Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 4 Wedding Prelude
After exchanging contact information with Curry Sauce, the two agreed to communicate after the wedding. Nanfeng told Curry Sauce to be careful during working hours and do her job well. After all, there are always people who are not as generous as herself.
Naturally, he said yes to the curry sauce repeatedly, but Nanfeng couldn't bear to look at her as she stumbled three steps while holding the plate.
All I can say is, wish her good luck in her work.
Nanfeng found Lu Ziqiao. At this moment, Lu Ziqiao was using the priest's clothes to seduce girls, and even chatted with three girls at once.
"Ahem..." Nanfeng walked to Zi Qiao's side and reminded.
"Okay, lambs, let's get here first today, and I will spread the gospel of the Lord to you when I have time." Lu Ziqiao said with a serious face.
So the three girls pushed each other and left. One girl even gave Nanfeng a wink and licked her lips before leaving.
Who are these people?
"What's your name?" Nanfeng's head began to short-circuit intermittently again, "I remembered it, Mr. Lu Ziqiao. In fact, I am not opposed to adding another chance love to this festive day, but at any rate, I am here now Wearing the robes of a priest from the Blessed Mother Church, you have to help them maintain their image to some extent."
"Brother Nanfeng, you misunderstood me. I was simply spreading the gospel of the Lord to them."
"I thought this stuff only spread to little boys."
"Ahem, what?" Lu Ziqiao was dumbfounded.
"The holy light nuclear bomb, the Lord will forgive all their sins as soon as it is fired."
Zi Qiao smiled dryly and said: "Oh oh oh... this little boy, this little boy is fine."
Nanfeng pointed to the special bow tie in his hand: "Let us skip this ambiguous topic for now and start talking about business."
Nanfeng showed Ziqiao the back of the tie, which contained several different switches.
"Come, say something casually and listen." Nanfeng pressed one of the switches.
"Well, the good priest is me..."
"Is this your line?"
"Well, life is about galloping, haha... driving!"
Nanfeng reset the switch and pressed another switch. He put the tie close to his Adam's apple.
As Nanfeng spoke, Lu Ziqiao's voice came from the bow tie. It cannot be said to be exactly the same, but it was at least 80% similar: "Hey, hey, can you hear me? I'm Lu Ziqiao.
"Forty-one flowers this year. I love playing the trumpet at the entrance of the village. The old man next door has been single for a long time. You plow the fields while I weave."
"This is all such a mess!" Lu Ziqiao protested.
Nanfeng took off his bow tie: "It's just a small experiment and function display."
He pointed to several keys on the bow tie: "Now this bow tie has recorded your voice. This key is the play key. No matter who speaks, it will be converted into your voice.
"This key is a translation key, with its own original sound silencing. Currently, it only supports English simultaneous translation. Pressing these two keys together will play fluent English with your voice.
"All you need to do is speak in Chinese on stage, point the microphone at your tie, and all others will hear is your English."
Lu Ziqiao was overjoyed: "What kind of high technology is this? Then I can use it to pretend to be a foreigner and pick up girls?"
"I borrowed it from you, but don't mess around with it." Nanfeng added, "This thing is called Tianlaizhiyin. It is an experimental version of Xiao Hei's creation. It is said that this thing has several patents. If you use it randomly, be careful and you will lose everything."
Zi Qiao felt like a hot potato in his hand: "Then you dare to take it out and use it randomly?"
"I am an experimenter, and I have unlimited rights to use it. Do you have it?" Nanfeng raised his eyebrows and said, "The reason why this thing has grown to this point is because of the database I collected sound waves one by one and tones one by one."
"Are you so powerful?"
"Talent is the most important thing about voice." Nanfeng said. This time he didn't use a tie, but his voice sounded more like Lu Ziqiao than Lu Ziqiao.
In fact, Tianlaizhiyin itself is Xiaohei's design inspiration and ideas based on Nanfeng. Not to mention other functions, at least in terms of analog sound, Tianlaizhiyin is a degraded version of Nanfeng.
"Awesome!" Lu Ziqiao gestured with his thumbs and asked, "What is this key for?" He pointed to another key.
"This is the music playback button, which can transform you into a music expert in an instant."
"What a good thing. Why is such a good thing just an experimental version?"
"There are not many occasions where the bow tie model can be used, and you can't wear formal clothes anytime and anywhere. Also, it consumes power too quickly. It takes two hours to charge and ten minutes to use, and it is not waterproof."
Nanfeng reminded: "So unless the wedding is about to start, don't use it indiscriminately. It will easily run out of power. Also, be sure to pay attention to waterproofing. Don't let any water get on it."
Lu Ziqiao made an OK gesture.
Nanfeng looked at the time and said, "It's almost one o'clock. I'm going to pick up the bride with the groom. It's up to you. If you behave well, I'll give you more red envelopes."
With Nanfeng's pragmatism, this was already a huge drain on his wallet.
"Don't worry, Brother Nanfeng, I'm very reliable."
Nanfeng raised his eyebrows. He had been in the apartment for a long time, and now he had a stress reaction when he heard the words "reliable". He always felt that he would not be reliable and something unexpected would always happen.
But now it's a done deal, so I can only bite the bullet and believe in it.
With the sound of nature here, nothing can go wrong.
But I always feel that I have forgotten something, what is it?
…
Compared with the wedding preparations that were full of mistakes, the process of picking up the bride can be said to be smooth sailing and without any complications. If there was anything wrong, it might be that the bridesmaids were asking Nanfeng for her contact information.
The field of white flowers really made Nan Feng a little dizzy.
The smoothness of the wedding process was actually what Wang Tiezhu and Nanfeng expected.
After all, the most troublesome of the bride's best friends has been arranged to be the chief director of the wedding in advance, so the process of picking up the bride is of course a green light.
Wang Tiezhu also felt helpless about this, because Hu Yifei was a mysterious woman.
Even though she usually looks like a very reliable elder sister. But according to Nan Feng's reliable statistics, her brain twitches were no less frequent than Zeng Xiaoxian's.
Originally, according to Yifei's idea, if Wang Tiezhu and the groomsmen wanted to pick up the bride, they must transform into brave men and withstand the five wedding tests known as "morality, intelligence, physicality, beauty, and labor."
Although Hu Yifei strictly kept these five tests secret, thinking of her usual style, this did not prevent Wang Tiezhu from instantly falling into the bride's arms on the day he heard about the test.
If it were just these tests, Wang Tiezhu would have endured it. At worst, he would have found a few more groomsmen as cannon fodder as Nanfeng said. Cannon fodder is still easy to find these days, such as people like Zeng Xiaoxian, a famous radio host, the vice chairman of the residents committee, the male tenants of 3601...
You see, there are still a lot of cannon fodder.
But the brave men who completed the five tests only reached the door of the princess's bedroom. If they want to truly pick up the princess, they still need to defeat the evil dragon in front of them that occupies the princess——
Hu · Taekwondo Black Belt · Founder of Danyidou · Fish Tank Terminator · Zeng Xiaoxian’s Nightmare · Heavenly Man and Great Martial Saint · Overlord’s Courage · Death Weapon for the Weak · Yifei!
I have to say that this entire wedding process is in line with her way of thinking.
But considering someone’s supermodel fighting prowess…
If this devil really had to be defeated in order to take away the bride, then the wedding would not need to be held.
After seeing the bride's eagerness to give in after hearing the process, Wang Tiezhu took Nanfeng to an emergency meeting overnight.
The two parties reached a consensus and encouraged the bride to arrange classmate Hu Yifei to be the chief director of the wedding.
After all, it's acceptable that the wedding was almost held, but it would be bad luck if the bride couldn't be picked up on the wedding day or was sent to the hospital.
Hu Yifei's instinctive reaction doesn't care whether you are getting married today or not.
When Nanfeng returned to the wedding venue with the wedding convoy, the long-prepared wedding was about to begin.
Glancing at the busy waiter Curry Sauce, Nanfeng just gestured to her to wait for contact, when he saw Curry Sauce nearly tripped over his left foot and fell flat on the ground because he was just looking at him.
…
For the safety of her life, Nanfeng felt that it was better not to disturb Curry at work.
While Nanfeng was thinking, he heard Hu Yifei's voice calling him.
He followed the sound and saw that not far away, Yifei was wearing a red dress, flamboyant and gorgeous. There was also a pair of good-looking young men and women standing beside her.
The boy is extremely tall and has a childish face. At first glance, he looks like a student who is still in the ivory tower.
After so many years of not seeing each other, Zhanbo has grown taller and taller.
As for this girl.
Hiss... Nanfeng secretly took a breath of cold air, once again contributing to global warming.
Is there anything on this sister that is cheap?
Although Nanfeng has never been interested in luxury jewelry, he still knows a lot about these things since he was a child.
Earrings from Cartier, bags from Hermès... I can count at least five limited edition luxury items from this girl.
Not to mention that the unbranded clothes she wears may seem ordinary, but in fact they are all the work of the world's top designers.
Which princess is this, so inhumane?
Nanfeng moved while thinking about it. Hu Yifei probably thought he was walking too slowly, so she rushed to Nanfeng's side and pulled him back.
Just when Nanfeng was a little surprised by Yifei's unusual behavior, Yifei's "threat" came to his ears.
"This is the first time that Zhan Bo has brought a girl back. Please restrain yourself. If the important event of revitalizing our family is because of you, I will beat you to death."
Hu Yifei was also helpless about this. If possible, she also hoped that she could be more ladylike and not engage in rogue tactics such as intimidation and threats.
But this little brother of mine really doesn’t live up to expectations!
A handsome young man who is tall, has good character, is in good health, has no bad habits, has a good family background, and has excellent intelligence. Although he has an extremely strong desire to court a mate, he still has no girlfriend in his twenties.
This is very telling.
But Nanfeng is different. Except for being a middle schooler, forgetful, fond of gossiping, evil-minded and vengeful, and with zero housework skills, he is almost the gentle second male lead in ancient romance novels.
A pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to be drunk but not drunk, even looking at Zeng Xiaoxian was full of affection.
And this guy is also a voice actor. As long as he wants, any magnetic voice can come out of his mouth.
Reality is not a romance novel. There are a few girls who can ignore such a handsome male lead but prefer the kind of domineering male protagonist who walks on the edge of the law.
So even though Nanfeng himself had no intention of falling in love, there were many girls in the apartment who liked him.
The only revolutionary friendship he had with Zeng Xiaoxian was cultivated by helping him prevent his peach blossoms over the past six months.
Don't talk about other little girls, even when the bride first met...forget it, on the big day, you still have to give the groom some respect.
It was precisely because of this that she wanted to "terrorize" Nanfeng in advance.
After all, she could see Xiao Jiujiu in Zhan Bo's heart with her eyes closed.
It's normal for his brother to like a girl, but this is the first time Yifei has seen a normal girl get along so harmoniously with Zhan Bo.
Not to mention that Wanyu looks like a beautiful and good boy.
She planned to call later and ask if there was smoke coming out of the old Lu family's ancestral grave.
In short, it is a matter of revitalizing the family. Whoever dares to stand in her way will kill gods and Buddhas.
Thanks to the book friend for correcting me. I just realized that it was too heavy and I have corrected it.
Thanks again.
You'll Also Like
-
Naruto: My Eye Technique is Infinite
Chapter 157 1 hours ago -
Naruto: After slagging F4, he was caught
Chapter 468 1 hours ago -
Siheyuan works as a nanny for Shazhu
Chapter 364 1 hours ago -
Douluo 2: This Dragon God has too much martial virtue
Chapter 262 1 hours ago -
After practicing the ruthless way, the little sister is too strong
Chapter 189 1 hours ago -
Genshin Impact [Outsider]
Chapter 49 1 hours ago -
Pirates: The system can also be the protagonist!
Chapter 236 1 hours ago -
Douluo: Soul Devouring Spider King
Chapter 378 1 hours ago -
Elves in the World: Reject Arceus at the Beginning
Chapter 143 1 hours ago -
American comics: A salted fish becomes a saint by hanging up
Chapter 408 1 hours ago