Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was tightly hugged by Zhang Wei, regained his consciousness for a moment. He couldn't help but start to wonder who was the drunk madman between himself and Zhang Wei.

Unfortunately, this short period of rationality and clarity did not even leave the slightest trace in his memory, and was covered by the endless drunkenness.

"My beloved concubine, my beloved concubine... I am your beloved concubine."

The drunk Zeng Xiaoxian accepted this new setting at a speed beyond the imagination of Meijia and the other two. He smiled sweetly at first and called his majesty very shyly.

However, Xiaoxian soon realized something, and he pushed Zhang Wei away. A panicked look appeared on his red face.

"No, I'm not your beloved concubine."

"I like Yifei, I can't be your beloved concubine."

"What's wrong with that." Zhang Wei said vaguely, "It's the 21st century now, we have already started to practice monogamy, okay? "

Mei Jia silently complained, "It seems that our Emperor Zhang Wei knows that it is the 21st century now. It seems that he is determined to restore the monarchy."

Guan Gu nodded: "I always feel that Zhang Wei's brain circuits shuttle back and forth between two eras. For example, just now, how could the emperor of China use a Barrett to snipe people."

"Who cares."

Mei Jia's eyes were full of excitement: "I have a feeling that the next scenes will be more and more exciting. I'll go get popcorn now!"

Without waiting for Guan Gu to dissuade her, Mei Jia had relied on her status as the queen mother to pass through unimpeded, and ran all the way back to 3602 to get popcorn.

Zeng Xiaoxian became even more panicked when he heard about monogamy. He said vaguely and incoherently: "Yes, we are now monogamous. I love my concubine, so I can't be your concubine."

Zhang Wei pointed at himself mechanically and slowly and said: "Monogamy means one husband and one wife. ”

“I am your husband, Yifei can be your wife.

“Don’t worry, I studied law, I can guarantee that this is absolutely not illegal!”

Guan Gu was completely dumbfounded. So monogamy can be explained in this way?

He really thought that Zhang Wei should be sent to the Mars Chinese training class to learn Chinese well, otherwise, with his current supermodel Chinese comprehension ability, Guan Gu doubted whether he could understand the legal provisions.

However, strictly speaking, the "monogamy" that Zhang Wei mentioned did not seem to be illegal.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also stunned by Zhang Wei's unique monogamy at this moment, but soon he showed a smile of sudden enlightenment.

Xiaoxian smiled drunkenly: "Yes, we are monogamous now.

"That's okay, I can be your concubine."

So Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei with red eyes and his slightly drunken eyes.

"Your Majesty!"

"My concubine! "

Zhang Wei also opened his arms, waiting for Xiaoxian's hug.

"Your Majesty!"

"My beloved!"

As the two people looked at each other affectionately, a romantic music gradually sounded.

[When the mountain has no edges, when the river no longer flows.]

[When time stops and day and night are no longer distinguished, when everything in the world becomes nothing.]

"Your Majesty!"

"My beloved!"

"Your Majesty!"

"My beloved!"

[I still can't break up with you, I can't break up with you.]

[Your gentleness is the greatest waiting in my life...]

Xiaoxian opened his arms and approached Zhang Wei slowly and slowly step by step.

This pair of people...a perfect couple finally took a crucial step tonight.

They hugged each other tightly, one of them had a blurred look, and the other had a scattered look, but at this moment, their eyes could only accommodate each other.

"Your Majesty!"

"My beloved! "

"Your Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

As the music reached its climax, under the thunder-struck gazes of Guan Gu and You You, their faces moved closer and closer, and even their mouths pouted...

...

"What? ! ! "

In 3604, Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei exclaimed in unison.

"You mean we, we kissed...we kissed? ! ! "

Zhang Wei covered his face with his hands, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into, and Zeng Xiao Xian, who had mysophobia, began to retch repeatedly.

"That's not the case."

Since Mei Jia went to get popcorn at the time, the second half of the story was told by Guan Gu.

He explained: "You two were drunk, sleepwalking, pouting for a long time, twisting your heads around but couldn't align each other's mouths, and then you kept hugging and twisting your heads. "

Zhang Wei exhaled: "It's okay if you can't align them, it's good that you can't align them. "

Zeng Xiaoxian also stopped retching. He narrowed his eyes and smiled wickedly: "Guan Gu, you should have said it earlier. You scared us."

Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian looked at each other with a smile. At that moment, the music seemed to appear in their minds again.

[Let's live freely and unrestrainedly in the world, and ride horses to share the prosperity of the world. ]

[Sing to the wine and sing out the joy in our hearts, and seize the youth vigorously...]

The smiles on their faces instantly withdrew, and were replaced by great disgust for each other.

Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, who were originally sitting together and close to each other, got up from the sofa at the same time.

Zhang Wei went to the sofa on the far left and sat with Meijia, and Xiaoxian went to the sofa on the far right and squeezed together with Guan Gu.

Yumo sat alone on the sofa in the middle with a depressed look on his face: "What? I waited for nothing."

Xiaoxian pulled a stiff smile at the corner of his mouth: "Fortunately, you waited for nothing, otherwise my and Zhang Wei's reputation would be ruined."

"Tsk."

Yumo turned his head away and was unwilling to pay attention to this useless person who fell asleep in the middle of the confession.

Xiaoxian got himself into trouble and could only continue to ask Guan Gu.

"What happened later? How did we break up later?"

Guan Gu and Mei Jia sighed after hearing this: "Then..."

...

In 3604 last night, Guan Gu held his forehead with his hand in pain.

"I know that Mr. Zeng's relationship line will definitely improve after getting drunk tonight, but I never expected that his relationship line tonight would be with Zhang Wei!

"And Youyou, can you turn off this BGM? I almost saw a series of pink love bubbles popping up between the two of them just now."

"BGM? It's not me."

Youyou didn't even look at Guan Gu. She just stared at Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian excitedly, with a face full of eagerness to try.

She really wanted to join.

"Not you?" Guan Gu was immediately puzzled, "Then who would it be?"

"It's me. "

Guan Gu turned his head and looked at the voice. He saw a monster with a face covered in gray and black cement grinning at him. His white teeth looked particularly dazzling against the gray and black cement.

"Ah!"

Guan Gu was so scared that he stepped back again and again, and even Youyou, who he was supporting, staggered back, and then Youyou fell on his butt.

"Yu Mo, what are you doing again?"

Guan Gu raised his head and asked Yu Mo while helping Youyou up.

Yu Mo was holding a full bowl of egg white mask in his hand and applying it on his face: "Can't you see this? It's time for beauty treatment. I'm applying a mask."

Guan Gu asked hesitantly: "Are you sober?"

"Sober? I've never been drunk before."

Yu Mo smiled lightly: "It's fun to see Teacher Zeng drunk, so I pretended to be drunk to accompany him. "

Guan Gu tentatively raised a finger: "I ask you, what is this?"

She leaned forward slightly, squinted her eyes and staggered over.

Seeing her staggering, Guan Gu was afraid that Yu Mo would smash the bowl in his hand.

Yu Mo grabbed Guan Gu's hand with the finger raised, and almost put it in front of her eyes before she said with certainty.

"Eight!"

She smiled foolishly, her eyes full of clear stupidity "...just one stroke is missing."

Guan Gu: "..."

After the appraisal, Yu Mo was really drunk.

At this time, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, who had been twisting and turning, also turned their heads slowly because of Guan Gu's scream just now.

Then they were frightened by Yu Mo.

"Strange...strange...strange...monster!"

Zhang Wei immediately retreated behind Zeng Xiaoxian: "My beloved, I have appointed you as the Grand Marshal of the Army of the World, you quickly go up and solve this monster!"

"No! "

Zeng Xiaoxian said drunkenly: "I'm just drunk, not stupid, how can a human beat a monster."

"Monster?"

Yu Mo smiled foolishly: "Are you playing house with me? Okay, I like playing house the most."

Then she growled like a little wild cat with bared teeth: "I am a monster, I'm going to eat people."

"Ahhhh!!!"

"The monster is going to eat people!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, the wild couple, now flew away in the face of disaster. The two fled in all directions. Yu Mo staggered towards the closer person holding her egg white mask.

Guan Gu was stunned. What was going on?

Another one?

"Yu Mo, why are you... Zhang Wei, don't go to the balcony! "He ran towards the balcony.

Fortunately, this sleepwalker, although the two drunkards were either extremely strong or fearless of pain, and one of them could occasionally use his brain intermittently, crushing the remaining two in terms of IQ, but their movement speed was greatly weakened.

Guan Gu ran desperately and finally locked the balcony door first.

Then he stayed away from Zhang Wei, fearing that he would be hit by Zhang Wei again.

When Guan Gu turned around, he found that Youyou had also joined the battlefield.

"Bold monster, as long as I, Juhua, am here, you will never hurt the Fifth Prince... Bah, you will never hurt His Majesty. "

Yes, Youyou, who was already a little drunk, was completely addicted to acting.

Youyou was already itching to act when Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were acting, and now seeing that even Yumo had a role, how could she be willing to just watch from the side?

Tang's acting rule says: Acting is snatched.

It doesn't matter if the assistant director and others deleted her role, then she will snatch her role back in the apartment.

Tang's acting rule, show time!

"Youyou!"

Guan Gu almost collapsed when he saw this. Why did the number of crazy people increase from two to four in such a short time?

Meijia went to get popcorn and hasn't come back yet. Even if she came back, she and Meijia couldn't subdue four crazy people.

Wanyu is still working part-time, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce are in the dubbing studio, Yifei is on a date, Ziqiao... there is no such person.

Oh my God, is there no other normal person tonight except Meijia and me?

By the way, Zhanbo!

Guan Gu's eyes lit up. He clearly remembered that Zhanbo had just helped Teacher Zeng in with him. But after so many things happened, Zhanbo seemed to be invisible.

Zhanbo, where are you!

Guan Gu looked around anxiously and finally found Zhanbo sleeping soundly under the sofa.

Zhanbo: Already asleep, do not disturb.

ZZZZZ...

Guan Gu looked at Zhanbo desperately, who had no idea when his narcolepsy had started. He could hear a sleepwalker, two drunkards, and a crazy actor fighting and making noises.

He was finally completely desperate.

"No!!!"