Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"What's the problem?" Nanfeng asked pretending to be confused.

"hehe……"

Zi Qiao twitched his lips, pointed at the manuscript and protested: "Are you sure this is a novel?"

"certainly."

"I don't believe that anyone would write such an outrageous novel."

Zi Qiao turned to the first page and started reading word for word.

[I don’t know if you have heard of the all-powerful Three Musketeers of the Prairie, so let me tell you. 】

[His name is Lazy Yangyang. He is a genius swordsman who appears like a comet. He is good at using a strange cloud soft sword. His sword skills are ever-changing and unpredictable. 】

[People in the entire Qingqing Grassland are afraid of Lazy Sheep and his murderous sword skills that are as ethereal and beautiful as smoke. 】

[However, few people know that the most terrifying thing about Lazy Yangyang is not his sword, but his smile. 】

[Even Baiyunjing in the sky will fall into the world of mortals because of Lazy Sheep Yang’s smile. 】

Zi Qiao finished reading this introduction expressionlessly, and then rubbed his somewhat hot face in embarrassment.

Nanfeng said with a smile on his face: "Why don't you read it again? There are two swordsmen behind that I haven't introduced yet."

"Isn't this paragraph ridiculous enough?"

He looked sideways at Nanfeng: "With this outrageous beginning, you actually told me that this thing is a novel?"

Whose novel uses Lazy Sheep as the protagonist?

"At first glance, you look like someone who only knows how to pick up girls and doesn't read novels at all." Nanfeng said matter-of-factly, "This is fan fiction, and fan fiction is about making secondary creations using various diversified works that already exist.

"Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is a national-level animation. Isn't it normal to have fan fiction about it?"

"I know!"

Although Zi Qiao doesn't really read novels, he still knows these concepts.

It’s not like I haven’t talked to my girlfriend who writes online articles.

"But isn't your secondary creation too outrageous?"

Zi Qiao pointed at the manuscript and said angrily: "Whose Three Musketeers on the Prairie will be lazy, bald and strong...

“And there’s an orange fragrance?!!”

"What is the problem?"

Nanfeng said with a wicked smile: "Don't you think their three names rhyme?"

"Their names rhyme, but the species are bullshit!"

Zi Qiao thought for a long time, but he didn't expect how a sheep, a person, and a fruit came together.

"You don't understand this."

Nanfeng said with a smile: "A fan fiction only writes one cartoon, and then you can only attract fans of this cartoon. If you create a hodgepodge in one go, then you can attract more fans."

Zi Qiao shook his head: "I still don't believe there is such a nonsense novel... Couldn't you have written it yourself?"

"I don't have the literary talent, let alone the time."

Seeing that Zi Qiao didn't believe it, Nan Feng took out his mobile phone and showed it to Zi Qiao.

"See for yourself, this novel is quite popular."

Zi Qiao took the phone suspiciously and looked at it. He was instantly shocked: ""The Three Musketeers Sheng Favored, Idiot Grandma Liu Don't Try to Escape", written by Hongshu Ge...

"This novel actually exists!

"Why is this a romance novel?!!"

Zi Qiao turned over the manuscript in his hand in surprise. He was so excited when he turned over it just now that he really didn't see Grandma Liu's part.

But after he flipped through it a few more times, he looked up at Nanfeng again and said, "No, I flipped through it and didn't see Grandma Liu appear. Isn't she the heroine?"

"Who told you she was the heroine?"

Nanfeng's eyes widened: "Grandma Liu is the big villain, okay? Otherwise, why would you tell the idiot Grandma Liu not to escape?

"The manuscript in your hand only contains a few chapters. How could the villain appear so early?"

The corner of Zi Qiao's mouth couldn't stop twitching, and he had a bad premonition: "The Three Musketeers Sheng Chong is referring to..."

"Of course, let the three of them pamper each other and the other two. This is called the love triangle."

Nan Feng patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder: "Master Lu, it seems that you have been abandoned by the times.

"Nowadays, men's dramas are the mainstream, and they are very popular, okay?"

"The three of them... dote on each other?"

[In the inner world, Zi Qiao looked at the oranges on the table, the sheep at his feet with their heads lowered and bleating, and the bald strong paper man behind him. 】

[You three dote on each other? 】

[You should pamper me now! 】

[As soon as Ziqiao finished speaking, he saw the sheep on the side holding the piece of paper behind him with his head on his head. 】

[And what a coincidence, the height of this sheep is exactly the same as the thigh of Paper Bald Qiang. 】

【then……】

[Zi Qiao makes a snap sound and touches his forehead with his hand. 】

Ziqiao broke free from his imagination and couldn't help but shudder.

If he really matched this weird novel, the friends in the group would laugh at him to death.

"That, foster father..."

Zi Qiao knelt down with a flattering look on his face and started to beat Nanfeng's legs: "For the sake of our deep love between father and son, can you change the dubbing for me?"

Nanfeng squinted his eyes and said with a look of enjoyment: "Well, my son Fengxian's leg-beating is the most popular with me."

"Yes, yes, my adoptive father said so."

Zi Qiao lowered his head and smiled bitterly, but when he raised his head, he showed an attentive and flattering face: "So about changing the notebook..."

"No way, no need to talk!"

"Hey, I won't take you like this."

Zi Qiao complained: "My foster father has been calling me like a foster father for a long time, so you have to show me some respect."

Nan Feng was stunned for a moment, then hesitantly touched Zi Qiao's head.

"My son Fengxian is really obedient."

Lu Ziqiao:......

[Who wants this kind of expression from you! 】

Seeing how Zi Qiao was so angry but still smiling, Nan Feng laughed loudly: "I'm just kidding you."

He opened the drawer of the cabinet and took out a stack of manuscripts: "You choose."

"Nanfeng, I know you are the most kind-hearted.

Zi Qiao turned over the manuscript with joy, but soon the smile on his face faded.

He gritted his teeth and said to Nanfeng: "Is one of your books a normal novel?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "You haven't even finished reading it, how do you know it's not there?"

"hehe……"

Ziqiao picked up a manuscript and started reading.

[Hahahahaha...Chrysanthemum Man, today is the day you die! 】

[The Peach Blossom Monster rode the wind up to nine heavens and said with a ferocious smile. 】

[I saw her waving the peach branch in her hand, and countless peach blossom petals fell like goose feathers and heavy snow. 】

[The Chrysanthemum Man, who was seriously injured and fell to the ground, saw the Peach Blossom Monster perform the legendary "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom", and he barely supported his scarred body. 】

[Peach Blossom Monster, as long as I am here, you will never harm everyone in the flower world! 】

[As Chrysanthemum Man declared his justice, he stood up and his anus contracted violently. 】

【puff! 】

[A deafening sound cracked the air, and Chrysanthemum Man used the airflow between his legs to shoot up into the clouds like a soaring rocket, facing the ten-mile peach blossom with a power comparable to that of the moon and stars falling to the ground without hesitation. 】

[Chrysanthemum Man twists his waist, and the invisible airflow spurting out of his anus begins to twist into a long yellow-brown whip and swings towards the Peach Blossom Monster...]

"vomit……"

Zi Qiao threw the manuscript on the table with a snap and started retching.

He gritted his teeth and asked: "Why is the peach blossom of the Peach Blossom Monster the real peach blossom, and the chrysanthemum of the Chrysanthemum Man is the same chrysanthemum?"

Nanfeng spread his hands: "I'm not the author, you ask me?"

"Is it really necessary for this kind of novel to be recorded as an audio novel?" Zi Qiao couldn't help but wonder.

Nanfeng chuckled softly: "What if I told you that this book "Chrysanthemum Man vs. Peach Blossom Monster" can not only be recorded as an audio novel, but also the film rights have been sold?"

"How is that possible!" Zi Qiao exclaimed, "Just this Chrysanthemum Man?"

He picked up the manuscript on the table and flipped through it carefully, confirming once again that all the abilities of the Chrysanthemum Man were exerted by chrysanthemums.

"How can a protagonist with such a disgusting attack style make a movie?"

"So the film side reversed the roles and turned it into "Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster". This is in line with the theory of 'appearance is justice' in the film and television industry in recent years."

Zi Qiao clicked his tongue and praised: "I knew it had to be a group of people in the film and television industry who knew how to play. I'm afraid this movie is not used to launder money."

"Who knows, the movie has just been approved. By the time it's released, I don't even know it's going to be a year or two."

Zi Qiao threw the "Chrysanthemum Man vs. Peach Blossom Monster" aside in disgust, and then began to look for a slightly acceptable novel in the pile of manuscripts.

As a result, he was stabbed in the eyes countless times.

[The skinny Liu Yue'e hugged Liu Ruyan, who was squatting on the ground and crying, with a distressed look on her face. She choked and said. 】

[Sister, although you killed our parents, lost my child, drove my mother-in-law crazy, and even I was ruined by those beasts. 】

[But after all, you are my only relative in this world. As long as you sincerely repent, I will still forgive you just like the thirteen times before. 】

Zi Qiao threw the manuscript on the ground in disgust: "What kind of novel is this? The heroine is like the Virgin White Lotus?"

""The parents are dead, the children are lost, the mother-in-law is crazy, and the daughter-in-law is ruined."

Nanfeng also kicked the manuscript on the ground aside in disgust: "This is called a realistic novel about rural distress, and it is usually a custom-made novel by a film and television company."

Zi Qiao continued to flip through the manuscripts. He had actually given up the possibility of finding a normal novel in Nanfeng's pile of manuscripts.

It's really hard for Nanfeng to collect these weird novels just to rectify himself.

Zi Qiao now wants to see how weird these novels can be.

[Long Aotian looked at the woman in front of him affectionately and said in a deep voice. 】

[Woman, your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, your heart is crystal clear, you are my life partner. 】

[Liu Ruyan lay on Long Aotian's body, she looked at the man she loved and hated and said emotionally. 】

[Xiaolong, your arms are strong, your chest is broad and majestic, and your skin is invulnerable. You are my future support. 】

"vomit……"

Zi Qiao retched: "This little word is really disgusting, but I don't know why it always feels so familiar."

He thought about it but still didn't understand when he had heard this phrase.

"Repay Xiaolong, bah!" Zi Qiao said with nausea.

Zi Qiao continued to look through it roughly, and everything was as he expected.

Each novel contains characters heavy enough to make themselves a source of laughter.

"How about it, have you made your selection?" Nanfeng said with a smile on his face, "I can assure you that these novels are indeed the tasks of our studio."

[It’s just that these weird novels are usually dubbed by AI. 】

Nanfeng smiled triumphantly in his heart.

Zi Qiao hesitated for a long time, and finally picked up the book "The Three Musketeers Sheng Favored, Idiot Grandma Liu Don't Try to Escape".