Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 291 The matchmaker gene is ready to move
Wan Yu, Zhang Wei and Guan Gu couldn't help but twitch their mouths when they saw this group of boy scouts who were fearless the day before now running away in fear.
This is really a terrible reputation that makes children stop crying.
Guan Gu and Zhang Wei had heard of the name of the deadly female devil as early as the day before yesterday. They were not too surprised. They were even covering their mouths and snickering at this time.
Wan Yu turned to Nanfeng and confirmed: "This fatal female devil is..."
"ah?"
Because the helmet and earplugs cut off most of the sound, and because Nanfeng had just focused on listening to the movement at the entrance of the village, he really didn't hear what Wanyu was asking this time.
Wan Yu pointed at Nanfeng's helmet, made trumpet shapes with her hands and shouted, "I ask who this life-killing female devil is?"
Nan Feng burst into laughter upon hearing this.
He didn't answer directly, but hummed a little tune.
This melody is very familiar to everyone. It is the ending theme of "Legend of Nezha" - "Young Hero Little Nezha".
"It's her, it's her, it's her, it's her! The deadly devil~Hu Yifei."
"It's her, it's her, it's her, it's her, Hu Zuofei~Hu Yifei!"
In fact, there are many more lyrics to the song "The Devil Hu Yifei" that is spread by the children in the village, but Nanfeng is too lazy to continue singing at this time.
Although Wan Yu had expected it, she still covered her mouth in surprise after receiving Nan Feng's confirmation.
"It's really Yifei, but why are these children so afraid of her?"
She swallowed in fear: "Does she really like to use children as sandbags to hit?"
"That's not..."
Just as Nanfeng's words made Wanyu feel relieved, Nanfeng added.
"It doesn't matter whether the child is a child or not. Even if she is older than Yifei, she will still be used as a punching bag."
"ah?!!"
The three of them couldn't help but exclaimed.
What's happening here?
They originally thought that Yifei just didn't care about children, and she didn't respect the elderly after doing it for a long time!
Nanfeng explained with a smile: "It's not as outrageous as you think, this happened when Yifei was a child.
“At that time, many children in the village were still willing to learn martial arts because they all thought it was cool to learn martial arts.
"Although there were not many who really persisted, the children in this area at that time were considered to be full of martial arts.
"However, Yifei's martial virtue is more abundant than theirs.
“At that time, the children in the neighborhood who were about the same age as her had either been beaten by Yifei, or they had watched her beat others.
"So Yifei's illustrious reputation spread in the neighborhood, and it continues to this day.
“Especially those who were beaten up by Yifei before, most of them have now gotten married and have children.
“I don’t know which guy first thought of using Yifei to educate his own children, but the result was that over and over again, everyone found that this method is really useful.”
As Nanfeng spoke, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curve upward.
"Nowadays, the common saying that everyone teaches children is: If you don't study hard, lie to others, or be a bad boy, the deadly female devil will come to your house during the winter and summer vacations and arrest you. Sandbagging.
"Ever since we teach children this way, the children in our village have become better and more obedient than the last."
He looked at Wanyu, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei: "If you have children in the future, you can also try this method.
"If they don't believe it, show them how Yifei gets angry and make sure they are all good and obedient."
"Hehehe..."
The three of them laughed repeatedly.
Zhang Wei murmured: "Yifei is really unlucky. He has become a tool for others to educate their children."
Guangu also nodded solemnly: "Yifei is not just a little unlucky."
The two of them sighed: "Poor Yifei."
"I understand everything you said..."
Wan Yu looked at Guan Gu and Zhang Wei who were sighing: "But why are you two sighing and laughing at the same time?"
"Have it?"
Guan Gu and Zhang Wei, who were smiling brightly, looked at each other, and their laughter could not be suppressed.
Zhang Wei burst out laughing and said, "Actually, I know Yifei is innocent, but I just want to see her face now."
Guangu snickered softly: "Me too."
The two people immediately high-fived each other and clapped their hands.
"What are you waiting for?"
Nan Feng had a closed motorcycle helmet on his head, making it difficult to see the expression on his face at this moment.
He just snapped his fingers and said calmly: "Then let's interview this deadly female devil about her thoughts and feelings at this moment."
"Walk!"
So the four of them continued moving towards the entrance of the village.
At this time, Yifei was standing at the entrance of the village with gritted teeth, looking resentfully at the direction in which the group of children who had disappeared long ago were fleeing.
"These kids are so unlovable!"
Yifei's pretty face was red with anger. She put her hands on her hips and cursed: "I don't know how many times I have refuted the rumors. I will not use children as sandbags. This is a rumor, it is a rumor!
"But they just don't believe it!"
Yifei's eyes were about to spit fire, and his voice was like the roar of a lion from the east of the river: "Their parents couldn't stand a few blows from me back then, so what's the point of beating these kids like sandbags!"
"Yifei, please calm down."
Yifei's mother, Aunt Yuan, said sincerely.
Although situations like this happen every time I come back, this time is different.
This time they came back with their prospective uncle.
"Xiao Lian, the children in the village just like to talk nonsense, so don't mind it."
Aunt Yuan opened her eyes and told lies: "Although our Yifei has been a bit boyish since she was a child, she has never liked the use of violence."
As soon as these words came out, before anyone else had any reaction, Yifei and Zhanbo's father, Uncle Lu, couldn't help laughing.
Uncle Lu still loves his daughter Yifei very much, but he also knows what his daughter is like.
[Don’t like the use of violence? 】
[Wife, you really dare to say that. 】
"Auntie, don't worry, Yifei and I have known each other for so long, I understand her.
"I know she is a very kind, very... gentle girl."
Zeng Xiaoxian said softly.
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely different from his usual image of being cheap in the apartment. He looked mature, steady, and successful in his career. At first glance, he looked like a great man who could be trusted with him for life.
It seems that he has not forgotten all the [virtuous man transformation] that everyone has done to him before.
But that's right. If you think about it carefully, cheating sponsors and cheating mother-in-law are actually the same thing.
At least so far, except for Aunt Yuan who couldn't figure out why a grown man wanted to be called Xiaolian, she and Uncle Lu still had a pretty good impression of Zeng Xiaoxian.
However, don't look at Zeng Xiaoxian, who is smiling gently, maturely and steadily at this moment.
In fact...
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian is lying on the ground, flopping around with his limbs like a turtle on its back. 】
[He laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. Zeng Xiaoxian’s despicable laughter filled the whole space. 】
[Hu Yifei, Hu Yifei, if everyone calls you the murderous devil again, you have no reason to refute. 】
[Death-killing female devil. 】
[Death-killing female devil. 】
[Death-killing female devil. 】
[Hahahahahaha...]
"That's good, that's good."
Aunt Yuan couldn't help but praise: "Xiao Lian, Yifei is really lucky to be with you."
Yifei, who was in a bad mood, instinctively complained: "He? Return my blessing?"
"Ahem, sister..." Zhan Bo reminded in a low voice.
Only then did Yifei come back to her senses and saw her parents looking at her in shock. She quickly changed her words and said, "I mean, how can Xiaoxian be my blessing? He is obviously the one who has spent all my money in my life." True love is found through luck.”
"Yifei, your words touch me so much."
Zeng Xiaoxian took advantage of the two elders not paying attention and raised his eyebrows at Yifei in a mean manner.
Yifei smiled sweetly at Zeng Xiaoxian, but there was an indescribable stiffness hidden in both her eyes and her smile.
"Feifei!"
At this moment, a familiar voice sounded.
Before Yifei had any reaction, Zhan Bo suddenly raised his head.
"Wanyu!"
He stood on tiptoes, raised his hands above his head, and waved desperately to Wanyu.
"Zhanbo!"
Wanyu nodded towards Zhan Bo with a smile on her face.
Before Wan Yu and the other four came over, Zhan Bo had already greeted them with excitement on his face.
"Wanyu?"
Aunt Yuan's eyes suddenly lit up. She took Yifei's hand and asked in a low voice, "Is this girl the Wanyu that Zhan Bo likes?"
Yifei's eyes widened in surprise: "Mom, how did you know?"
"Nonsense, apart from the fact that Zhan Bo was not born to me, he is my biological son.
"Can't I tell if my own son likes someone?"
Aunt Yuan beamed and said, "I knew he was interested in that little girl from the way he called her Wanyu on New Year's Eve."
Yifei looked at her ecstatic mother and began to worry: "Mommy, why are you so excited?"
"Of course I plan to help Zhan Bo get out of singles."
Aunt Yuan's brows were filled with joy and she was in high spirits. She whispered in Yifei's ear: "Now your direction has been decided. Although that Xiaolian's name is a little bit girly, she always gives me an inexplicable urge to kick him. , but others are really good.
"In this case, it's time for me to worry about my good son.
"It just so happens that this girl named Wan Yu is here now. Isn't this a God-given opportunity?"
Aunt Yuan's face was full of beautiful expectations: "Take advantage of this moment to resolve all the life-long affairs of you two siblings. I will be able to be a grandma and grandma by this time next year!"
"Mommy."
Yifei said helplessly: "Zhan Bo and Wanyu... this matter is very complicated. Just let them take their time."
She can't tell her mother that your son likes the daughter of Lin's International Bank.
"besides!"
Yifei corrected: "I don't know when you will become a grandma, but you will definitely not become a grandma next year."
Aunt Yuan rolled her eyes at Yifei: "Is Yifei his biological sister? What's the difference between letting Zhan Bo take his time and letting him stay single all his life?
"Don't worry, I know what you're worried about."
She patted Yifei's hand and said confidently: "Aren't you just worried that I will make things worse for them both?
“But who am I, your old lady?
"I am planning to open a marriage agency in the future. Have I matched a few men and women in my spare time over the years?"
Aunt Yuan counted on her fingers and said, "What a coincidence, as long as I match this couple, I can complete my goal of matching a hundred young couples.
"The 100th young couple we matched were my son and daughter-in-law... This feeling is really wonderful."
"Mommy!"
Yifei looked at herself, an old woman who was caught up in beautiful fantasies. She was really helpless towards her mother.
"Dad, hurry up...forget it, you can't persuade her."
Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian, please help persuade my mother!"
"Auntie, I think..."
Halfway through Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Aunt Yuan continued: "Xiao Lian, you are Zhan Bo's future brother-in-law. You can help me bring them together later."
Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then continued: "Auntie, I think you are right!"
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