Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 288 Wanyu’s Dumplings
"Are you also a lawyer?"
Zhang Wei looked at each other in disbelief.
How could such a coincidence happen in this world?
"The word [also] is not quite accurate."
Bodyguard Zhang Wei smiled: "You haven't even passed the law test yet, so you're not considered a lawyer yet.
"And judging from your extremely stable test scores in the past few years, I guess you won't be able to do it this time."
Wan Yu frowned when he heard this.
It seems that all the friends around him have been thoroughly investigated.
[Daddy has gone too far! 】
"Who said that, I just didn't perform well the first few times...
"That's all!"
Zhang Wei raised his head unconvinced and said: "Next year... bah!
"This year, this year I will definitely pass the exam."
"I hope so, and good luck."
The bodyguard Zhang Wei just said a blessing quietly, then lowered his head and continued to cook his sauce duck.
The curious Youyou's eyes were shining at the other end of the video, and she asked quickly.
"Zhang Wei...Viagra..."
Youyou thought about it for a while and felt that neither of these two titles was quite right.
"Brother Zhang, since you were a lawyer before, why did you change your career to become a bodyguard?"
"Isn't it difficult to get involved in the legal profession?"
The movements of bodyguard Zhang Wei's hands were a little slower, and he couldn't help but start recalling the past.
"I was just like this boy Zhang Wei at the beginning, young, ideal and ambitious.
“I thought I could rely on my own efforts to climb to the top of the legal circle step by step to safeguard the justice in my heart.
“As a result, after only half a year of working in the lawyer’s circle, I discovered that the lawyer’s circle is most about family background and sect.
"If you want to reach the top of the legal circle, in addition to family background and sect, you may also need to talk about bloodline."
Bodyguard Zhang Wei's lips moved slightly, and he seemed to curse silently before continuing.
“I can’t compete with my birthplace, nor can I compete with my sect, let alone my bloodline.
“In the end, the edges were really smoothed away and I lost my spirit, so I discussed changing careers with two other colleagues who were also frustrated.
“But we have all studied law for so many years, and for a while we really didn’t know what else we could do besides the legal profession.
"Fortunately, the three of us have very good physical fitness, so one of my colleagues said that there is no hope for us to rely on our brains to survive, but we might as well try to rely on our bodies to survive.
"We and another colleague all thought it made sense."
Bodyguard Zhang Wei couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth when he thought of this.
“So one of the three of us became a bodyguard and the other became a bodybuilding coach.
"As for the friend who first proposed this idea...he is now a gold medal male model at the White Horse Club, and is known as the [Pile Driver] in the world."
After listening to bodyguard Zhang Wei's little story, everyone's eyes looked a little strange.
Although this little story was a bit outrageous in the end, the three of them did achieve their original purpose of relying on their bodies to eat.
"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei!"
Zeng Xiaoxian called Zhang Wei with a mean smile.
Yu Mo covered his cheek and said in despair, "Teacher Zeng, now you have to make it clear which Zhang Wei you are calling."
"oh……"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and then shouted: "Stingy Zhang Wei, would you like to express your opinion?"
"My point of view?"
Zhang Wei accepted the nickname Stingy Ghost very naturally. He asked weakly after being silent for a while.
"You think if I had to rely on my body for food, what would I be suitable for?"
"Well……"
Everyone couldn't help but frown in thought.
For now, bodyguard and bodybuilding coach Zhang Wei is definitely not going to work.
As for the gold medal male model, no one here has ever seen Zhang Wei’s hardware.
How about... let Zeng Xiaoxian sacrifice?
Finally, Wan Yu said whimsically: "How about you go to the Umat Rescue Team as the deputy captain, and take turns transforming into a golden armored warrior with Shao Zhongtian?"
"roll!"
Zhang Wei laughed and cursed.
However, as soon as he finished his joke, Zhang Wei felt three cold eyes coming towards him.
He turned around and saw the Viagra trio looking at him with unkind expressions.
[As the saying goes, when beating a dog, it depends on the owner... Bah! 】
[Hitting the owner and looking after the dog... Bah! 】
[The Lord humiliates the subject and dies, the Lord humiliates the subject and dies, do you understand? 】
[How dare you scold our eldest lady in front of us? You really think the three of us can only cook! 】
For this nearly seven-digit annual salary, the Viagra trio are as loyal as old servants from the past.
Wang Wei gestured with the iron pick in his hand with a kind face: "I feel like the meat I just skewered was all fat. Now I want to skewer some lean meat for you to try."
Zhang Wei suddenly felt excited when he heard this.
Li Wei raised the two kitchen knives in his hands and said with a ferocious smile: "As long as I'm here, I guarantee that I won't leave any fat on you."
Zhang Wei's legs began to tremble slightly.
Bodyguard Zhang Wei just looked at the destined person who had the same name as him and the same profession as him, rubbed his chin and thought.
"What kind of sauce should I put on such dark, lean meat?"
Zhang Wei saw the Viagra trio looking like they were sharpening their knives to pigs and sheep, and he immediately shrank his head and laughed dryly.
"When I say get out... I mean Wanyu's suggestion is too good. I will get out and become a warrior in golden armor."
Wan Yu looked at the three bodyguards with a dissatisfied look on her face: "We are just joking among friends, are you three like this?"
The three bodyguards immediately changed to a gentle and kind look: "We were just joking."
"Tsk."
Wan Yu had a stern face and for the first time put on the airs of a big lady and ordered: "I don't want you to make such a joke again, otherwise the consequences will be very serious!"
The bodyguard trio smiled embarrassedly.
Zhang Wei saw the four people making such a fuss, and the kind-hearted him actually wanted to find a topic to skip this matter.
He looked around and then asked in surprise: "Where is Nanfeng, why haven't I seen him yet?"
Guan Gu explained: "Nanfeng said he went back to the apartment to get his luggage."
"Now?"
Wan Yu looked puzzled.
Nanfeng didn't go back to get it earlier or later, but had to rush around on New Year's Eve? '
It's really strange.
Guan Gu thought about it and guessed: "Maybe Nanfeng just remembered that there was something particularly important in the suitcase. After all, his memory is really not good."
Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "It's possible."
...
Wait until the Wei Ge trio finished the New Year's Eve dinner. It was already afternoon.
The rich food was neatly laid out on a large table. When it was night, Wanyu and the others only needed to heat it up a little to give Nanfeng's grandparents and great-grandfather who were about to return a big surprise.
"Will you stay tonight to have New Year's Eve dinner together?"
At the door of the old house, after obtaining Nanfeng's consent, Wanyu invited her three bodyguards to spend the New Year together.
The three bodyguards thought about it and shook their heads in agreement.
As bodyguards, they didn't know whether Wanyu would be embarrassed to sit at the same table with her, but it would be embarrassing for the three of them.
"Then wait a minute." Wanyu said and ran back to the old house.
Not long after, she rushed out trotting all the way, holding three large lunch boxes in her arms.
Wanyu handed the heavy lunch boxes to the three people.
"It's New Year's Eve, and there's no place in the village to have New Year's Eve dinner.
"I'll only stay in the old house tonight and won't go out. You don't need to continue to monitor me. Go to the town and see if you can find a restaurant to eat. "
"I wanted to bring you some extra food, but considering that you made all the food, I feel embarrassed to give it to you.
"This dumpling with leek and pork filling was made by me and my friends from beginning to end. You just need to cook it."
Wan Yu snorted at the three bodyguards: "Although I am still very upset that you are following and monitoring me, I won't bother with you during the New Year.
"Happy New Year's Eve, and wish you prosperity."
The three people felt the heavy weight of the lunch boxes in their hands and laughed at the same time.
"Happy New Year's Eve, and wish you prosperity, Miss."
Wan Yu waved to the three people and then returned to the old house.
Suddenly she thought of something and ran back all the way.
"One more thing, remember to return the lunch box tomorrow, it's Nanfeng's family's stuff."
Zhang Wei, the bodyguard who has worked in the Lin family for the longest time, watched Wan Yu's figure return to the old house. He said in amazement: "The young lady has indeed grown a lot this time. ”
The complaining Li Wei hugged the lunch box tightly, as if he had found a treasure.
"I can't eat the dumplings stuffed with leek and pork made by my mother. Try the dumplings stuffed with leek and pork made by the eldest lady, which are also good."
Then he complained again: "It's hard to eat dumplings in this kind of place, let alone dumplings stuffed with leek and pork."
Wang Wei laughed and said: "I really don't understand that you, a Hong Kong double flower red stick, actually like to eat dumplings stuffed with leek and pork so much."
"I like it, what's your business?"
Li Wei said fiercely: "I tell you, I must eat the most dumplings tonight, and you must not snatch them from me!"
Bodyguard Zhang Wei disagreed: "Look at your character, it's just a meal of dumplings, who would snatch them from you. "
"Alas, you are a person who doesn't know what's good..."
After Li Wei looked down on his companion's shallow view, he opened the lunch box with expectation.
Just now, the three of them were busy making the New Year's Eve dinner, and they really didn't care about how their eldest daughter's dumplings turned out.
"Let me see how the dumplings made by the eldest daughter..."
Li Wei fell silent instantly.
He looked at the full lunch box, but fell into deep thought.
"This dumpling..."
Wang Wei picked up a strange-shaped dumpling, and his eyebrows were about to wrinkle together.
It's more like a small bun than a dumpling.
The person who made this dumpling must have just casually put the fillings on the strange-shaped dumplings. On the skin, and then gather the edges of the dumpling skin in the center like making a bun.
After the dumpling is pinched like a bun, the dumpling maker does not continue to fold a few folds like making a bun, but pinches the upper part with one hand and applies a rotating force to the lower part of the dumpling with the other hand.
So this dumpling that looks like a bun becomes a dumpling that looks like a bun with a rotating thin line on the top.
Maybe we can be more straightforward.
This is a dumpling that looks like poop in animations!
If this dumpling is enlarged a little bit, it can directly replace the hairstyle on the top of Lazy Sheep's head.
In addition to this dumpling that looks like poop, there are many other dumplings in the lunch box.
For example, a dumpling that looks like a banana, a dumpling that is shaped more like a glutinous rice ball than a glutinous rice ball, a terribly ugly pig head dumpling...
The shapes of these dumplings may seem strange and ugly, but in fact they all have one thing in common.
That makes people look unappetizing.
The three bodyguards fell silent upon seeing this.
Li Wei, who likes eating dumplings, put on a stiff smile and tried to save Wanyu's respect.
“Actually, the appearance doesn’t affect the taste of the dumpling itself, right?”
The remaining two Viagra nodded in unison.
Bodyguard Zhang Wei suddenly asked: "Awei, you just said that you must eat the most dumplings tonight, right?"
"me……"
Li Wei was about to cry but had no tears left. He wished he could slap himself for the harsh words he just said.
The bodyguards Zhang Wei and Wang Wei patted him on the shoulder with understanding: "We know you like eating dumplings stuffed with chives and pork.
"It's okay, we all understand."
Wang Wei considerately gave the lunch box in his hand to Li Wei, who loved dumplings: "Eat, you can eat with confidence."
"Yes, it's all yours, no one will snatch it from you tonight."
Bodyguard Zhang Wei's mouth may have been a little slow, but the movements of his hands were not slow at all.
The two people who handed over the lunch boxes in their hands coincidentally walked around the big enemy in the middle, and they put their arms around each other and sang together.
"Let's go, let's go to the town quickly to see if there is any place where we can eat. If not, we should prepare the New Year's Eve dinner."
"What about Ah Wei?" Wang Wei asked.
"Awei? Aren't those three boxes of dumplings enough for him?"
"That makes sense."
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