Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Teacher Zeng, we have been practicing for almost a whole morning. Can you do it?"

3602, Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in a straight suit, sat awkwardly at the original dining table, with several specialized cameras placed within his line of sight.

Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose feet were shaking as if he had stepped on a sewing machine. He was not afraid that he would not be able to complete the audition, but that he was so nervous that his kidneys would break.

After all, he is recognized as a Hollow.

Guangu thought for a while, then said to Zeng Xiaoxian in a coaxing tone: "Teacher Zeng, relax, your professional ability is absolutely fine, it's just that your reaction is a little slow.

"Don't be so nervous. Trust yourself. As long as you perform normally and keep up with the changing rhythm of the lens indicator, there will be no problem."

In fact, what Guan Gu said was more than just comfort. Zeng Xiaoxian's professional ability was absolutely no problem. The professional books filled with notes on the bookshelf in his bedroom were the best proof that he was constantly improving his professional level.

Before the cameras were moved over at the beginning, Guangu and Curry Sauce also tried to let Xiaoxian conduct an unscripted hosting session.

It can only be said that the hosting effect completely exceeded the two people's understanding of Zeng Xiaoxian.

He has a good image, clear articulation, concise expressions, soft and firm eyes, and a very contagious smile. He has even vaguely formed his own unique hosting style.

Is this guy Zeng Xiaoxian?

Is this guy really Zeng Xiaoxian?

Although Sekiya and Curry Sauce are not professionals in this field, they only judge from the perspective of the audience. They feel that Teacher Zeng's current performance is not much worse than those well-known hosts on TV.

It's just that all the admiration and disbelief only stop at Zeng Xiaoxian's off-camera and unscripted performance.

The moment the curry sauce was brought to the camera, the professional and contagious smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately changed. The smile was weird and stiff, as if he had forcibly pulled a bright smile on the face of the frozen deceased. Smile.

It is unimaginable that the uncanny valley effect has been exerted on a living person.

When it came time to host the real mock audition, Zeng Xiaoxian was even more confused and restless.

Not being able to keep up with the switching of the camera indicator lights was only a minor problem. What was even worse was that the originally fluent off-script host also became slurred, forgot his lines, and even almost bit his own tongue.

Sekiya and Curry felt vaguely relieved deep in their hearts while feeling the pain in their eyes.

This guy is indeed Zeng Xiaoxian.

This should be Teacher Zeng’s normal level.

There may be no reason for temporary success or failure, just simple luck. However, after a long period of failure and remaining at the bottom of the radio ratings list, there must be something wrong with Zeng Xiaoxian himself.

As mentioned before, Zeng Xiaoxian's ability to adapt to emergencies is almost zero, and his slow reaction is one of the reasons for his extremely poor adaptability.

And like now, he cares too much about his own image, which leads to excessive nervousness, and because of the nervousness, he makes a fool of himself, so he cares more about his own image.

Highlight a vicious cycle.

"That's right, Teacher Zeng, please don't be nervous. Do you want to take a drink of water to calm your mood?"

Curry Sauce didn’t know where he got a set of workplace ol’ clothes from today. She is already tall and has pretty good curves. If you don't look at her silly face, she really looks like a female elite in the workplace.

"Thanks, but I've drank a lot of water today...and can you please take off this damn mask for me?"

"Isn't this about simulating a real audition? Since it has to be simulated, it must be simulated more realistically." Curry Sauce took off the paper mask on his face. On the paper mask was printed the words Curry Sauce printed from the official website of the TV station. Lisa's face.

"But if you wear Lisa's mask, it will only make me feel that she is stupid. I'm afraid that when it comes to the audition later, I will touch her head like I touched yours. Then I will die." ”

"It's okay. I'm much taller than your female boss. If you find that your hand is not raised above your nose when you touch your head, just go up and touch your nose."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "Haha, what a good idea..."

"Okay, Teacher Zeng, let's take another short break for 5 minutes and try again after 5 minutes."

While debugging the equipment, Sekiya said solemnly: "As I said before, don't be nervous, don't think that the cameras in front of you are cameras, just think that they are just microphones that glow red.

“As a grown man, we must remain calm and don’t be nervous or afraid no matter what happens.

"There is an old saying in China, which is to make your father-in-law smile happily before he dies..."

"Wait a minute?" Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted Guan Gu's speech and asked tentatively, "Do you want to say that Mount Tai collapsed in front of you without changing your expression?"

"Isn't Taishan the father-in-law?"

Curry Sauce explained to Guangu: "My father-in-law is Mount Tai, but Mount Tai is not necessarily my father-in-law."

"Whoosh." Guangu nodded as if he understood, but did he really understand?

No one knows.

Just when Guangu and Curry wanted to do some ideological work on Zeng Xiaoxian and ask him not to be too nervous, the door of 3602 was suddenly opened.

Two people wrapped more tightly than rice dumplings broke into 3602 and locked the door directly.

"what's the situation?"

The three people in 3602 were simply shocked. The robbers were so arrogant now. They just broke in in broad daylight.

This doesn’t take the three of them seriously!

Curry Sauce directly picked up the chair and prepared to attack, while Sekiya was already considering whether to run back to his room to get the samurai sword.

As for Zeng Xiaoxian... everyone said that his ability to respond to emergencies is almost zero. Until now, his mind is confused and he still hasn't figured out what happened.

"Don't be nervous, it's us."

The smaller zongzi made a beautiful sound.

The bigger zongzi began to sneeze one after another: "Hache, hache! Oh my God, what did I do wrong!"

"I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda. What do you think you did wrong?"

If Ziqiao wasn't still sick, Meijia would have really wanted to kick him away.

"Lu Ziqiao, Lu Xiaobu, Mr. Lu, Master Lu!

"Instead of thinking about what you have done wrong, it is better to think carefully about what you have done right in this life. This is much easier than thinking about the wrong things."

Only then did Zeng Xiaoxian finally react: "Meijia? Zi Qiao? How could you two end up like this?"

"It's a long story, but let's keep it short." Meijia panted heavily and kept saying nothing.

"We are being hunted by Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriend and ex-boyfriend!"

"What?"

The three of them shouted in shock.

"Ex-girlfriend and ex-boyfriend...?" Curry Sauce was almost dumbfounded.

You can't tell that Brother Zi Qiao is not only a carnivore, but also an omnivore.

It's a bit outrageous to accept both men and women.

"Please, Miss, I asked you to keep your story short, and I didn't ask you to talk nonsense with your eyes open. What do you mean by my ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends?

"It's obviously my ex-girlfriend and her ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriends!"

"I don't care whose ex-boyfriends they are!"

Meijia didn't have time to argue with Lu Ziqiao on such trivial matters. She continued to explain to the three people present: "It's like this, didn't the post last night already make the front page of the iPartment website?

“It was also forwarded to Baidu Tieba and became a headline recommendation.

"In short, the result is: the fact that Zi Qiao is a scumbag has been completely spread.

"Good guy, that post was forwarded faster than the virus. Some of Ziqiao's ex-girlfriends also saw the post one by one and learned the facts.

"Some of these ex-girlfriends are open-minded and think that the past is over, and now they just want to get an answer from Zi Qiao so that they can let go and end it completely.

“Some radicals found out that they were cheated on by Qiao, and they were so angry that they came and tore the scumbag apart.

"And I have always been obsessed with Zi Qiao. As soon as I got the news about Zi Qiao, I quickly kicked out my current boyfriend who came to find Zi Qiao to get back together... um..."

Meijia didn't know how to describe this group of girls.

"Please help me think about it, what should this faction be called?"

"How about calling it apple pie," Curry suggested.

"Why is Apple Pie such a cute name?" Meijia asked curiously.

"Because Apple is an apple."

Meijia laughed so hard that she almost couldn't breathe: "Okay, let's call them apple pie."

Everyone's faces turned red with laughter.

Zi Qiao's face turned black with odor.

After Meijia finished laughing, she continued to explain without looking at the unhappy Lu Ziqiao: "Because of the emergence of apple pie, a group of dumped ex-boyfriends were born. They formed pineapple pie and also wanted to find Ziqiao. Settle accounts.”

Guangu asked Curry in a low voice: "Why do you call them pineapple pie?"

"Because the top of the pineapple's head is green."

Meijia continued: "In short, the open-minded faction wants to get an answer, the radical faction and the pineapple faction want to settle accounts with Zi Qiao, and the apple faction wants to get back together with Zi Qiao.

"These four major factions are spread out in every corner of the love apartment waiting for Lu Ziqiao to appear."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two people who were fully equipped with coats, masks, sunglasses, and hoods. It could be said that even mosquitoes could not find a place to stay.

He suddenly became confused: "But you are all wrapped up so tightly, how did they find Zi Qiao?"

Meijia sneered and said, "You have to ask Lu Ziqiao."

The three of them all turned to look at Lu Ziqiao, and Lu Ziqiao could only say hesitantly: "Meijia and I went to the clinic to see the doctor. The doctor said I had a bad cold and needed an injection.

"I'll give it a shot if I want. Anyway, it's just a shot in the butt.

"As soon as I took off my pants, the nurse Xiaoxue who was responsible for giving me the injection shouted: It's you, Lu Xiaobu!

"As soon as she shouted, someone outside heard it, and then...then the word spread, and everyone rushed over.

"We were surrounded by the four major factions."

Guan Gu looked curious, and his eyes kept glancing at Zi Qiao's lower body: "Zi Qiao, I'm curious. How did Xiaoxue recognize you just by taking off your pants?

Zi Qiao exclaimed: "I don't know how she recognized me, I don't even know who she is!"

Ziqiao may have really forgotten who Xiaoxue is, but obviously Meijia still remembers it clearly.

She smiled and made a phone call gesture with her hand: "Xiaoxue, I am Lu Xiaobu, do you still remember me?

"We met in the bar, and yes, I'm the one with the Garfield on my butt."

At this time, Meijia didn't care that Ziqiao was still sick. She kicked Lu Ziqiao on the butt and kicked him directly to the sofa.

"Now do you know why people recognize you when you take off your pants? You have such a goldfish head that you forget about it after you flirt!"

"Butt, Garfield?"

Zi Qiao asked, "I was exposed because of my butt?"

The remaining three people present looked at each other in confusion, and finally shouted in unison: "This is fucking okay!!!"

It’s coming, it’s coming, brothers, I beg you to order first.

Thank you thank you.