Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 676 Guan Gu's eyes went dark

"Zhang Wei, you're going to attack... No, you're going to be too cruel."

In Zhang Wei's water house, Youyou was bandaging Zeng Xiaoxian who had a big swelling on his head.

She originally wanted to change her clothes quickly before Guan Gu came back, so that she could have nothing to do and wait to visit the wedding chapel on the sea in the Maldives with Guan Gu.

It is said that the church is super romantic and has a great atmosphere!

As a result, on her way back to the water house, she suddenly heard Zhang Wei's roar, as well as the miserable howls of Zi Qiao and Teacher Zeng.

She rushed over without even having time to change her clothes, and then...

Youyou patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the head: "Perfect, as expected, I am really ingenious."

"Hiss...really?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a big swollen head, was patted by Youyou like this. He closed his eyes and took a breath of cold air. He subconsciously reached out to touch his head, but he only touched a huge bow.

"Yuyou, I just have a swollen bandage. It doesn't matter whether I bandage it or not."

"So...you won't tie such a big bow on me, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, pointing to the super bow bandage on his head that was several times larger than his head circumference.

Youyou smiled and said: "Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. Wanyu said that this kind of big bow is popular this year."

"But no matter how popular it is, it can't catch on with us men."

Xiaoxian turned to look at Zi Qiao in front of the dressing mirror: "Are you right, Zi Qiao?"

"Don't ask me, I'm bothered!"

Zi Qiao, who was sitting next to the dressing table, was gasping for air and looking at his swollen pig face with distressed eyes.

In addition to the mark of Meijia Tathagata's palm, his face now has a dazzling and eye-catching footprint.

"Zhang Wei!"

Zi Qiao turned his head fiercely and glared at Zhang Wei beside the bed.

"You must compensate me for being handsome, with a jade tree facing the wind, and a handsome face better than Pan An's!"

"No compensation, I haven't asked you for my mental damages yet."

Zhang Wei, who was sitting by the bed, had already taken off the shackles on his wrists and put on a set of neat and clean clothes.

He sat on the edge of the bed, raised his head, and drank a whole bottle of mineral water in two or three gulps before closing his eyes and letting out a contented moan.

"Ah~~~"

Zhang Wei burped, touched his bulging belly, and casually threw the empty bottle in his hand to the ground, letting it join the pile of empty bottles on the ground.

Zhang Wei pursed his still chapped lips and looked at Zi Qiao without giving in.

"Who made you two bastards not explain it to me right away, but instead joined forces to tease me?"

"Deserve it!"

Zhang Wei didn't know how wronged Ziqiao and Xiaoxian felt they were. Anyway, he felt quite wronged himself.

From his perspective, he was just too excited last night because he was traveling abroad for the first time, and he tossed and turned all night long without falling asleep.

It wasn't until I didn't know what time in the early morning that I fell asleep in a daze.

It turned out that he had a good sleep. When he woke up, he found that not only had his clothes been taken off, but his underwear was also wet, his voice had become hoarse, and his wrists were even shackled.

The most important thing was that Zhang Wei felt terribly uncomfortable all over his body, his mouth was so salty and bitter, and he was so thirsty, as if he had been drugged.

At this time, Teacher Zeng still said nonsense with a mean smile on his face that he could not understand at the time, such as "boys should protect themselves" and "accidentally fell into the sea"...

Of course, my first reaction was to rush forward and die together with Teacher Zeng.

As a result, he did not expect that the chain of the shackles was not long enough, and his hands could not reach Teacher Zeng at all.

If everything stays here, it will be fine if everyone explains it clearly.

However, after Zi Qiao came in, he was restrained by the chains and couldn't reach him at all.

So he sang and harmonized with Teacher Zeng, and the two of them made many jokes that seemed to be explaining, but in fact they were meant to misunderstand you.

How should I describe the destructive power of these jokes on myself...

Put it this way.

If the joke between the two of them was written into a novel, it would never pass the review!

In this case, I, who was full of grief and anger at that time, could only give them a powerful roundhouse kick with my feet.

"Hey, what does this have to do with me?"

Xiaoxian covered his head and said angrily: "I don't know what Ziqiao is thinking, but I have been explaining it to you normally from beginning to end. It's you who didn't understand what I meant!"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, I won't say how misleading your words are. It's hard for people to understand you correctly just with your perverted smile."

"What words, what kind of words are these!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was filled with dissatisfaction: "That was my normal and polite smile as a good man! What I said was also a reminder of your kindness as a good man!

"I'm gentle and kind-hearted, kind and sincere, why have I become so perverted and obscene!"

As soon as Xiaoxian said these words, without Zhang Wei even needing to reply, Ziqiao and Youyou already curled their lips with weird expressions on their faces.

Youyou patted his shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, what you said is too outrageous. In fact, we all know that abnormality is your normal state."

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zeng Xiaoxian put away Youyou's hand angrily and turned his head angrily.

Youyou smiled, she had long been used to Teacher Zeng's anger.

She turned to look at Zhang Wei and asked curiously: "Zhang Wei, do you still remember what you dreamed about when you were sleepwalking?"

Zhang Wei groaned and responded hoarsely: "The dream was vague and I can't remember it clearly.

"It seems like waves, bamboo rafts, crape myrtle, little swallows and Xu Xian..."

He thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "By the way, I seemed to hear Nanfeng shouting something in my dream..."

"I am the master of myself and the protagonist of life. Nothing can stop me from moving forward!"

Zhang Wei shrugged: "I can't understand what he shouted later. It sounded like..."

"Veni! Vidi! Vici! (I come! I see! I conquer!)"

Zi Qiao said strangely: "So you not only dreamed about Nanfeng in your dream, but you also remember exactly what he said in the dream?"

He raised his eyebrows and came over with a swaying face: "Zhang Wei, you are not really a lover of Dolphin Bay (Crescent), are you?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zhang Wei raised his feet high and launched an intimidating attack on Zi Qiao.

When Zi Qiao saw this, he was so frightened that he backed away. He covered his face and cursed: "Zhang Wei, let me tell you, I will remember you for the rest of my life when you kicked me in the face!

"Also, you don't have athlete's foot, right?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and then he grabbed his feet and smelled them while everyone looked at him strangely.

"Alas……"

The three of them suddenly looked disgusted.

"what!"

Zhang Wei's face turned red, and he said stubbornly: "I just took a shower. Not only do my feet not stink, but they also smell good."

"If you don't believe me, give it a sniff?"

Zhang Wei said and raised his feet in front of them.

The three of them pinched their noses and backed away in unison.

"Go to hell!"

"Get out!"

"Thank you all my family!"

Zhang Wei retracted his feet nonchalantly. He looked down at the empty bottles scattered on the ground. He hesitated for a while, then raised his head and asked.

"Is there any water? I'm thirsty."

Hearing this, Youyou exclaimed, "You've already drank a whole box of mineral water, and you're still thirsty?"

"no way."

Zhang Wei poked his round belly, and everyone could even hear the sound of gurgling water coming from Zhang Wei's thin belly.

"I seem to have drank a lot of sea water while sleepwalking in the sea, and now I am very thirsty."

"Then you can't drink anymore."

Youyou said firmly: "Zhang Wei, your belly is so bloated that you are almost pregnant. If you drink any more, I'm afraid I'll kill one or two of you."

Meijia, who happened to arrive just in time, was shocked when she heard this: "What kind of pregnant woman? What about killing two people with one body?"

Everyone looked at Meijia, who had messy hair, and asked curiously: "Mjia, ​​why are you back?"

"long!"

Meijia rushed straight into the room. She held Yuyou's hands tightly and asked, "Yuyou, are you okay?"

Youyou was stunned for a moment, wondering why Meijia was so nervous: "Me? Of course I'm fine."

"What about the baby? Is the baby okay?"

Youyou subconsciously replied: "The baby doesn't either..."

"no!"

Youyou was startled at first, and then the flames of gossip suddenly rose in her eyes.

She quickly asked: "Where did the baby come from? Whose baby is it?"

"Of course it's your and Sekiya's baby!"

"Nani?!!"

The four people in the house felt as if they were struck by lightning when they heard this.

"Na~ni?!!"

Guan Gu, who came back from snorkeling outside the house, was stunned. His eyes darkened and he fell directly into Zhan Bo's arms.

Coming, coming

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