Mad Son-in-law
Chapter 41: Jedi Escape (thanks to Zonidan for unblocking)
The icy river water was tumbling with waves, and the colliding torrent shook the eardrums. In the darkness, Wang Jie wrapped Liu Shan and dived directly into the bottom of the river, and then stretched his body, trying to keep the streamline as much as possible, and was hit down by the waves .
The severe pain in the whole body made Wang Jie's body twitch constantly, but the cold irritation made him feel a lot more energetic. He held Liu Shan's nose with one hand to prevent the river from flowing backwards, and his other hand flicked the water like a fish fin, which floated out several tens of meters in the blink of an eye.
After a while, Wang Jie felt that Liu Shan's upper limbs twitched a few times, and her body became tense and stiff. This was a warning to her body on the verge of suffocation. However, Wang Jie couldn't determine how far they left the South River Bridge at this moment. Once they blindly appeared on the surface of the water, it was very likely that a **** bear would be chased and killed!
Before he could hesitate, Wang Jie hugged Liu Shan to his side with one hand, and quickly pulled off the tape from Liu Shan's mouth with the other hand. At this time, there is no room for communication. In order to get oxygen, Liu Shan will inevitably open her mouth and call. In that case, Liu Shan will most likely not be able to wake up if the river water fills her mouth. Therefore, at the moment when the tape was torn off, Wang Jie had already pressed his mouth up!
Although it is not Nongfu Spring, it is indeed a bit sweet.
Wang Jie had an idea in his mind, what brand of lipstick is this girl, and how could it smell like ice cream.
The two mouths were tightly closed together, and Liu Shan finally felt a sense of relief in the dizziness, but after understanding what had happened, a complex feeling of shock and shame followed. However, her body's survival instinct could not help her have any shyness and distracting thoughts. After greedily sucking two breaths of air, she felt that she was finally alive.
The two stayed in the water for more than ten seconds. It was estimated that it would be a full 100 meters after the sinking went out. Wang Jicai held Liu Shan and poked his head out of the gloomy river water.
Breathing greedily the cold air above the river, the viscera on the verge of collapse finally regained excitement. After regaining a new life, the two looked at each other awkwardly, and Wang Jie looked back at the bridge, except for the dark shadows of the two cars, nothing was seen!
"Wang Jie, how are you!" Soaking in the water, Liu Shan trembled as she watched the bloodshot leaching on Wang Jie's right breast rib.
Wang Jie did not say a word, gritted his teeth, and stubbornly pulled the rope on Liu Shan's body and crawled towards the river bank. When relying on the two clumps of aquatic plants to come ashore, Wang Jie was exhausted. However, he didn't dare to guarantee that the **** had left, so, struggling to sit up, he immediately untied the ropes on Liu Shan's legs and hands.
"You go first, through the forest of the natural park, it is the highway!" Wang Jie finally collapsed weakly on the river bank.
Seeing the blood in Wang Jie's whole body, Liu Shan shook her head vigorously, trembling, and choked up and said: "What do you do if I leave? If you want to leave, go together, I...I will help you!"
"You're an idiot!" Wang Jie said impatiently: "I'm annoyed when I see you, don't you know that I hate you? Get out of here."
Liu Shan bit her lip, and whispered: "Just scold you, I know, I'm very embarrassed in your heart. But what? You are the same in my heart, you are shameless, wretched, sloppy and cheeky. . But if you saved me, I can't watch you die!"
After finishing speaking, regardless of the tied hands and feet, he struggled to stand up, and pulled Wang Jie up with all his strength.
"Are you really stupid? The **** may have already come, it's around, we can walk one by one, understand?" Wang Jie gritted his teeth.
But Liu Shan seemed to have heard nothing, desperately holding Wang Jie and groping forward in the darkness.
The grassy and tree-lined natural park in the daytime is like a shadow kingdom at this moment, with gloomy and mottled shadows everywhere, and the weird cry of owls in the distance. The two of them staggered forward among the woods with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and the originally small forest seemed to become endless.
After walking for a while, Liu Shan felt that her palm was sticky, and she rubbed it with her damask, but she didn't expect the smell of blood to come to her nose!
"It's blood!" Liu Shan almost collapsed, murmured: "You're still bleeding..."
"Don't cry, the crying mausoleum is not this way of crying. I have to lie down and you are crying no matter what!" Wang Jie frowned and said jokingly.
With tears in her eyes, Liu Shan said bitterly, "You still have the heart to laugh? When is it all."
"puff…"
Suddenly, there was a muffled noise under my feet. Liu Shan screamed in surprise, and suddenly collapsed to the ground.
Wang Jie lost his support and fell to the ground.
"What? Be careful!" Liu Shan held Wang Jie subconsciously.
There seemed to be a touch of fly ash in front of him, as well as a dry smell, drilling straight into his nostrils.
"Don't panic!"
Wang Jie sniffed and murmured, "It's Puffball!"
After speaking, both hands groped excitedly from the grass, and as expected, he grabbed two soft and off-white "mushrooms" the size of goose eggs.
"What's this? Snake...snake egg?" Liu Shan's mouth trembled, and her skin got a layer of goose bumps.
Wang Jie grinned at the corners of his **** mouth and sneered: "I said, Miss, even if you were born in the Mingtang and grew up in the compound, you still wouldn't be so indifferent to your whole body and your grains! What a big snake! Can you lay such a big egg? This is called puffball, a kind of fungus!"
With that said, Wang Jie took off his torn coat, then tore the puffball open, and said, "Come on, help me scatter the puffball powder into my wound."
"What are you doing?" Liu Shan was obviously hesitant.
Wang Jie said silently: "What are you doing? I'm definitely not trying to cultivate new strains for the purpose of stopping bleeding, grandma! You can spread it without worry, it doesn't hurt or itchy."
Liu Shan didn't know how the man in front of him knew so many weird things, but his expression was beyond doubt, so she had to act accordingly. After sprinkling the puffball powder into the wound, and then simply bandaged it with Wang Jie's torn clothes, both of them were exhausted.
Sitting paralyzed on the gloomy forest grass, looking at the dark sky above their heads, the two were silent and accumulating energy. This is the longest time that two people have been alone since they got engaged, but they did not expect to face each other in this way.
"I'm sorry!" Liu Shan murmured.
"Forget it, it's impossible to tell who is involved!" Wang Jie said weakly.
When the two of them were silent, suddenly, vaguely heard someone whispering not far away.
"Hey, did you hear that?" Liu Shan tilted her head and whispered.
Wang Jie nodded weakly and said, "I thought I was going back to the light and hearing hallucinations!"
Liu Shan was a little excited. Since there were people, wouldn't Wang Jie be saved? Thinking of this, she got up to shout!
Wang Jie covered Liu Shan's mouth and said in a low voice: "Stupid woman, why don't you think about it, maybe it is the one who chased us?"
"But what if it's not?" Liu Shan whispered: "This is your chance to survive!"
Wang Jie snorted: "I can't die. I still have many things left to do? Who dares to kill me! Help me up!"
Liu Shan helped Wang Jie up, and the two slowly patrolled towards the source of the sound.
Behind several large acacia trees, the two saw a dilapidated QQ car and a certain camping tent from a distance.
Two figures are sitting on the camping mat outside the tent.
"Master~ Didn't you say that you want to count wealth and peach blossom luck for me? Why are you here!" the woman asked sheepishly.
The man said solemnly: "Measure the length of the three stops, the profit and loss of the face, the delicate touch of the eyebrows, and the pros and cons of the air. In fact, I have never told you that I am the 46th of the patriarch Lu Chunyang of the Mogu sect. The descendants of generations. You see, here is quiet everywhere, worms and birds are ethereal, the upper can connect to the stars of heaven, and the lower can reach the earth's crust. It is a psychic holy land. I...I want to give you...Mogu, so I can count you. Your life's fortune."
The woman screamed, cursed a dead ghost, and then came a giggle.
Liu Shan blushed a bit when she heard it, and glanced at Wang Jie secretly.
Wang Jie frowned. Why did this voice sound familiar? A polite tone...
By the way, I remembered, isn't this grandson the dead old man who cheated himself one hundred and fifty yuan on the square that day?
It's a good fate. You can run into him in this place where the bird doesn't shit. This 80% of them tricked the woman into running out of the wild.
"Damn, didn't you say that you are the heir of the Chen family of Mai Shenxiang? How come you have become the heir of Lu's Mogu?" Wang Jie suddenly snorted.
The man and woman who were holding "Mogu" were shocked. A lazy donkey of the man got up and screamed with a Jeet Kune Do. Kick the ghost who showed up, the eldest cousin of Bruce Lee's third-generation niece is here, who, stand up for me."
Wang Jie didn't expect that this guy was an old man, he was clearly a guy not much older than himself. At first he thought he had admitted wrong, but when he looked at the edges and corners of this face, and the erhu on the ground used to set off the atmosphere, he could not be wrong. This guy was the one who lied to himself that day.
"What an old boy, he was clumsy that day and didn't realize that you were dressed in disguise!"
This "Master Mogu" stared at him, Wang Jie, covered in blood, was already standing in front of him, and a woman with disheveled hair was behind him.
Suddenly his head buzzed, Master Mogu blurted out: "Ghosts, ghosts, don't come here, I'm the eighth-generation descendant of Uncle Ying, the old saying is good, the little devil sees the old way, hurry up and pray, don't force me to act. ."
"Dead liar, look at who I am!" Wang Jie sneered.
The liar master stared at him, was stunned for a few seconds, and finally breathed out: "Oh my God, I was scared to death. I thought hell! It's not my brother, what are you doing like this? I was right. You really have the curse of blood and light!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Wang Jie staggered and almost jumped, holding the liar master with both hands, and said coldly: "Your car has been requisitioned! Go back to Yuncheng, otherwise, I will die immediately and go under your tires! "
The master liar frowned and said speechlessly: "Dude, I usually blame others, and today there are others who blame me. The old saying goes well..."
"Don't be too old!" Liu Shan couldn't help but explode, and said angrily: "Go to the hospital, grandma will give you money!"
"No, go back to Qianyuan Hutong!" Wang Jie took a breath and finally couldn't hold on.
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