Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zeng Xiaoxian watched in astonishment as Zi Qiao was slapped several meters high by Mei Jia. In mid-air, Thomas spun three and a half times before hitting the beach hard. He narrowed his little eyes with a miserable look on his face.

Fortunately, life is not a cartoon, otherwise Ziqiao would have been stuck upside down on the beach, head and feet, and maybe there would have been a dubbing of "duang" or canned laughter from around him.

Seeing Zi Qiao's miserable state, Xiao Xian hurriedly stepped forward to dig up Zi Qiao from the beach. He hugged his "good brother" and cried with snot and tears.

"Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao, what's wrong with you, Zi Qiao!"

"Ziqiao, you can't die!!"

"You and I have been dependent on each other and have shared joys and sorrows together for so many years. I have always taught and raised you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today a white-headed man would give a black-headed man a gift!!!"

"Teacher Zeng..."

Zi Qiao covered his cheeks that were beginning to swell again. He was about to cry but had no tears, and said with a despairing heart: "I'm not dead yet, you don't need to cry like this.

"Also, you are such an old joke!"

"Tch, I'm treating you well by teasing you with my old jokes. Look, I'll get used to you."

Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips and threw Zi Qiao back into the sand with a snap.

Xiaoxian stood up, and he felt very frightened when he looked at Meijia, who had a calm face. After all, the lethality of the Tathagata Palm was fast enough to catch up with Yifei's bullets.

"Mika~~~"

Xiaoxian smiled flatteringly and said, "You look so beautifully dressed today."

"Right."

Hearing this, Meijia smiled and circled in front of Zeng Xiaoxian: "This is the swimsuit I bought especially for the Maldives. Isn't it very slim?"

"I don't accept it!"

Before Xiaoxian could reply, Ziqiao had already covered his cheeks and struggled to stand up from the beach, making his own aggrieved protest.

Zi Qiao shouted: "Why am I going to be beaten after just one glance? Teacher Zeng is actually invited to appreciate it by you!"

Meijia's eyes narrowed when she heard this, and she snorted disdainfully: "Teacher Zeng is wretched, but he is an upright old virgin who has been tested by Laura for eight years, and he won't stare at her like you. Look at other people’s chests.”

The smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face faltered, and he covered his chest in frustration and stepped back.

Dirty, Laura, spinster...

Why was it that Meijia was obviously praising herself when she said this? Why did she feel so aggrieved after hearing this?

Zi Qiao was still dissatisfied: "But isn't your swimsuit just for people to look at? The most I can do is just appreciate it!"

"Master Lu, please wipe the saliva from the corner of your mouth first before talking."

Meijia brought up old scores with a hidden smile: "What did someone say about me on the wedding day, Chen Bianbian, right?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said with some lack of confidence: "Then... then who would have thought that you can develop a second time at your age."

As he spoke, he quietly glanced at Mika's chest again.

"Still watching?"

Meijia pretended to slap her, which frightened Ziqiao so much that she sat down on the beach and backed away with her limbs side by side.

"That's right." Meijia raised her head and snorted, smiling contemptuously, "If I hit you now, it will be a waste of my Tathagata Palm."

Even though Meijia was so cruel when she hit Ziqiao with the Tathagata Palm just now, but if you think about it in detail, she was not that angry with Ziqiao.

It can even be said that Meijia actually felt a little secretly happy when she saw Zi Qiao's piggy look.

After all, she had secretly grown her breasts for more than a year using Xiao Hei's secret recipe. Wasn't it just to be a blockbuster and shock everyone with her absolute strength?

If this bastard Zi Qiao didn't even react at all, even if he had the Tathagata Palm, he would be too embarrassed to slap him. Then when would he be able to let out the evil anger he had been holding in his heart?

Thinking of this, Meijia suddenly felt refreshed. She stretched out comfortably in the bright morning light, showing off her now curvy and good figure.

Now let alone Zi Qiao, even Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes began to straighten.

However, his eyes were straight and straight, and Meijia's evaluation of him as an upright old virgin was still very appropriate.

Xiaoxian only glanced at it for a few times, then quickly looked up at the sky, and pretended to sigh: "Ah, the blue sky is like washing, and the white clouds are lingering. This makes me so excited about poetry."

"Yeah?"

Yifei's teasing voice reached Xiaoxian's ears: "Come on, let's all admire the literary talent of Zeng Da."

"Humph, then just listen."

Xiaoxian shook his head and turned around, reciting a crooked poem he made up: "Where the blue sea and blue sky meet, white..."

"White, white, white..."

His whole head was completely shut down by Yifei wearing a white swimsuit in front of him.

Even though Yifei secretly hides a lot of stuff at the bottom of her suitcase, including sexy pajamas, leather jackets, leather pants, and a small whip, she is actually a conservative who won't let anyone touch her ankles.

What Yifei was wearing today was a white one-piece swimsuit of moderate length. Apart from the good-looking style and relatively revealing figure, it revealed nothing else, but it just made Zeng Xiaoxian unable to take his eyes away.

Obviously there were Yu Mo, Wan Yu and Curry Sauce standing next to her, who were also wearing swimsuits, but Xiao Xian could only pretend to be Yifei in her eyes.

Yu Mo, Wan Yu and Curry Sauce looked at each other tacitly. They smiled at each other and silently moved away from Yifei.

Yifei didn’t know whether Zeng Xiaoxian’s dumbfounded look was due to his slow reaction or he didn’t think about it at all. She just thought that Zeng Xiaoxian’s literary talent was not good enough and his brain was overloaded and crashed.

So Yifei crossed her arms and said proudly: “Oh, it seems that our great poet Zeng is stuck.”

She couldn’t help but laugh and tease: “Look at you, a student of philosophy and history, what are you talking about poetry and songs.”

Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, forced himself to look away, turned his head and stammered: “I, I, I am happy anyway, you can’t control it.”

It’s not that he didn’t want to look at it a few more times, but if he continued to look at it, his saliva would probably flow from the corner of his mouth.

You know, the human-shaped trace left by Ziqiao when Meijia slapped him on the beach was not far away from him, which looked so conspicuous and glaring.

I don't want to be blown to the beach by Yifei's bullet, and then I and Ziqiao, the two brothers in distress, can hold hands and witness the tragic fact that they are oppressed by women.

"Hey!"

Yifei saw that Zeng Xiaoxian was so bold that he didn't even look at her when he spoke, and she was instantly furious: "Look at your big face, as if I am willing to control you."

"Yes, I didn't want you to control me." Xiaoxian retorted subconsciously.

Seeing this, Yumo couldn't help but hold his forehead and smile bitterly. Why did they have to end up like this when they had a good start?

Teacher Zeng, you are so good at pleasing Lisa, you will die if you just praise Yifei for wearing beautiful clothes today!

Yumo was thinking about how to help smooth things over, and Meijia had already come up with a smile.

"Yifei, Wanyu, Yumo, do you think the swimsuit I picked is good-looking?"

Meijia, who was showing off her swimsuit on the surface but actually showing off her figure, turned around proudly towards the girls.

It's true that after Meijia's disruption, Yifei really didn't care about fighting with Zeng Xiaoxian.

Seeing Meijia turn from an apple into a pineapple in just over a year, Yifei, who was not broad-minded, suddenly felt her teeth itching.

You know, I asked Xiaohei to find the breast enhancement secret recipe, but I didn't expect that the secret recipe didn't work on me, and it was actually given to Meijia for nothing.

[Damn it! ! ! ]

"Looks good, Meijia, you have a great figure."

"Really good, Meijia, your figure is amazing."

...

Yumo, Wanyu and Curry Sauce all knew whether Meijia wanted to hear people praise her swimsuit or her figure, so they flattered and almost coaxed Meijia into a silly roe deer who could only laugh foolishly.

Ziqiao crossed his arms and looked carefully at the five girls in swimsuits in front of him.

Yifei and Meijia naturally need no further explanation, while Yumo was wearing a rose-red one-piece swimsuit with a red and white gauze jacket on the outside to cover the exposed waist behind her.

As for Wanyu and Curry Sauce...their swimsuits are also very beautiful, but they look more like children's clothes.

Especially Wanyu, she gained more than ten pounds when she came to Love Apartment, but none of them grew on her breasts!

However, Ziqiao also knew that compared with Meijia, who still needed to rely on body shape changes to give herself confidence, Wanyu's spiritual realm was obviously a little higher, otherwise she would not have been uninterested in Xiaohei's breast enhancement secret recipe from the beginning.

Of course, compared with Wanyu's extraordinary spiritual realm, Ziqiao, a layman, still appreciates Meijia's positive progress.

It's good to turn apples into pineapples.

Ziqiao asked: "Ladies, you are all dressed so beautifully today and gathered together. Are you planning to go to the sea together?"

The girls were stunned when they heard this, and Yifei's eyebrows stood up: "Lu Ziqiao, can you speak? If you can't speak, sew this mouth for me!"

"Ah?"

Ziqiao was stunned, and soon he reacted to Yifei's meaning.

Ziqiao immediately raised his hands and shouted that he was innocent: "No, I meant to go swimming in the sea. Don't accuse a good person!"

"Good person?"

Yumo glanced at Ziqiao's swollen cheeks. She didn't even need to ask who did this.

"Since you are a good person, why did Meijia slap you again for no reason?"

"This, this is her revenge!"

"Tsk."

Meijia's face was full of contempt.

Finally, Wanyu explained to Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao: "In fact, the six of us girls had agreed to take a swimsuit photo together before coming to the Maldives, so of course we had to dress up nicely."

"Six girls?"

Ziqiao counted the number of people and asked: "Where is my aunt?"

Yifei pointed in the direction of the water house: "Youyou is still changing into a swimsuit, she will probably be here soon."

Ziqiao turned his head and suddenly his eyes lit up, holding back his laughter and shouting: "Look, is that my aunt?"

Everyone turned around, and when they saw Youyou's clothes clearly, they all laughed so hard that they fell on the beach.

Here it comes

It seems that the photo from yesterday was changed by the review again. Can the review now directly change the manuscript?

Gezi felt that he was not doing pornography, and he really didn't let the car go at all.