Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Everyone waited silently for the senior brother's speech.

"I'm coming today..."

"..."

Everyone is eager to see it.

"...I'm looking for Zi Qiao to discuss..."

"..."

Somehow, during this rather long silence, several people started to fight.

"……about……"

"..."

"stop!"

Yifei, who was impatient, pointed at her fork. She looked at her eldest brother and gave a fake smile: "Elder brother, you must be very tired after coming all the way here. It just so happens that we are going out to eat now, how about we eat together? Chatting on the side?”

Then she glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Xiaoxian instantly understood what Yifei meant, and he quickly pulled his elder brother into the elevator.

"Yes, yes, senior brother, let's go have dinner first. It's okay for Qiao to explain such small things."

"……good."

Seeing Xiaoxian dragging his senior brother into the elevator and going downstairs, Yifei poked Zi Qiao.

"Tell me, how did Senior Brother come here so well?"

You must know that the senior brother is a very purposeful person. This is out of character. If there is nothing wrong, he will definitely not come to the apartment to visit.

Zi Qiao explained: "The thing is like this, years ago, didn't I promise my senior brother to help him find a stepmother for his child?

"It just so happens that Senior Brother has an acquaintance who has arranged a blind date for him next Sunday, so I plan to give Senior Brother a simple training on how to pick up girls."

"Oh, I remember this happened."

Zhan Bo groaned, and when he reacted, he suddenly exclaimed loudly: "But didn't you say you would help senior brother get it done after the New Year? But it's almost July, and you're just starting now?"

Nanfeng also laughed and said: "Ziqiao, can you do it? If not, please step aside and replace me with someone who can do it."

As a man, what Zi Qiao hates most is when someone asks him if he can do it. He immediately jumped up and said, "Why can't I do it? It was because my senior brother and I were busy with our careers and had no time to deal with these emotional trivial matters."

He said harsh words on the spot: "This time I want you to see that my reputation as the King of Love is not in vain!"

"Haha, I hope so."

Nanfeng just smiled. He could understand that the senior brother was busy with his career. After all, according to Guan Gu, the senior brother was a very enterprising person.

It is said that after he finishes drawing comics, he will go out to work part-time, and he will earn a lot of money from all part-time jobs.

As for you, Lu Ziqiao...what career are you busy with?

Unlock the platinum level [Cave Explorer] title?

Everyone looked at each other, shrugged and turned around to wait for the elevator to rise.

…

In the restaurant, everyone sat around the eldest brother.

After everyone enthusiastically picked up food for senior brother, classmate Tang Youyou, who was gossiping, poked Meijia.

Meijia made an OK gesture to Yuyou without leaving any trace, and then she asked directly.

"Elder brother, Ziqiao has already told us the purpose of your visit today.

"I'm just asking a little bit out of curiosity."

Meijia's eyes were burning with the flames of gossip: "The person you are dating...

"What's your last name? What's your name? How old are you? Are you pretty? Where do you live?

"What education? What job? What occupation? What is your family background..."

Facing Meijia's series of inquiries, which were like checking household registration, the eldest brother had no reaction, and everyone already looked embarrassed.

[Good guy, we thought the "slightly presumptuous" you said was just to be polite. 】

[I didn’t expect you, Meijia, to be quite presumptuous. 】

However, the senior brother was extremely calm about this, and he spoke in the face of everyone's gossiping eyes.

"The other party's surname is Huang..."

"..."

Everyone is looking forward to it.

"...one name alone..."

"..."

The restaurant fell into an eerie silence again.

"Oh my God."

Zhang Wei, who had just met Senior Brother, was obviously not used to the way Senior Brother spoke. He covered his face and said: "According to the speed of Senior Brother's speech, if he wants to answer the series of questions that Perfect Jia just asked, we have to wait until tomorrow?"

"yes."

Yifei, who has always done things vigorously and resolutely, was also very helpless about this: "Isn't there a faster way of communication between us?"

Unexpectedly, the elder brother nodded directly and said, "That's true..."

He took out his mobile phone and started to operate it. Everyone felt as if lightning flashed from the corners of their eyes.

They looked towards the source of the lightning, and saw the eldest brother holding the mobile phone, his two thumbs flying up and down, typing so fast that it caused a series of afterimages and static sparks.

Everyone was immediately stunned, and the chopsticks in their hands fell on the table one after another.

"What the hell!"

Zi Qiao was so shocked that he cursed: "This is so fucking The Flash!"

Yu Mo also sighed in admiration: "Elder brother is really very fast in everything except speaking slowly."

"Hahaha……"

Mika and Curry Sauce burst into laughter upon hearing Yu Mo's words.

Everything else is fast?

Then I know the reason why my senior brother divorced.

When Mika and Curry Sauce heard each other's laughter, they looked at each other and shouted in unison.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm not laughing!"

"Okay, I just thought of a happy thing, and I'm definitely not thinking about the reason why the senior brother got divorced!"

Nanfeng smiled knowingly when she heard this, but the eldest brother who had already edited the message and sent it to Guan Gu didn't understand what they meant.

Guan Gu forwarded the message sent by the eldest brother to the group, so everyone opened their phones to check.

Nanfeng even murmured: "Name: Huang Rong. Age: 30... Pighead?"

He looked at the eldest brother in disbelief.

"Stand out..." The eldest brother was silent for a long time before explaining lightly.

Nanfeng said "oh" and continued to read: "Appearance and figure: good hair, plump and feminine? Current status: Dan body, unmarried. Work: not good?"

The eldest brother continued to explain: "Good-looking..."

"..."

"... plump and sexy..."

"..."

"... job unknown."

"Hehe." Nanfeng laughed and teased, "Elder brother, your hand speed is fast enough, but there are so many typos."

The eldest brother nodded and said: "The hand speed is too fast..."

"..."

"... eyes and reaction can't keep up."

Everyone felt a little dizzy watching the eldest brother's introduction with a series of typos. If they had known this, they might as well let him answer Meijia's questions slowly.

Youyou finally couldn't help asking the most important question: "Elder brother, have you seen Huang Rong in person or her photos?"

The eldest brother shook his head silently. Compared with his snail-like speaking style and typos, this kind of body movement communication speed would be a little faster.

Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "With the conditions of the senior brother, and the introduction by an acquaintance, the other party should not be too bad.

"And didn't you just say that the other party has a good appearance, plump, sexy and feminine."

Zi Qiao was dismissive of this: "Yu Mo, you haven't been on a blind date yet, I tell you that these blind date materials are very watery, and you can only believe three out of ten of what the matchmaker says."

He counted on his fingers and analyzed to everyone: "Nowadays, as long as there is no birthmark or scar on the face, it can be said that the face is beautiful.

"A girl who weighs 160 kilograms can be called plump, as for sexiness... Meijia and Wanyu, who are so young, can look sexy and hot as long as they put on a few more breast pads and hip pads."

Wanyu and Meijia glared.

【I pad your head! 】

Zi Qiao was completely unaware of Wan Yu and Mei Jia's anger. He chuckled and said, "Not to mention femininity. As long as the other person is not a pure man like Yi Fei, a woman can say that she is feminine."

Everyone cast a pitying look at Zi Qiao.

Yi Fei smiled gently, with murderous intent on her face.

You can explain it, but do you have to give such an example?

Very good, Lu Zi Qiao, you are pretending to be awesome and hit a wall.

Zi Qiao had just finished talking about his blind date theory, and suddenly felt a chill quietly rising from his spine.

Zi Qiao, who was like falling into an ice cave, turned his head and saw Yi Fei. Wan Yu and Mei Jia were staring at him with unfriendly eyes.

He quickly begged for mercy: "No, Yi Fei, listen to my explanation..."

"No need to explain, a tough life does not need explanation."

Yi Fei said with tenderness in her eyes: "A man should be responsible for what he says.

"Lu Zi Qiao, see how I deal with you when I go back!"

"See how I deal with you when I go back! "Wanyu and Meijia also said in unison.

"Don't! ! ! "

Ziqiao had a sad face and wanted to slap himself on the spot.

Everyone laughed out loud with gloating.

This is called the mouth is the source of trouble.

Yifei snorted when she saw Ziqiao like this: "Forget it, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. As long as you can help the senior brother get a blind date next week, this matter will be forgotten."

Wanyu and Meijia also squeezed out a hum from their throats when they heard Yifei say this.

In theory, such ridicule is not a big deal, but Ziqiao compared them with the blind date scam, which is like they are engaging in blind date scams.

And what's wrong with being small?

She is also very cute!

"Don't worry."

Ziqiao patted his chest and guaranteed: "No matter if the person on the other side is Huang Rong or Huang Lao Xie, I can help the senior brother kill her in seconds! "

He looked at Du Jun: "Big Brother, you should take a break and prepare today. I have a girlfriend who I am going to break up with later. After I get rid of her tonight, we will officially start special training tomorrow."

"Huh..."

Everyone showed an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

"What's with your expression?"

Zi Qiao said with a wronged look: "I will give special training to Big Brother tomorrow. In the process, I will definitely chat with girls and teach Big Brother on the spot.

"If I don't break up with my girlfriend now, then tomorrow I will become a scumbag who cheats on his girlfriend outside?

"Am I that kind of person! "

Everyone took a deep breath.

It seems that what Lu Ziqiao said makes sense...

What a bullshit!

Cheating with your girlfriend behind her back is a scumbag, but you dumping her so casually is simply a beast!!!

And it's obviously you who are tired of playing, don't put the blame on the senior brother!

Even if the senior brother didn't come, which of your girlfriends in the past six months has lasted more than ten days?

"Lu Ziqiao..."

Everyone spat in unison: "You are a real scumbag!"

Here it comes

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