Is this what a store owner should say? Customers themselves having fun? ? ? "Well, one of my guests brought me some news.
"Lucifer said, "The church is coming to our street next week to review.
"Uncle John was stunned for a moment: "Really? Lucifer shook his head: "I don't know, I heard about it too."
"Oh, no one lies about this kind of thing. It should be true."
"Uncle John looked around his store. He was probably more confident that he would pass the inspection, so his frown relaxed a little. But when he looked at Lucifer, he frowned worriedly again.
"You...are you okay there?" When they first met, he asked Lucifer what kind of store he opened. Lucifer didn't say anything at the time, but then yesterday the smell of soil started to bloom next door. No matter how you look at it...—— His stores are all in a state of being unable to pass inspection.
Lucifer also knew how his store looked to Uncle John. Faced with Uncle John's concerns, he smiled: "I think it's okay, but it still depends on what the reviewer thinks.
"This time, it should be Bishop Gregory's turn. The elders don't know who it is."
"Uncle John thought about it for a moment, "It is said that Bishop Gregory has a rigorous character and is selfless..." This means that the card is relatively strict, and if you are not careful, you will not be able to pass the trial! Lucifer nodded: "How is the general review done? Woolen cloth? It was my first time opening a store and I didn’t quite understand this.
"Uncle John said very skillfully: "Well, of course, based on the customer's evaluation, go to the store to experience it personally, so that you can draw an objective conclusion.
For example, if the ranking of 'store that deserves to be punished by heaven' in the newspaper is relatively high, the review will be more detailed.
"Customer reviews?" "Yes, for example, what's the most expensive in your store, what's the most famous, etc... It's mainly the church's opinion. People on the board of elders generally won't refute the church's opinion."
"In fact, it is the same for these Lucifers to ask the alarm clock, but communicating with enthusiastic neighbors and communicating with cold and cheating local players are completely two different feelings. Lucifer is naturally willing to choose a method that makes him feel happier.
Lucifer chatted with Uncle John for a long time before returning to his store and found that two customers with the surnames of famous scientists and mathematicians on Earth were still fighting. It was a peak showdown.
Fortunately, there was not much space left on the board, and after a few minutes, they finally decided the winner.
The winner was Ludwig Gauss, who although he was a newbie, was overly clever and took advantage of him.
Lucifer breathed a sigh of relief, it was finally over.
"Wait me a moment.
"He couldn't wait to go to the kitchen.
Finally I can drink Coke! ! ! Gauss and Einstein consciously began to clear away the chess pieces to free up the table. While clearing away the chess pieces, they verbally reviewed the previous battle situation. They were obviously a little over the top.
As soon as they finished packing, Lucifer came over with a tray: "The noodles are still being made, let's have some drinks first.
"Einstein, as the loser, only got a glass of ice water, but after experiencing the intense and exciting competition just now, ordinary ice water is also very comfortable to drink - especially in this season, you can actually take out ice water anytime and anywhere. Just to entertain guests, I can’t say this glass of water is perfunctory.
However, Einstein was more curious about Gauss's glass of water than his own.
The transparent glass is filled with black liquid, with several cubes of ice soaked in it. There is a layer of dense foam on the top. Through the transparent cup wall, you can see small bubbles constantly coming from the bottom of the cup. rise.
In a world where even sparkling wine didn't exist, this drink looked weird.
Gauss sniffed hesitantly, but didn't smell anything. Out of trust in the sage, he no longer hesitated and took a careful sip.
Suddenly, his tongue was besieged by a strange feeling that was both painful and itchy. Countless bubbles danced on his tongue, and then exploded in small bursts, bringing indescribable stimulation. He subconsciously drank this refreshing mouthful. The drink was swallowed.
The ice-cool liquid slid down from the throat to the stomach with bubbles. The hot body clearly felt the whole process. The body that was originally a little hot was immediately cooled down by the coolness. This cool and exciting feeling even affected When he reached his brain, his consciousness instantly became clear and calm.
The strange thing is that after taking a sip of the drink, he felt thirstier. The frightened feeling that had just brought him was now full of fun when he recalled it, making him eager to try the remaining half of the glass.
Einstein could only watch but not drink. Seeing Gauss's strange reaction, he asked curiously: "How is it?" "...the taste is wonderful.
"Ludwig Gauss licked his lips, and the sweet taste of the drink that he had not had time to taste remained on his tongue, as well as the tingling feeling.
"It's sweet. I've never had such a magical drink. It tastes better than Grandma Mary's sugar water, and it's very refreshing.
" Einstein said regretfully: " I hope I can have the opportunity to taste it.
"Since it was a reward from the trial, Einstein, who was quite confident in himself, naturally would not ask Gauss to give him a little bit, but planned to work hard and get his own cup.
"What's this called?" Ludwig Gauss asked.
"Fat House Happy Water... ahem, I mean, Coca-Cola.
"Einstein nodded aside, indicating that he remembered it: "This name is really strange.
Lucifer looked at the time and saw that the noodles would be cooked for a while, so he took the opportunity to say to his only two customers: "By the way, there is something I want to ask you about next week's review."
" "What? "Einstein is not a pedantic person, otherwise he would not have walked into this store at that time, so even if it was a matter of review, he did not refuse, "I will definitely help if I can.
" Lucifer smiled and gave a few instructions. After listening, not only Einstein, but also the stern Gauss relaxed his expression.
Einstein waved his hand: "Don't worry, it's not like we have to lie about such a simple matter...I have no problem!" Gauss also said calmly: "Just leave it to me, I just want to go to church to confess in a while.
" Lucifer: "...? ? ? "Goss sniffed the rich smell of top-notch food that he had never seen before from the kitchen, and said quietly: "Although it is a reward for the trial, this is really delicious, even just smelling it. I know that I am going to the level of repentance, and I deserve it.
"Lucifer: "..." Isn't this world all boasting in the style of "you will be punished by God" and "you should repent"?! You must not recruit people from the church to me in advance! ! ! Chapter 5: Lucifer gave Einstein half a package of spicy and sour beef noodles that he didn’t put in last time, and cooked half a package of braised beef noodles for Ludwig Gauss. .
Compared with Einstein's exaggerated expression when eating, like the male protagonist of "The Lonely Gourmet", Gauss's reaction was smaller than that of Einstein, but this was because he was suspected of having facial paralysis.
Seeing how not only his face but also his neck was red from eating, you could tell that he was actually quite excited.
In the end, the two of them drank it all without even a drop of soup left.
Lucifer felt panicked just looking at it. He usually wouldn't go out of his way to drink soup when eating instant noodles. It felt very salty.
But for Einstein and Gauss, the soup was all gold...all spice! If they don't drink Wang Jing, they won't be punished by God, and they themselves won't be able to forgive themselves for their waste!
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