Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

She smiled leisurely, nodded and said.

"Yeah."

"Yeah, your size!"

Zi Qiao was so angry that he pointed at Youyou tremblingly.

"No, you...I...he...fuck!"

Ziqiao leaned weakly on the sofa and rolled his eyes. He pinched his penis hard to keep himself awake, otherwise he was really afraid that he would be pissed to death by Youyou.

"Oh...oh..."

Zi Qiao moaned feebly. He was taking in a lot of air and not letting out much. He should be in the hospital instead of a bar right now.

When Youyou saw Ziqiao looking like she might return to the West at any time, she said in a dumbfounded voice: "You can't be like this."

"What do you think?"

Zi Qiao's eyes almost reached the sky: "I have not seen toads eat swans, and it is not uncommon for a flower to be stuck on cow dung.

"But this is the first time in my life that a fresh and juicy cabbage like you took the initiative to express love to a wild boar and rushed to tell people, 'I am willing to be bitten by you, please come and bit me.'"

Youyou was stunned for a moment, then she blushed and said, "But Guangu doesn't look like a wild boar."

“Is this a question of resemblance?

Zi Qiao glanced at Youyou, whose back molars were almost broken by her own bite.

I am the king of love, and every day I am either wagging my dragon's tail or riding a horse galloping, but my aunt is rushing to express my love to Guan Gu?

No, why should he?

"Tang Youyou, Tang Youyou, please don't let outsiders know that you are my little aunt in the future. I can't afford to be embarrassed."

Zi Qiao sighed. This was the first time in his more than 20 years of life that he had been so worried.

He sat upright and tried to persuade Yuyou again: "Auntie, take a mirror and look at yourself."

"What do you mean?" Youyou immediately turned black, "Do you think I'm not worthy of Guangu?"

"no!"

Zi Qiao said impatiently: "You can take it if I tell you to!"

"oh."

Youyou took out the mirror from her bag and checked to see if she had taken off her makeup.

Zi Qiao came over, pointed at Youyou in the mirror and said, "Auntie, look at yourself, you are beautiful, your figure...ahem..."

He coughed several times.

"Hello!"

Youyou, who was still proud of Yu Ziqiao's compliment, turned pale: "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is... Meijia and Yifei have Xiaohei's secret recipe for breast enlargement. You can try it too.

"Just treat it like a dead horse and treat it like a living horse doctor."

"Go to hell!"

Youyou angrily punched Zi Qiao.

Zi Qiao quickly begged for mercy: "Little aunt, what I mean is that you are young, beautiful, capable, and professional. You can earn more than the average person as a supporting actor all year round.

"Look at Guangu again."

Zi Qiao, who is from her mother's family, now finds Guangu unpleasant in every aspect: "Look at Guan Gu, he is stupid, inflexible, paranoid and loves to get into trouble, and he is also a violent maniac who threatens to commit seppuku all the time.

"By the way, he also loves making instant noodles!"

"Zi Qiao, you can't do that." Youyou was amused by his words, "Yes, these are Guangu's shortcomings you mentioned, but he also has many advantages."

Zi Qiao snorted.

Seeing Zi Qiao's disgusting face, Youyou suddenly realized, "I understand, Zi Qiao, are you jealous?"

"ah?"

Zi Qiao was stunned when he heard this: "Me? Am I jealous of you and Guan Gu?"

"Oh, I understand."

Youyou smiled sweetly, and stretched out her hands to squeeze Zi Qiao's face: "Many children will be jealous when they know that their close elders are in love.

"But don't worry, nephew, no matter what, I will always be your dearest and most beloved aunt."

"Damn, where did you think you were!"

Zi Qiao patted Youyou's hand away, sat back in his original seat and explained: "I have no objection to you liking Guangu..."

Youyou snorted: "Nonsense, it's my business who I like. Whether you object to it or not doesn't really matter."

Zi Qiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

[This is my own aunt, I can bear it! 】

Zi Qiao took a deep breath: "I mean there's nothing wrong with you liking Guangu, but as a girl, there's no need for you to rush out and confess your feelings.

"Why don't you just wait a little longer and agree when Guan Gu confesses to you?"

Youyou asked, "Then when will Guan Gu confess to me?"

"Forehead……"

Zi Qiao pondered for a long time: "You also know that Guan Gu always likes to plan many things before taking action. As for his plan... I don't know."

Youyou rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "Then what's the point of saying this?"

Zi Qiao was speechless.

Youyou then asked: "Also, what if Guangu is like Teacher Zeng and never dares to confess?

"Are you going to make me wait until I'm an old maid?"

Zi Qiao looked strange: "Guan Gu won't be as lazy as Teacher Zeng..."

"Ha." Youyou chuckled.

The group of men in the apartment all laughed at Zeng Xiaoxian, but in the end, they all laughed at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"My nephew, you don't understand."

Youyou patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder: "The drama is stolen, and the same goes for men.

“In our industry, one step is the first, one step is the first, one step is the slowest... then there is no next step to take.

“So it’s important to seize the opportunity and take the initiative, otherwise we don’t know what will happen next.”

Zi Qiao cursed: "But the whole apartment is about to know about your affair with Guan Gu, so there's no need for you to be so anxious."

"What a coincidence."

Youyou clapped her hands and said, "Based on my many years of acting experience, you will never know whether this role is yours until the last moment.

"The same goes for feelings. It seems like you are of no use at all. Only the things that truly belong to you are yours."

Zi Qiao laughed helplessly.

My little aunt has always had a proactive personality since she was a child. If she were to just wait for Guan Gu to confess his feelings to her, and there was no set deadline...

This could drive her to death.

Forget it, just keep catching up.

Anyway, Sekiya... although he's still a little bit worse than me, he's really pretty good.

"Okay."

He looked at Youyou and sighed: "So you really thought about confessing to Guangu the day after tomorrow?"

"Yeah."

Youyou nodded: "The day after tomorrow is a good day."

Zi Qiao took out his mobile phone and checked the perpetual calendar: "Let me see what kind of good day the day after tomorrow can be.

"The 19th day of the eighth month of the Gregorian calendar, the sixth day of the seventh lunar month, is a good time to pray for blessings, get married, and...

"Asking for an heir?!!"

He raised his head in astonishment: "What the hell, you don't want to ask Guangu for an heir after confessing your love that night, do you?"

My little aunt has never been in love before, so she shouldn't be so horny and intolerable.

But this is not necessarily true. Some girls in this world are born carnivores.

Well, it makes sense to think so.

As expected of her little aunt, they are carnivores of the same lineage.

"Get out!"

Youyou grabbed the sofa pillow and threw it towards Zi Qiao: "Where are you thinking? The point is the sixth day of July! The sixth day of July!"

"What happened on the sixth day of July?"

Zi Qiao suddenly had an idea and said, "Oh!"

"I understand, after you confirm your relationship on the night of the sixth day of July, you can seamlessly celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day on the seventh day of July, right?

"Okay, Tang Youyou, you are quite thoughtful."

Seeing that Zi Qiao understood what she was thinking, Youyou touched her nose proudly: "That's right, I'm Tang Youyou."

"Then why don't you just wait until Qixi Festival to confess your love? Wouldn't it be easier?" Zi Qiao asked.

Youyou replied without thinking: "That won't work. If the date of confession is set on Chinese Valentine's Day, won't I lose one day of anniversary in the future?"

Zi Qiao:......

Very good, he actually forgot that his little aunt also likes to celebrate various anniversaries.

Like the anniversary of the first time acting, the anniversary of the first actor with lines, the anniversary of the first time participating in a play, the anniversary of moving into an apartment...

In short, as long as she can remember it, most of the year may be her anniversary.

Zi Qiao, who has never celebrated anniversaries, couldn't help but laugh at Youyou's bad habit: "Little aunt, why don't you just put the date of your wedding to Guan Gu on the eighth day of July, and just give Guan Gu a three-day anniversary?" Forget about the short vacation.”

Youyou was stunned when she heard this: "What a great idea."

She blushed and whispered: "But Guangu and I haven't even been in love yet. Isn't it too soon to say this?"

"You know it too!"

Zi Qiao snorted coldly and looked at Youyou: "Tell me, what exactly do you want me to do."

He knew Yuyou very well. If her double-standard character was not useful to him, he would never tell him such a secret.

"happy."

Youyou came over, rubbed Ziqiao's shoulders to please her and said, "I wanted to send Guangu a bouquet of flowers on the day I confessed my love, but roses are nothing new, and the entire balcony at Sunflower Nanfeng is boring.

"It would be too obvious if I asked Guan Gu myself, so you help me ask Guan Gu in a subtle way what kind of flowers he likes."

"What?!!"

Zi Qiao was completely jealous now: "You just confessed your love, but you actually want to give him flowers?

"I've never been given flowers by a girl!"

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of your brothers having a hard time, you are afraid of your brothers driving a Land Rover.

Why are you, Guan Gu, the only one who can be given flowers by girls when everyone is a man?

Not to mention that the person who gave him the flowers was his aunt!

Zi Qiao stood up angrily and was about to leave: "If you don't do it, you won't do it even if you kill me!"

This is really irritating and totally unreasonable!

"Ziqiao, just help me."

Youyou grabbed Ziqiao's arm and persuaded her, "This is your aunt's lifelong happiness. Don't you want to participate?"

Zi Qiao broke away from Kai Youyou's pull without thinking: "Don't participate! Don't help! Find someone else to help!"

"Ziqiao~great nephew~" Youyou said coquettishly.

Zi Qiao looked unmoved.

Youyou's expression changed, and she shouted in Sichuan dialect: "Labour and Capital Shu Daoshan!"

"Little aunt, please give Xiao Bu your full instructions."

Zi Qiao decisively slipped to his knees and surrendered.

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