Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Seeing that Guan Gu chose to support her, Youyou's cheeks flushed even more.

She smiled, and her voice was even sweeter than usual: "So Guan Gu, you are now the little eunuch in the Queen Mother's Palace: Xiao Guzi."

"Little eunuch?"

Guan Gu sighed softly, obviously he was not interested in the role of eunuch.

However, seeing Youyou's expectant look, Guan Gu decided not to spoil her interest.

"Little eunuch is a little eunuch, then Youyou... Ziwei, what should we do now?"

Youyou pointed at Yu Mo who was chasing Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian and said: "Now we will subdue the monster and rescue His Majesty and his beloved concubine."

"Okay."

Guan Gu nodded heavily.

So Youyou grabbed Guan Gu's wrist, and the two went to the battlefield together.

"No, you..."

Mei Jia looked at the five crazy people fighting in the living room with a messy face. She looked down at the big bucket of popcorn she brought, and suddenly laughed out loud.

Never mind, never mind, let them do whatever they want.

I'll just find a place to eat popcorn and watch the show.

She first found a thin blanket and threw it on Zhanbo who was sleeping soundly under the sofa, and then sat on the sofa and watched these crazy people chasing and fighting.

"You fight your own way, don't hurt the queen mother."

Meijia took out her mobile phone and started recording while eating popcorn: "I am an old man, the queen mother, and I can't stand you young people tossing around."

At this time, Guan Gu and Youyou were still walking Yu Mo in circles, and Zhang Wei, the dog emperor, saw that the monster had temporarily lost its threat, and ran to flirt with his concubine.

Zhang Wei hugged Xiaoxian into his arms and said with a doting face: "My concubine, my concubine, when I marry the queen mother... I will make you a princess.

"No, we are now in the Qing Dynasty, I should make you a princess. "

"Ah?"

Meijia, who was eating popcorn, bit her tongue accidentally when she heard this.

"Ah! "

She looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief. You are such a big emperor.

I, the queen mother, treat you as my own son, but you actually want me to be your godmother?

You are really morally corrupt!

"Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog emperor!" Mei Jia, who had bitten her tongue, cursed.

Compared to Mei Jia's shock, the drunk Xiaoxian felt very happy.

He buried his head in Zhang Wei's arms and said coquettishly: "No, no, I want to be a princess now."

Zhang Wei replied stupidly: "But we don't have the banners that princesses wear on their heads."

"I have a way."

Zeng Xiaoxian trotted all the way to the balcony door. He opened the locked balcony door and took off a black bra.

Seeing this, Youyou was immediately anxious: "Teacher Zeng, that's my underwear! "

Zeng Xiaoxian turned a deaf ear to him. He slowly put the bra on his head and then turned it over. The underwear instantly turned into Mickey Mouse ears tied on his head. At first glance, it really looked like a banner on the head of a princess.

Xiaoxian showed off with a orchid finger and lifted one foot in a very seductive way: "I became a princess in a second!"

"Puff!"

Meijia instantly turned into a popcorn shooter and sprayed all the popcorn in her mouth directly.

"Hahahahaha..."

She covered her stomach and laughed, and did not forget to zoom in the mobile phone camera to take a close-up of Teacher Zeng.

Youyou, who was embarrassed with Zeng Xiaoxian for no reason, bumped her head against Guan Gu's shoulder again and again: "Teacher Zeng is still using such an old joke, and he used my underwear!"

Guan Gu was struck by lightning, and wanted to rush up and throw Zeng Xiaoxian over his shoulder.

Yumo seized the opportunity to firmly grasp Youyou's wrist. She smiled foolishly and said: "I caught you. "

Youyou had no time to pay attention to Yumo now, she was still hitting Guan Gu's shoulder with her head.

"Hey, I caught you!"

Yumo, who was already angry, became even more dissatisfied.

I finally caught someone, and you actually wanted to cheat!

Our Majesty Zhang Wei clapped his hands and praised: "My beloved concubine is indeed very smart, so from now on you are a person of extraordinary talent."

"What the hell is a person of extraordinary talent!"

Youyou couldn't stand it at all: "You are a tyrant, and you are a demon concubine!"

"Hey, I caught you, why don't you pay attention to me!"

The drunk Yumo now roared weakly like a little kitten with bared teeth.

Zhang Wei was furious when he heard Youyou's insults: "How dare you, you are insulting the king!"

"So what if I insult you! ”

Unable to continue playing the loyal maid Ziwei, Youyou simply tore up the script and changed her character. It was not the first day she changed the script anyway.

“In fact, I am not only your maid Juhua, I am also the maid entrusted with your care by the late emperor!”

“Maid…maid? ! ! ”

The others present were even more shocked when they heard this. Which crazy emperor would entrust his orphan to a maid?

“Yes, I am the maid entrusted with the care of the orphan!”

Youyou said proudly: “I have the Shangfang sword bestowed by the late emperor… you wait a moment.”

She ran straight to the kitchen and brought a salted fish.

“I have the Shangfang sword bestowed by the late emperor, which can behead the tyrants and greedy ministers.”

Relying on the strong sense of conviction of an actor, Youyou pointed this “Shangfang Salted Fish Sword” at Zhang Wei, and she raised Guan Gu’s wrist and said.

"The late emperor left a legacy. If you are ignorant and unworthy of the heavy responsibility, then let me chop off your head with this Shangfang sword and install the eighteenth prince Aisin Gioro Guangu on the throne."

"Me? Brother 18?"

Guan Gu looked puzzled: "Didn't you just say that I was just the little eunuch beside the Queen Mother?"

Youyou tilted her head and whispered: "That's just your disguise. In fact, you are a fake eunuch."

Guangu was even more confused now: "Fake eunuch?"

Meijia leaned on the sofa, almost dying of laughter: "A fake eunuch hanging around in the harem? Guangu, you are so beautiful.

"If you ask me, don't call me Aixinjueluo Guangu, just call me Aixinjueluo Lao'ai."

"Who is Lao Ai? The Dark Master?" Guan Gu asked doubtfully.

"It's not Lao Ai, it's Lao Ai. Lao Ai is a fake eunuch. He and the Queen Mother had two children... You think I didn't tell you."

Only then did Meijia remember that she was now the Queen Mother, and she told this joke as if she had evil intentions towards Guan Gu.

Although it is not true that he has had bad intentions, that is all in the past.

"Hello!"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Yu Mo was so angry that he stamped his feet: "Do any of you pay attention to me?"

However, her milky roar was not taken seriously by others.

Youyou continued: "These are not important. What is important is Aixinjueluo Zhang Wei, you stupid king!"

She raised the "Sword of Shang Fang" and stepped closer to the trembling Zhang Wei: "You are not good at studies, have no interest in government affairs, favor the evil concubine, and even want to plot against the Queen Mother!

"I, Juhua, will use this Shangfang sword to chop you down today!"

"ah!!!"

Facing Youyou who was walking towards him holding the "Sword of Shang Fang", Emperor Zhang Wei did not hesitate to push his beloved concubine out of his arms to block the sword, but he ran away.

"Hunjun, where can you escape!"

Youyou pushed away Zeng Xiaoxian who was wearing her underwear with disgust. She held the salted fish in her hand and walked a few square steps as if she were standing on a stage.

She shouted in a dramatic tone: "Hunjun, take your life~~~!"

Immediately, Youyou chased Zhang Wei to take the dog's head from his neck.

"Guangu, help me quickly!" Youyou shouted.

"Oh oh oh..."

Guangu took a deep breath and tried his best to fit into the persona that Youyou fabricated for himself: "Hunjun, today I will carry out my father's order and kill you!"

So he also chased Zhang Wei.

"Hey! Why are you ignoring me!"

Yu Mo saw that the Youyou she caught didn't pay any attention to her, and even Guan Gu walked away. Now her anger bar was completely full.

Isn't this just cheating if you can't play well?

What I despise the most is the cheating person!

Yu Mo looked down at the large bowl of egg white mask he was holding and showed an evil smile.

Pandora's box is about to be opened!

She reached out to pick up a ball of egg white mask and threw it directly at Youyou!

Youyou, who was arresting Zhang Wei, was caught off guard and her eyes were blinded by the egg white mask thrown by Yu Mo.

"Yeah, ten points!" Yu Mo cheered happily.

"long!"

Sekiya just wanted to check on Yuyou, but his face was accurately hit by the sharpshooter Yu Mo.

Yu Mo showed an evil smile: "You forced me to do this, I'm really angry!"

She scooped up balls of egg white mask and attacked everyone indiscriminately.

"You all die to me!"

Faced with the mask bombardment of the monster Yu Mo, no matter the emperor or the concubine, the palace maid or the fake eunuch, even the queen mother had to protect her popcorn and run away in a hurry.

"Yu Mo, calm down, don't throw it away!" Meijia quickly dissuaded her.

If Yu Mo is left like this again, the entire 3604 will have to be cleaned.

"don't want!"

While suppressing it with fire, Yu Mo said angrily: "You don't listen to me, and I don't listen to you either."

"This is not the way to go."

Zhang Wei murmured: "The monster's ultimate move is too powerful. Concubine, let's go to my arsenal together, and we'll use Barrett to snipe her!"

"good!"

The drunken Zeng Xiaoxian did not complain at all that his Majesty had just used him to block the sword. He asked doubtfully: "But where is our arsenal?"

"Over there!"

Zhang Wei pointed to the refrigerator.

The two of them withstood Yu Mo's fire bombardment and finally went to the refrigerator and took out Zhang Wei's expired milk.

"How dare you be so arrogant as a little monster? Look at me and my concubine using Barrett to snipe you!"

Then these two guys opened the caps of milk bottles and scattered ammunition wantonly in the hall.

"Come just come, I'm afraid you two won't make it!"

Yu Mo fought one against two without fear, and started a mid-door sniper match with Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian in the living room.

Logically speaking, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian have a lot of milk and bullets, and they are fighting one against the other. No matter how they look at it, they cannot lose.

It's just that one of the two was sleepwalking and the other was drunk. The accuracy of shooting was simply incomparable to Yu Mo. In the end, the two-on-one battle relied on the advantage of ammunition and they could only manage a 50-50 shot with Yu Mo.

"Hey, you all calm down!"

Meijia shouted loudly, but just like everyone ignored Yumo just now, no one would pay attention to her now.

However, although no one paid attention to Meijia, Meijia's voice did successfully attract the attention of Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.

"Your Majesty, what should we do about the two palace maids and eunuchs who rebelled just now?"

"Let's snipe together!"

"Oh...but the Queen Mother is still with them."

Emperor Zhang Wei pursed his lips and said coldly: "By the way, no one else can know about tonight's scandal except me and my beloved concubine!"

"Okay."

So Zeng Xiaoxian rushed to Meijia and the other two who were huddled aside, and splashed the milk in the bottle as if it was free.

"Ah!"

Meijia, who was doused with expired milk, pouted and looked down at the bucket of popcorn in her arms with extreme grievance.

Good popcorn, can it still be eaten after being doused with expired milk?

"My popcorn..."

Meijia, who was filled with grief and indignation, looked at Guan Gu and Youyou, who were also doused with milk and extremely angry, and sharp cold light flashed in the eyes of the three.

"This Queen Mother will fight you guys!"

She reached out and took out a handful of inedible popcorn and threw it at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Dare to destroy my popcorn, I will kill you two, the tyrant and the evil concubine, for the sake of justice!"

"And us!"

Guan Gu and Youyou also grabbed a handful of popcorn and bombarded Zhang Wei, Xiaoxian and Yu Mo indiscriminately.

Today, only one of the three parties is destined to win!

"I will let you ignore me!"

"Look at me and my beloved concubine snipe you, the traitors!"

"Today we will set things right and give the people of the world a bright and clear world!"

The three parties began to bombard wildly, and this crazy night officially entered the era of the Three Kingdoms War.

Zhan Bo, who was sleeping soundly, only felt that the sound in his ears was getting noisier and noisier, as if something had fallen on him.

He opened his eyes dazedly, and saw milk, popcorn, and a bunch of black things flying in the sky.

What is going on? Is he dreaming?

Yes, I must be dreaming, otherwise how could reality be so absurd.

So Zhanbo closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

The three-way battle began to intensify gradually. When the milk, popcorn, and egg white mask were used up, they replaced them with soy sauce, sesame oil, and olive oil. When the seasonings in the kitchen were used up, they started a water fight.

Their battlefield was no longer limited to the living room of 3604. The kitchen, bathroom, Yu Mo, You You, and Zhang Wei's bedrooms all became their battle places.

When Nan Feng and Curry Sauce came back, the whole 3604 was already in a terrible state. Traces of milk, popcorn, egg white mask, and a bunch of messy seasonings were all over the floor and walls.

"Oh my god."

Curry sauce exclaimed: "Are you planning to demolish 3604?"

Nanfeng took a breath of cold air when he saw this: "I never dreamed that the Third World War would actually start from us."

He looked at the six people standing in 3604 strangely: "So can any of you six tell me what happened?"

Mei Jia, who was the most sober, breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Nanfeng coming back. Only then did she realize what her group of guys had just done.

Mei Jia was about to explain the whole story to Nanfeng, but Yu Mo suddenly jumped into Nanfeng's arms.

"Nanfeng, you are finally back."

Yu Mo hugged Nanfeng's waist and refused to let go. She pointed at the other five guys with tears in her eyes and complained.

"The five of them teamed up to bully me. Not only did they ignore me one by one, but they also splashed milk on me and hit me with popcorn!

"They are really too much! "

Nanfeng's eyes narrowed when he heard this.

Meijia, Youyou and Guan Gu, who were more sober, widened their eyes when they heard Yu Mo's explanation of what had just happened.

Strictly speaking, not a single word Yu Mo said was a lie.

But, but, but...but why didn't you tell us about the fact that you just bombarded the five of us like a crazy woman?

Is there anyone who would complain like you?!!