Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zi Qiao took back his phone with a pained face. He craned his neck and looked around, but there was no sign of Xiaoxian and Lisa in suits.

If I had known that Teacher Xian's date tonight would be Lisa, I would never have come to eat like this.

This is Lisa! It's Lisa!

Although Zi Qiao has countless ex-girlfriends, and the number of one-night stands is daunting, Lisa is also one of the most special ones among his many ex-girlfriends.

On the one hand, it's because she is Teacher Zeng's direct leader, and her brothers are working under her.

On the other hand, after the blind date incident between his senior brother and Lisa, Zi Qiao saw with his own eyes the passionate look of drunk Lisa. It would be impossible for him to say that his heart was not touched.

And the result of this touch was... Zi Qiao made up his mind to walk around Lisa from now on.

There is no way, he is a rotten person, and there are only eight hundred girls who have let him down sincerely.

But he only has one heart, and this heart is still wandering. It is selfish and only belongs to him. How can he use it to make up for others.

Besides, even if Zi Qiao was willing to make up for it, he still couldn't make up for it when faced with so many good girls he had let down.

You can't give these girls a hatchet and let them divide themselves, right?

Ziqiao trembled instinctively when he thought of this.

He seemed to be able to imagine those girls who wanted to die gathering together and discussing how to share their scenes.

[Yao Yao, you have committed a crime and made meritorious service, and I will give you a pair of eyes. 】

[Qianqian, if you want to do justice for heaven, take away your ears. 】

[Nini, get back on your feet and put your nose back together. 】

[Lisa, you endure the humiliation and take the lead with your tongue. 】

[Meijia, it is most difficult for you to kill your relatives for justice. His body is left to you. 】

"hiss……"

Zi Qiao couldn't help but shudder, feeling pain everywhere on his body.

Considering the number of ex-girlfriends he dated, why did he feel that his final end was even more pitiful than Brother Cheng's?

Such horrific fantasies made Zi Qiao more determined not to meet Lisa.

Then he looked at Yifei, who was chatting and laughing with Shen Linfeng. His newly firmed determination was shaken the moment he saw Yifei.

[Who is more terrifying, Lisa or Yifei? 】

[Shouldn’t this be a question that Teacher Zeng needs to think about! 】

【What does it have to do with me? 】

The unlucky Zi Qiao felt his teeth itching at the thought of this, but faced with Teacher Xian's manipulations of carrot and stick, he had no possibility of refusing.

At this time, Yifei was chatting enthusiastically with Mr. Shen. After Yifei came on stage, the progress of the two of them could be said to have improved by leaps and bounds. They even began to discuss going skiing together during the Chinese New Year.

Going skiing alone?

Zi Qiao coughed lightly and repeated his trick: "Skiing, I also like skiing, how about..."

"Either or nothing!"

Before Shen Linfeng could say anything else this time, Yifei had already rolled her eyes at Zi Qiao with disgust: "We are chatting, what are you doing?"

Shen Linfeng looked at Yifei in surprise. He obviously didn't expect that Yifei would confront Ziqiao this time. After all, she had been silent the previous few times.

Ziqiao scratched his head in embarrassment when he heard this. He knew that Yifei and Yumo were different, but he still said bravely: "Actually, I have liked skiing since I was a child, but no one has taught me..."

"If you like skiing, just find an instructor to teach you!"

Yifei continued to yell at Zi Qiao without thinking. Seeing that Zi Qiao actually wanted to reply, her eyebrows suddenly stood up, as if a lion was roaring in her eyes.

Although Yifei didn't know what kind of madness Zi Qiao had gone so far as to dare to interfere with her good marriage, now she would send anyone who dared to interfere with her good life to see God!

"Um?"

"Hehe, hehe..."

Zi Qiao laughed repeatedly. He swallowed in fear, shrinking his neck and not daring to make a sound.

[Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, it’s not that I don’t want to help you, the enemy is really too scary! 】

When Yifei saw that Ziqiao had stopped, she snorted and turned to look at Shen Linfeng.

"Linfeng, please leave him alone, Ziqiao likes as many activities as the girls he likes.

"Let's continue, continue..."

Shen Linfeng smiled in agreement, but his eyes looked in the direction of the women's toilet from time to time.

He really couldn't understand why Yifei became so enthusiastic after just going to the toilet.

Could it be that... there is something magical about the women's toilet in this restaurant?

If Shen Linfeng wasn't a man, he would really want to see what happened.

"What's going on?"

Nan Feng poked Zi Qiao on the side and asked in a low voice: "Are you a little too loyal today, and you still want to help Teacher Zeng after helping me?

"Ziqiao, do you know that your righteousness tonight scares me a bit."

Zi Qiao had an embarrassed face and silently handed his cell phone to Nan Feng.

Nanfeng looked at the conversation between Xiaoxian and Ziqiao in the suit, and then understood what happened.

He frowned slightly and listened carefully to what Teacher Xian was doing now.

At this time, Xiaoxian in a suit put down his cell phone and accelerated his chat with Lisa after making his own requests to Zi Qiao, Curry Sauce and Yu Mo.

It can be seen that he wanted Ziqiao and the others to help delay time, so that he could finish Lisa's affairs as quickly as possible, and then find a way to solve Yifei and Shen Linfeng's affairs.

In theory, there is nothing wrong with Xiaoxian's idea, but unfortunately he misjudged one thing, that is, the speed at which Yifei and Shen Linfeng's favorability increased was too terrifying.

Nanfeng looked at Yifei and Shen Linfeng chatting enthusiastically, and for a moment he was tempted to ship them as a couple.

You know, because of Yumo's perfunctory and Ziqiao's disruption just now, Mr. Shen's favorability towards Yifei can be said to be negative.

As a result, in just a few minutes, the two of them seemed to be about to fill up their favorability.

Nanfeng doubted that if there was no dinner, even if they met in the elevator, they could become a couple after getting out of the elevator.

If they really waited for Teacher Xian to finish his own affairs before coming here, Nanfeng would probably have lost the opportunity.

Ziqiao covered his mouth and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean, will you help?"

"If you want to help, hurry up, otherwise it will be too late to say anything later. "

Nanfeng groaned, caught in a dilemma.

Just when he hadn't decided whether to help or not, Ziqiao saw that the two had already started discussing accommodation for skiing during the New Year.

He gritted his teeth, slammed the table, and stood up.

"Hu Yifei!"

Yifei looked at Ziqiao in shock, who was yelling at her for no reason. She didn't even have time to get angry at first, but stared at Ziqiao with blank eyes, not knowing what he wanted to do.

Ziqiao took a deep breath and said with a trembling voice: "In fact, I have always wanted to tell you, I, I, I..."

Yifei saw that he hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a word, so she asked impatiently: "What do you want to do?"

"I... I want to go to the bathroom. ”

After seeing Yifei’s murderous eyes, Ziqiao, who was in the wrong, surrendered before he could even hold on for three seconds.

[No, I can’t do it anymore.]

[Whether it’s Lisa or Yifei, they are both terrible in their own ways.]

[Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, I tried my best.]

[I am a decent person this time. Even if I fail, you can’t forget my contribution!]

After hearing Ziqiao’s [Request to Use the Toilet], everyone present showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

No, you are slamming the table and yelling, and you turned it up so high.

In the end, you just want to go to the toilet!

You are so lame!

Lele and Shen Linfeng, who misunderstood that Ziqiao liked Yifei, thought that Ziqiao was going to muster up the courage to confess. But when the time came, he still shit his pants.

They finally understood why Ziqiao was so close to the beauty but couldn't get her back.

Yifei covered her face with her hands when she heard what Ziqiao said, and she was embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to hide in.

As Ziqiao's friend, she felt ashamed when she heard it!

What on earth were Nanfeng and Yumo thinking that they would agree to let Ziqiao have dinner with them?

She knew that Ziqiao would definitely get in the way!

Ziqiao smiled awkwardly when he saw this, and he immediately planned to run away and take Meijia back to the apartment when he saw that the situation was not good.

He didn't dare to meet Lisa, and he didn't dare to mess up Yifei's good things.

Since he couldn't afford to offend both of them, he might as well run away now.

[Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, I'm sorry! ]

[I can't sacrifice myself for the sake of brotherhood. ]

So he immediately pulled Meijia up and said, "Meijia, I want to go to the bathroom, you accompany me."

"Wait a minute!"

Zhao Lele was shocked when he heard this: "You let Meijia accompany you to the men's bathroom? "

"Uh..."

Zi Qiao was silent for a while, then hugged Mei Jia into his arms: "Mei Jia is blind, I don't worry about her being too far away from me."

Zhao Lele saw that Zi Qiao hugged Mei Jia more than hugging his wife, she looked at Zi Qiao as if she was looking at a pervert: "But Zi Qiao, no matter how worried you are about Mei Jia, you can't take her to the men's bathroom."

Shen Linfeng also frowned and said: "Zi Qiao, you should go to the bathroom by yourself and leave Mei Jia here.

"Don't worry, we will help you take care of Mei Jia."

"No!"

Zi Qiao refused without thinking, how could he leave Mei Jia now.

"We have never been separated since we were young. If Mei Jia is too far away from me, she will definitely not be able to bear it!"

"Ah?"

Mei Jia, who had not yet reacted to what happened, stared at Zi Qiao with a cold face.

[I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! ]

[Such disgusting words, how can you have the nerve to say it? ! ! 】

Mei Jia wanted to spit at Zi Qiao in front of everyone, but when she saw Zi Qiao desperately winking at her, and thought that they really couldn't be separated now, she had to give it up.

So she pressed tenderly against Zi Qiao's strong chest muscles, then turned her head and stared at Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng with empty eyes.

"Zi Qiao is right... I can't leave him."

[I want to die, I want to die, I want to die so much! ]

[How can I have the nerve to say such disgusting words? ! ! ]

Mei Jia smiled, and in her heart she wanted to be destroyed by humanity.

And Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng watched the brother and sister snuggling together, how sweet they looked.

The two were stunned, as if struck by lightning, and the weird thoughts that they had suppressed in their hearts before quietly emerged again.

[This, this, this, how on earth do these two look like brother and sister? ]

As for Nanfeng and Yifei... they covered their faces at this time, and did not dare to look at Ziqiao and Meijia in front of them.

It is no exaggeration to say that Ziqiao and Meijia's current performance is sweeter and more sticky than when they pretended to be lovers and moved into the apartment!

Obviously, our Lord Lu Bu and Little Diaochan can only play lovers, not brother and sister at all.

Nanfeng now understands why Ziqiao couldn't pick up any girls yesterday.

With such a sister, it is hard not to let beautiful women think that she is actually a part of Ziqiao and Meijia's play.

Although Nanfeng and Yifei were very upset, considering that they really couldn't leave each other, they could only wave their hands and let the two go as far as possible.

Seeing this, Ziqiao and Meijia hurriedly held hands and jogged away.

Meijia whispered: "Ziqiao, you went the wrong way, the toilet is over there."

Ziqiao lowered his voice and explained: "I'm not going to the toilet, I'm running away!"

"Run away? Why?"

"The specific reasons are very complicated, let's go back and talk about it."

Meijia suddenly braked the car after hearing this. She blinked, clamped her legs together and said embarrassedly: "You don't want to go to the toilet, but I really want to go to the toilet."

"Shit!"

Ziqiao collapsed and cursed in a low voice.

...

At this time, Zhao Lele saw Ziqiao and Meijia disappear around the corner.

She looked at Yifei and Nanfeng carefully, and finally asked the question she had always wanted to ask nervously.

"Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, brother and sister...are they too [close]?"

Le Le was afraid that Yi Fei and Nan Feng would not understand, so he emphasized the pronunciation of the word "close" and made a comma with his hand gesture.

Shen Linfeng also looked at the two with curiosity, his eyes full of curiosity.

People are always curious about things they don't know.

Yi Fei and Nan Feng looked at each other and sighed together.

Based on Zi Qiao and Mei Jia's performance just now, they couldn't say that the two had a normal brother-sister relationship.

Nan Feng and Yi Fei waved their hands repeatedly, closed their eyes, and looked like they couldn't bear to look directly.

"It's unfortunate for the family, it's unfortunate for the family."

"Hiss..."

Zhao Le Le and Shen Lin Feng shuddered with disgust.

Shen Lin Feng asked: "Then you two..."

I don't know if he was suspicious, but before Yi Fei went to the toilet, he also felt that the relationship between the two siblings was not normal.

Especially when Lele and Nanfeng were chatting heatedly just now, the look Yifei gave Nanfeng... Shen Linfeng didn't know how to describe it.

"We?"

Nanfeng and Yifei looked at each other, and the same picture appeared in their minds.

If Yifei and Yumo can't be exchanged in this life...

"Ah..."

The two shook their goose bumps in disgust.

Shen Linfeng was completely relieved when he saw this.

[Right, this is what normal siblings should be like! ]

...

On the other side, Lisa and Xiaoxian in suits also ended their dinner and chat tonight.

"Let's talk about this tonight. I will help you with what you said."

Lisa stood up with her bag, and she looked at Xiaoxian in suits with praise: "To be honest, you really impressed me tonight.

"If you can keep your current ability and state, I think I will beg for food under your hands in no more than five years. ”

She rarely joked with Xiaoxian: "I hope Director Zeng will remember our friendship and not let me, an outdated old leader, lose my job in middle age."

"Lisa, you are joking. A leader is always a leader to me.

"Without your care, there would be no Xiaoxian today and tomorrow. I remember all of this."

Xiaoxian in a suit chuckled. He wanted to be a director, but he might not even have five days, let alone five years.

Lisa nodded, then waved her hand very casually, indicating that Xiaoxian in a suit could leave.

"Okay, don't see me off."

"Seeing that you suddenly looked absent-minded, there must be something urgent to deal with.

"Go ahead and do whatever you want to do. Don't worry about me. I'll go to the bathroom and then go back."

Xiaoxian in a suit tensed up when he heard Lisa's words. He shouted: "No!"

Lisa was stunned when she heard the words. She looked at Xiaoxian in surprise: "What's wrong?"

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled embarrassedly.

If Lisa wants to go to the women's restroom, she will have to pass by where Nanfeng and the others are, and she will definitely meet Ziqiao at that time.

Although he is free now and does not need Ziqiao's help. But since Ziqiao is so loyal, he can't just watch him being caught by Lisa and finally causing a tragedy.

He thought about it, and then showed a flattering smile in Zeng Xiaoxian's style.

"What I mean is that things have priorities.

"Lisa, I invited you to dinner, how can I just leave my leader to do my own things.

"Even if the leader is sympathetic to me, then I will at least send you out of the restaurant. That's just right."

Lisa nodded, she was very satisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian's attitude.

But the problem is...

"What I want to do now is not to leave the restaurant, I want to go to the bathroom."

Xiaoxian in a suit blurted out: "Then I will accompany you to the toilet."

"ah?"

Lisa stared at Xiaoxian in the suit strangely, and she couldn't help but take a few steps back: "You are a grown man, and you want to accompany me to the women's restroom?!!"

Why does she feel that Zeng Xiaoxian has become good and outstanding now, but his whole person is becoming more and more abnormal.

"no."

Xiaoxian in a suit explained: "What I mean is that I will accompany you to the women's room, and then I will wait for you outside.

"Lisa, I will send you out after you have finished using the bathroom."

"Forehead……"

Lisa was speechless: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is it necessary for us to do such a thing like taking off our pants and farting?"

"Doesn't this show that I'm sincere?"

He paused and looked around. When he saw that the 26-year-old bald middle-aged boss was not there, he hurriedly lowered his voice and said.

"And to be honest, the restrooms in this restaurant are not very clean."

Lisa became even more confused now: "How can a place like the toilet be clean? Besides, if the toilet is not clean, it will be of no use to you.

"Do you want to help clean the toilet?"

"no."

Xiaoxian in a suit repeated his old trick and said: "I mean the Feng Shui in the women's restroom is not very clean, and it needs some yang energy from outside to suppress it."

Lisa was immediately stunned: "The women's bathroom... also needs to follow Feng Shui?"

Xiaoxian in a suit nodded: "Of course, Feng Shui must be respected everywhere."

Lisa was silent for a long time after hearing this, and then asked with a strange expression on her face.

"The feng shui in the women's restroom is not good, how did you tell?

"Have you been to the women's bathroom?"

Xiaoxian in a suit quickly shook his head into a wavy drum: "Of course not, I deduce it through the overall Feng Shui of the entire restaurant."

He pretended to be mysterious and sighed: "Feng Shui culture is profound and profound, Lisa, you don't understand."

Lisa hesitated for a while, but finally nodded and agreed: "Okay."

She confirmed that she didn't know anything about Feng Shui culture, but she would rather believe that this kind of thing exists than that it doesn't exist.

Anyway, just asking Zeng Xiaoxian to walk a few more steps with him is no big deal.

The two set off to the women's bathroom, and Lisa did not forget to remind Xiaoxian: "I don't know whether Feng Shui is useful or not, but Xiaoxian, you have to remember that this kind of thing is all feudal superstition.

"You are the host and a public figure. I don't care what you do in private, but you must not promote feudal superstition in public.

"And the group of people in Taiwan, no matter what your relationship with them is, don't tell them these things, so as not to give people any clues.

“It’s not just about your image, it’s about your future.”

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled and nodded, but he became more and more jealous of Zeng Xiaoxian in his heart.

[Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian, do you know how many people will never meet a fairy leader like Lisa in their lifetimes? 】

[With such a good leader, you can still be like this. 】

【You really deserve to die! ! ! 】

When the two of them passed by the table of Yumo and curry sauce, Yumo, who was sitting in a wheelchair, quickly waved to Xiaoxian in a suit and said hello.

She wanted to tell Teacher Xian that Ziqiao and Meijia had already gone to the women's restroom and asked them not to go there.

But Yu Mo obviously couldn't say this in front of Lisa, so he could only wink at Xiaoxian in a suit.

Xiaoxian in a suit thought that Yu Mo was so anxious because he wanted to tell him about Yifei, so he immediately raised his index finger to his mouth to signal them to be calm and calm. He had his own sense of discretion.

Curry Sauce saw that the smiling Xiaoxian in a suit refused to listen and escorted Lisa to the women's toilet all the way. She looked at Yu Mo anxiously: "Sister Yu Mo, what should we do?"

Yu Mo sighed: "What else can we do? Let's go and collect Zi Qiao's body."

At this moment, Xiaoxian in a suit kept talking to Lisa on the way to the women's restroom, distracting her attention, and blocking Lisa's sight the whole time, preventing her from seeing the direction of Nanfeng and the others.

However, it was precisely because he was staring at Lisa with all his concentration that he blocked Lisa's line of sight. As a result, he did not see that the place where Zi Qiao and Mei Jia were originally sitting was now empty and no one could be seen.

Nanfeng was winking desperately in the direction of Xiaoxian in a suit, as if he wanted to tell him that something terrible happened in the women's restroom, and to tell him not to take Lisa to the women's restroom.

It's a pity that Xiaoxian in a suit had his back to Nanfeng the whole time, so he didn't see Nanfeng's eyes, let alone hear his low voice.

As the two of them slowly approached the women's restroom in the corner of the restaurant, they vaguely heard the muffled breathing of a man and a woman.

When Xiaoxian in the suit passed the corner, the two of them opened their eyes in shock. They felt thunder rolling above their heads, which shocked them to death.

I saw Ziqiao and Meijia leaning against the wall of the women's toilet. Their hair was messy and their clothes were disheveled. Their hot breath could hit each other's faces.

At this time, Meijia's coat had fallen to the ground, and Ziqiao's big hands were resting on Meijia's waist, apparently trying to take off Meijia's sweater.

"Oh my god..."

Xiaoxian in a suit was stunned.

In this situation, he didn't know whether he should say "unbearable to look at", "indecent to society", or "add me", "let me do it".

As for Lisa, her pupils were trembling, and she was stunned.

After a moment, she covered her chest in shock and stepped back repeatedly. After several speechless moments, she made a sharp explosion that was loud enough to resound throughout the restaurant.

"Chen Meijia! Lu! Xiao! Bu!

"What are you doing? ! ! "

At this time, Yu Mo and Curry Sauce, who came in a wheelchair, also hurried over.

Looking at the situation in front of them, they couldn't help but widen their eyes.

"Oh my god. "

Curry Sauce rubbed her eyes, rubbed them again, and then rubbed them for the third time.

She really couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.

Yu Mo was only concerned with Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, and didn't realize that he had to control his wheelchair.

So the flying wheelchair carried Yu Mo and crashed straight into the wall at a snail's pace.

And Yu Mo just turned his head blankly and stared at "Chen Yingda and Kuang Tu" in front of him, without feeling that his knees were hitting the wall again and again.

"It's not...you...we..."

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia had a sad face, and they asked with the last hope: "If we say it's just a misunderstanding, will you believe it?"

"What do you think?"

Lisa was furious, she turned her head to look at Xiao Xian in a suit and asked coldly: "What's going on?"

Xiao Xian in a suit slapped his forehead painfully. At this point, he simply laughed and said: "I said the Feng Shui of the women's toilet is not clean, and it needs some Yang energy outside to suppress it.

"They...may have misunderstood the meaning of the word [press] and turned the fake pressure into real pressure."

Lisa couldn't help sneering when she heard this.

Nanfeng and his gang rushed to the women's restroom without mourning for Ziqiao for a moment.

Yifei was almost frightened to death when she saw this. She pinched her philtrum and stared at Ziqiao and Meijia in disbelief.

Even if you two are in love again, you won't be so crazy that you want to do that in a place like this, right? ! !

Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng felt their hair stand up and goose bumps fell all over the floor.

[They knew there was something wrong with this brother and sister! ]

[This is real orthopedics! ]

Nanfeng sighed and felt his trigeminal nerve hurt badly.

"This is really... a misfortune for the family."

Here it comes.

[Aftermath of a Dream] is over.

This chapter ends here, and the subsequent chapters are the ending and transition chapters.

Pigeon prefers this style of abrupt ending, but sitcoms can be frozen here and jump directly to the next episode, but novels cannot.

This chapter is a little long, and the state is not very good. Sure enough, this kind of writing method of converging multiple perspectives into a long line is still too strong for Pigeon.

If there are multiple perspectives, the psychological description will feel dragged out, and if it is not written, it will not fit the character logic. Sure enough, comedy still needs to be short, urgent, and fast.

After briefly explaining our human sandbag classmate Atai, it is the end of this chapter.

Valentine's Day in the first season, that is, the [Love at First Sight] chapter.

Pigeon quickly adjusted the state and strived to write a more exciting Valentine's Day.

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