Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Everyone was stunned when they heard this. If it was true that Nanfeng said that Xiaowan was indeed in the toilet just now, but not in the women's room, then she...

No, should I call him now?

Zi Qiao suddenly realized: "I just said that I have no impression of this beauty at all. After a long time, my beauty detection radar automatically blocked him/her."

Meijia and Curry Sauce looked at each other, and they became even more frightened when they heard Nanfeng's guess.

If things were really as Nanfeng suspected, they would rather have encountered a ghost themselves.

Curry Sauce opened her phone and re-checked Xiaowan's information, and then she cried sadly: "Sister Meijia, Xiaowan's information on the love apartment dating website did not state whether he/she is a boy or a girl."

Youyou snapped her fingers: "If you don't have a secret, why do you want to blur your gender?

"I think Nanfeng's guess is very reasonable. It's always the same in TV dramas."

Meijia bit the lollipop in her mouth viciously: "Reality is not a TV show, anyway, I don't believe it.

"Xiao Wan looks so beautiful and has a better figure than me, how could she be a boy!"

Nanfeng reminded: "Meijia, the current plastic surgery technology has made great progress.

"There is a plastic surgery hospital near our apartment. Not only is it highly skilled and the service is excellent, but now you can enjoy a 40% discount on breast augmentation."

"Is it such a good deal?" Youyou, whose figure is about the same as Meijia's, widened her eyes.

She lowered her head and looked at her slim figure, obviously moved.

I just don’t know how the swelling feels.

Nanfeng smiled and said: "One twist and three twists, two twists means six twists."

Zi Qiao glanced at Meijia's flat figure with disdain: "With your figure, if any man can stuff a few sponge pads into it, it will be bigger than yours. Does this prove that Xiaowan is a girl?"

"Lu Ziqiao, you bastard!"

Meijia was originally unwilling to accept the possibility that Xiaowan was a boy, but at this juncture, Ziqiao actually dared to mock her figure again.

This guy is simply seeking death!

The furious Meijia angrily punched Lu Ziqiao, but this fierce and domineering punch shocked Yuyou next to her.

"Ziqiao, are you okay?"

Youyou distressedly helped Ziqiao, who was knocked to the ground by Meijia's punch. She glanced at Meijia complainingly: "Even if Ziqiao said something wrong, how could you hit someone if you disagree with him?"

Nanfeng explained to Youyou in a low voice: "I forgot to tell you one thing. Meijia is not only Ziqiao's roommate, but also Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend. They lived in the love apartment together at the time."

Before Nanfeng finished speaking, Youyou changed her face: "That's okay.

"Mika, you can hit me as you like, but don't hold back."

It can only be said that Youyou is indeed a professional actor from Sichuan, and her face-changing stunt is much more skillful than Lu Ziqiao's.

In fact, she also knew how heartless and despised her nephew was emotionally.

If Zi Qiao hadn't been the only male in their family, he would have been exterminated by his thirteen aunts.

So even if Nanfeng just stopped talking and didn't say a bad word about Qiao, Yunyu had already imagined a shocking sadomasochistic drama in her mind.

Specific elements include but are not limited to: rejoicing in enemies, separation and reunification, chaos in the beginning and abandonment in the end...

Wan Wan Lei Qing, the green tea heroine, Bai Yueguang returns to China...

Car accidents, leukemia, amnesia, the grievances and hatreds between two generations, and lovers eventually becoming brothers and sisters...

Just the thought in Yoyo's mind for a moment can be regarded as the culmination of all bloody sadomasochism dramas from China, Japan and South Korea.

Perhaps in addition to being an actor, Yoyo also has her own unique talents in screenwriting.

"Let's not talk about this first. Let's continue talking about Xiaowan." Meijia clapped her hands.

She had just punched Zi Qiao, and she had almost calmed down now.

Meijia pointed to Guangu and Xiaowan in the distance: "Look, Guangu is talking and laughing with Xiaowan right now. If Xiaowan is really a boy, how could he not hear it?"

Nanfeng listened carefully, and then said with great certainty: "It's a fake pronunciation. Xiaowan used a fake pronunciation."

He paused and continued: "Although I have no way to tell whether Xiaowan is a boy disguised as a girl or just a sonic boom changed to a lolita sound, I can guarantee that his/her original voice must be thicker than now. Low.”

Meijia nodded. She had seen Nanfeng use Lisa's voice more than once to tease Zeng Xiaoxian, so it was reasonable for there to be other boys in the world who could make a female voice with no flaws at all.

Kemeijia and Curry Sauce were still unwilling to believe the possibility raised by Nanfeng.

You must know that when Meijia and Curry Sauce took over this matter, they made various guarantees and guarantees in front of Sekiya.

The two of them even issued a military order, saying that they would definitely find a satisfactory date for Guangu.

After finally finding Xiao Wan, Meijia and Curry Sauce boasted and gave various guarantees in front of Guan Gu, making Xiao Wan so high that she almost became a fairy.

As a result, now they have to convince Meijia and Curry Sauce that they have made a lot of choices. After choosing for a long time, they finally picked out a little girl for Guan Gu?

Then do they both want to lose face?

Then how will the two of them face Guangu in the future?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Curry Sauce asked pitifully: "Teacher Nanfeng, are you sure that Xiaowan is really a boy?"

Nanfeng spread his hands: "I just provided a possibility. As for whether this Xiaowan is a boy or girl, a human or a ghost, I don't know."

If Nanfeng had listened carefully just now, he could still tell which toilet Xiaowan was in through the sound.

However, even if Nanfeng has excellent hearing, he is obviously not perverted enough to pay special attention to the sounds in the toilet. It can even be said that he has always subconsciously ignored and blocked the sounds coming from the direction of the toilet.

Everyone was a little silent.

Now they can only confirm through Yuyou's testimony and Nanfeng's judgment that Xiaowan was not in the women's room just now, and that he was using a false voice, but they don't have a complete chain of evidence to confirm whether he/she is a boy or a girl.

If she is a woman, then everyone is just worried.

As long as they don't tell Guangu and Xiaowan, they can pretend that this incident never happened.

But if he is a man...

Everyone looked at the shy and innocent boy Guan Gu Qi Qi with a peach blossom face, and sighed helplessly.

This is really evil.

Youyou suggested: "How about we tell Guan Gu directly about this possibility and let him ask clearly for himself?"

"no!"

Meijia objected: "If Xiaowan was a girl, it would be so embarrassing for Guan Gu to ask such a question. There would definitely be no follow-up between the two of them."

Nanfeng also shook his head and said: "If Xiaowan is a boy, he did not openly tell Guan Gu his gender at the beginning, and also used a false voice to conceal his identity as a boy.

"In this case, even if Sekiya asked him, he would never admit it."

Zi Qiao thought for a while and said: "Otherwise, let Guangu ask Xiaowan to check out a room, so Guangu can see his/her..."

"Hey..." everyone said with disdain.

"I mean after seeing his/her ID card, what do you think I want Sekiya to see!"

Zi Qiao looked helpless: "Who do you think I am!"

Youyou patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder: "Even though I am your aunt, sometimes I don't treat you as a human being."

"Yuyou, you are so right!"

Meijia happily high-fived Yuyou. Sometimes the friendship between girls is so inexplicable.

Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng helplessly, and Nanfeng could only shrug: "You can't afford to offend either of these two aunts, so you should just endure it."

"That's true..." Zi Qiao sighed. He has always been able to bend and stretch.

"Speaking of which, what do you think of my idea?" Zi Qiao asked.

Nanfeng shook his head: "Guan Gu is not you, how can you take people to check out a room casually?

"If the relationship between the two of them really reaches the point where they can open a house, and if Xiaowan is really a man, then Guangu will be in a terrible situation."

Meijia also said weakly: "Before we confirm Xiaowan's gender, it's best not to tell Guangu about this, so as not to affect their date."

Zi Qiao smiled cheerfully and said, "Are you afraid that you will be embarrassed in front of Guan Gu?"

Meijia gave Zi Qiao a hard look.

You are the only one who is smart!

Can't you learn from Nan Feng to see through things without telling them?

"What should we do?"

Curry Sauce muttered: “You can’t tell by looking at the face, you can’t tell by listening to the voice, and even the breasts might be enlarged.

"Then we can't take off Xiaowan's pants for a physical examination, right?"

Everyone was silent for a while.

Nanfeng also complained: "What kind of Schrödinger's Xiaowan is this?"

According to the theory of quantum mechanics, before Xiaowan takes off his/her pants, his/her gender is in a superposition state of male and female.

Only after taking off Xiaowan's pants for observation can this superposition collapse into a definite gender.

Of course, the above are purely physical theories. If someone really moved in Wal-Mart shopping bags with ninety-seven genders, this magical attack would obviously not apply.

"What?"

Seeing everyone looking at him in confusion, Nanfeng complained: "Don't any of you know about Schrödinger's cat?"

These four students with the highest academic qualifications couldn't even get a bachelor's degree, and they didn't even like studying. They shook their heads.

"Okay, let's skip the theory for now."

Nanfeng was not very embarrassed to explain to them what "Schrödinger's Xiaowan" was. He thought for a moment and said, "Although I can't determine Xiaowan's gender, I can determine his/her original voice."

Nanfeng paused, spread his hands and said, "If we don't consider the small possibility that she will be a girl with a male voice, we should be able to determine his/her gender."