Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Don't worry about whether you are a virgin or not."

Yifei stretched out her hand and pretended to be a real girlfriend: "You'd better hand over your bank card honestly, my boyfriend~"

Zeng Xiaoxian's whole body felt numb and numb at Yifei's tender call, as if a weak electric current flowed down his fingertips to his heart.

At this moment, he really wanted to say a word to Yifei sincerely.

[Are you crazy about money? 】

The cash-strapped Zeng Xiaoxian did not fall into Yifei's fascination at all. Perhaps this is the only strength that poverty can bring him.

"Yifei, do we still need to discuss the matter of handing over the bank card?"

Of course Zeng Xiaoxian would not just hand over the bank card obediently, even if he knew that even if he handed it over temporarily, Yifei would never be able to touch his money.

After all, the two of them are not really boyfriend and girlfriend.

Besides, most of his savings are in passbooks and have been deposited until death or invested in bank financial products.

The little money in his bank card is not as good as the watch Yifei gave him last night.

But the bank card itself is not important, it is just an excuse made by Yifei.

If he didn't hand over his bank card, Yifei would use the topic to his advantage and make trouble unreasonably until he gave up and admitted that he couldn't continue acting.

Even if she obediently handed over her bank card, Yifei would use her current status as her real girlfriend to continue to make more excessive demands until she had to refuse.

Then Yifei will make use of the topic and make trouble without reason, until she admits defeat and admits that she can't continue acting.

What Yifei wanted was never a bank card, what she wanted was victory, victory, and revenge.

Since the end result is almost the same whether you surrender or not, you have to fight no matter what.

After all, even Zhanbo and Meijia barely survived one round of Yifei's revenge offensive. It was impossible for them to just let Hu Yifei manipulate them without resisting.

Then my brother Xian doesn’t want to lose face.

Sure enough, when Yifei heard Zeng Xiaoxian's rejection, she pretended to be aggrieved and said, "What's there to discuss? Don't you still believe me?"

"It's not that I don't believe you, but financial issues are very personal, and I don't want this to affect our relationship."

Yifei sneered: "How can financial issues be private? You just don't love me and don't trust me."

"How is that possible? Yifei, please listen to my explanation..."

Before Xiaoxian finished speaking, Yifei covered her ears and shook her head angrily: "I won't listen, I won't listen!"

"Listen to my explanation!"

"I won't listen, I won't listen!"

"Listen to my explanation!"

"I won't listen, I won't listen!"

…

"How long will the two of them keep talking like this?" Nuo Lan asked doubtfully.

Nanfeng shrugged: "I guess it won't be over until one of them gets rid of their fixed thinking and speaks a fresh line."

"Is this style of painting changing too fast?" Meijia shouted.

"Obviously just now we were talking about the adult topic of being a virgin, why has it turned into a sad drama about Aunt Qiong Yao now?

"Can I apply to change the channel?"

"I think Qiong Yao dramas are quite good. I haven't watched many Qiong Yao dramas." Wanyu held her head in her hands, with curiosity shining in her eyes.

"Anyway, it's a good thing that we have a show to watch, not to mention that Yifei will play a Qiong Yao-style heroine. This gimmick alone is already worth the price of admission."

Yu Mo sighed: "If Yifei were to be the heroine of Qiong Yao, it would probably be over in three episodes at most.

"After all, there are not enough villains in the entire TV series that she can defeat with one hand."

"That makes sense."

In this way, everyone was enjoying this Qiong Yao-style tug-of-war while eating.

A few minutes later, Zeng Xiaoxian finally broke down, scratched his head and shouted.

"It's true... you should listen to my explanation!

"You know you won't listen to me when you call me, but I won't listen. You think you are a repeater!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you stupid?"

Yifei still covered her ears and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian like an idiot.

"The heroine Qiong Yao ran away after shouting "I won't listen, I won't listen", so the hero didn't have a chance to explain.

"I'm sitting here right now. You don't really think that I can block out all the sounds outside with just one hand, do you?"

Yifei also collapsed and patted the table: "You can only listen to my explanation and listen to my explanation.

"I didn't block your mouth, you just said it directly!"

“Women/men are so mean!”

Ziqiao and Meijia expressed their opinions in unison, and then glared at each other fiercely.

Xiaoxian then explained helplessly: "I want to explain..."

He stopped and was silent for a long time before covering his face and saying in embarrassment: "Che Luanlu talked too much just now, and I have forgotten what he wanted to explain."

"No need to explain anything. I'll give you one last chance. Just tell me whether you want to hand over your bank card or not."

Zeng Xiaoxian replied with evasive eyes: "I think the finances of both parties still need to be calculated separately, so as to leave enough privacy and space for each other."

"But I don't even know how much money you make in a month. Do you want to live in the future?" Yifei asked angrily.

Everyone present couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the two's acting skills in their hearts.

If they hadn't known that they were a fake couple, they would have looked like a couple quarreling over the family's financial power.

"I didn't say I didn't plan to tell you how much I earn in a month, and don't I use most of my money for financial management?"

When Yifei heard this, she even laughed angrily: "I don't want to say more about your financial plan.

"With those messy contracts you signed in the bank, be careful that you won't be able to withdraw the money when you should use it."

"I can't manage finances, so you must be able to manage finances?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked unconvinced.

Hu Yifei was indeed amused by Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "You, a guy who studies history and philosophy, actually question that I, a top student in economics, don't know how to manage money?"

"Depend on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian acted rogue and said, "I made a mistake just now. Can we start arguing again?"

Yifei rolled her eyes at Xiaoxian: "You think you have thirty lives when you play Contra, of course you can't."

As she spoke, she turned to look at Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, who is in charge of the money in your family, you or Nuolan?"

Although Yifei has not mastered the specific rules of the game, she can also see that these eight people are not monolithic. At least Nanfeng and Ziqiao have made trouble for Xiaoxian more than once.

As expected, Nanfeng gave Zeng Xiaoxian another blow: "Of course the woman in our family is in charge of the money, and I don't think a big man should have money.

"Do you think what I said is right, Teacher Zeng?"

"You traitor among men!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth in disbelief and said: "What you said is completely malicious, just to harm us all men.

"I advise you to quickly retract your words and come to my side, otherwise you will become a public enemy of your male compatriots and a clown among clowns!"

Nanfeng shrugged indifferently: "Don't worry, I only plan to say this to you alone."

Zi Qiao also smiled weirdly and said: "And one person in Yifei is worth two men. Even if we want to support our male compatriots, we should also support Yifei."

Nan Feng and Zi Qiao, two good friends, smiled at each other and high-fived each other in unison.

Zeng Xiao Xian:……

This is your naked targeting!

"Seeing that there is no Zeng Xiaoxian, this is the voice of the masses."

Yifei raised her head proudly: "Even your two best friends are on my side, what else do you have to say?"

[In the inner world, Hu Yifei was chewing a carrot and looking at the noisy Nanfeng, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian. 】

[Look at the three of them. The enemy doesn’t choose to unite and is still fighting here. 】

[If I can't make them kill each other, I will fight to the death. From now on, my Hu Yifei's Hu will be the carrot's divination! 】

【Pooh! 】

【It’s the beard of carrot! 】

At this time, Guangu and Zhang Wei finally cooperated with Yifei.

Zhang Wei said earnestly: "Teacher Zeng, I think you'd better hand in your bank card honestly.

“You have to know that financial power is not only power, but also a burden in life.

"Now Yifei is willing to take the initiative to help you shoulder this burden. What else are you dissatisfied with?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "If you think this is a heavy burden in life, then ask Yifei to help you carry it."

Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian strangely: "You mean... you want me to go pick up Yifei?"

"Fuck you, there's no door!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and rushed towards Zhang Wei with bared teeth and claws. Looking at this posture, it seemed that he really wanted to fight Zhang Wei.

The corner of Yifei's mouth curled up, revealing an intoxicating smile, but this smile was quickly dissipated by her overly strong desire to win.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, listen to what the voice of the masses means."

Yifei glanced at Guangu and Zhang Wei, signaling them to increase their efforts.

Guan Gu grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian who was about to rush over and fight Zhang Wei: "Teacher Zeng, there is an old saying in China that a man who knows the current affairs is a hero. You are fighting alone now, so you should surrender as soon as possible."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu strangely: "Why are you good at other Chinese languages? This sentence, "He who knows the current affairs is a hero, is really a strong flavor of Dasa. Your family doesn't come from Japan's high-tech industry, right?"

"Nonsense!"

Guangu quickly waved his hands and denied, "Who doesn't know that our Guangu family has always been a staunch anti-war faction and the most peace-loving people."

"All right."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked with a look of displeasure on his face: "So you just plan to bully the people with more people and the less people."

Several people nodded in unison.

"Depend on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately looked in the direction of Zhan Bo and Yu Mo, and the need for help in his eyes was self-evident.

As my allies, you have backstabbed me once before.

If you two are not going to help me now, then I will just surrender and admit defeat.

When Zhan Bo saw this, he also showed a flattering smile: "Sister, I think..."

"Ah, Zhan Bo, if you don't speak, I will almost forget about you."

Yifei pointed the finger at Zhanbo: "Please remember to transfer money to me later. The more the better, so that I can buy maternal and child products for Meijia."

Zhanbo:? ? ?

Why did the target suddenly focus on me again?

He sneered and said, "Sister, Meijia is just pregnant. Isn't it too fast to buy these things?"

"Hurry up, ten months passed in a blink of an eye.

"If you don't prepare today or tomorrow, do you plan to wait until the child is born to prepare?"

Yifei patted Zhanbo's hand gently: "Your task now is to take good care of Meijia, and the rest of the small things like running errands and buying things can be left to your sister.

"Of course, siblings also have to settle accounts.

"Remember to transfer money to me later, otherwise I will go directly to your room to get your card. Anyway, I know your bank card password."

Zhan Bo was about to burst into tears: "Sister, you are so considerate."

Sister, actually Meijia and I..." Unable to hold back, Zhan Bo suddenly wanted to confess.

After all, the money he transferred was no better than the bank card that Teacher Zeng had to hand over. The latter would definitely be returned intact by the elder sister.

But my sister will definitely not be polite to me about my own money.

"We'll discuss your matters later. I'll take care of your brother-in-law first."

Yifei blocked Zhanbo's confession.

Just kidding, if Zhan Bo confesses directly now, wouldn't it be boring to see the underground love triangle between Huiziqiao and Meijia later?

"Yifei, as an elder I have to talk to you a little more. I think it's too early for you to talk about financial power at this stage." Yu Mo also came forward with a smile.

"Yu Mo, you want to help him too?" Yifei pointed at Yu Mo and Xiaoxian, "And you want to talk to me as an elder?"

She sighed and asked resignedly: "So what is the relationship between the two of you? They are also mother and son, right?"

Yu Mo smiled and touched Teacher Zeng's head: "That's not true, it's just that I am his dearest and most beloved..."

"Auntie." Zeng Xiaoxian also sighed.

"So good..."

Nanfeng knocked on the table gently and said with a smile: "My aunt has already shouted, so do we, the two aunts and uncles, also need to shout?"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face and refused to speak.

"If Teacher Zeng didn't shout..."

Nanfeng looked at Yifei and said with a teasing smile: "Little aunt, can you please call me uncle?"