Madam, protect me!

[ps: There are some details in these chapters occasionally, mainly small contradictions in the character settings. In fact, it is because when I was writing later, I often went back to revise the manuscript. Some places were revised, and some places were missed without noticing, which led to some contradictions. If you see it, please remind me. I will revise it when I see it.

Regarding the poem that you complained about, I actually considered that it would be complained before writing, but because it is really suitable for the plot, I still used it. If it is replaced, it will be inconsistent, so there is no way. However, since everyone complains so much, I will add one more chapter today to show my sincerity...

One more thing to say is that if some readers abandon the book because of this plot, I also understand that this is the freedom of readers, but for the author, it is not a pity, because even if they can stay this time, they will leave next time for various reasons. If they can't stay, let them go...

One more thing, I am actually an author with very limited writing ability, you all know this, so please be more tolerant of the bad authors, and add one more chapter. Thank you! 】

"Interesting, interesting..."

Old Madam Song was amused by this strange poem with many twists and turns. After she finished laughing, she gave Li Nuo one of the pair of birthday peaches sent by Song Yu.

Song Yu's heart was bleeding. This was not an ordinary peach. He spent a lot of money to buy it from a farmer. In terms of value, it was more expensive than any gift tonight. He couldn't even eat a bite. His grandmother actually gave it to the person he hated the most. He felt so uncomfortable.

At this time, some people in the birthday hall looked at Li Nuo with some changes in their eyes.

If the first poem might be prepared by Li Xuanjing in advance, then the second one was definitely made on the spot.

"The Picture of the Holy Mother of Yaochi Celebrating Birthday" and the birthday peach were both birthday gifts given to the old lady by the children of the Song family tonight. Li Nuo was forced to use these two birthday gifts as materials to make a poem on the spot. Not only did he make the old lady happy, but he also solved his own dilemma...

Put yourself in their shoes. How many people here have this ability to change?

If such a person is a fool, there will be few normal people in this world.

After presenting two poems, Li Nuo took Song Jiaren to the side, let go of her hand without leaving any trace, and felt relieved at the same time.

In fact, he didn't want to play awkwardly, after all, it was a cliché that had been played by countless time-travel novels, and even if it was written in an online novel, it would be complained by countless people, but he was really forced to do it.

That damn thief, there were so many valuable things that he didn't steal, but he stole their gifts.

And that Song Qian, she was really talkative, Li Nuo doubted whether she had a grudge against his wife...

Fortunately, this level was finally passed without any danger.

Next, Song Muer and Song Ninger sisters jointly presented a birthday dance for the old lady, which also made the old lady laugh continuously, and gave them each a jade bracelet.

At this point, the birthday celebration session was over.

The second half of the birthday banquet was in progress, and the guests took their seats and began to enjoy the sumptuous dinner.

Tonight, the birthday banquet of Old Lady Song was very successful. The two poems presented by Li Nuo pushed the atmosphere of the birthday banquet to the climax, especially the second one, which not only livened up the atmosphere and made the old lady happy, but the poem itself was so exquisite that people couldn't help but applaud.

Several Confucian guests who were proficient in poetry praised these two poems very highly.

The first one was a quatrain that could be passed down from generation to generation, and the second impromptu poem was even more exquisite and interesting. It was a bit weird, but I'm afraid it would be more widely circulated than the first one.

In the future, when people mention this poem, they will definitely think of the scene of Old Lady Song's birthday banquet tonight.

Old Lady Song can also be regarded as a celebrity in another sense.

After all, the names of these two poems are called "Celebrating Old Lady Song's Birthday with the Beauty", and Old Lady Song is also tied to these two poems.

What's more surprising is that in these two birthday poems that can be passed down to future generations, Li Nuo didn't even leave his own name, but left his wife's name, which shows his feelings for his wife.

People thought that their marriage was a case of a toad eating swan meat, but tonight they found out that it was a match made in heaven.

They said that the son of the Dali Temple Minister was a fool...

It was obvious that this was a rumor, a complete rumor!

In the birthday hall, Li Nuo and Song Jiaren sat at a long low table, on which was a table of delicious food. Song Yu, Song Qian and his wife, as well as Song Muer and her sister, sat at the same table with them.

Everyone had different expressions.

Song Yu's face was depressed and helpless, Song Qian frowned, and was obviously in a bad mood. Song Muer and Song Ning'er stared at the birthday peach in front of Li Nuo, swallowing their saliva from time to time.

Li Nuo was also tempted by the fragrance of the peach.

He stretched out his hand to break the peach in half, and after trying for a long time, he found that the peach was very firm and could not be broken apart no matter how hard he tried.

Song Jiaren took the peach from him, and with a crisp sound, she handed the peach in half to him.

Li Nuo only took one half and said, "You can eat the other half, ma'am."

Song Jiaren shook her head, split the peach into two halves again, and handed it to Song Muer and her sister, who had swallowed their saliva countless times. After the two girls took it impatiently, they quarreled over who got the bigger peach and who got the smaller one. They ran to the table next to them to find their parents to judge.

It was much easier to split the peach that had been split. Li Nuo easily split the peach in his hand into two halves again and handed the other half to Song Jiaren.

After hesitating for a moment, Song Jiaren still reached out to take it.

Li Nuo took a bite of the peach and felt it was crispy and delicious. He had never eaten such a delicious peach in his two lives. He ate a quarter of the peach in a few bites, and did not notice the painful expression on Song Yu's face opposite.

At this time, Song Jiaren beside him only took a shallow bite of the first bite.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but after eating a few bites of peach, Li Nuo felt that the dull pain on his shoulder was gone, and the place where his head hit the pillar seemed to have no feeling. He reached out and touched his forehead, and his expression was stunned.

The bump on his head the night before yesterday actually disappeared...

He tore open his clothes and uncovered the gauze, and found that the wound on his shoulder had healed for the most part, as if he had felt a warm feeling in his body when he ate the longevity peach just now...

Li Nuo said in surprise: "This peach can heal injuries?"

Song Yu glanced at him and said unhappily: "Of course, this is cultivated by the fourth-level great man of the farmer family. One is worth one thousand taels, and there is no market for it. It’s really a bargain for you..."

Looking at the wound that had healed for the most part, Li Nuo once again witnessed the magic of this world.

After eating only a quarter of it, his wound was almost healed. If he ate a few more bites, wouldn’t it be healed directly?

Song Jiaren looked at the wound on Li Nuo's shoulder, and after a moment of silence, she handed the peach in her hand and said, "Let me eat it..."

This time, Li Nuo was not polite. After all, his wound was still painful. He ate the peach in no time, and then stared at the wound on his shoulder. Sure enough, after the peach went down his stomach, it turned into a trickle of warm current and flowed to the wound. After a few breaths, the only wound on his shoulder was completely healed, leaving only a shallow white mark.

This scene shocked Li Nuo more than the shock that Wu Guanjia had given him.

Song Jiaren wanted Li Nuo to cut off the piece she had bitten, but before she finished speaking, the whole peach was eaten by Li Nuo. She moved her lips, but finally said nothing.

"I'm full!"

Song Qian was shown off by the two people, and her heart was more bitter. She pulled her husband's arm and left angrily.

"I'm full too."

Song Yu spent thousands of taels to buy birthday peaches, but he didn't even eat a bite. He had to watch the two people show their affection. Song Yu had no appetite and followed them to leave.

In an instant, only Li Nuo and Song Jiaren were left at the table.

Li Nuo was marveling at the wonders of the farmhouse when a figure came over. After looking at Li Nuo, he looked at Song Jiaren and asked, "What's going on?"

Song Lian knew that the couple gave the old lady a pair of jade ruyi, but they temporarily replaced them with two birthday poems. There must be a reason for this.

Song Jiaren didn't say anything, but just lifted the red silk on the wooden tray beside her, revealing two stones underneath.

Song Lian was slightly stunned, and then his face showed anger, and he said in a deep voice, "Who did it!"

If Li Nuo hadn't offered a poem on the spot, they would have lost face in front of the guests by replacing Jiaren's birthday gift with stones. The old lady's 60th birthday would also have a huge flaw. This person's intentions were sinister.

The servants of the Song family did not have such courage. The first person he suspected was his own daughter.

After all, Qian'er had always disliked beautiful women, and just now when they were celebrating the old lady's birthday, she deliberately made things difficult... Even though he thought his daughter would never do such a thing, she was obviously the most suspicious.

Fortunately, Li Nuo was smart and resolved the crisis in time, allowing the old lady's birthday banquet to be a success.

But if that's the case, then wasn't the first poem also something he thought of on the spot?

In such a critical situation, he could actually think of good poems that were highly praised by Confucianists, and there were two of them...

So, he is really not stupid?

Song Lian was secretly happy for his niece, and then he said, "I will definitely check this matter thoroughly."

He looked at Li Nuo twice more before turning around and leaving.

When there were only two people left, Song Jia looked at Li Nuo and said softly, "Thank you for what happened just now."

Li Nuo was enjoying a sumptuous meal alone, and was very happy. Hearing this, he waved his hand and said, "My lady, you are too polite. We are a family, so what is there to thank you for..."

If he hadn't stood up just now, it would have been a loss of face for both of them. Besides, she had saved his life before. Not to mention copying two poems to save the situation temporarily, even if he was asked to marry her, he wouldn't frown...