Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

3603, Yu Mo rubbed his hungover head and said, "That's probably what happened. I can't remember the rest."

"That's it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded: "You rambled on for more than 6,000 words, including action descriptions and psychological descriptions, but the only useful information was that Yifei went on a date last night, and then we got drunk together?

"You are too watery!"

Yu Mo laughed angrily at Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "Teacher Zeng, if you don't have any literary literacy yourself, don't blame others, okay?"

"I have no literary literacy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped to his feet and said, "I have a master's degree in both history and philosophy!"

"That's also a double master's degree without literary literacy!"

Yu Mo snorted: "If you want useful information, I don't think you need to look for the truth. Anyway, I can guess what will happen next.

"I can sum it up in five words: You are drunk and crazy!

"Okay, now that we have the truth, the story is over. Everyone should go to work and rest."

She said, taking a vicious bite of the sandwich in her hand.

I didn't even get enough sleep last night, so I was woken up by these two idiots. When I woke up in the morning, my head was dizzy. I was still helping Teacher Zeng to recall carefully, but he actually dared to call me stupid. .

It’s simply unreasonable!

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed repeatedly and said: "Yu Mo, the Lun family doesn't mean that."

"Don't be mean to me, I won't accept your trick."

Yu Mo turned his head and stopped talking to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zhang Wei opened his mouth to speak kindly to Teacher Zeng: "Yu Mo, I think Teacher Zeng is just anxious to know what happened, so don't argue with him."

He stepped forward and said, "Also, Teacher Zeng is probably crazy because of alcoholism, what about me?

"I went to bed early in my bedroom last night. Why did I wake up so early in the morning with Teacher Zeng?"

"Zhang Wei, I really have no impression of what happened to you."

Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "Meijia and Zhan Bo didn't drink much last night. They should know more than me. You can ask them later."

Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian looked at each other and prepared to get up to find Meijia and Zhanbo.

It happened that at this time, the voices of Meijia, Youyou and Guangu came from outside the balcony.

"Really, I just realized now that the whole 3604 has been messed up by these lunatics. I don't know how long it will take to clean up."

"Mika, is it possible that the group of lunatics you mentioned... include me and Youyou?"

"Yes, I'm talking about you two lunatics."

The three of them followed the sound to the balcony, and saw Guangu and Youyou chatting on the balcony of 3604, with Youyou still holding the freshly washed sheets in her arms.

"Hey, Yu Mo, Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng, why did you three go to 3603 so early in the morning?"

Youyou greeted the three people on the balcony next door enthusiastically.

"Yuyou, Guangu, do you know what happened last night?"

"last night?"

Youyou and Guangu looked at each other, with masks of pain on their faces at the same time.

"We don't want to remember."

"no!"

Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei shouted in unison.

…

After a while, Meijia, Youyou, and Guangu sat down on 3603's sofa.

"So you three have forgotten everything about last night?"

Meijia looked at Yumo and the others suspiciously: "You three are not trying to escape from labor, are you?"

She pointed in the direction of 3604: "I'm telling you, none of you five can run away from 3604's hygiene today."

"Okay, okay, okay."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei nodded and promised: "We will talk about hygiene later, so Meijia, do you know how the three of us appeared in 3603 inexplicably?"

"I don't know that."

Meijia spread her hands: "In my memory, what happened after we drank together is like this..."

As Meijia spoke, time went back to the sunny bar last night.

…

The bartender A Bing came over with a smile: "Are you satisfied with our new vodka?"

Guangu said slightly drunkenly: "I'm very satisfied. Didn't you see that the wine bottles are empty?"

Ah Bing bowed slightly: "Okay, please use it slowly. If you need anything, you can call me at any time."

Zi Qiao looked slightly drunk. He pushed Mei Jia and said, "Please leave a door for me tonight."

Meijia looked sideways at Zi Qiao: "It's so late, where would you like to go if you don't go back to the apartment after drinking?"

Zi Qiao, who was all red in the face, laughed and said with drunken eyes, "Of course I want to go out and have fun."

"roll!"

Meijia immediately darkened her face: "You dare to go out and hang out even if you are drunk, be careful of causing trouble.

"I'm warning you, if you don't come home before twelve o'clock tonight, I will directly use the anti-theft chain."

Zi Qiao whistled nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter. In the worst case, I'll call Curry Sauce later to hold the door open for me."

"roll!"

Just as Guangu, Meijia and Ziqiao were chatting, a burst of heroic singing came.

"The waves are running, the waves are flowing, the river is rolling thousands of miles forever..."

Zeng Xiaoxian came back from the toilet swaying with a bottle of vodka, followed by Zhan Bo who wanted to help him.

He raised his neck and let out a long, long wine burp.

"Hiccup...hiccup...hiccup hiccup hiccup...hiccup..."

Zhan Bo was stunned for a moment: "There is still such a rhythm of hiccups?"

"hey-hey……"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up unsteadily, raised his wine bottle and shouted: "Please call me the ancient Greek god of hiccups!"

Guangu adjusted his glasses: "This doesn't seem to be a trend of this era, right?"

"Shhhhhh!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu angrily: "It's too noisy, you are too noisy! I can't even hear the sound of the coffee table!"

"You yelled so loudly, but you still have the nerve to accuse me of being noisy?"

Guangu also burped: "Besides, where did the sound come from from the coffee table?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's legs went weak and he fell straight on the sofa. He lay on the sofa and smiled foolishly: "It's because you are too noisy that the turtle doesn't talk to you."

Sekiya:"……"

Why is this good guy suddenly talking about turtles again?

He turned to look at Meijia who hadn't drank much: "How much did Teacher Zeng drink tonight?"

Meijia thought for a while: "We drank two boxes of vodka in total, and he drank almost one box by himself."

This is the first time that Meijia has seen Teacher Zeng drink so much. You must know that he did not drink so much before he succeeded in the audition of "Xiao Xian's Date" last time.

Guangu was stunned when he heard this: "The rest of us drank a box of it, why didn't I feel anything?"

Meijia pointed at Yu Mo who was helped back by Youyou: "That's because Yu Mo drank more than half a box alone, and the remaining five of us only drank half a box in total."

Yu Mo's face was flushed at this time, and his whole face looked like a ripe apple.

She clapped her hands and said, "Teacher Zeng, you sang so beautifully just now."

"right."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Where did I just sing?"

"correct……"

He then sang at the top of his lungs: "Wandering, flowing, the river will never stop for thousands of miles... My future tense is up to me, and I can dance all day long and entertain the whole screen."

"The dream of uninterrupted electricity is accelerating...Fairy tales say that there will be a rainbow after the rain..."

Zi Qiao shuddered: "Why does this last sentence make me feel so horrified that my wife and children are separated?"

Meijia snorted: "As if you will get married."

"Too."

He waved his hand: "Forget it, I'll go to the toilet first and make a phone call."

After Zi Qiao left, Youyou threw the drunk Yu Mo on the sofa.

"Oh my god, everyone is really going crazy tonight."

Youyou sat back on the sofa and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

She also drank a lot tonight. At this moment, her snow-white skin was glowing with a rose-like red color, which made Guangu unable to control her gaze.

"Sekiya? Sekiya?"

Meijia pushed Guan Gu, who looked dull: "Guan Gu, you didn't drink much tonight, why is your face so red?"

Guangu came back to his senses and said, "Maybe this wine is too good."

"oh……"

Meijia turned her head and followed Guan Gu's line of sight to look at Yuyou, who was fanning herself with her hands. She suddenly asked with a wicked smile: "Which head are you on?"

"Cough cough cough..."

Guangu suddenly coughed repeatedly.

…

The memories suddenly condensed, and everyone returned to 3603's living room as soon as the scene changed.

Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, and Yu Mo looked at Guangu with strange expressions.

Sekiya stared at Mika with red ears at this time, and he protested seriously: "でたらめを言う! (Nonsense!)

"At that time, I was just in a daze after drinking too much. How could I be as vulgar as you just said!"

Meijia said she did not accept Sekiya's protest: "This is just a reasonable guess and reasoning. Otherwise, why don't you ask everyone present whether my guess makes sense?"

Yu Mo and three others nodded in unison.

They had long thought that Sekiya was a little too nice to Yuyou, but now they saw that there was something fishy.

"Yuyou, what do you think?"

Youyou blushed and said nothing.

In the eyes of everyone looking at the fun, she stood up in a panic: "I, I want to go to the toilet... Bah!!

"I'm going to use the bathroom."

Seeing Youyou running away in a hurry, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled contemptuously at Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu, you..."

"Teacher Zeng, calm down, we don't have conclusive evidence after all."

Zhang Wei pulled Xiaoxian with his front leg to calm him down, then turned his back and asked Guan Gu: "So you really have a crush on Youyou?"

"I, I...I didn't!" Guangu said firmly.

But as we all know, Guangu and Zhanbo are the two people in the apartment who are the least able to lie. Just by looking at him stuttering and scrambling, everyone knew it.

Meijia opened the deal enthusiastically: "We will start a temporary group chat without Guangu and Yuyou later, and guess how long it will take for Guangu and Yuyou to be together.

"Old rules, except for the three people with the closest guesses, everyone else will consciously send a red envelope of 200 yuan to the group chat in [Sixth Floor Base Camp] for everyone to grab."

Xiaoxian snapped his fingers: "I'll give it within half a year."

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said: "Then I will give it within five months."

Yu Mo licked his lips: "I'll give you something exciting, just within three months."

"Hello!"

Guangu asked with a dark face: "Have you ever made a bet face to face like this? Can you consider the feelings of the person involved?"

"Then Guangu, do you want to come with me?"

Meijia said with a smile: "If you can get Yuyou to confess to you, then it will be a house-take-all, and all of us will send red envelopes to the group."

"Don't even think about it!"

Guan Gu said subconsciously: "I can't bet on my relationship with Youyou."

"Oh..."

The four people's eyes flashed with smugness, they clapped their hands and cheered, and shouted together that they had a happy cooperation.

Then the four people shouted towards the toilet: "Guan Gu said he can't bet on his relationship with Youyou!"

Guan Gu is still Guan Gu, he is really too naive, even Meijia and the other four didn't expect that they could trick him out so easily.

"You guys!"

Guan Gu didn't know what to say.

In the bathroom, Youyou leaned against the door of the bathroom, her face was already red and hot.

At this moment, she was desperately fanning herself with both hands just like in the bar: "It's so hot, so hot, why is it so hot.

"It must be because of the alcohol last night..."

Youyou fanned herself, and the corners of her mouth slightly curled up with the wind. In the end, all her expressions were covered by her hands covering her face.