Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"I'm sorry, you two." Lisa stood aside to save face and did not eavesdrop on the whole process. From her point of view, she had obviously given Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian enough respect.

"I wonder if you've finished talking? If so, can we calculate the general ledger?"

Lu Ziqiao shouted, interrupting Lisa's superior aura: "Okay! How dare you come here, you are so heartless and unjust!"

Zi Qiao was heartbroken, as if she had been emotionally hurt: "I have been waiting for you for so many years, and you haven't even called me."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "This is the legendary..."

Xiaoxian's brain was overloaded and he couldn't think of any words to sum up such a shameless behavior.

"This is the legendary rake." Nanfeng added.

"Yes, yes, rake it up." Xiaoxian suddenly realized, suddenly he was stunned, and followed the source of the sound to find Nanfeng hiding behind the curtain.

"Nanfeng, why are you here?"

"I was blowing off the wind on the balcony, and I happened to see you pulling the curtains in front of the female leader, and there was Lu Ziqiao lying on the floor. I must turn over such a mess to see what's going on."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked nervously: "Then how much have you heard?"

"all."

"Lu Ziqiao!" Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face and cursed. He was so embarrassed now, and it was all Lu Ziqiao's fault.

Nanfeng patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder with some sympathy: "It's okay, let's see how he performs first. If he doesn't help you, it's not too late to deal with him."

"That's right." The two reached a consensus and continued to hide behind the curtains and watch the fire from the other side.

In the living room, Zi Qiao succeeded in making Lisa panic with this move. He continued to pursue the victory and said: "From that night on, your name is imprinted in my heart and engraved on my bones. I dream about it every night." Everyone is calling your name!

"Lisa!"

Nanfeng rubbed his chin with a curious look on his face: "If you didn't mention Lisa's name when you were chatting with him just now, what do you think he should call your female boss now?"

"Good question!" Zeng Xiaoxian instantly felt that he had survived another disaster. "Fortunately, Zi Qiao remembered it, otherwise I would be doomed."

Lisa defended: "But I remember that I gave you my phone number, but you didn't call me, and you didn't have a mobile phone at the time!"

"Don't change the subject." Zi Qiao began to lie, "Will I not have a mobile phone? Are you saying that I can't afford a mobile phone?"

"That day in the bar, you asked me to borrow my phone and then struck up a conversation with me, and you only had thirty cents in your pocket."

"Did you search my pants?"

"I also paid for the room."

"Really..." When Zi Qiao heard this, he felt a little unsure, especially when he saw two bitches behind the curtain. One clenched his fists to show respect, and the other gave a thumbs up.

Lisa continued: "I'm pretty sure I left you my phone number and you promised me you'd call me the next day."

"Please, please think about it. I only have thirty cents in my body. How can I call you? Then seduce a girl and ask her to borrow her phone?"

"Am I that kind of person?"

"A master, an absolute master." Nanfeng exclaimed, "Is this the Lu Xiaobu who is rumored in the world? It's true that being famous is not as good as meeting him."

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned his head and asked: "Master? How tall is he?"

"He may not be the number one in the world of picking up girls. He must be among the top three." Nan Feng turned around and encouraged, "If you have someone you like, ask him for advice. As long as you are not too stupid, you can basically pick him up."

Xiaoxian felt hot when he heard this.

Xiaoxian in a suit who was following him looked disdainful.

"I always remember that night you kept drinking Pink Mary, your sexy lips were shining, and the smell of your CD perfume wrapped around me tightly."

The more Lisa listened, the more something was wrong: "But you know I never use CD perfume."

"What a tragedy, it's such a big deal." Nanfeng gloated that the scumbag must die.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian also hoped that Lu Ziqiao would be taught a lesson, after all, this matter was also closely related to his interests, so he could only rush forward to cooperate with Lu Ziqiao.

"Lisa, didn't I tell you that Xiao Bu has severe amnesia, and the doctor said it was a complication of late-stage cancer."

"Yes, yes." Zi Qiao understood. "I often suffer from amnesia. The doctor said it is Pamir Plateau Mild Intermittent Delirium Syndrome."

Xiaoxian continued to help fill the hole: "And once he enters the state of amnesia, he will talk nonsense, such as Pink Mary, CD perfume, etc. Don't take it to heart."

"Xiao Bu, then you have never forgotten me."

Lisa believed it, or she was voluntarily immersed in this dream spun by her sweetheart and didn't want to wake up.

"No, I never have." He hugged Lisa and began to further increase his offensive.

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. You are gentle, beautiful, kind, sexy, avant-garde, unrestrained, and charming. I was so happy when I was with you. If I had your phone number, why wouldn't I give it to you? Hit me, isn’t there something wrong with me?”

"Xiao Bu, there must be a misunderstanding. I'm sorry." Lisa hesitated to speak.

"Don't, don't be sorry, you hurt me deeply. Since then, I have often asked girls to borrow phones. You know how many phones I have to borrow before I can forget you.

"It was you who deprived me of the opportunity to be a good person."

Just when the rhythm was firmly in Qiao's hands, Meijia pushed the door open and directly broke the balance that should have been there.

"Ziqiao, where's the fish you caught?" Meijia said happily, "The whole apartment has been rumored that you caught a super big fish today. Give it to me quickly and I'll process it while it's fresh. Let's treat everyone to fish soup tonight!"

Zi Qiao looked helpless and asked through gritted teeth, "How did you know I'm here?"

Meijia disliked the stench on Zi Qiao's body very much. She covered her nose and backed away: "All the wild cats in the apartment are at the door of the room."

"Xiao Bu, who is she?" Lisa said in a bad tone.

"Xiao Bu..." Meijia also understood when she heard about this special account used by Lu Ziqiao to pick up girls. After a long time, it was you, Lu Ziqiao, who was picking up wild flowers outside.

Meijia was very angry now. She had heard that Lu Ziqiao caught a huge fish today and felt sorry for him because he was exhausted, so she thought of making fish soup to replenish him.

The result was good, as soon as I came here I saw a wild flower.

In fact, Lu Ziqiao's pick-up with girls has nothing to do with him, but the fake couple relationship between the two of them is not over yet. You actually brought her to 3601 to pick up girls, and was caught by Teacher Zeng... Oh, there is something else on the other side of the curtain. A south wind is watching.

Very good, if I endure this, what will everyone think of me?

"Me, I'm Zi Qiao's girlfriend." Ignoring Zi Qiao's clasped hands begging for mercy and Zeng Xiaoxian's wink, Meijia put her arms around Zi Qiao's arms.

"Zi Qiao, who is this old aunt?"

Snapped!

Zi Qiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other and slapped their foreheads painfully, knowing that the development of things was now heading towards the worst direction that they could not reverse.

"Girlfriend? Xiaobu, is what she said true? And why did she call you Ziqiao?" Lisa felt like she was struck by lightning when she heard this. She didn't even care about Meijia saying that she was an old aunt, and hurriedly told Zi Joe asks for the truth.

"Lisa, listen to me..."

Before Zi Qiao finished speaking, he heard Mei Jia's pretentious mocking voice.

"Some people don't even know the other person's real name, and they act like a hostess. It's really ridiculous."

Zi Qiao felt that his scalp was numb now. If Zeng Xiaoxian and Nan Feng were not at the door and the other was standing on the balcony eating melon, he would be stopped wherever he ran. He would definitely turn around and run away.

Only a fool would face the Shura field that might come, and masters like him would usually defeat it separately.

Zi Qiao felt that he was troubled enough now, but Zeng Xiaoxian was far more troubled than Zi Qiao now.

He seemed to have seen the dazzling studio in his fantasy moving away from him.

There was also the undisguised mocking sound of Xiaoxian in a suit.

"You understand now, not only do you have no talent, but luck has never favored you." Suit Xiaoxian viciously sarcastic. He always spared no effort to sneer at Zeng Xiaoxian, and at the same time he was sarcastic about himself.

It seems that through this kind of self-humiliation and tearing his heart to pieces, he can get a kind of masochistic pleasure and use it to escape the bleak reality.

And when Zeng Xiaoxian once again fell into a downtime due to mental exhaustion, the war between Meijia and Lisa continued.

serious cold. It took me a while to finish writing it until now