Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 560: Side Effects of Guan Gu and Curry (Happy National Day)
"Huh?"
Zi Qiao and Mei Jia were no longer sleepy. They stood up and moved closer to You You as if they were going to watch a good show. Even Yi Fei couldn't help but move over in her Feixing wheelchair.
You You had also woken up from her sleepiness. She quickly covered her mouth to prevent the two from laughing at her. However, how could this stop Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, two gossipy guys?
They teamed up to pry open You You's hand covering her mouth and laughed at the teeth marks on her lips.
"Wow, really, the bite is too deep."
Mei Jia was cheering happily, while turning her head to look at Guan Gu with a fierce look: "Guan Gu, you are too cruel!"
"That's right."
Zi Qiao hit Guan Gu with a bad face: "This is my aunt, you are chewing it like a pig's trotter?"
"Yi Fei" looked at Youyou carefully, and said as if watching a joke: "Look at this wound, it doesn't look like it was just bitten this morning. I think the two of them must have been alone in the middle of the night, in the same room, and they were eager and impatient.
"And then..."
"No!"
Not only was Youyou nervous and talking nonsense, but even Guan Gu was anxiously waving his hands: "You misunderstood..."
"Misunderstanding? What is a misunderstanding?"
Nan Feng crossed his arms and laughed and teased: "Are you trying to say that this was not bitten by you?"
"Uh... this was indeed bitten by me. "
Guan Gu paused awkwardly after hearing this, while Youyou punched him hard in shame and annoyance, then shrank behind Guan Gu, too embarrassed to see anyone.
"Hehehe..."
The four of them laughed knowingly at the same time.
Seeing that the looks of the four guys were getting more and more perverted, Guan Gu knew that if he didn't explain this matter clearly, he and Youyou would be teased by everyone in the apartment for the rest of their lives.
He hurriedly explained again: "It's not what you think, I, I didn't mean it!"
"Nonsense."
"Yi Fei" teased: "Guan Gu, if you did this on purpose, it would be terrible."
Mei Jia also patted Guan Gu's shoulder with an understanding attitude: "We understand~~~, you two can't stand the loneliness in the middle of the night, you are burning with desire, and it's normal for you to lose control of your feelings all of a sudden."
"No! "
Guangu wanted to cry but had no tears. He explained anxiously: "I mean, I didn't mean to bite Youyou on purpose. I just couldn't control myself!"
"Oh my God."
"Yifei" covered her mouth in a pretentious manner and said in a sweet voice: "Guangu, do you mean you can't control your behavior?"
Guangu thought someone finally understood him when he heard "Yifei". He nodded excitedly, but he didn't expect Yifei's next sentence to petrify Guangu on the spot.
"Guangu, Guangu, I didn't expect the desire hidden in your heart to be so perverted. I despise you, despise you!"
"Yes, we despise you too! "
The other three said in unison, and even Youyou nodded repeatedly with a sullen face behind her.
Obviously Youyou didn't quite believe that what Guan Gu said to her last night was true. The reason why they didn't quarrel now was purely because Youyou's language function was disordered and she couldn't quarrel. It was really embarrassing for Guan Gu to quarrel by typing, so the two simply archived the quarrel.
"No, can you listen to me to finish my words!"
Guan Gu was about to collapse, and he hurriedly explained: "I'm not a pervert, I really can't control myself!
"I couldn't control my movements at the time, do you understand now?"
Can't control my movements?
Everyone was stunned when they heard it, they calmed down and looked at Guan Gu, and seeing that the embarrassment and collapse on his face didn't seem to be fake, everyone remembered that Guan Gu still had a latent side effect that had not yet occurred.
"Okay, then you tell me what's going on."
Guan Gu saw that they finally calmed down, and then he began to explain the whole story.
"Yesterday at midnight, Youyou and I sat and discussed some profound geographical issues..."
"Stop!"
Nanfeng rolled his eyes at Guan Gu: "Zhanbo and Wanyu have already used this excuse before, and you two are Chinese and Japanese, what geographical issues can you discuss?
"Guan Gu, can't you skip all the excuses and go straight to the kissing part?"
Guan Gu's face became more and more embarrassed when he heard this. How could he have the nerve to tell everyone about this kind of thing.
Zi Qiao saw his cowardly look and couldn't help but sneered: "Come on, you two are serious boyfriends and girlfriends, is it necessary to be so shy about kissing?
"Let alone kissing, even if there are some other more intense activities, it is reasonable and impeccable."
Zi Qiao suddenly paused here, with a lewd smile on his face: "So have you had more intense activities?"
"Get lost!"
Youyou gritted her teeth and blurted out a single word, she glared at Zi Qiao with shame and annoyance.
Apart from this shameless bastard, what other nephew would be so concerned about the private life of his aunt and future uncle-in-law?
"Okay."
After being told this by several people, Guan Gu also gave up the unnecessary cover-up.
He finally understood that the more he covered up, the more these guys would mock him.
So Guan Gu scratched his head and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "We were... kissing in the middle of the night last night, and as we were kissing, I suddenly shuddered all over, and then..."
Meijia's eyes widened when she heard this, and she subconsciously blurted out: "Guangu, you are so satisfied, just kiss her..."
"hiss!"
Zi Qiao immediately covered Mei Jia's mouth. He glared at Mei Jia, and then waved his hand to urge Guan Gu, who looked confused: "Guan Gu, don't listen to her nonsense. You continue, you continue..."
Youyou covered her face in shame at Meijia's words. Now she was really shrinking behind Guan Gu, even more afraid to come out.
Nanfeng and "Yifei" looked at each other, and then looked at Meijia with admiration.
Even though everyone present except Guangu and Youyou were all veteran drivers, no matter how fast the three of them drove, it seemed they couldn't keep up with Meijia's speed.
Disrespect, disrespect, admiration.
She well deserves her position as the car god of the apartment!
As for Sekiya, although he didn't know much about it, he could still vaguely sense that Meijia was driving a fast car.
So after hearing Ziqiao ask him to continue, Guangu hurriedly continued: "Then I felt that my body was out of control, and suddenly I felt that in front of me was not Youyou's mouth, but fragrant beef jerky.
"Then I couldn't control myself and I bit into it as hard as I was biting into food!"
Guangu knew that what he said was nonsense, but who allowed such nonsense to happen to him.
"Then...this is what you see."
"oh……"
After listening to Guan Gu's words, Nanfeng and the others frowned, each one thinking deeply.
Upon seeing this, Guangu immediately asked: "Have you guessed what is going on?"
Nanfeng said seriously: "Let's... there is one more thing we can't figure out."
"What's up?"
"That's...were you just kissing each other in the middle of the night, or did you do something more intense?"
After listening to Nanfeng's words, Ziqiao, Meijia and Yifei also laughed evilly.
Guangu and Youyou now feel that their faces are really hopeless, and they now want to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Seeing the two of them looking so shy, everyone laughed even more happily.
However, what they didn't know was that the shy couple in front of them would actually complete an incredible transformation in the future and become kissing demons that gave everyone a headache.
But even if Nanfeng and the others knew about it, they would only laugh more happily.
After all, if everyone doesn't laugh now, they won't be able to laugh anymore when these two people kiss each other every day and show their affection.
Guangu became more and more shy when he saw everyone laughing so happily: "Please, can you be more serious? We..."
Nanfeng snorted when he heard this: "Serious people wouldn't be like you, getting tired of kissing each other in the middle of the night.
"Besides, I only heard you guys kissing before I went to bed. I didn't know about the kiss at all. It's obvious that you were afraid that I would hear it on purpose!"
"Forehead……"
Embarrassed, Guangu and Yuyou looked at each other. He took Yuyou's hand and walked towards the dining table without saying a word.
"Let's have breakfast first."
"cut……"
The four people in Nanfeng showed contempt.
Everyone returned to the dining table and sat down one by one. Nanfeng and the others looked at each other tacitly.
Just when they were planning to continue teasing Guangu and Youyou, treating this matter as a source of conversation and fun for the whole morning, they saw Curry Sauce covering their waists and moving over from 3602 step by step.
Everyone stared at Curry Sauce's posture of an old lady crossing the road in a strange way. Nanfeng asked curiously: "What's wrong with you Curry? I didn't hear you ducking last night?"
"Don't mention it."
Curry Sauce looked around a little scared when she mentioned this. When she realized that it was daytime, she lowered her voice and said to the six people: "I suspect that I encountered a supernatural event last night!"
Everyone was shocked: "Supernatural incident?"
"yes."
Curry Sauce moved step by step to the dining table, not forgetting to complain: "I went to the refrigerator to get food at midnight last night..."
"etc."
When "Yifei" heard this, she was even more shocked than when Curry Sauce encountered a supernatural incident: "You ate so much delicious food last night, why do you still have to get up in the middle of the night to eat?"
Curry Sauce looked embarrassed, and she muttered in a voice that was quieter than a mosquito: "Then I'm still young and I'm still growing."
Long body?
Everyone stared at Curry Sauce's increasingly rounded face, not knowing what to say for a while.
It's not a big problem. The scale will educate her the next time she weighs herself.
"Curry sauce, you continue."
"oh."
Curry Sauce continued: “Just when I opened the refrigerator, took out a box of fragrant beef jerky and took a big bite, I suddenly got a thrill.
"At that moment, I felt that what I was biting in my mouth was not beef jerky, but a lump of... I don't know what kind of raw meat it was.
"I was shocked and stepped back.
"Then...my waist hit the dining table."
"hiss……"
Everyone took a breath after hearing this.
Chew? Feeling agitated all over? Beef jerky?
Nan Feng murmured to himself: "Now we finally know what the side effects of these two things are."
"What is it?"
Curry Sauce looked confused, and then she saw Guangu and Youyou staring directly at her, as if they wanted to kill her.
"Fa, what happened?"
Curry Sauce asked shakily.
Guan Gu and You You smiled evilly, and then they rushed directly towards the curry sauce.
[It turns out it's all your fault! ]
Here it comes
Happy National Day to everyone
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