Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Xiaoxue, I am Lu Xiaobu, do you still remember me?"

In 3602, Zi Qiao was sitting on the sofa in the living room and talking on the phone. Meijia, who was cleaning the dining table beside her, curled her lips while watching Zi Qiao's performance.

"We met in the bar, and yes, I'm the one with the Garfield on my butt."

"Ugh." Meijia retched silently.

"You also gave me twenty phone numbers and asked me to guess which one was you. Of course, how could I forget the beauty's phone number?

"Don't say twenty phone numbers, even if you give me fifty, I will write them all down and try them one by one.

"I believe that fate will always let me find you."

Meijia cleared her throat: "Xiao Bu, who are you talking to on the phone? I'm so busy at home that you, my boyfriend, don't even know how to feel sorry for me."

Zi Qiao looked at Meijia in shock, while still paying attention to the phone in his hand: "No, Xiaoxue, listen to me..."

"Xiaobu, why don't you come over quickly and accompany your lovely girlfriend to do housework."

"Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue..."

Zi Qiao looked at the hung up phone with a look of helplessness: "Chen Meijia, you must destroy my good deeds to satisfy you."

"How can I not, was there a lie in what I just said? Aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend?"

"We are just a fake couple in name only, we are just acting for everyone to see. I warn you, don't get in the way of me picking up girls."

Meijia sneered and said: "It turns out that Master Lu also knows that we are going to perform for everyone. If you call a girl in the suite in broad daylight, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

"Lu Ziqiao, are you having a nervous attack or did you really get salt soda in your head?"

"What do you know?" Zi Qiao said with a scheming look: "Curry Sauce is at work, Guan Gu is out for a meeting with his Japanese boss, and you and I are the only ones in the entire suite now."

"It's so funny. It's like those four people in 3601 are not familiar with us. Even if Sister Yifei and Zhanbo are working now, do you think Teacher Zeng won't come over to hang out after sleeping in the night shift, or are you afraid of not having a job? Wan Yu doesn’t come to visit us?

"Lu Ziqiao, I don't need to remind you that you are still under sister Yifei's scumbag surveillance period, right?"

Meijia glanced at Ziqiao's lower body: "Sister Yifei told me that if you dare to make a mistake, you will have all three legs broken this time."

Zi Qiao felt a chill: "Hu Yifei, this crazy woman, always likes to use violence to solve problems."

"Very good, I will help you tell your sister Yifei." Meijia smiled happily.

"No, Miss, please understand that we are in the same group."

"Who is with you?" Meijia pushed away Ziqiao who was approaching, with a businesslike expression, "Cooperation is cooperation, friendship is friendship. Besides, we don't seem to have any friendship other than a cooperative relationship pretending to be a couple."

Meijia looked resentful: "Really speaking of our previous relationship, I deserved to chop you up!"

"Well……"

Ziqiao was silent, even he thought that if Meijia really chopped him up alive, he deserved it.

Meijia wanted to cut Lu Ziqiao into pieces, but in the end she just threw the rag in her hand at Zi Qiao: "Also, even if you put aside these messy relationships, Lu Ziqiao, you are terrible as a roommate."

She pointed at every corner of the apartment and began to scold Zi Qiao: "Just tell me that we have lived in this apartment for three months, how many times have you done housework?

"Did you clear the table when you ate? Did you empty the trash can? Did you sweep and mop the floor when it was dirty?

"If others don't rush you, you, a young master, won't even flush the toilet!"

Meijia looked at Ziqiao with a look of disgust, as if she were looking at a toilet that didn't flush: "From today on, if you dare to run away without seeing anyone when it's your turn to clean up, I'll take care of all the flowers, grass, foxes, and nightingales you have outside. There must be no one left.

"Who is not a veteran who has been wandering around in the world? Which of those tender yellow-haired girls out there can withstand my attacks?"

Zi Qiao was very dissatisfied: "Guan Gu hasn't done any housework in the past three months. Wasn't it you who did the work? Why didn't I see you talking about him?"

He wasn't dissatisfied with Meijia for scolding him, he was just dissatisfied with Meijia's double-standard attitude.

"Nonsense, I am Guan Gu's life assistant. What's wrong with me being paid to help others? If you are willing to pay me a salary, forget about the hygiene of the suite. I will also wash your dirty clothes and socks for you. ”

Meijia stretched out her hand towards Zi Qiao: "A fair price, one thousand and two dollars a month, absolutely worth the money, high quality and low price. Master Lu, if you have money to pick up girls, you won't have no money to hire a domestic helper, right?"

Zi Qiao said proudly: "It's a joke. When I pick up girls, I've always been the one who spends most of my time with girls."

Meijia gave a thumbs up: "You are awesome, but you are shameless."

She immediately lost her interest in arguing with Lu Ziqiao: "Since you have no money, then you should be a little more responsible and clear the table first today."

As Meijia spoke, she stopped talking to Zi Qiao and turned around to unpack the express that had just arrived.

"What did you buy?" Zi Qiao picked up the small ticket on the side.

"Candles, red wine, record player... Okay, here you accuse me of picking up girls in the living room, but when you turn around, you actually want to have a trance at home!"

"If I knew how to use the enchantment array, I would charm you as soon as possible to prevent you from being stupid in front of me." Meijia said with disdain on her face, "With your brain, being fascinated by the enchantment array will help you improve your IQ. .”

"Then what do you want to do?"

"It's not me, I bought it for Yifei."

"Yifei, her bestiality finally came out and she started to invade nakedly? Who is the target? Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, or Nanfeng?"

"No, it was Guan Gu who said he wanted to fall in love two days ago. Sister Yifei saw that Guan Gu was a nice person, so she wanted to bring Guan Gu together with her best friend.

"Sister Yifei stayed on the phone for two nights before the beautiful lady agreed to give it a try. But today, Monday, she didn't have time to set it up, so she had to ask me to help set up the scene."

"To set the scene, let's have a candlelight dinner." Once Zi Qiao came to the field where he was good at, his whole state was different. He said arrogantly, "The last time she arranged a candlelight dinner for Zhanbo and Wanyu, right? , the effect is so bad, why didn’t she learn a lesson, didn’t she do any other fancy things?”

Meijia looked surprised: "Is it possible that she only knows this one trick? If Yifei is really as good at falling in love as she said, she wouldn't be single now."

"That's reasonable." Zi Qiao nodded in agreement, "So you didn't want to use any other tricks? Don't blame me for pouring cold water on you. Although I don't know what Yifei's best friend is like, I still know Guangu very well.

"Just giving him this candlelight dinner will only affect his performance."

"So we have prepared a secret weapon this time, which is very powerful and absolutely reliable."

"Oh?" Zi Qiao took the opportunity to sit next to Meijia, "What's the secret weapon?"

I saw Meijia take out a bottle of colorless liquid from the bag: "Look."

Zi Qiao picked up the bottle of unknown liquid. The dense English words on it gave him a headache. He could only make random remarks: "Is this...the legendary sleeping black tea? Don't you want to cook it directly?" Bar?"

"It's true that ivory cannot come out of a dog's mouth. This is a kind of aromatherapy imported from India, called love at first sight." Meijia imitated Yifei's previous popular science style and repeated, "This is made from a flower in southern India called... what is it called? Up?"

Well, obviously Meijia can't remember such a long speech.

So she could only say vaguely: "In short, all you need to know is that this kind of aromatherapy can promote the secretion of hormones and make people involuntarily develop a liking for each other. It can be called the Aladdin's magic lamp for young men and women to fall in love and date."

"So powerful?" Zi Qiao disapproved, "If I could really achieve good things with a bottle of aromatherapy these days, scum like me would have been out of the spotlight a long time ago."

"Can't you tell, you actually know that you are a scumbag?"

"It's because I knew I was a scum that I decided to fight to the end." Zi Qiao stood up, "Okay, so your scumbag Brother Qiao is going to hunt new prey, and he finally found it under Yifei's surveillance. I had the opportunity to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman, but you turned her off.

"No, how about tonight? I have to find a beautiful girl to go on a date with. Otherwise, I will have to go back to the apartment tonight to watch Guangu fall in love. It makes me feel uncomfortable just thinking about it."

Meijia was still lowering her head to check the arrangements for tonight: "It's up to you, but I'm warning you, if you get caught picking up girls, you will suffer it yourself no matter what happens. Even if your legs are broken by Yifei, you are not allowed to hurt us both." It was revealed that they were actually pretending to be a couple."

"Hey, that's not it, then you're not waiting for me to die."

"What does it have to do with you? At worst, I will burn more paper for you today next year. Anyway, you are not allowed to say a word about us two being fake lovers. Otherwise, I will go there in the middle of the night even if I don't break your legs. I will castrate you to eliminate harm to the people!"

Zi Qiao could only deal with it casually: "Okay, okay, I promise you. If I get caught, it's because I, Lu Ziqiao, am not very affectionate. You, Chen Meijia, should be pure and pure."

He turned to leave, but heard Meijia's extremely calm and indifferent voice behind him: "If you think this is delaying your pursuit of girls, let's find an opportunity to stage a breakup in front of them another day, so that you can be free."

"Chen Meijia, are you crazy? The rent is halved and all water and electricity are waived. You don't want it anymore?"

"No, if you want, you can find someone to act as a fake couple with you later." Meijia lowered her head and rummaged through the bag, but she turned left and right and found nothing.

Ziqiao looked at Meijia blankly, but could only see Meijia's head buried deep in the paper bag.

"It's just that if you really find someone who is willing to accompany you to act as a fake couple, please move to another floor of the apartment. After all, this apartment can no longer accommodate you and your actor girlfriend... Unless you live in the same room .”

Zi Qiao moved her lips, and the two lips moved up and down like two dried fish.

"Why?"

"I'm tired. I don't want to wander around the world anymore."

Very good, the contract for 100,000 words has not passed, this book is useless, just treat it as a power generation for love. well