Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Xiaoxian couldn't help but twitch the corners of his eyes slightly as he listened to Guan Gu's miserable cries of pain.

It's really thanks to the fact that this is a dream world. The deeper the dream, the stronger the pain.

Otherwise, Sekiya would have been forced into the wall by Mario's belly impact, and he would have fainted from pain, not to mention suffering comminuted fractures all over his body.

Thank God he can howl now.

But think about it from another angle, maybe it is because of the weakened pain sensation in shallow dreams that we Sekiya did not faint from the pain immediately, but continued to be awake and tortured...

Poor Guan Gu.

Xiaoxian sighed, even at this moment he couldn't help but feel sorry for Guan Gu.

"Oh my God, Sekiya."

When Mario saw this, he felt that he had messed up the matter. He covered his mouth in panic and backed away.

"Don't retreat, let's quickly pull him out first."

Xiaoxian stepped forward, grabbed Guangu's arm from left to right with Mario, and pulled hard with all his strength.

However, Guangu was now firmly embedded in the wall. The two people's tugging not only failed to pull him out of the wall, but made Guangu, who was already falling apart, feel more pain.

He felt like the two of them were standing on either side of a scrapped robot, using electric saws to cut off his arms.

Perhaps the only difference between him and the scrapped robot is that he still feels pain.

"It hurts! It hurts!"

Sekiya, who was in agony, suddenly felt an inexplicable grievance in his heart. He cried loudly and started speaking in Japanese: "private はあなたたちに出を作ってもらいます. privy はまずこの哥とprivate"の新しい Comics をします. Private はファンにサインやハグをしない comics. Homeではありません。

Xiao Nanfeng held the painting in his arms. He poked his head out curiously and asked, "What bird language is he talking about?"

Mario explained awkwardly: "Guan Gu said: I just want you to line up, and I will finish talking about my new comics with this little brother first. I am not a cartoonist who doesn't give autographs and hugs to fans, why should you?" So violent to me!"

"あなたは unexpected にも日本语を知っていて? privy は知っていて、あなたはきっとずっとprivate に対して悪奇みをしたいファン! (You actually understand Japanese? I understand, you must have always wanted to be a fan who is plotting against me!)"

Obviously, Sekiya, who has not yet woken up from his sweet dream, has already classified Mario in his heart as his fanatical and perverted fan from Japan.

"oh……"

Xiao Nanfeng nodded silently. He looked at the two people who were still gritting their teeth and pulling hard and swallowed with a little fear.

If they continue to exert force without hesitation, Sekiya's arms will definitely be removed by these two guys who can only use brute force.

"I have an idea."

He raised his hands tremblingly and said, "If you can't pull him out of the wall, how about... try to tear down the walls around him?"

The two people who were still shouting "One, two, three, pull!" were stunned when they heard this. Xiaoxian let go of his hand, coughed slightly and said: "Although I think it is easier to pull him out, but the surrounding walls Demolishing it… is also a good idea.”

Xiao Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh: "With your mouth as strong as yours, do you expect to knock down the entire wall with your mouth like a woodpecker?"

"Ahem..."

Xiaoxian was too lazy to say anything more to this naughty kid, so he turned to look at Mario.

"Um...Mario, let's take down this wall quickly."

"good."

Mario nodded repeatedly.

So the two of them started to tear down the wall by their own means, and in the process, Sekiya was still speaking Japanese furiously.

He cried and cursed at the same time. After cursing, he began to regret why he was so famous, why he didn't know how to protect himself, and finally met such a perverted fan.

Sekiya regretted, regretted...Mario's almost unreal figure gradually became solid.

"Mario? Why are you here?"

Guangu grimaced in pain, but his eyes still widened in disbelief.

"Guangu, you finally woke up!"

Mario was overjoyed to see Sekiya wake up, and he instinctively wanted to give Sekiya a warm hug.

"Mario, don't!"

Seeing that Mario was about to fly towards him again, Sekiya's voice became sharp and trembling.

Xiaoxian also hugged Mario quickly, but his 1.8-meter tall man tightly hugged the 1.55-meter Mario, and as a result, he was being dragged away by Mario.

Damn it, is Mario so strong?

Sure enough, game characters like this are the worst!

Although Xiaoxian was unable to stop Mario with his strength, the very act of him hugging Mario prevented Mario from impulsively launching a second belly punch.

"Mario, calm down."

Xiaoxian really began to feel sorry for Guan Gu's tragic experience. He pretended to be mean and patted Mario on the shoulder: "Guan Gu was hit by you just now, and he hasn't come out of the wall yet.

"If you hit him again now, you might as well let him be killed by the murderer."

After hearing this, Mario scratched his head in embarrassment.

When Xiaoxian saw that Mario was still, he tried to take a deep breath, hugged Mario's big belly and lifted it up hard.

He tried his best and his face turned red, but Mario didn't move at all.

Damn, this guy weighs at least 300 pounds!

Xiaoxian found it incredible. How could he weigh at least 300 pounds with a height of 1.55 meters?

Seeing that Xiaoxian seemed to want to hug him, but it didn't work, Mario asked tentatively: "Do you need me to use the shrinking mushroom to make you smaller?"

"No."

Xiaoxian took his hand back angrily and stood up. He was about to say something to ease the embarrassment, but suddenly he was stunned.

"Mario, what did you just say?"

"I said, do you need me to use the shrinking mushroom to make yourself smaller?"

Xiaoxian's forehead was throbbing with veins. At this moment, his expression was strangely consistent with the real Zeng Xiaoxian.

He narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth and said, "Since you can conjure up a shrinking mushroom, why didn't you just conjure up a shrinking mushroom and feed it to Guan Gu?!"

"Huh..."

Mario suddenly realized: "That's right."

If they could use the shrinking mushroom to make Guan Gu smaller, then the two of them wouldn't have to drag him around or tear down the wall with their bare hands.

"Heh."

Xiao Nanfeng laughed in a low voice, "What two idiots..."

Xiao Xian: (⊙⊙).

Mario: (⊙﹏⊙).

After working for a long time, Mario quickly used the shrinking mushroom to shrink Guan Gu. Xiao Xian carefully carried the shrunken Guan Gu out of the wall, and then Mario used the enlargement mushroom to turn Guan Gu back to his original state.

Guan Gu, who was about to fall apart, lay powerlessly on the ground and sighed with mixed feelings.

"Now I understand what it feels like for Sun Wukong to be trapped under the Five Finger Mountain and unable to move."

He turned his head with great effort, looking at Mario who shouldn't be here and Zeng Xiaoxian who seemed a little strange, and asked without knowing anything: "So what's going on?"

Xiaoxian pondered: "Uh... Mario, you should explain it to Guan Gu."

"Oh..."

Although Mario is simple-minded and a little silly, he has no problem explaining what happened.

As he told the story, Guan Gu soon understood everything.

Xiaoxian, who was thinking about something, also understood everything. He didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian to be quite reliable sometimes.

It's a pity that his plan conflicted with his own.

"...That's what happened."

Mario explained the whole story, and then asked: "Guan Gu, how did you get together with Xiao Nan Feng?"

Before Guan Gu could answer, Xiao Nan Feng took out the scroll in his arms and said: "I was going to the mountain to find you, but I happened to meet the great cartoonist Guan Gu Shenqi.

"Look, he also gave me a cover picture of his new comic. "

Xiao Nanfeng unfolded the scroll and saw that the Q-version anime characters of everyone in the apartment were still in the painting, but this time everyone finally appeared on the same painting.

The background of the whole painting was the sixth-floor suite that everyone was very familiar with, bright blue 3601, dark brown 3602, black and white 3603, and turquoise 3604.

Strictly speaking, the living rooms of the four suites are not in a straight line, but in Guan Gu's painting, these four living rooms are flattened into a long scroll, and the walls between the living rooms are deliberately ignored by him.

The connection between the living rooms is also cleverly transitioned by Guan Gu with skills and painting methods, making these four brightly colored and unrelated areas become seamlessly integrated, as if they themselves are a whole without barriers.

The Q-version anime characters of everyone in the apartment have also become more three-dimensional from the original sketch, and are closer to the fantasy style of Guan Gu's new comics.

Xiao Nanfeng asked happily: "How is it, is this painting well drawn? ”

Guan Gu, who had recovered from the pain, sat up with his hands on the ground: "That's right, this is the new masterpiece of my great cartoonist Guan Gu Shenqi!"

"Then you have to work harder, fantasy and funny electronic comics are not so easy to draw."

Xiao Nanfeng said excitedly while putting away the scroll: "It just so happens that my father's birthday is coming soon. I originally planned to find the legendary Frostmourne as a gift for him, but now it seems that this painting is also suitable."

Xiao Xian coldly complained: "Giving Frostmourne to your father, you are really a filial son."

Xiao Nanfeng disagreed: "Who told him to like these weird things."

Guan Gu looked at Xiao Xian with a little doubt. Such complaints are not the style of Teacher Zeng.

The famous detective Guan Gu Shenqi began to turn his witty little head again.

Xiao Xian clapped his hands and said: "Anyway, since we have found Xiao Nanfeng, let's go and meet up with Youyou and Wanyu. "

He was about to step forward and hold Xiao Nanfeng's hand, but Xiao Nanfeng instinctively stepped back.

"Only three-year-olds need adults to hold hands. I'm eight years old now and can walk by myself.

"So where are we going to play now? Go to Zhenwu Temple to find Master Zhang?"

Xiaoxian put down his hand in disappointment. Before he could answer, Wanyu and Youyou raised their hands and shouted at them excitedly.

"Teacher Zeng, Mario!"

Youyou and Wanyu ran straight to Xiaoxian and Xiao Nanfeng. They bent down and asked breathlessly: "We have finished the matter, what are we going to do next?"

When Xiaoxian heard this, he couldn't help but give a faint evil smile: "Next..."

And our famous detective Guan Gu keenly captured this smile that was completely unlike Zeng Xiaoxian. Combined with what Mario said just now, his detective brain was running rapidly, and he finally deduced the truth of the matter in this flash of lightning.

"Yuyou, be careful, he is a murderer!"

Guangu yelled anxiously, but unfortunately it was too late.

With the sound of sharp weapons tearing clothes and piercing flesh, a short sword penetrated straight through the heart, and the blood-stained sword tip came out directly from the back.

As one hand grasped the hilt of the sword and turned it suddenly, the whole heart that was pierced was suddenly shattered into pieces, and blood spurted out.

"Feel sorry……"

The hand holding the dagger slowly let go, and Youyou couldn't bear it, but she still said softly: "Reality belongs to you, and we...

"We were lost in our dreams."

Xiaoxian, who was hit by a fatal blow, fell straight to the ground without breathing. Until he fell to the ground, Xiaoxian still had that very slight smile on his face.

"Nani?!!"

Guangu's eyes widened, and he watched in disbelief as "Yuyou" burst into action and suddenly stabbed a dagger into Xiaoxian's chest.

This assassination method was elegant and precise, and it seemed that this was not the first time he had killed anyone.

Guangu finally understood who the real murderer was.

But, but...

He shouted in disbelief: "No, how could I be wrong about this?!"

There is clearly something wrong with Teacher Zeng in front of me, so why is the murderer Yoyo?

I can’t understand it myself! Can't understand!

Mario on the side saw "Yuyou" attacking Xiaoxian directly. He nervously shouted to Wanyu: "Wanyu! Be careful!"

"……Feel sorry."

Almost at the moment "Yuyou" took action, "Wanyu" stepped forward and slashed Xiao Nanfeng's neck with her hand knife, knocking him unconscious and holding him in her arms.

"Wanyu" sighed: "Sorry, we must take Nanfeng away."

Guangu was even more shocked when he saw this.

"なんですか? (What?)"

Even Mario was confused now. He pointed at "Yuyou" and "Wanyu" in front of him in astonishment, and stammered: "There are actually two murderers...?"

"Feel sorry."

This is the third time "Wanyu" has apologized. It seems that she is more unwilling to do such a thing than "Yuyou".

"Yuyou" urged: "Stop apologizing, let's take Nanfeng away quickly."

Guangu and Mario were too far away from them. If they wanted to leave, they would not be able to catch up.

As long as the south wind can be taken away, this dream can continue as long as possible.

It’s not just for them, it’s also for…

"Then I'm afraid you two will be disappointed. Not only can you not take Nanfeng away, but you two will also have to stay here today."

Everyone's eyes widened in shock when they heard this familiar voice.

Except for Mario, everyone turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying lifeless in a pool of blood.

The pierced Xiaoxian turned into a point of light and dissipated, and a brand new Xiaoxian appeared not far from "Yuyou" and "Wanyu".

"Mario's Life-Bonus Mushroom is really useful, but it's a pity that you can only produce eight at most in one dream. Otherwise, we could have passed the level even if we pushed blindly, and I wouldn't have suffered this sword in vain.

"Damn, it hurts like hell!"

The brand new Xiaoxian complained while snapping his fingers, and the ancient clothes on his body instantly turned into a crisp gray suit.

"It's still a top-notch suit that's comfortable to wear."

Xiaoxian in a suit raised his eyebrows, bowed slightly towards the two of them, and then smiled proudly and evilly.

"We finally caught you, what should we call you two?

"Are they Zhang Wei's fantasy partners? Or...Zhang Wei's parents?"

Coming, coming.

Tomorrow Pigeon will go to the provincial hospital to see a doctor to see what's going on with his leg. He keeps going back and forth over and over again.

But don’t worry, Pigeon will resume normal updates as soon as possible.