn’t in a romantic relationship.

‘Is this what the World Tree is saying to be careful?’

Could it be that you’re trying to turn your eyes around here and do some damn light? Even after arranging the order, you still don’t have the ability to learn.

The moment I put my hand in the inventory, the toilet bowl sagged and went straight into his room. Fortunately, nothing annoying happened.

We went into the room as well. There was a small plant that served as an air freshener on the bedside table in the room, and there was one large bed and one small bed.

I didn’t even take off my clothes and lay down on the big bed. Then, belatedly, I wanted to fix the toilet, but I was wondering if there was a better way.

‘Come to think of it······.’

It’s a novel I’ve read somewhere before, isn’t there a novel that goes to another world by sticking it in a tree?

“Hmm…”

I swallowed my saliva and jumped out of bed. It is the main battle that must come down. If you fail, it’s enough, and if you succeed, it’s like doing a good job for others, but I can follow.

“Luke, where are you going?”

“Let’s do some business for a while.”