Mad Son-in-law

Back in the store, Wang Jie was still thinking about it.

According to Uncle Shi's words, this mandibular nematode itself is a parasite, and he has seen it with his own eyes in the meat of a pig's head. After parasitizing the body, it can cause epilepsy, paralysis of the limbs and brain herniation. This is not the most ruthless. The most fierce thing is that the gods and wizards of Southeast Asia still use this thing to perform gu, which is said to make people die invisible, and the corpse is horrible.

That being said, someone really wanted to kill Fan Xiaolin yesterday.

An idea popped up in Wang Jie's heart. This might be an opportunity.

The next day, early in the morning, Wang Jie was still awkwardly asleep, and was awakened by a burst of noisy shouts.

"Brother Jie, get up quickly, your father-in-law and mother-in-law are here!" Zhang Dabiao probed in and said anxiously.

"Who?" Wang Jie was a little impatient.

"Bah, baah, what father-in-law mother-in-law, Liu Jinyi and Ma Rong, are arguing to see you!" Zhang Dabiao changed his mouth.

"What are they doing here? It's nothing more than sending chicken soup, duck soup, king eight soup, etc., go and tell them that I'm not rare! Don't disturb my sleep!"

"Don't be stinky, Brother Jie, what do you think!" Zhang Dabiao said silently: "They turned their faces, and they are not the same as yesterday! In short, if you don't come out again, they can smash your store door. ."

Wang Jie waved his hand sleepily, "Just say I'm not here, I don't believe this can do anything extraordinary with the living treasure!"

"I said, but they said that if you don't show up again, you will set fire! And they said you..."

Wang Jie sat up abruptly and said loudly, "I said Zhang Damao, what do I want you to do? It's a shit! If there is anything, I don't believe it, what more can they say!"

"You can tell me this!" Zhang Dabiao said with a squishy mouth: "They said you were a small three bungee who entered the 4S shop, and they didn't know how many cylinders of the kidney were. They said that you were covering your head and eating canned herring. It was shameless; I also said that you are...Ouchi married a wife and blinded their daughter for nothing..."

"Okay!" Wang Jie slapped the bedside and said, "If you ask you to say it, you can say anything? Those who don't know think my kidneys can't do it!"

Zhang Dabiao cried and said, "Brother, don't teach me anymore. They have repeated these words dozens of times. There are more than a hundred neighborhoods outside the door watching the excitement. There are dozens of big girls and little wives. I thought you couldn't..."

"Too much deception! I flattered me yesterday, and I turned my face today. It is really the style of the Liu family!" Wang Jie put on his clothes and rushed to the door. When he saw it, his head was full of anger.

These Liu Jinyi and Ma Rong didn't know where they got a group of people. They were all forty or fifty-year-old aunts. They were beating and beating, and they also pulled up a banner with eight characters written on it: shameless soft man, wealth greedy tyrant. This group of people even shouted slogans: Hit the toad and save the white swan. If Wang does not retreat one day, we will fight to the end...

This is to make Lao Tzu stink, so as to force Lao Tzu to divorce!

Wang Jie became more and more angry, turned around and picked up the kitchen knife from the storage room...

"Brother Jie, Brother Jie!" Zhang Dabiao hugged Wang Jie quickly and shouted: "I can't commit it, I really can't commit it. It's worth going to the street to kill because of this."

"What are you thinking about?" Wang Jie said with disdain: "You don't want to think about it, is Wang Jie the kind of person who kills people with a knife just because someone scolds a few words?"

"Then what do you mean by holding a kitchen knife aggressively..."

Wang Jie said coldly: "Spoil with me? Don’t look at where I grew up. Beicheng lacks everything, but has never lacked shrews. Over the past eight years, the grandfathers and aunts in the hutong have been good at housekeeping. I'm so familiar with it a long time ago. Compared with me, can they compare it to me?"

As Wang Jie said, he chopped the kitchen knife on the chopping board and said, "Big cat, take the chopping board and go out to fight with me."

Zhang Dabiao scratched his head and had to follow behind with the cutting board.

He knows that Wang Jie's biggest characteristic is that he doesn't play cards according to the routine. The elegant man can talk to you for a day and night, but the vulgar man can stay with you for three days and three nights. You never know what he will do next to shock you!

Wang Jie opened the store door, akimbo, stared at the audience majesticly, and shouted: "Who knows how to live and die, dare to make me sleep?"

Liu Jinyi yelled: "Wang Jie, you finally dared to come out. I thought you were scared to go out because of this imposing manner. There is nothing else to do today, I just want you to be accurate, when? Break up with our Liu Shan."

"Hey, isn't this the future Master Yue? Didn't you give me wine yesterday?" Wang Jie lowered his eyes, pretending to be helpless and said, "I can't do this. You said Liu Shan is not married to me now. Crying and crying to hug my thighs, saying that as long as I break up, she wipes her neck. In this case, how can I abandon her?"

"Bah, you're so shameless!" Ma Rong cursed with her arms folded, "You covet our Liu family's business, brazenly pestering our Liu Shan. If it weren't for our Liu Shan, could you have a car? Or? Our family Liu Shan, can you have the money to decorate the store? If it weren’t for our family...you...can you be an executive of the Chu family? Let me tell you, today you have to agree, and if you don’t, you have to agree, don’t hinder us A good home for Liu Shan! Thank you for not doing anything last night, otherwise you would affect my daughter's future."

"Oh my God, Liu Shan has to report to you?" Wang Jie shrugged and said, "Why don't you let Liu Shan tell me these things? Do you have the ability to talk to Mrs. Liu? As long as Liu Tianyang and Liu Shan both said that they would sever ties with Wang Jie, so I immediately let go, how about?"

"You..." Ma Rong knew Liu Tianyang would not agree, and he didn't have the courage to talk to Liu Tianyang, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Since you are shameless, then I will show you some color. I will let you sweep the floor, and see when you can be brazen! Sisters, knock on me, yell for me!"

This group of hired aunts lined up in a row, spitting at Wang Jie's shop one after another!

"Lai Toad eats swan meat, wishful thinking!"

"A good young man, you have to be a soft gun, you don't feel embarrassed."

"Are you addicted to eating soft rice? It's nauseating, isn't it?"

"A person has a face, and a tree has a bark, how come you have no face and no skin!"

"What kind of business does the Liu family belong to? You are going to be trousers if you are poor, so you can't take pictures of soaking urine?"

A group of old ladies roared with foul language, what ugly and curse! Zhang Dabiao couldn't bear to hear from the sidelines, and he was about to hit someone with his fist.

Wang Jie grabbed Zhang Dabiao and said, "Hold your anger, look at my neighborhood, what expressions are there."

Zhang Dabiao looked at the surrounding grandfathers and aunts who watched the excitement. Indeed, these people all had a slight smile. It stands to reason that they all knew Wang Jie, so how could they help Wang Jie at this time?

"Brother Jie, do you usually have poor popularity? At this time, there is no one who speaks for you!"

"Shit, they don't do it, that's because they know me better than you, knowing that I haven't exerted any strength yet!"

Wang Jie glanced at the crowd like looking down on all the beings, calmly took the chopping board behind Zhang Dabiao, placed it in front of him, threw a carrot, and squatted his legs on the ground. With an indifferent expression, he began to chop up the kitchen knife, and said something in his mouth: " Chop chopping boards, cut radishes, whoever scolds me, who is wicked."

Wang Jie completely copied and pasted the set of shrews scolding the street, the kitchen knife chops very rhythmically, dongdongdong, dongdongdong, and completely deviated the rhythm of a few old women who are shrews!

At this time, Wang Jie began to fight back formally, and his mouth was full of curses like a barrage of pearls: I chop off the head of the villain with a slash, and I will hold my grudges when he utters foul language. Stand in front of my door and spit, and tomorrow you will be imprisoned by Hades.

If you chop off a rotten face with two knives, your ancestors will be slashed for generations. The evil will be rewarded, and you have no **** when you have a grandson.

Three swords chopped off the hand of the evil man, pointing like an old dog. If you scold me, your old man went out of the way.

Four knives...

Chopping chopping boards, chopping chopping boards, my curse is ghosts, going through the nine worlds and going down to the earth, the demons and ghosts will kill the life, if you don’t go back quickly, children and grandchildren will be a curse...

Seeing Wang Jie’s posture of cursing the street, the neighbors living nearby couldn’t help but laugh, but the fierce old ladies who were cursing just now became more and more panicked. The curse voices became lower and lower, and their faces changed from red to white. Bai turned green, and finally all fell silent.

It wasn't that they were tired of scolding, it was really that Wang Jie was not only literate scolding, but also vicious. The gods of the nine heavens and the kid Yan Luo are all drawn by him as the **** of curses. This is too terrifying. Everyone thinks about it, the more they are afraid, not to mention that the chopping board is the most ferocious to curse the street. It shouldn’t be true. Doom is coming!

"Big cat, go, pour me a cup of tea, I still have three paragraphs, but the twelve paragraphs are not cursed! These are what I have learned in recent years. I can't scold the words taught to me by Aunt Qianjie Wang, Hou Jie Aunt Li's words don't curse. Wouldn't Aunt Li feel unfair?" Wang Jie poured out the chopped carrots and put a new white radish on again, and said indifferently.

Several green-faced aunts saw that Wang Jie was coming, and hurriedly waved their hands and said, "Little brother, we... can't we stop scolding! You stop the kitchen knife quickly..."