Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Meijia explained the ins and outs of the matter in detail, and Nanfeng and Curry Sauce almost stared at the entire process while listening to this absurd and unbelievable farce.

"Oh my god."

Nanfeng was shocked and clapped his hands repeatedly, and he simply concluded: "So tonight's world war is caused by you sleepwalking, two drunkards, a drama lunatic, a love brain, and an angry foodie? "

Meijia smiled awkwardly: "Although I feel like what you said is not quite right, it doesn't seem to be a problem if you insist on summarizing it like this."

Guangu, a shy boy, asked with a blushing face: "Who do you think is the love brain?"

Nan Feng rolled his eyes at him: "What do you think?"

Guangu immediately lowered his head and did not dare to look at Youyou.

Nanfeng, who has a mysophobia, was so angry at the messy living room that his breathing became rapid. He gave a thumbs up to a few people: "You are really good. It is not easy to get together these six weirdos like you this night.

"Those who know this is a love apartment, but those who don't know think our place is Arkham Asylum."

Youyou smiled flatteringly and said: "Nanfeng, don't be angry yet. I admit that we made a little noise tonight and went a little crazy, but at present, it seems that 3604 has no other problems except that it is a little dirty..."

Before she could finish her words, all the decorative murals on the wall fell off, and the overhead lights that had been splashed back and forth by splashing milk began to flicker.

The refrigerator door seal, which had been opened and closed countless times by them, seemed to have lost its magnetism, and the entire refrigerator door opened directly. Sekiya could not close it several times in the past.

Youyou scratched her head and smiled: "Although there was a small problem, everything is still within our control..."

[When I tear apart half a mile of the world of morning and dusk, three feet of green light will wash away the smoke and dust...]

Nanfeng's cell phone buzzed, and he answered it politely.

"Hey, Aunt Bai."

"Yes, I just came back, Yifei is still outside."

"Yes, yes, our floor is indeed a bit noisy tonight..."

"Have you been complained by someone upstairs?"

"Okay, okay, I will remind them to pay more attention in the future."

"Don't worry, I will handle the follow-up matters, and I won't let the people upstairs and downstairs argue."

"I'm really sorry to bother you so late..."

Nanfeng put away his phone and raised his eyes to look at Youyou: "What did you just say? Everything is within your control?

"Then why don't you handle the complaint upstairs yourself?"

Youyou shook her head like a rattle: "No, I didn't say anything just now."

She directly made a zipper on her mouth: "I didn't say anything, no!"

"Oh my God!"

Curry Sauce seemed to have just reacted to the huge amount of information, and she jumped up in shock.

"So much popcorn can't be eaten like this, what a waste!"

Meijia agreed upon hearing this: "Yes, what a pity."

"What a waste! What a waste!"

Nanfeng pointed at the mess in the living room angrily: "You don't even look at what you have done.

"You guys have made this nice living room look like this, but you two foodies actually have the nerve to feel sorry for the popcorn.

"Also, do you understand that you are disturbing the people? Fortunately, it is not too late now. If you do this in the middle of the night, each of you will be publicly named and criticized.

"Now everyone stand in a row for me!"

Meijia, Guangu and Youyou immediately lined up in a row with their heads shrunk. Curry Sauce pointed at themselves aggrievedly, but they were glared at by Nanfeng and had to join the queue.

[I just feel sorry for the popcorn, it’s none of my business! 】

"And you, stand there obediently!"

Nan Feng looked down at Yu Mo who hugged him tightly and refused to move and said.

"No, I will hold you."

"Why are you hugging me? Come over quickly!"

Nan Feng's tone was not too harsh, but Yu Mo's tears came at the drop of a hat.

"You are cruel to me."

She buried her head in Nan Feng's arms and said coquettishly, "You have changed. You don't even care about me now."

Nanfeng was not a person with a strong personality to begin with, and it was said that he was angry and had nowhere to show off when Yu Mo acted like a spoiled child.

It's impossible to reason with a drunk person, right?

"I love you."

Nanfeng shook his head and said with a smile: "Why don't I love you anymore?"

Yu Mo pouted and said, "But you were so mean to me just now, so mean."

"I didn't mean to hurt you, I just asked you to stand aside obediently."

He said gently as if coaxing a child: "Didn't you just say that they bully you? Only by standing still can I free my hands to help you deal with them, right?"

"real?"

"real."

Nan Feng took out a tissue and wiped the mask on Yu Mo's face a little: "So just stand there and wait for me, okay?"

"good."

Yu Mo narrowed his eyes and smiled foolishly.

The four Meijia people standing in a row couldn't help but be stunned, and Youyou even murmured excitedly: "Being able to see this scene makes it worth getting scolded tonight."

The other three people also nodded wildly.

They have lived together for so long, when have they ever seen Nan Feng and Yu Mo like this.

Good guys, you two are hiding so well.

Seeing that Nan Feng, who was still angry just now, lost his temper in a blink of an eye due to Yu Mo's few words, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and started to snicker.

This is really a bit of tofu with brine, one thing is better than the other.

After being coaxed and coaxed by Nan Feng, Yu Mo stood up obediently. Now he could free up his hands to deal with the two inseparable fools and the demon concubine.

If the two of them don't stop tonight, then neither will anyone.

"Didn't you try to wake up Zhang Wei?" Nanfeng asked.

Sekiya said: "We tried, but he just couldn't wake up."

Seeing Nanfeng walking towards Zhang Wei, he quickly reminded: "Nanfeng, you have to be careful. Zhang Wei is very strong and aggressive now, so we have been unable to do anything to him and can only act with him. ”

"Acting, right? I understand."

He walked towards Zhang Wei confidently.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei." Nanfeng called softly.

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this, and then said angrily: "How dare you, who are you? You dare to call me by my real name!"

Nanfeng coughed a few times, and the voice of a strange little old man came out of his mouth.

"Listen carefully to who I am."

"You are... Taifu!"

Zhang Wei was startled, and he said in a panic: "Taifu, Taifu, why are you here?"

"Why can't I be here."

Nan Feng continued to scare him with the voice of tutor Zhang Wei: "I came to see if your thesis had been corrected, but I saw you neglecting your studies, doting on the demon concubine, killing the eighteenth brother, and even plotting against the Queen Mother. !

"Zhang Wei, don't you want to graduate?"

Zhang Wei's face turned pale when he heard this. He pushed Xiaoxian away from his arms and clasped his hands together and prayed: "Master, Master, I know I was wrong. I will definitely correct the paper."

"Taifu, Taifu, you must not let me delay my graduation. I will be ridiculed by everyone in the world."

Seeing Zhang Wei panic like this, Nan Feng couldn't help but slightly raise the corners of his mouth.

The reason why he knew Teacher Zhang Wei's voice was because the last time Zhang Wei used his staff card to invite him to the university cafeteria for dinner, he happened to meet that old man. Because Teacher Zhang Wei's voice was very distinctive, Nanfeng also remembered it. In my heart.

I had often used Teacher Zhang Wei's voice to prank Zhang Wei before, but the effect was not as good as this time.

Nanfeng snorted: "Forget it, since you usually study quite hard, I won't let you delay your graduation this time, but you still have to be taught a lesson.

"Come here, bring me my ruler."

Youyou picked up the salted fish and handed it to Nanfeng.

Nan Feng whispered softly: "Change it, isn't this Shang Fang's sword?"

"Yeah."

Youyou looked around, and finally she ran to the kitchen and handed Nanfeng a rolling pin.

"This is good."

Nanfeng waved the rolling pin, and the whistling sound made Zhang Wei's eyes twitch.

"Reach out."

"Master..."

"Reach out."

Zhang Wei reluctantly stretched out his hand.

Nan Feng gently patted Zhang Wei's palm with a rolling pin: "This time it will be a small punishment but a big warning. I won't do it next time!"

He pointed to the line of troops where Meijia and the others were standing: "Go up there and stand there. You are not allowed to speak or move."

"yes."

In order not to delay the completion, Zhang Wei stood still obediently.

As for the next Zeng Xiaoxian, it will be easier to deal with.

"Teacher Zeng, what are you dressing up like?"

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with the black underwear on his head and had the urge to poke his eyes out.

Zeng Xiaoxian even touched the underwear on top of his head quite proudly: "I changed my style in a second."

"Okay, it's okay."

Nanfeng said patiently: "But this is the 21st century. Teacher Zeng, you are still a TV host and a very, very famous public figure."

"Hehehe..."

Even when drunk, Zeng Xiaoxian did not forget his narcissism. He gave Nanfeng a thumbs up and said, "I have a good vision. I am such a very, very famous public figure."

Nanfeng clapped his hands and said, "So, for the sake of your public image, should you take off this thing on your head?

“After all, it’s the 21st century now, and people died early in the morning.

"If you openly declare that you are Gege, you will definitely set a bad example for young people, and the station will definitely fire you at that time."

"ah?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he bit his finger nervously and cried like a child: "Yes, I am a public figure, how can I be a princess?"

"yes."

Nanfeng continued to threaten you gently: "Besides, Yifei already despised you for being a sissy. Now that you are both a concubine and a princess, she will definitely despise you even more when she finds out.

"Will your career and love be ruined by then?"

"Yes, yes, Yifei will definitely hate me to death if she finds out."

Zeng Xiaoxian burst into tears: "It's over. My career and love are ruined."

Nanfeng gently touched his head and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay. Xiaoxian, don't cry. Brother Nanfeng can help you find a solution, okay?"

"Nanfeng...brother?" Meijia and the others couldn't help but snicker.

Twenty-two-year-old Nanfeng becomes the elder brother of twenty-seven-year-old Xiaoxian, which is simply the opposite of Tiangang.

However, at this time, Xiaoxian no longer had any extra brain circuits to think about the issue of age. He firmly grabbed Nanfeng's arm: "Brother Nanfeng, you must save me."

"Okay, okay."

The corners of Nanfeng's mouth turned up: "Then call Brother Nanfeng a few more times and listen."

Then he looked at Meijia and urged in a low voice: "Mjia, ​​why are you still stunned? Such a critical moment must be recorded.

"With this video, we can at least blackmail Mr. Zeng into a big meal."

In fact, Nanfeng didn't care whether it was a big meal or not. He wanted to keep a video as evidence to make Mr. Zeng call him brother, so that Mr. Zeng wouldn't just pretend to have amnesia when he mentioned this matter in the future.

"Yes."

Meijia quickly took out her phone to witness this historic moment.

She suddenly felt a little sorry that she didn't record it when Nanfeng pretended to be a tutor and beat Zhang Wei with a stick.

After Xiaoxian called him Brother Nanfeng several times, Nanfeng said with satisfaction: "How about this? As long as you listen to me tonight, Brother Nanfeng will keep this a secret from everyone who knows about it, so that your career and love will be preserved."

"Okay."

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned: "Thank you, Brother Nanfeng."

"So good."

Nanfeng nodded gently: "Then the first thing you need to do now is... take this thing off your head!"

He suddenly changed his face and shouted: "Immediately! Right now!"

"Oh, oh..."

Xiaoxian quickly reached out to take off the underwear on his head, but Teacher Zeng had no experience in taking off underwear. He hurriedly took it off for a long time but failed to take it off.

In the end, Nanfeng pulled off Youyou's underwear.

He turned and stretched out his hand to Youyou: "Do you still want this?"

"No."

Youyou waved her hands repeatedly: "Give this to Teacher Zeng... No, it seems that I can't give it to you... Anyway, I don't want it."

"Okay."

Nanfeng stuffed the underwear into Xiaoxian's coat pocket. He smiled evilly: "Then wait for Teacher Zeng to wake up tomorrow and let him deal with it himself."

Then Nanfeng instructed Xiaoxian: "Now, stand there, don't talk or move, and wait for my next arrangement."

"Oh..."

For his career and love, Zeng Xiaoxian stood beside Zhang Wei obediently.

"Done."

After dealing with Yumo in a few moves, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian's Nanfeng said proudly to Meijia and others: "You are the ones who made you like this?"

"Nanfeng, it has to be you."

Meijia, Youyou and Guan Gu gave Nanfeng a thumbs up at the same time.

"Now let's talk about the three of you."

Nanfeng crossed his arms and hesitated to speak.

Finally, he just sighed and said, "I know everyone drank a lot tonight. Although it's a bit horrible to see this, I saw you guys were having a lot of fun just now.

"We can make as much noise as we want in our own home, but there is only one rule, that is, we can't disturb others."

"Otherwise, if Aunt Bai calls me again, I won't help you deal with the mess."

Mei Jia and the other two nodded repeatedly, they looked at each other, and then ran to Nanfeng and hugged him tightly.

"Thank you, Nanfeng!"

Nanfeng immediately shouted in disgust: "Let go, you are all so dirty!!!"

"Hahaha..."

The three laughed.

Yu Mo also quickly opened his arms and rushed towards Nanfeng.