Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Nan Feng, Yu Mo and Curry Sauce quickly helped Guangu to his seat first.

"Guangu, are you okay?" Nanfeng asked.

Guan Gu grimaced in pain, but still managed to hold on and said, "It's okay. If you can help me up, I can kick him again!"

"Hey, that's not it." Zi Qiao covered her butt and yelled in humiliation, "I didn't provoke you or mess with you, so why did you kick me for no reason and it wasn't enough, and you actually wanted to kick me a second time? !”

Guan Gu broke into a cold sweat because of the pain, and forced out a ferocious smile: "Lu Ziqiao, if you dare to say that you once wanted to be a painter again, believe it or not, I will commit suicide in a minute!"

He finally figured it out. Lu Ziqiao was a pervert and a scumbag who had been bad since childhood. If this name had even the slightest connection with a painter, it would be an insult to the profession of painter and even to the entire art world.

Zi Qiao was startled and said with some concern: "Guan Gu, you are too irritable. Life is so beautiful. Don't cut yourself open for such a trivial matter."

"I'm talking about disemboweling you!"

"Then it's okay." Zi Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, "I said you're not so worried about it."

Curry Sauce looked puzzled: "Why don't you seem to be worried about being hacked at all?"

Zi Qiao stood up, rubbed his butt, and said with a playful smile: "There is nothing to worry about. There are many people in the world who want to kill me, so I can still be proud of myself."

Yu Mo looked at Zi Qiao's troubled butt. She hadn't seen Zi Qiao be so proud in the past few days, but she had seen a lot of retribution.

"Ziqiao, I advise you to restrain yourself. No matter how proud you are, there will come a time when you are too old to run. Be careful and you will be chopped down."

Zi Qiao didn't care: "By that time, I had been feeling happy for who knows how many years. I was really hacked to death. In the eyes of others, I deserved to die. For me, I have done enough."

"Tch." Yu Mo shook his head and stopped paying attention to this scumbag.

"Excuse me, are you just going to sit here?" the round-faced girl in charge of entertaining asked weakly.

In the situation just now, it was as if they had opened a barrier. They could neither see nor intervene.

It was not like she had never seen an unreasonable customer before, but this was the first time she had seen a customer who treated her as nothing.

Only then did a few people remember that there was a waiter who had been waiting patiently next to them. Nanfeng hurriedly said: "Yes, we are sitting here."

"Okay, do you guys need something to eat or drink?"

"Just give me the menu. I'll write it all down on my phone later and then go to the bar to order." Nanfeng chose a method that would make both parties feel at ease.

The round-faced girl handed out the menu she had been holding in her arms, and smiled politely: "The menu has been prepared for you, so I won't disturb your enjoyment of playing with the cats.

"If there are any problems like the cat being disobedient, uncooperative, running away after eating dried fish, or any other problem that needs us to solve during this process, you can press the red button under the table and we will rush over as soon as we hear the bell at the bar. .”

【Don’t ring the bell! Don't ring the bell! Don't ring the bell! 】

"OK, thanks."

Seeing the round-faced girl leaving happily, everyone seemed to feel much more comfortable.

Although they didn't pay much attention to this round-faced girl before, they still made trouble when it was necessary and kicked when it was necessary, but it still feels weird to have so many strangers standing next to you.

"I've ordered something delicious. Let's see if there's anything you want to eat or drink." Nanfeng handed the menu to the remaining four people without even looking at it.

"But you obviously didn't even look at it..." Curry Sauce realized what he was saying halfway through.

Does Nanfeng have any other choice besides ordering lemonade?

Guangu took the menu and handed it to Ziqiao and the others: "Everyone, please order whatever you want. Please be sure to pay for all your purchases in the cat cafe today."

"Isn't that good?" Yu Mo was not very familiar with Guan Gu, so he was embarrassed to accept Guan Gu's kindness.

"Everyone is very serious about helping me think of ideas today. I am also grateful to everyone for helping me carry my things and taking care of me to get here. This is my small thanks as a man. Please do not refuse."

Seeing that Guan Gu was about to stand up and bow, Yu Mo quickly changed his words and asked him to sit still.

Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao, two guys who didn't have a thick wallet but a thick skin, skipped the polite stage and opened the menu.

"Why is it so expensive?" Curry Sauce exclaimed, "Why is the price even more ridiculous than in a bar?"

Nanfeng stretched his head and took a look at the price on the menu, confirming that it was only expensive, but it was not considered to be killing the customers like pigs.

He explained: "You didn't realize that this cat cafe doesn't even charge us the entrance fee. For such a large venue, the rent for water and electricity, the salary of the employees, and the food, drinks and snacks of these dozens or twenty cats all depend on these drinks and snacks." To make money, the price will definitely go up."

Yu Mo also echoed: "If you just order a drink and sit here and pet the cat all afternoon, the price is actually quite reasonable."

"How can anyone only drink drinks and not eat for an entire afternoon?" Curry Sauce, a senior foodie, muttered.

Just saying that, when ordering, she still only ordered one drink and pushed the menu to Zi Qiao.

Zi Qiao touched her slightly swollen butt, intending to give Guan Gu a good beating, but then she thought about how Guan Gu had just said that he had invested all his wealth in the release of "Love Triangle Cat" Even if he is not a pauper now, he certainly does not have enough money.

Rao Ziqiao considered himself a scum without morals and qualities, and it was impossible to squeeze a few ounces of oil from his brother who had nothing to taste.

This kind of people are not even scum, they are pure beasts.

[Guan Gu, Guan Gu, I'm just waiting for you to publish your comics and gain both fame and fortune, and then I'll give you a good beating to vent my anger! 】

Zi Qiao casually ordered a drink and handed it to Yu Mo.

Seeing that both Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao only ordered one drink, Yu Mo was certainly unlikely to order more.

Seeing that everyone only ordered one drink, Guangu ordered on the menu with a wave of his hand.

"This, this, this is not bad, and this..." Guangu clicked his fingers on the menu.

He knew why everyone only ordered one drink, but Sekiya didn't like to owe others favors.

Even though everyone's friendship for him is far beyond what they can just eat and drink, Sekiya still wants to make everyone's afternoon as comfortable as possible.

When Nanfeng saw Guan Gu's behavior, he was immediately moved and said, "Guan Gu, you ordered so many at once..."

Guangu looked serious: "Nanfeng, needless to say. Everyone comes here to eat and have fun, and I'm not so poor that I don't even have money for normal expenses."

"...I just want to say that I can't even remember if you order so many at once, you idiot."

Nanfeng showed the memo on his phone with an expressionless expression.

"Huh? Ah...Private Marseille (sorry)." Guangu was a little embarrassed.

Nan Feng smiled at Guan Gu and said, "I know you are stubborn. Anyway, you can treat me as much as you want. But you must do what you can, and don't make a fool of yourself."

He patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Do you understand?"

"Understood."

"I understand, why don't you order again? You ordered so many at once and my typing hand almost cramped." Nanfeng said angrily.

Guangu hesitated and said: "South Wind..."

"Um?"

"If typing is too tiring... why don't you try recording?"

"Huh?" Nan Feng was dumbfounded.

Yeah, why don't I record it?

It can't be because my voice is too ugly, right?

"That's right." Curry Sauce came up with a new idea, "If that doesn't work, you can take pictures with your phone while Guangu is ordering."

"Or abbreviations are also acceptable. For example, for iced lemonade, just type the word "lemon"." Yu Mo added.

"hiss……"

Nanfeng took a breath of air. He looked at the people present and asked in surprise, "So now, I have become a fool?"

The four looked at each other and nodded heavily.

"Um."

Nanfeng put his hand on his forehead. Feeling embarrassed, he gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up and order!"

Yu Mo looked at Nan Feng's furious look and smiled.

[How can someone be so cute even when they are embarrassed? 】

Zi Qiao looked at Yu Mo smiling thoughtfully, then turned to look at Nan Feng who was covering his face and smiling maliciously.

【There is something good to watch now. 】

After finally waiting for Guangu to order something, Nanfeng, who felt embarrassed, quickly ran to the bar to find the round-faced sister.

Curry Sauce took Yu Mo and ran to the edge of the town to seduce the kitten with a cat teasing stick.

Guangu was about to set up his drawing board to draw something to capture his inspiration, when he saw Zi Qiao looking at him with a silly smile on his face.

"Brother Guangu..."

Guan Gu felt a chill and quickly used the drawing board to block Zi Qiao's intense gaze: "If you have something to say, please say it. Your expression now is like the teacher in the movie."

"Ah? Do I look like I have the temperament to teach?"

"I'm talking about our Japanese movies."

Hearing this, Zi Qiao quickly rubbed his face with his hands and adjusted his expression: "Brother Guan Gu, I have a suggestion..."

"Ignore it, don't participate, don't agree."

Guangu's voice was extremely firm.

"No, it's not like this. You vetoed me without even listening, as if I would cheat you!" Zi Qiao felt that his character had been insulted.

Although I don’t have this thing myself.

But just because I have no personality doesn’t mean you can insult my personality.

Guangu hid behind the drawing board and said with a smile: "Does it matter whether I listen to your advice or not? The first time you called me Brother Guangu was when I came here to ask for directions three months ago.

"Then I was tricked by you and Meijia into living in a love apartment, and I paid the rent for several months at once."

"Hey, hey, hey, I didn't cheat you even with the rent of two thousand a month. You haven't paid the rent in the past three months. And don't say it's so ugly to lie. That's not because I think you are particularly popular. There is a way to bring you into the big family of iPartment.

"If you lived in Aisen Apartment, not only would the rent be ridiculously expensive, but you wouldn't be able to meet so many good friends. Didn't you say you wanted to thank me when you knew the truth, and now you've turned your back on me?"

Zi Qiao protested unconvinced.

At that time, I wanted to charge this fool double the rent, but in the end I was merciful and only charged him the normal rent. .

Although the main reason is that there are already three people living in a suite, it is really difficult to find reasons to charge double the rent.

But why can’t I, Master Lu, be considered kind-hearted?

"Then the second time you called me Brother Guangu, it was your turn to buy paper but you didn't buy it. As a result, you had a stomachache and no paper to use, so you actually ran into my room, grabbed my drawings and rushed to the bathroom.

"That's a masterpiece I painted all day long!"

Ziqiao felt guilty in Guangu's roar: "It's not that I didn't buy it, I just thought it would be cheaper to buy online. Who knew that the store in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai couldn't deliver it within one day? It really doesn't know how to do business."

"Then you can't take my drawings either!"

"The war situation is urgent, the sky is falling apart! I don't have time to run next door to get paper.

"Besides, your drawing was blown to the ground by the wind, and I thought you didn't want it anymore. I also treated you to three barbecues afterwards. Didn't you say that we were all done with it?"

"And the third time you called me Brother Guangu...forget it, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

"Anyway, every time you call me Brother Guan Gu, you either trick me or you are planning to trick me. I will not listen to your so-called advice this time, Lu Ziqiao, no matter what!"

Lu Ziqiao sighed: "Well, it's a pity that some people are only one step away from true inspiration."

The person behind the drawing board didn't answer.

But silence itself is an answer.

"At this point, even if we stay until Teacher Zeng comes back in the evening, we will only have four or five hours in total.

"If you can find inspiration in such a short time, you're lucky. If you can't find it, you can only consider yourself unlucky."

Sekiya's hand holding the drawing board began to tap the drawing board lightly.

The smile on Zi Qiao's lips disappeared fleetingly, and he said earnestly: "Guan Gu, actually we really want to help you, but none of the four of us has raised a cat before, so we really can't help you.

“It would be great if we had raised cats before, even if we hadn’t, [we just come to the cat café to pet cats often].

"In this way, we may have some interesting stories about getting along with cats, or we may have a better understanding of cats' behaviors and habits, so we can help you."

Guan Gu peered at Zi Qiao with one eye from behind the drawing board.

"Guangu, I really want to help you, but it's all my fault, it's all my fault!

"It's no use being a brother!"

Ziqiao knocked on his chest, his face full of pain, even Guan Gu couldn't bear it anymore.

Did he really misunderstand Zi Qiao this time?

[I performed this pain well, right? 】

[Don’t envy my acting skills, as long as you bang your chest desperately, you can be as miserable as me. 】

"Ziqiao, actually you don't have to do this."

The soft-hearted Guan Gu finally spoke up.

"No, it's me who's useless, it's me who's useless!"

As Zi Qiao spoke, he covered his face in pain, looking heartbroken.

[I have to cover my face. If I don’t cover my face, I will be beaten to death by myself. 】

[Either... I have to stop laughing. 】

[Hahahaha, why is Guangu so cute and so easy to deceive? 】

"Why do you think that in such a big cat cafe, except for the waiters, there are no [two] people who like cats very much, and it seems that they are people who often come to the cat cafe?

“If there are such people, no matter whether they are male or female, we might as well go to them and learn from them.

"This way we can pet the cat and chat with others at the same time. In this way, we can double the material in the same time, and your probability of getting inspiration will suddenly double."

"Alas." Zi Qiao murmured to himself, "Why isn't it there? Why isn't it [on the first floor]?"

Guangu's eyes lit up: "Yes! There isn't one on the first floor, but there is one on the second floor."

He put the drawing board next to the table and held Zi Qiao's hand tightly: "Ziqiao, do you remember that we just saw two girls playing particularly well with cats on the second floor?"

"Is there any?" Zi Qiao frowned in thought, then nodded repeatedly as if recalling, "By the way, I remembered that there were two girls. And they seemed to like cats very much and often came to cat cafes. people."

【Do you particularly like cats? Do you often come to Cat Cafe? 】

[How can I see this? 】

[I can only see that their measurements are 36, 24...um, their buttocks are hidden by the guardrail. 】

[It’s okay, I’ll have a chance to see it later. 】

【Jiejiejiejie...】

Guan Gu made up his mind: "Ziqiao, I plan to go to them and ask them. Even if I can gain a little more, it will be good."

"This...isn't good." Zi Qiao said hesitantly, "How are you supposed to go up the stairs with your legs like this? I'm really worried about you falling halfway up the stairs [alone].

"Guangu, this is no joke. If we don't have inspiration today, we can try to find it tomorrow. But if you really go to the second floor [alone], you might accidentally have an accident, such as hurting your hand. , then your extra story will be completely useless."

Zi Qiao firmly shook his head and rejected Guangu's idea: "No, no matter what you say, I will never agree to you going to the second floor [alone]."

"A person..." Guan Gu muttered silently, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "That Zi Qiao, you can go up with me."

"Do I want to go up too?" Zi Qiao looked embarrassed, "My current situation is not suitable for contact with girls."

Before he could finish his words, he quickly said righteously: "But you are my good brother, and I am duty-bound for your inspiration and extras.

“Let’s go, Guangu.

"Don't say there are only two girls on the second floor. Even if there are two hundred girls or two thousand girls, I will accompany you up there."

"Zi Qiao." Guan Gu was moved to tears. He held Zi Qiao's hand firmly, his face full of determination.

"Brothers!"

Zi Qiao also met Guan Gu's eyes, his eyes firm and passionate.

"Brothers!"

【Done. 】

[Beauties, I’m Lu Xiaobu here! 】

Here it comes, a five thousand word chapter.

Although I didn’t have a good rest today, I should be able to resume normal updates starting tomorrow.

Today is Christmas, everyone. I wonder how many of you who read the Pigeon Book celebrate Christmas.

But for today's young people, the festival itself is not important. Everyone just uses the name of the festival to let them put down their worries and have a happy day.

So I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

I had nothing to do today and took another look at my books, mainly reading the words of writers I wrote before.

Suddenly I realized that words are really a magical tool that can transcend time and space. A month later, Ge Ge once again realized his feelings from his words.

Even though it has been several days since Mother Pigeon’s birthday, there are still lovely friends saying happy birthday to my mother.

Words are such a link to the past. Whenever you see these words, they will convey the pigeon’s past mood to you now.

Of course it also includes blessings.

So I wish everyone who is celebrating Christmas, everyone who has already celebrated Christmas, and everyone who may not see you here for a long time.

Merry Chrismas.

In the years to come, to everyone who reads this text, the blessings of doves will be brought to you this Christmas along with the text.

Just like all the birthday wishes for Mother Pigeon will be conveyed to her on her birthday along with the text.

Thank you again and wish you all a happy holiday and happy days.

Your friend the sweet potato pigeon.