Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The high-pitched screams of Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian echoed in the small bedroom.

The two men, who were naked from the waist up, fought hard for the only quilt on the bed.

"Give me!"

"Give me!"

"this is mine!"

"this is mine!"

Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were holding each other with their horns covering their chests, looking at each other with lustful eyes... Bah, they were lustful.

"Beast!"

"brute!"

"abnormal!"

"Scum!"

"Shameless scum!"

The two of them cursed each other angrily for a while, and they stopped only when their mouths were dry.

They looked at each other fiercely and asked in unison: "How did you get into my room?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were both stunned, and then shouted in unison: "This is my room!"

After the two calmed down and carefully observed the surrounding environment, they discovered that this bedroom was not their room at all, but the guest room of 3603.

Now the two of them faintly realized that this matter was not as simple as they thought.

Furthermore, although Zhang Wei/Teacher Zeng is usually a bit naughty and perverted, their sexual orientation should still be normal... right?

This is not certain, after all, he is too handsome, and maybe Mr. Zhang Wei/Zeng will be spoiled by his appearance if he is obsessed with it.

"what's the situation?"

Zhang Wei is still confused: "I didn't go to bed early in my bedroom, why did I suddenly come to 3603?"

He looked at Zeng Xiaoxian angrily: "Teacher Zeng, what on earth happened?"

"You ask me, who should I ask?"

Zeng Xiaoxian bared his teeth and said, "Except for the severe pain in my head, I can't think of anything else."

He tentatively stretched out his hand to touch the back of his head, and then yelled.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief: "Why is there such a big swelling on the back of my head?"

Zhang Wei said he didn’t know either.

He just took a few sleeping pills and went to bed early. Who knew he would wake up like this the next day.

My own innocent body!

"I can't remember it either. I just remember that I went to the bar with everyone last night..."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said in pain: "No, my head hurts so much, not only the outside, but also the inside of my head.

"It's over. I don't have a brain tumor, right?"

"Teacher Zeng, I think that instead of asking whether your head hurts, we should pay more attention to other parts."

Zhang Wei asked hesitantly: "Aside from your head pain...does your butt hurt?"

"I don't know, I can't figure it out."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his whole body was in pain, especially his head, which was about to explode. How could he care whether his butt hurt or not?

"...but my butt hurts a little." Zhang Wei was almost crying.

You know you were a virgin last night, could it be possible that you are no longer a virgin today?

"calm down."

When Zhang Wei said this, Zeng Xiaoxian also began to feel a dull pain in his butt. He took a deep breath: "We are just topless now, right? So just open the quilt and see if we are wearing pants."

"What if I don't have any clothes on?"

"Then die!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said: "When the time comes, one of us will sink into the river, and the other will jump off the cliff. We must die far away!"

Don't be afraid of your bones being shattered into pieces, you want to leave your innocence in this world.

If their innocence is gone, then they might as well be shattered into pieces.

"What a good idea. If we die closer, people might think we are committing suicide for our love." Zhang Wei nodded in agreement.

The two looked at each other and took a deep breath.

"Are you ready?"

"Three! Two! One!"

The two of them suddenly opened the quilt, and suddenly there was a scream that echoed through the sky in the small bedroom.

"ah!!!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed like a drake.

Zhang Wei covered his ears and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who was screaming in shock.

"Teacher Zeng, aren't we well dressed? What are you yelling at?"

That's right, when the two of them lifted the quilt and took a look, they found that they were still wearing pants.

Zhang Wei was wearing his favorite Spongebob pajamas, while Xiaoxian was wearing tight jeans.

"No, look what these sticky things are on my pants."

Xiaoxian pointed to his jeans, which were covered with traces of dried milky white liquid.

"Zhang Wei, what on earth did you pervert do to me!"

Zhang Wei was also startled by Zeng Xiaoxian's words, but then he shrugged his nose and slowly leaned towards Zeng Xiaoxian!

"What do you want to do?!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian kicked Zhang Wei with all his strength. His eyes were full of disbelief: "This pervert finally showed his true colors. I knew it was all your fault."

"Teacher Zeng, please calm down."

Zhang Wei used his arms to block Zeng Xiaoxian's weak kick, and he said blankly: "I just want to smell you."

"You are indeed a pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked when he heard this, and now he kicked Zhang Wei harder and harder.

Zhang Wei lost his patience and simply used his strength to suppress the weakling Zeng Xiaoxian.

While Xiaoxian was wailing in despair, Zhang Wei smelled Xiaoxian's body carefully and then kicked Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, did you grow your nose to look good? You can't even smell such a strong smell of milk!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, then he raised his arm and smelled it with his nose. Sure enough, it was not just his pants. He was filled with the aroma of milk from head to toe, including his hair.

Now Zhang Wei understood why he always felt that he could smell the smell of milk when he was asleep. For a long time, it was the smell of Teacher Zeng.

vomit……

He suddenly felt sick.

After Zeng Xiaoxian smelled the smell of milk on his body, he knew that his innocence was preserved. He immediately smiled at Zhang Wei: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding."

"screw you!"

Zhang Wei said disdainfully: "Teacher Zeng, you can question my orientation, but you must not question my aesthetics."

Zeng Xiaoxian was furious when he heard this: "You are such a black coal and you still have the nerve to say this. Who put your hand on my chest just now!"

You, Zhang Wei, are the only ones who have the nerve to talk about aesthetics. Who in the entire love apartment doesn’t know that my handsome brother Xian is more handsome than Takeshi Kaneshiro, and more handsome than Daniel Wu? You actually have the nerve to dislike me!

"me……"

Zhang Wei was momentarily confused and could only sneer and say: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding."

Zeng Xiaoxian was too lazy to talk to Zhang Wei. He stood up and picked up his clothes.

"Get up quickly, let's clean up briefly and then go ask everyone what happened last night and how we ended up like this."

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up unsteadily. He felt as if his whole body had been run over by a stamping machine countless times.

Especially his head, Xiaoxian felt that his whole head was hurting inside and out. In this case, he couldn't remember what happened last night.

He only vaguely remembered some bloody Qiong Yao dramas like Emperor, Fifth Elder Brother, Ziwei, and Princess.

By the way, there seems to be another sentence... It's very long, I don't know what it is.

Xiaoxian lowered his head and looked at his second brother.

He looked at an empty plate on the bedside table and asked curiously: "What was on this plate... Forget it, I asked in vain."

Compared to himself, Zhang Wei seemed to know nothing.

Zhang Wei picked up a broken lipstick and asked in confusion: "Mr. Zeng, is this lipstick yours?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly darkened his face: "What do you think?"

"Maybe you have some special hobbies."

"Go to hell!"

Zeng Xiaoxian angrily grabbed the pillow on the bed and threw it at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei grabbed the pillow in the air, then twisted and laughed: "You can't hit it, you can't hit it."

"Wait a minute!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes narrowed: "You turn around first."

"what?"

Zhang Wei was confused.

Xiaoxian said impatiently: "Turn around if I ask you to."

"oh."

Zhang Wei turned around obediently, and Zeng Xiaoxian also came forward and stared at Zhang Wei's back carefully.

They had been at war with each other for a long time. Zeng Xiaoxian had never seen Zhang Wei's back. It was only when he twisted just now that he could vaguely see the lipstick marks all over Zhang Wei's back.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a closer look and realized that the lipstick marks all over his back looked more like someone had written two big characters on Zhang Wei's back with lipstick.

Apart from anything else, the quality of this lipstick is quite good. Even after Zhang Wei spent a night on the bed and his entire back was mushy, Xiaoxian could still vaguely see the traces of these two words.

"Idiot."

Xiaoxian murmured.

Zhang Wei was immediately unhappy when he heard this. He turned around and complained: "Why do you curse so easily?"

"I didn't scold you, I said you were stupid."

"Ah?" Zhang Wei became more and more dissatisfied.

You called me a fool, but you had the nerve to say you didn't scold me.

What's going on, are you a doctor planning to issue me a certificate of mental disability?

Xiaoxian now knew that he had said the wrong thing, and he hurriedly said: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm saying that the word stupid was written on your back with lipstick."

"real or fake?"

Zhang Wei ran to the full-length mirror in the guest room and turned around to take a look. Sure enough, he vaguely saw the word "Stupid" written in lipstick: "What the hell is going on!"

"Who knows."

Zeng Xiaoxian urged: "We two don't know anything right now, so hurry up and get dressed and go out and ask other people."

"good."

The two began to find their own clothes. Zeng Xiaoxian picked up his wet clothes that were full of milky fragrance and fell into deep thought.

Zhang Wei looked at his Spongebob pajamas stained with vomit and felt distressed: "Oh, these are my favorite pajamas."

The two people, who had nothing to wear, looked at each other and didn't know what to do for a moment.

Zhang Wei suddenly remembered something. He quickly went to the wardrobe in the guest room and opened it. Sure enough, there was a high-end suit inside.

This suit was the first time he and Nanfeng met. They went to Xiaonan Country to celebrate the successful audition of Teacher Zeng. Nanfeng lent him one of his high-end suits to support his appearance.

Although Nanfeng, who had a mysophobia, later said that he would give this set to himself, he did not accept it.

So Nanfeng said that he would keep this suit in the guest room for himself, and now it is staying quietly in the closet of the guest room, waiting for the new owner to appear.

Zhang Wei picked up the suit and said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "I will put on my clothes and go out first, and then I will go to your room to help you get your clothes."

"good."

Zeng Xiaoxian let out a sigh of relief and sat down on the bed. His restless hands fumbled for something unusual under the quilt.

Xiaoxian took out the things from the quilt.

It was a black underwear.