Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Everyone stared in horror at Zhang Wei, who was lying in the speedboat, wearing a life jacket and soaked all over. Everyone's mouths opened wider and wider involuntarily.

At this moment, Zhang Wei's eyes were closed tightly, and his face showed the classic idiotic smile he had when he was sleeping.

He was lying on his side on the speedboat, holding a swimming ring tightly in his arms, and his hands were groping around on the swimming ring dishonestly.

"Ziwei! Ziwei!"

"The mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are harmonious, so I dare to compete with you, Ziwei!"

Listening to Zhang Wei's murmurs in his sleep, everyone felt a dull pain in their trigeminal nerve.

"Nanfeng, this is the prey you hunted in the sea...

"A wild Zhang Wei?!!"

Yu Mo couldn't help but look back at Nanfeng, and she asked in shock: "Since the wild Zhang Wei is here, where is the domestic one?"

Nan Feng shrugged: "Although I haven't returned to the water house to check, there should not be another Zhang Wei who looks like this."

"Who said that?"

Xiaoxian felt that Nanfeng could not make such a simple judgment, so he put forward another conjecture: "It is also possible that he is not Zhang Wei, but a golden-armored warrior floating on the sea because of exhaustion of energy."

"Um."

Everyone nodded, feeling that what Xiaoxian said made sense.

Even if the person in front of him is not a golden-armored warrior, looking at him shouting "Ziwei" one after another in his dream, it is not necessarily that he is Er Kang of Princess Huanzhu.

Nanfeng was speechless when he saw this. He pointed at Zhang Wei in the speedboat and said, "Please take a look clearly. Is it possible that the Golden Armor Warrior and Er Kang are wearing a set of SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas?

"This guy is Zhang Wei, the one we raise... Bah!"

Nanfeng patted his forehead: "What about [wild], [domestic], [this end], [that end], I almost got entangled by you.

"This guy is Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei who is 99.999% pure!

"The only one in the world, limited edition auction, everyone who wants to buy it can raise a placard now."

Wan Yu raised her hand and asked: "Nanfeng, although you dug this Zhang Wei out of the sea, it's okay to put it up for auction.

"But before the auction, do you want to introduce this collection to us first... Bah, how did Zhang Wei float into the sea so well?"

When Wan Yu said this, she couldn't help but feel scared.

You know, everyone thought Zhang Wei was still sleeping in his own bedroom just now, but now they are watching him being brought back from the sea by Nanfeng...

[Oh my god, this is a rhythm that almost scares people to death! 】

[No, this is a rhythm that almost kills people! ! ! 】

Everyone felt the same as Wan Yu, and couldn't help but feel palpitations.

Think about that scene.

The sky is blue and the clouds are white. Everyone is enjoying themselves on the beach, drinking cold drinks and taking photos. They are talking and laughing the whole time, happily and joyfully...

Then Zhang Wei suddenly floated on the sea.

【Oh my god~~~】

When everyone thought of that scene, everyone's hair stood up.

The weather in the Maldives was over 20 degrees Celsius, and they actually felt a bone-chilling chill.

Except for Nanfeng, everyone felt that their hands and feet were weak, and everyone had to lean on the side of the speedboat to stay standing.

"I think there is no need to say more about how Zhang Wei floated into the sea..."

Nanfeng didn't tease everyone when he saw how frightened they were. After all, his reaction when he met Zhang Wei just now was not much better than theirs.

just……

Nanfeng couldn't help but recall the scene at that time.

…

More than twenty minutes ago, there was a vast expanse of blue sea in the Maldives.

Nanfeng was controlling the speedboat, wandering around the shallow sea.

Logically speaking, even if he has a yacht driving license, for safety reasons he should be accompanied by one or two relevant professionals on the speedboat.

But if there are professionals accompanying him on the speedboat, why would he drive the speedboat himself?

What he wants is the feeling of being unrestrained and riding wildly in the sea breeze. Someone around him will only affect the speed of his speedboat.

Besides, if there are strangers around, there are a lot of things that you can't do.

For example...

"ah!!!"

Facing the endless sea, Nanfeng raised his arms and shouted loudly: "I am the master of myself! I am the protagonist of life! Nothing can stop my progress!"

"Veni! Vidi! Vici! (I come! I see! I conquer!)"

Right, let alone a stranger by his side, as long as there is a guy who can understand human speech, such as Jiang Yuzi, Nanfeng would not dare to shout such a stupid and shameful declaration.

But here is the boundless blue sea, and the only things around him are the whistling sea breeze and a pair of shrimp soldiers and crab generals tied up with five flowers.

The sky is high and the sea is vast, and it is boundless. Only in this environment can I shout out the emotions in my heart without restraint.

Life is not a novel, and I am not the protagonist of the novel.

Is it possible that my second grade speech can still be known to others?

Stop being ridiculous!

"Little Yanzi, little Yanzi... I like you so much, little Yanzi."

"Little Yanzi, marry me."

"I, Erkang, will make your last name (happy) happy..."

Familiar murmurs came from the wind, and Nan Feng, who almost suffered from Chuunibyou, leaned back in fright.

This voice is... Fulkan?

How could Falkang fall in love with Xiao Yanzi?

Pooh!

Isn’t this Zhang Wei’s voice?

Nanfeng immediately looked around nervously, muttering in a low voice: "Damn, I can't be so unlucky.

"I can meet acquaintances at sea? ! ! "

After finally getting excited by youth, Nanfeng, who was having a second-year episode, found that his second-year speech might have been heard by Zhang Wei. His subconscious reaction was to die with Zhang Wei.

You know, compared to the embarrassing things being mentioned repeatedly, boys are more afraid of their second-year speech being heard and being teased back and forth.

This sense of shame is like someone digging out your space posts, personal signatures, Chinese essays, and nicknames on various platforms from your elementary and junior high school days, and then reading them in front of you.

If someone can hold on for less than three minutes without killing in this situation, Nanfeng thinks that this person must be a saint.

Nanfeng stopped the speedboat, and he looked around for a long time but didn't find There are other vehicles on the sea, but Zhang Wei's voice is still chattering in his ears.

"Sir, Sir..."

"I have waited for a thousand years, I have no regrets~~~"

"Who said in my ear, love me forever..."

Very good, this is a seamless transition from Falcon to White Snake.

Nanfeng looked around, but still didn't find other vehicles on the sea.

This shouldn't be the case. How did Zhang Wei get here without a vehicle?

Swimmed here?

The distance from here to the island is not close. Whether it is Zhang Wei's swimming skills or physical strength, he should not be able to swim here.

Nanfeng raised his eyebrows and fell into self-doubt: "Could it be that I have heard too many messy moans recently, and now I am hallucinating?"

"But even if it is an auditory hallucination, why do I hear Zhang Wei? ! ! "

Nanfeng was thinking, and suddenly he saw a dazzling orange-yellow color in the blue sea.

Is that... a life jacket?

Nanfeng didn't hesitate too much, he started the speedboat and slowly turned the direction.

The speedboat kept moving until Nanfeng could stick his head out and see the floating object on the sea, and Nanfeng was stunned.

"Zhang Wei?"

"What are you doing to that dolphin? ! ! "

Nanfeng stared in horror at Zhang Wei, who was wearing a life jacket and holding a dolphin tightly on the sea with a lewd smile on his face.

For a moment, Nanfeng felt as if he was struck by lightning. The thunderbolt from the blue sky above his head directly burned him to ashes.

Could it be that after the undead knight Ning Caichen and the grassroots hero Xu Hanwen, there will be another classic image in the literary records of mankind - the dolphin lover Zhang Wei?

No, this dolphin seems to be a male?

I see, it turns out to be the lover of Dolphin Bay (Bend) Zhang Wei.

Nanfeng twitched the corners of his mouth, and felt that his idea was too ridiculous.

Although Zhang Wei was a little perverted at ordinary times, he would not be perverted to this extent.

So now there is only one possibility...

"Damn! Zhang Wei, you can sleepwalk in the Maldives? ! ! "

Nanfeng was so shocked that he stared blankly at Zhang Wei who was carried by the dolphin, and his trembling right hand kept beating his chest.

He felt that his head was empty, his eyes were dazed, and his whole body was about to crash.

"Oh my god..."

Nanfeng kept repeating these four words in his mouth. He really didn't think he would see Zhang Wei on the sea.

You know, this guy only sleepwalked once a year after moving in. That time was because Zhang Wei was under too much pressure, and he took sleeping pills and melatonin together.

Who would have thought that he could sleepwalk in the Maldives!

And Nanfeng dared to guarantee that he would drive the speedboat out for a ride. I heard the sound of this guy turning over in bed.

So he got up and sleepwalked right after I left in the speedboat?

Zhang Wei did it on purpose!

Nanfeng stared at the life jacket on Zhang Wei. For a moment, he was not sure whether this guy was deliberately playing a prank on him.

Although there are several life jackets in each bedroom because the water house is equipped with a sea slide, it is really counterintuitive for Zhang Wei, a sleepwalker, to wear a life jacket and then go down the slide.

Nanfeng grabbed a long fishing net from the speedboat and stabbed Zhang Wei, who was being carried by a dolphin and spinning in circles.

"Zhang Wei?"

"Wei Ge?"

"Zhang Dapao?"

"Golden Armor Warrior Falcon! "

Nanfeng used the scoop net to poke at Zhang Wei's itchy spots. No matter how hard he tried or what he called out, the guy didn't respond.

He was sure that Zhang Wei was really sleepwalking.

"Oh my God, this almost cost someone their life!"

Nanfeng wanted to drive the speedboat over, but he was worried that the dolphin would uncontrollably carry Zhang Wei to the vicinity of the rotating blades.

So he grabbed the two swimming rings on the speedboat and jumped off, swimming hard towards Zhang Wei and the dolphin.

Here it comes