Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 281 Iron Rooster Cutting Meat

Guangu and Zhang Wei each carried two large boxes of fireworks and walked towards the old house.

"Guangu, do you think that if the fireworks in our hands now beep...boom, will we also beep...ahhhhhhhhhh?"

Zhang Wei said on a whim while holding the fireworks.

"I don't think the two of us combined can say so many 'ah's, and..."

Sekiya's head was full of black lines: "Although the Japanese don't celebrate the Spring Festival, I also know that cursing myself like this during the Chinese New Year is definitely because my head was caught in the door."

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "Isn't this a joke?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Guangu frowned and laughed very cooperatively, but the laughter was really a bit penetrating.

While the two were walking and chatting, three children around the age of eight or nine were chasing each other in a cannon-throwing battle. They rushed up from behind Zhang Wei and Guan Gu like wild horses.

The three children almost bumped into Zhang Wei and Guan Gu.

"Be careful." Zhang Wei said quickly.

The leader, the little chubby man, laughed a few times and bowed to Zhang Wei and Guan Gu with his hands clasped in fists.

“Hello, brother with glasses, and hello, uncle with black face.

"Happy New Year's Eve, may you get rich."

"Okay, okay...Happy New Year's Eve."

Guan Gu grinned when he heard this, and Zhang Wei's face instantly darkened into Bao Zheng's.

Why is it that Sekiya is the brother with glasses and he is the uncle with black face?

Does he look that old?

I'm obviously younger than Sekiya, okay?

Seeing that one of Guan Gu and Zhang Wei could only grin and giggle, while the other had a dark face and showed no expression at all, Little Fatty curled his lips and led his two younger brothers to continue running forward.

Guangu asked curiously when he saw the three children finishing their New Year greetings inexplicably and then running forward without looking back.

"They just left like that?"

Zhang Wei thought about it and couldn't help laughing: "Today is New Year's Eve, so you should always give a red envelope to show appreciation when people wish you a happy New Year.

"In the end, you were just giggling. The kid ran away when he saw that he couldn't get the red envelope."

"That's right."

Guangu suddenly realized.

In fact, Japan also has the habit of giving red envelopes during the New Year, but they don't celebrate the Spring Festival, and Sekiya didn't react for a while.

"Then why don't you give..."

Guangu stopped midway through his words, feeling that it was unnecessary for him to ask this question.

Isn't it funny to want Zhang Wei to take the initiative to give red envelopes?

The two continued walking. Unexpectedly, the three children who had gone before suddenly turned back after whispering to each other halfway.

Little Fatty opened his round eyes and asked, "Brother glasses, uncle black face, are you guests at Old Mrs. Chu's house?"

"yes."

Zhang Wei was not really angry because of the kid's black-faced uncle. He smiled softly and said, "What's the matter, kid?"

"That's just right."

Little Fatty clapped his hands and said, "I have a secret to tell you about you guys."

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu looked at each other, obviously wondering what secrets a child they had never met could have about them.

Guangu asked directly: "Kid, how do you know our secrets when you don't even know our names?"

The little fat man laughed, his eyes rolled, and he felt a little shrewd: "This is also part of the secret."

Zhang Wei was a little suspicious: "Are you trying to fool us?"

Before Little Fatty could speak, a boy with small eyes behind him spoke first.

"The children in our village cannot lie. My mother said that if the children in the village lie, they will be caught and beaten by the deadly female devil during the winter and summer vacations."

"Death-killing~ female devil..."

Guangu and Zhang Wei instinctively felt a chill when they heard this word.

Isn't this fatal female devil's surname Hu?

At this moment, Guangu and Zhang Wei's trust in the three children greatly increased.

Zhang Wei continued to ask: "Then what secrets do you know about us?"

"Well..."

Little Fatty raised his eyebrows, and bowed to Zhang Wei and Guan Gu with his hands clasped in fists as before.

"Hello, brother with glasses, and hello, uncle with black face.

"Happy New Year's Eve, may you get rich."

Guan Gu was still grinning, but Zhang Wei understood instantly.

Good guy, this little chubby guy won’t open his mouth until he sees the red envelope.

He wanted to leave, but he was really curious about what the "secret" this little fat man was talking about.

And looking at the vows made by these three children, it doesn't look like they are just making it up to get lucky money.

After all, if they were really after the red envelope, they wouldn't have simply run away just now.

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei made up his mind.

"Guangu, give me a red envelope!"

He turned to look at Guangu, who was still enjoying himself.

"Nani?"

The smile on Guan Gu's face suddenly disappeared: "Why me?"

Zhang Wei asked: "Aren't you curious about what this secret is?"

"I'm curious." Guangu nodded, "But why did I give the red envelope?"

Zhang Wei's words were concise and to the point: "Do you think I am someone who would pay out of curiosity?"

"Aren't you?" Guangu's eyes widened.

"yes."

He said matter-of-factly: "But isn't there someone here who is more curious than me and more willing to spend money?"

"Depend on!"

Guan Gu curled his lips: "Zhang Wei, you are such an iron rooster!"

Zhang Wei just smiled proudly, "A tough rooster is a tough rooster, at least he doesn't have to suffer the pain of plucking his hair."

Guangu rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei. He put down the two large boxes of fireworks in his hands and kept groping all over his body.

Soon he thought of something and laughed happily.

"I didn't expect it, I don't have any cash on me!"

He looked down at the three little ones who looked confused.

Today's seven or eight-year-old children should not be rich enough to have a smartphone, right?

"What?!" Zhang Wei was shocked.

"I don't have any cash, how should I give my children lucky money?"

Guangu adjusted his glasses and smiled sinisterly: "But I remember that some people carried cash with them."

[In the inner world, Guangu is wearing a chef's outfit and showing a hearty smile. 】

[Then he took out a small knife from behind his back, looked at it carefully, then shook his head and threw it away casually. 】

[Then Sekiya kept taking out fruit knives, kitchen knives, bone-chopping knives and other knives from behind like Doraemon, but he was not satisfied with these knives. 】

[In the end, Guangu took out a dragon-slaying sword with "one sword, ninety-nine" from his back, and then showed a satisfied smile. 】

[He walked quickly to the kitchen, faced the iron rooster on the chopping board and said with a ferocious smile. 】

[It’s the Chinese New Year, even the iron rooster needs to cut its flesh. 】

[So Guan Gu held the dragon-slaying sword and slashed hard, and Zhang Wei's wailing like a pig was suddenly heard from all around. 】

The three children obviously understood Guan Gu's poor Mandarin, so their eyes were instantly fixed on Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei's face turned darker now.

But despite Zhang Wei's sting, he is still very good to children.

He put down the two large boxes of fireworks and groped around for a long time, then took out twenty yuan from his pocket as if by magic.

"There are still twenty yuan here, which is considered lucky money. I wish you a happy New Year."

Little Fatty took the money from Zhang Wei with a look of surprise on his face: "Thank you, Uncle Black Face. Uncle Black Face, you are so stingy."

The child's overly direct words made the smile on Zhang Wei's face freeze.

Are all children today so greedy?

This is a huge sum of twenty yuan!

When he was a kid, he would have been able to use the twenty yuan of new year's money from the beginning of the year to the end of the year!

"That's right, uncle black face, you are so stingy."

The boy with small eyes said: "And it's hard to divide the twenty yuan between the three of us."

"It's so simple."

Zhang Wei slapped his thigh and said, "Why don't you give me another two yuan?"

Sekiya:……

Three children:......

Little Fatty looked at Guan Gu and asked innocently and ignorantly: "Is this black-faced uncle the Yan Jiansheng the teacher said?"

Guangu nodded heavily when he heard this.

Although he didn't know who Yan Jiansheng was, just by listening to the little fat man's tone, he felt that the kid was right!

"Oh, black-faced [brother], aren't you kidding you three?"

Zhang Wei felt a little embarrassed on his face. He emphasized the pronunciation of the word "brother" and solemnly took out a hundred yuan.

Zhang Wei's face twitched and he said: "This should be enough, right?"

[My one hundred and twenty dollars! 】

"Thank you, uncle black face."

Little Fatty reached out and took the one hundred yuan from Zhang Wei's hand. He looked at the one hundred and twenty yuan in his hand and felt a little embarrassed: "But for the Chinese New Year, we each get a red envelope of forty yuan." Not so good?"

Zhang Wei:......

Oh my gosh, do kids these days have this same routine for asking for red envelopes?

In the end, Zhang Wei took out another 30 yuan and gave each of them a total of 50 yuan.

"Thank you, black-faced brother."

The three little boys were not greedy and did not continue to ask for more. They even changed their names to Brother Zhang Weiwei.

When Zhang Wei heard that these three little brats finally changed their names to brother, he felt much less depressed.

As the boss, Little Fatty first stuffed the money into his small wallet. After telling his friends that they would divide it equally later, he turned to look at Zhang Wei and Guan Gu.

He waved his hand to signal the two of them to bend down, and then whispered in their ears.

"The secret is...

"Someone is following and monitoring you!"

"What?!!"

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei screamed at the same time.

The two looked at each other in disbelief.

What's the point of these two grown men being followed and monitored?

Guangu frowned and thought, then murmured to himself thoughtfully.

"Could it be that... the pirates came to steal my drawings?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment.

Sekiya's idea is so unique.

Zhang Wei looked at Little Fatty with a suspicious look on his face: "Kid, you're not lying to us, are you?"