Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zi Qiao never expected that he would be slapped twice in the face by one of his own people before he did anything today.

If the slap from Youyou was within his tolerance, then the Tathagata palm from Meijia was a pain that Zi Qiao could not bear in his life.

She is really willing to hit him!

Seeing that his fishing plan was about to turn into a scumbag battle meeting between Yuyou and Meijia, Ziqiao could only ask for help from Xiaoxian and Guangu who were keeping tabs not far away.

【Jianghu comes to the rescue! ! ! 】

[If you don’t come out to help me, I will die! 】

Seeing Ziqiao in trouble, Xiaoxian naturally did his part.

"Guangu, come on!"

"ah?"

Guangu pointed to himself in astonishment: "Shall I go?"

"Nonsense, of course it's you."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pushed Guan Gu out: "I am a public figure and I have to pay attention to my public image. Of course, only you can wade through this muddy water."

"But I won't lie."

Xiaoxian urged: "No matter how you deceive, Ziqiao will definitely adapt to the situation.

"Hurry up, hurry up, if it's too late, I'm going to tear the scumbag apart!"

Guan Gu half pushed and half walked to the front of Zi Qiao and the others.

He paused, then waved to them and said, "Hi~"

Zi Qiao: "..."

He now had the urge to slap himself in the face.

[Guangu, I really belong to you. 】

When Guan Gu saw that Zi Qiao's eyes were about to spit fire, he quickly reacted.

"Oh, little aunt, why are you sick again?"

Youyou was stunned: "Me? Getting sick?

"Also, who is your little aunt?"

"Look at you, you've even forgotten who you are."

Without saying a word, Guangu took out the pillow from Youyou's belly and explained to Zi Qiao and the other two: "I'm sorry, this is my little aunt.

"She has a brain problem. She stuffs a pillow into her head to pretend to be pregnant. She calls any man she meets a scumbag a scumbag."

Seeing Guangu winking at him desperately, Youyou understood immediately.

This is about changing the play.

So she slapped Guan Gu with her backhand: "Scumbag!"

Youyou said heartbrokenly: "How could you betray me!"

"You heartless person, I gave birth to thirteen children for you, and now I am still pregnant with the fourth child, but you actually came out to eat them!

"What a beast!"

"Look." Guangu spread his hands, "I said she should call any man she meets a scumbag a scumbag."

"That's fucking okay!"

Zi Qiao saw Youyou saying the same lines, but he just weakly slapped Guan Gu, making him feel bad all over.

[No, Tang Youyou, have you not had enough to eat? 】

[Why was the slap on my face harder than Mount Tai, but the slap on Guangu’s face was lighter than cotton? 】

[Are you slapping him or touching his face? 】

[You might as well just flirt in front of me. 】

Zi Qiao suddenly became very angry. This was a blatant differential treatment.

Tang Youyou, who is your nephew?

Zi Qiao didn't have time to say anything, and saw Guangu quickly pulling Yuyou to leave: "I'm really sorry, I have to take her back to take medicine quickly."

"no……"

Youyou whispered: "Is my role over now?"

Sekiya responded in a low voice: "If you don't end it, the entire fishing plan will be over."

He dragged Youyou away who refused to end, but also felt that the pillow in his hand was too intrusive, so Guangu threw the pillow in his hand to Zi Qiao.

"Consider this pillow as a gift to apologize to you."

The pillow thrown by Guan Gu swept through the air in a wonderful arc and landed accurately on Zi Qiao's face.

Zi Qiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

[Why do you always have trouble with my face! 】

Just when he was about to cry, Meijia stepped forward and gently touched his face.

"I'm sorry. I wrongly blamed you just now. I didn't hurt you, did I?"

Zi Qiao was startled at first, but soon realized that Meijia was going to take advantage of this opportunity to skip the conversation.

Meijia smiled lightly, stretched out her hand toward Ziqiao and said, "Let's get to know each other. My name is Chen Meijia."

"My name is Lu Xiao..."

Ziqiao firmly held Meijia's extended hand and introduced himself as if they were meeting for the first time.

"My name is Lu Ziqiao, nice to meet you."

Meijia asked back: "How happy are you?"

Zi Qiao said without thinking: "I am happy at first sight, and I am happy for the rest of my life."

Meijia chuckled.

…

Guangu pulled Youyou to the secluded corner where he and Teacher Zeng were staying. Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stepped forward and pulled Youyou to sit down.

"My dear aunt, please calm down for a while."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked helpless: "We obviously discussed it yesterday, why did you suddenly add another drama?"

Youyou pouted, with a gloomy look on her face: "It's not fun, it's boring.

“There was no role for me on the set, and I wasn’t allowed to act in the apartment.

"Ahhh!"

Guangu quickly covered Youyou's mouth to stop her screams that were getting louder.

"Yuyou, even if there are fewer people in the bar during the day, it's still clear here. We need to keep our voices down."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously: "What's going on over there on the set? Haven't you been with the crew for half a month? How could it be possible that you don't have a role in the scene?"

Youyou broke Kaguya's hand and said angrily but helplessly: "The assistant director just called me and said that there was force majeure and part of my scene would be cut."

Xiaoxian and Guan Gu looked at each other and said in unison: "Force majeure?"

“For example, the crew secured a sponsor and had to film a few scenes about product placement.

"Or two male leads are competing for position and fame, clamoring to give themselves more roles in the show, so that they can establish themselves as the number one male lead.

“Or maybe someone brings in the money to join the cast, and a character needs to be added out of thin air to the entire TV series, so the script needs to be drastically changed.

“It may even be that a big-name star doesn’t like a certain part of the content and directly orders the director and screenwriter to delete it.

“…and so on, these are collectively referred to as force majeure in the industry.”

She leaned on the table and said feebly: "Nowadays, the duration of a TV series is limited. These force majeure factors either add scenes, change scenes, or delete scenes. If you go through all the trouble, I, a little shrimp, will suffer."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "How many roles do you have left now?"

Yoyo made a scissor hand gesture.

"Two episodes."

Zeng Xiaoxian consoled him: "There are a lot of scenes in two episodes."

"It's two and a half minutes."

Youyou was about to cry: "One minute of appearance, one minute of melancholy ending, and all the scenes in between are gone."

"ah?!!"

Guangu asked quickly: "What about the remaining half minute?"

Youyou cried loudly: "The remaining half minute is to highlight the character of the protagonist Fifth Brother who values ​​love and justice. He will burn my portrait with tears, hold my urn... and put my ashes away." It’s all blown away!”

"No wonder you are acting like this today."

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it and muttered: "Good guy, you are not just playing a dead person this time, but you have to be crushed and ashes in the end. It's really too miserable."

Seeing Yuyou burying her head on the table sadly, Guangu comforted her softly: "Yuyou, it's okay. In the hearts of all of us, you have always been the best actor. The crew deleted your scene because they had no vision."

"But you won't let me act like that."

"The situation this time is special. There is really no way for you to use your talents freely."

Sekiya promised to Youyou: "How about this? If I have a chance next time, I will act with you. You can act however you want, okay?"

Youyou raised her head and her eyes suddenly lit up: "Are you telling the truth?"

"real."

Guangu nodded heavily.

"Sekiya……"

Youyou stood up and gave Guangu a hug: "Guangu, you are the best."

Guangu, who was hugged by Youyou, was a little at a loss. He didn't know where to put his hands.

"Average, average good."

He grinned shyly.

[Yuyou actually took the initiative to hug me, which is great! 】

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw the elated smile on Guan Gu's face, he opened his mouth in shock.

"You...she...

"oh……"

Xiaoxian stretched out his index finger and pointed back and forth at Guangu and Youyou, unable to say a complete sentence for a long time.

His face was filled with the joy of eating a big melon, and he raised his eyebrows at Guangu in a disgraceful way.

[I didn’t expect that Guan Gu, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually wanted to be Zi Qiao’s uncle. 】

[Guan Gu Qingqiu, you are quite ambitious. 】

Guan Gu saw Zeng Xiaoxian staring at him as if he was watching a good show, and now his hands that had nowhere to rest finally became useful.

He clasped his hands together and prayed to Teacher Zeng repeatedly.

Xiaoxian also beat his chest several times at him, and then gave a thumbs up to Guangu.

Don't worry, good brothers are loyal!

Guangu was relieved.

Not long after, Youyou also realized that her reaction was a bit excessive, and she quickly let go of Guangu's hand.

"Sorry Guan Gu, I was too excited just now."

"it's okay no problem."

Before Guan Gu opened his mouth, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled mischievously and said: "Guan Gu, he definitely won't mind, right, Guan Gu~"

Youyou looked at Teacher Zeng in confusion: "Teacher Zeng, why do you speak in such a tone? Do you have phlegm stuck in your throat?"

The smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face faltered.

"Yes, Teacher Zeng's throat is indeed not feeling well today."

Guangu quickly changed the subject: "Let's keep an eye on Ziqiao and Meijia. It is estimated that their chatting will be over in a while."

"All right."

So Youyou pulled Guangu to sit down, and Xiaoxian secretly hit Guangu's chest.

The three of them watched the movements of Zi Qiao and Mei Jia closely.

Although this pair of Condor Heroes usually don't deal with each other, when they really cooperate, they are the two people who have the best understanding of each other in the apartment.

Just the way the two of them were mixing honey with oil made Xiaoxian think of the honeymoon period between Master Lu Bu and Little Diao Chan when they first moved in.

After a while, Ziqiao felt that the time was ripe and left with the excuse of going to the toilet, leaving Meijia alone waiting for the fish to bite.