Mad Son-in-law
Chapter 22: Weird stuff
Finally, Ma Liu bit his head and walked slowly in front of Wang Jie, and whispered helplessly, "Why are you again!"
Wang Jie stretched his hands and said, "I don't want to, do you think I would like to meet someone who is older than me but calls me godfather?"
The vulture was speechless and could only beg in a low voice: "I said, brother...I admit, I lost, maybe I can't save me some face in public? You can't let me call you in front of so many people...Goddaddy So, can we change the way, the word "Godfather" can be avoided, but if you have anything to call me anytime, I will be at the head office on call, right?"
As Ma Liu said, he squeezed a business card over. The position on it was the general manager of a nightclub.
"Don't do it, what kind of brother is it? That's not bad for you!" Wang Jie smiled and said, "Well, I understand your difficulties and allow you not to be called godfather, but you can't be bad for generations, just say "Uncle". Isn’t it an exaggeration? Today, I don’t need you to call my uncle anymore, hurry up and leave!"
Ma Liu was relieved. Although it was difficult to say "Uncle", he was better than his godfather!
"Then...what, what do these two people do?" Ma Liu frowned.
"What are you talking about?" Wang Jie asked knowingly.
The vulture squatted his mouth, and could only mumble: "Uncle, call you uncle, come on? How did this person handle it for you?"
Wang Jie shook his head and said, "They are all young people, with a fiery temper. Don't make it difficult for them. Let him clean the door of my car and leave."
The vulture responded, and walked back coldly. Those bull's eyes stared at Zhao Bin and said, "Want to live?"
"Think, think!" Zhao Bin said in a hurry. Although he didn't know what the vulture and Wang Jie were talking about, looking at his cautious look, he secretly regretted that he should not provoke the true **** of Wang Jie. At this moment, the vulture looked at him fiercely, 80% of it was going to be unlucky.
"If you want to live, just take care of your mouth and hands!" Ma Liu leaned over and whispered: "In the future, when you see him, stay away from him. This is the secret of longevity I give you. In addition, it's the person you pee. The car, right? Lick clean with your mouth, and then take your little **** to **** off. Remember, I'm talking about fucking..."
Zhao Bin's eyes were hollow, like a concubine, and he hesitated: "You said... lick?"
"Why? Not willing?" The vulture smiled coldly: "Why don't you cut off your **** stuff in another way?"
Zhao Bin suddenly softened his legs and knelt down with a plop.
Under all eyes, he slowly climbed to the door of the car, opened his mouth, and stuck out his tongue...
"Okay!" Wang Jie finally spoke, and said coldly: "If your heart is up, let's go."
Zhao Bin hurriedly put his hands together and bowed, but still did not dare to stand up and looked at Ma Liu carefully.
"Why are you looking at me? If you let you go, you go!" The vulture glanced at Wang Jie and got into the car.
Zhao Bin hurriedly lay on the ground and rolled forward. The female clerk of the bank and the few horses who had brought her did not dare to hesitate when she saw Zhao Bin's behavior. A group of people lay on the ground and rolled towards the intersection, like a group of maggots. After rolling more than 30 meters, a few people dared to stand up and ran away...
On the way back to Qianyuan Hutong, Zhang Dabiao was a little unwilling to say: "Brother Jie, do you believe in forgiving and forgiving? The grandson is so crazy just now, you should let him lick it."
Wang Jie said: "Have you ever thought about who would Zhang Bin hate the most if he suffered the humiliation of licking urine today?"
Zhang Dabiao thought for a while, and muttered: "I haven't thought about this."
"He will hate me even more!" Wang Jie said indifferently: "Because, in his eyes, the reason why Ma Liu let him lick pee is what I meant, even though I didn't mean it. And what is the responsibility of Ma Liu? You don’t have to bear the hatred. You can please me with a single sentence and rectify Zhao Bin, but Zhao Bin and I will forge a **** feud. The humiliation of licking urine is absolutely extraordinary for a man, and it will be trouble if you can’t tell in the future. ! Therefore, this matter does not make any sense to me, and I can't leave myself a hidden danger just because of a momentary pleasure."
Zhang Dabiao nodded and suddenly realized: "I understand, but you forgave him in the end, which will make him grateful. And the hatred is all left to Ma Liu. Tsk tsk, brother Jie, this is what a prisoner wing. German psychology?"
Wang Jie covered his face with his hands, and said helplessly: "Let's play the music! Xiangxiang's famous work..."
"Xiangxiang's famous work? "Song of the Pig"? Brother Jie, you can listen to such a naive song too!"
Back to the store, Wang Jiechao Zhang Dabiao explained the decoration matters.
After all, this shop is still owned by the old man. Wang Jie is not planning to make major changes, and he is still working as a meditation shop. Zhang Dabiao knew Wang Jie's style of acting, so he didn't ask much, just measured the size quickly.
When the two were about to leave, Zhang Dabiao suddenly asked, "Brother Jie, what is this?"
Wang Jie thought it was nothing more than some weird artifacts, but when he turned his head, Zhang Dabiao turned out to be holding two grass puppets. The little grass man is only the size of a palm, and it looks like it should be made of weaving straw.
Wang Jie has never seen such two gadgets in the store, let alone heard of the role of the dolls made of textiles and straws!
"Where did you find it?" Wang Jie asked in confusion.
After all, when the fire broke out that day, everything in front was burned out.
"Here, right here!" Zhang Dabiao pointed to the damaged sliding door slot.
Gate? You know, when the sliding door is closed, the gate is exposed outside, so these two dolls should not be in the store. Is it a prank by a nearby kid?
Wang Jie squatted down again and looked into the gate. In addition to a pile of fly ash, there were two small piles of powder inside. One pile had been burned to black ash, and the other pile was half-burned and extinguished.
"Bring me a piece of hard paper!" Wang Jie shrugged his brows and said in a low voice.
Looking at Wang Jie's expression, Zhang Dabiao didn't dare to hesitate, so he quickly found one and handed it over.
Wang Jie carefully collected the unburned powder, sniffed it slightly, and suddenly frowned, and quickly removed the object.
"Brother Jie, what's this?" Zhang Dabiao also poked his neck, thinking about smelling it.
Unexpectedly, Wang Jie suddenly shouted: "Don't move, you can't smell it!"
Zhang Dabiao was taken aback and nodded quickly. He found that once Wang Jie became serious about something, it was as if his six relatives did not recognize it, and his eyes were scary.
Wang Jie thought for a while, wrapped the powder, stuffed it into his arms, and went out holding two grass dolls.
"Brother Jie, where are you going? I'll see you off!" Zhang Dabiao hurriedly followed.
"No, I'll still ride a bicycle. You can drive the car by yourself. Remember, you don't need to mention this to anyone!"
After going out, Wang Jie went straight to the street. He wanted to find Rob, but after hesitating, he finally gave up.
He had guessed the probabilities of the medicine powder in his arms. If he smelled it right, it should be the Dragon Squash You Tian San recorded in the "Heart Heart Prescription". The main ingredients are Ambergris, Datura, Dangmenzi, Yangkishi, and eighteen adjuvant medicines, which are incense when lighted, which is unconscious, and when swallowed, it becomes a happy joy, which makes people feel dazzling.
This thing was forbidden in the Ming and Qing dynasties. It is recorded in Rob's book that it belongs to the "thief medicine" of Xia San.
Wang Jie vaguely remembered that he might not have been able to wake up if it hadn't been for the flames to go to bed on the day when the shop burned. After I got up, I still felt muddled and unclear... Obviously, this thing was the culprit that made me dizzy that day.
The reason why he decided not to go to Rob was not because he suspected him, but because Wang Jie didn't want to involve too many people in his affairs.
Thinking of this, Wang Jie took two straw puppets and turned into Uncle Niu's shop.
The little old man was holding a piece of enamel porcelain, and Wang Jie could see it at a glance. This old man was holding a genuine product in his hand.
"Yeah, who fooled this guy?" Wang Jie said with a smile.
Uncle Niu raised his head and glared at Wang Jie and said, "You little blind, you have no conscience. Is that kind of old man? I paid a lot of money for this. Oh, by the way, didn't you live in Nancheng? It's getting dark, why are you still here?"
It seems that the big guys knew that Rob had sent himself out.
"Didn't I also take two gadgets, let you keep your palms!" Wang Jie said, placing two grass puppets on the table.
Old Niutou really thought that this kid had brought something good, so he quickly raised his eyes and took a closer look. When he saw these two grass men, he couldn't help but breathe in a deep breath.
Wang Jie saw the old man’s expression in his eyes, but the astonishment was fleeting, and he said impatiently: "What kind of stuff is this? Handicrafts are not even considered! Your kid makes me happy. Isn’t it? Hurry up, why should I go, I’m still waiting for customers!"
Uncle Niu put down the porcelain, and his hippie smiled and shoved Wang Jie out.
"Tsk tusk, don't push me, Uncle Niu, you really don't know what this is?" Wang Jie was unwilling to give up.
"I don't know! Throw me the broken thing, just as a toy for my grandson!" The old man slammed and closed the door!
Wang Jie gave a wry smile and forgot to look inward along the crack of the door. Uncle Niu frowned, and used a piece of yellow paper to tie up the two straw men and threw them into the stove.
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