Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"ah!"

"Yifei" and Curry Sauce were startled by the sudden sound. They jumped up until they turned around and saw Xiaoxian in a suit beside him who was grinning evilly. Then they patted their chests with lingering fear.

That is to say, "Yifei" is now Yu Mo's body. Otherwise, she would have shot and dodge A when encountering the situation.

"Yifei", who was sitting in a wheelchair and was frightened by Xiaoxian in a suit, stood up. At this time, she was maintaining an independent posture. She staggered for a while before stabilizing her body with her hands on the table.

"Zeng Xiaoxian? What are you doing here?"

The angry "Yifei" subconsciously rolled her eyes at Suit Xiaoxian with the same attitude towards Zeng Xiaoxian. When she realized that something was wrong, she was too embarrassed to apologize to Suit Xiaoxian again.

It would be great if reality could be like WeChat and you could withdraw your words and emoticons with one click.

"What am I doing here?"

Xiaoxian, a man in a suit, raised his eyebrows strangely. He looked at the restaurant and said with a rare lack of confidence: "Is it possible... that I came to the restaurant to eat?"

"Yifei" was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed dryly and said: "Well... it's not impossible."

Only then did she remember that she had heard Meijia say in the morning that Xiaoxian in a suit was going to invite a business-minded beauty to a date for dinner tonight.

"Oh~~~"

"Yifei" suddenly realized that she finally understood why Ziqiao and Meijia were here.

It turned out that the two of them wanted to eat this melon at first, but later on, they probably thought that Xiaoxian's melon in the suit was not big enough, so they changed their positions.

"Leave me alone, what were you looking at so sneakily just now?"

Xiaoxian in a suit looked curiously in the direction where "Yifei" and Curry Sauce were looking before, and then his brows suddenly stood up.

"Zi Qiao and Mei Jia? Why are they here?"

"Yifei" shrugged: "They should have come for you, but something unexpected happened and the target changed."

"It shouldn't be."

Xiaoxian in a suit frowned slightly and said in confusion: "I didn't tell them that I would eat here tonight, how did they know?"

Curry Sauce asked: "Is it possible that they were eavesdropping?"

Xiaoxian in a suit thought it was impossible: "When I called, I deliberately stayed far away from Li Qiao and Mei Jia. They are not Nanfeng, how could they hear so far away?"

"But Brother Ziqiao can lip read."

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian in a suit couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead. He was so careless that he actually forgot that Zi Qiao still had this ability.

But fortunately, Ziqiao and Meijia were now trapped by Nanfeng and the others, otherwise he couldn't imagine what trouble these three would cause when Lisa came.

"Speaking of which, what are Nanfeng and Yumo doing now? Who are the other two people?"

"It's a long story..."

"Yifei" sighed and briefly told the whole story to Xiaoxian in a suit.

The corners of Xiaoxian's mouth in a suit twitched when he heard this: "Should I say that this is indeed Yu Mo? She always likes to use the most normal thinking to make the most hilarious operations in the show."

"Yifei" looked at Zi Qiao on the other side who could only eat melons and cause trouble. She thought about it and drove the Feixing wheelchair to that side.

"No, letting Ziqiao and Meijia stay there is too much of a hindrance. I still have to find a way to get them over."

The man in the suit's face changed drastically when he heard this. He quickly grabbed Yifei and said, "Don't!"

"Why?"

"Because, because..."

He hesitated for a while, and then said honestly: "Because I have an appointment with Lisa for dinner tonight, do you think it would be a good idea to let her see Zi Qiao again?"

"Lisa?"

"Yifei" and Curry Sauce exclaimed in surprise.

They really didn't expect that the person Xiaoxian in Suit would have dinner with tonight would actually be Lisa. You know, Zeng Xiaoxian usually talked about Lisa like a mouse talking about a cat.

Unexpectedly, after changing his personality, he actually dared to take the initiative.

Curry Sauce's eyes widened and she asked in disbelief: "Teacher Xian, you don't...like Lisa, do you?"

[In my inner world, the curry sauce is spreading on my hands. 】

[He first looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei on the left, then turned to stare at Xiaoxian and Lisa in suits. 】

[One is a domineering female teacher, and the other is a strong and vicious female leader. 】

[It seems that no matter which teacher Zeng is, they all have a soft spot for strong women. 】

【So...】

[Curry Sauce clapped her hands excitedly and said: Let me just say that Teacher Zeng is a jerk! 】

When Xiaoxian in a suit heard Curry Sauce's question, the veins on his forehead jumped wildly: "Curry, is it possible that I invited the leader to dinner just to make progress?"

"Are you sure you want to make progress, not go further?"

"...I'm sure."

"That Yanyan..."

Xiaoxian in a suit sighed: "Yanyan is from the human resources department in our station. This guy Zeng Xiaoxian has been working in the station for so many years and he doesn't even know anyone in the human resources department. This makes it very difficult for me."

"Cut~~~"

"Yifei" and the curry sauce both cut together.

Although they would never accept it if Xiaoxian in a suit really liked Lisa, but he only thought about progress, and the two of them found it boring.

But then again, they thought that Xiaoxian in a suit was enjoying his hard-won real life by going out early and coming home late these days.

As a result, he is either busy making money now, or entertaining his bosses for dinner and desperately seeking advancement... Zeng Xiaoxian himself is not as motivated as his imaginary partner.

Is this the legendary innate ox-horse holy body, which will be rolled to death as long as it can't be rolled to death?

Xiao Xiancai in a suit ignored the two people's disdain, he just said solemnly: "Everyone knows what happened when Lisa met Zi Qiao the last two times. I believe you are tired of seeing the love-hate entanglement between them.

"So we must not let her and Zi Qiao meet again later, otherwise there will be big trouble tonight."

"Yifei" and Curry Sauce looked at each other and nodded heavily.

Nan Feng and "Yu Mo" had enough troubles, but if Zi Qiao and Lisa bumped into each other again, it would be even more troublesome.

"Yifei" asked casually: "So when will Lisa arrive?"

Xiaoxian in a suit looked at the time: "Lisa, she..."

"Zeng Xiaoxian."

The familiar call at the door of the restaurant made Xiaoxian in a suit tense up all over. Before he could react, his body had turned around completely automatically, and an extremely flattering and dog-legged smile appeared on his face.

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled and bowed slightly: "Lisa~~~"

This wretchedness was full of humility, and the oiliness was mixed with a flattering tone, which made "Yifei" and Curry Sauce instantly get goosebumps all over their bodies, but instead, their faces showed smiles of pain and happiness.

This wretched look, this dog-legged look, and this urge to kick him away.

This feels right!

It's like you clearly dislike the smell of stinky tofu, but if someone really replaces it with a plate of stinky tofu that doesn't stink, you don't think it smells like this.

As for Xiaoxian in Suit... After he subconsciously made such movements and calls, his whole body froze.

[What kind of fatal conditioned reflex is this? Zeng Xiaoxian, your body is too skilled! 】

"Um."

Lisa didn't react much to Sui Xiaoxian's flattering attitude, or she was used to Zeng Xiaoxian's shameless attitude.

She glanced at the "Yifei" and curry sauce on the side, and couldn't help but asked curiously: "Aren't these your beautiful roommates? Why are they here too?"

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled and explained: "The taste of this restaurant is good, and they come here to eat. But don't worry if Lisa removes it, the two of them will find another table to eat, and it will not affect us."

"oh."

Lisa nodded and began to look at the restaurant.

"The atmosphere of this restaurant doesn't seem to be... Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you doing?"

Seeing that Lisa's eyes were about to go in the direction of Zi Qiao, Xiaoxian in a suit felt nervous and hurriedly took a few steps forward to block her sight.

Faced with Lisa's inquiry, he just smiled flatteringly and said, "Leader, I'm helping you block the wind."

"Block the wind?"

Lisa looked back at the door behind her. The cold winter wind broke in from the door like a joy, mixed with the damp chill, and slapped her face mercilessly.

She looked at Zeng Xiaoxian quite speechlessly: "Are you sure you are helping me to block the wind, rather than using me to block the wind?"

"It's not important."

Xiaoxian in a suit laughed dryly. He pointed to a remote corner. Zi Qiao and the others should not be visible from there.

"Boss, let's go sit there and prepare our order."

"Go there?"

Lisa was confused when she heard this. She lowered her head and looked at her surroundings. In addition to "Yifei" and curry sauce, there were several empty tables nearby.

"Why don't we sit nearby instead of going there?"

Xiaoxian in a suit started brainstorming: "Because, because...because the feng shui here is not good!"

"Do you know how to read Feng Shui?"

"certainly!"

He racked his brains and began to make nonsense: "Lisa, look, the area we are in is not far from the gate, and the cold wind and rain are blowing inside. This will be very harmful to people with fire signs like Lisa." What a big hindrance.”

Lisa wondered: "Feng Shui also talks about fire signs? Isn't this something from Western astrology?"

Xiaoxian in the suit was much better at lying than Zeng Xiaoxian. He said without changing his face or heart: "Society is developing, times are progressing, and the integration of Chinese and Western things is the general trend."

Before Lisa could figure out what was wrong, Xiaoxian in a suit continued: "Lisa, look at the building facing us outside the glass. Does it look like a steel knife?"

Lisa turned around and looked at it: "It's really similar."

"Look, leader, what's written on the glass of this restaurant?"

"Yuanshi Restaurant."

"That's right!" Xiaoxian in a suit clapped his hands, "From our current perspective, does that building chop off the word 'fate' like a steel knife?"

Lisa frowned when she heard this: "It seems true."

Xiaoxian in a suit asked coaxingly: "So if you sit in this area, you will probably be beheaded..."

"Kill Zhengyuan? Kill peach blossom?"

"Wise leadership!"

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian gnawed on the sugar cane and sneered. 】

[That building is so tall and big, let alone cutting off the word "元", even if they cut down the entire restaurant, they would be fine. ]

[He looked at Xiaoxian in a suit and asked in confusion: Lisa, can you believe your lies? ]

[Why doesn't she believe it? ]

[Xiaoxian in a suit snatched the sugarcane from his hand and started chewing it: There are usually only two reasons why people are easily deceived, either the temptation given by the other party is too great, or the cost of being deceived is too small. ]

[I didn't cheat her of money or her feelings, I just wanted to trick her into moving to another place, how could she think I was cheating her? ]

[And as the saying goes, it's better to believe it than not to believe it. ]

[The smarter people are, the more they will be in awe of things they don't know. ]

[Xiaoxian in a suit patted Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't think about it, you can't learn it with your pig brain. 】

As an older single woman, Lisa was shocked by the fact that she had cut off her love life. She didn't even need Xiaoxian in the suit to say anything more. She had already consciously walked to the remote corner.

Xiaoxian in the suit walked with Lisa, standing between her and Ziqiao the whole time. He even had time to turn around and smile triumphantly at the dull-looking "Yifei" and Curry Sauce.

[Lisa, a piece of cake! ]

After the two sat down at the table, they called the waiter nearby to ask for the menu.

The plain-looking waitress bowed slightly and said, "Hello, sir, our boss said that all your consumption in the store tonight is free of charge.

"He just wants to ask you, is his singleness for so many years also related to the feng shui of this restaurant?

"If so, are you willing to help our restaurant change the feng shui?"

Xiaoxian in the suit was stunned when he heard this.

[Who else but Lisa can believe the nonsense he made up? 】

Then he followed the waiter's instructions and looked at the restaurant owner who looked to be in his forties, with a bald head, a belly bigger than a pregnant woman, and a greasy face.

To be honest, his singleness has nothing to do with the feng shui of the restaurant. It can only be said that it has nothing to do with it.

The corners of Xiaoxian's mouth twitched slightly: "That... this should not have much to do with feng shui.

"Your boss is in his forties. As long as you don't think about picking up an 18-year-old girl and lower your requirements a little, you will definitely find a partner."

"...Our boss is only 26 this year."

Xiaoxian and Lisa were struck by lightning when they heard this.

Here it comes