Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Zhang Wei..." Zeng Xiaoxian called greasyly.

Zhang Wei closed his eyes tightly and smiled, like a peaceful deceased.

"Zhang Wei, I got up to pee."

The corners of Zhang Wei's mouth twitched, but he still kept pretending to be dead.

"Xiao Li, why are you here?"

Zhang Wei instinctively clenched his fists, but still did not open his eyes.

[You want to deceive me with such a simple trick? 】

【I will never be fooled! 】

"Hey, who dropped this hundred yuan?"

"It's mine, it's mine..."

Zhang Wei suddenly woke up and saw Xiaoxian and the other three looking at him with very strange eyes. Zhang Wei immediately smiled sheepishly.

Even though he knew that Zeng Xiaoxian was deceiving him, he just couldn't control it.

Zeng Xiaoxian's hand firmly grasped Zhang Wei's shoulder: "Zhang Wei, everyone has bought my autographed photo, do you also want to support poor Brother Xian?"

Zhang Wei shook his head and his attitude was extremely firm: "Don't buy it, I have no money, I need moral support."

"Don't be so cruel, why don't you think about it again?

"I am the vice chairman of the residents' committee of the iPartment. If you want to fall in love, I can help you introduce the beautiful single female tenants in the apartment."

Zeng Xiaoxian has completely transformed himself from a salesman into a pimp.

"Wait a minute."

Zhang Wei asked in confusion: "Why did you introduce Guan Gu to the beautiful female host of the TV station and introduce me to the beautiful female tenant of the apartment?"

Xiaoxian glanced at Zhang Wei: "Guan Gu's monthly income is tens of thousands of yuan. What is your income?"

Zhang Wei was speechless: "I'm just a student now, wait for me..."

"Let's wait until you pass the law exam first, future lawyer Zhang."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Zhang Wei, I very much believe that you can make a great success and have a promising future."

Zhang Wei showed a pleasant smile on his face.

[Let me just say, gold always shines. 】

[It takes Teacher Zeng to recognize a hero. 】

"So as a friend, do you also have to believe that I have a bright future and invest in my future?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to his signed photo: "For only ninety-nine and eight yuan, you will be a shareholder who invests in my future.

"When the day comes that I become famous, I will definitely thank you personally on TV for your contribution to me."

"No need, there are so many people around the world named Zhang Wei, who knows who you are thanking then."

Zhang Wei subconsciously refused, but then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Since we both feel that each other has a promising future, why don't we two future warriors invest in each other?

"I will buy a set of your signed photos as an investment, and you will be responsible for helping me pay the registration fee for the next law exam."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "How much is the registration fee for the law examination?"

"The total registration fee for subjective and objective questions is more than two hundred yuan."

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "You mean you want to spend ninety-nine and eighty yuan to buy my signed photo, and then ask me to spend more than two hundred yuan to help you pay the law exam registration fee? !!

"You almost hit me in the face with your abacus!"

If Zhang Wei had followed Zhang Wei's investment, he would have lost more than 100 yuan by selling a set of signed photos.

Don't you think you are stupid?

No, the money from selling the autographed photos went into Ziqiao's account. What does it have to do with me?

In other words, not only did he have to provide signed photos for Zi Qiao to make money, but he also had to pay Zhang Wei more than 200 yuan?

Doesn't this mean that you are stupid?

This time it was Zhang Wei's turn to grab Xiaoxian's shoulders firmly: "Teacher Zeng, you should really think about it. This deal is a very good deal for you."

Zeng Xiao Xian:? ? ?

Are you kidding me when you say this?

"Yeah, it's a good deal." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "How about this, you buy three sets at one time, and I help you pay the registration fees for the law exam for the next three years?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said: "That's not the case, I'm confident that I can pass the law exam next year.

"As for the rest... you can cash it in."

"screw you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted: "You really think I'm a fool."

"Teacher Zeng, it seems that you haven't figured out how worthwhile this matter is."

Zhang Wei began to analyze Zeng Xiaoxian methodically, and the orderliness of the law graduate student was actually reflected at this moment.

"When we analyze whether a thing is cost-effective, do we have to look at the advantages and disadvantages of this thing for you?"

"Yeah." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.

"Then let's start with the disadvantages. The only disadvantage of this matter is that you lost more than two hundred yuan.

"But for an excellent host like you, who is good at both radio and television, does more than two hundred yuan count as money?"

"Well……"

Being praised by Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately embarrassed to say that he was already short of money after buying clothes yesterday.

"Even though these two hundred yuan may be quite valuable to you now, when you become a famous TV host soon, you will get generous advertising sponsorships, bonuses come one after another, and your popularity will increase. Is it easy for you to spend more than two hundred yuan?"

"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly, as if he had seen the future described by Zhang Wei.

"Very well, let's skip this trivial disadvantage now and analyze in detail what benefits you can get from this matter."

Zhang Wei looked at Xiaoxian with a moved face: "First of all, you must gain my friendship.

"When I pass the law exam next year, I will never forget that it was a... tall, handsome, kind-hearted man who invested in my future and helped me pay the registration fee for this law exam.

"Teacher Zeng, do you know what your behavior means to me?"

"What's the equivalent?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked subconsciously.

"This is equivalent to Xiao He chasing Han Xin under the moon, and King Wen recognizing Ziya with his sharp eyes. You are the most noble person in my future career path as a lawyer."

Zhang Wei held Zeng Xiaoxian's hand affectionately: "I have become a famous barrister and I will never forget who helped me pay the registration fee for the law exam when I was poor, and finally helped me rise to the top. .”

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and narrowed his eyes: "How can I be as good as you said? Zhang Wei, you are too polite."

“No, you must not be modest.

"Kindness should be rewarded. This is the respect and gratitude you deserve as a great man."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..." Zeng Xiaoxian almost couldn't breathe without laughing.

Meijia poked the stunned Sekiya: "If I remember correctly, Teacher Zeng is here to sell us, right?"

Guan Gu nodded wildly. He remained stunned until he spoke: "Obviously he plans to capture Zhang Wei, why does it feel like he is about to be captured by Zhang Wei?"

"Shh!"

Meijia signaled Sekiya to keep her voice down, and she silently raised her phone to start recording.

"Such an exciting scene, I must share it with everyone."

At this time, Zhang Wei continued: "Then let's move on. The next benefit is that you can successfully sell a set of signed photos. Does this mean that your sales ability has been further improved?"

"Well……"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was about to laugh, felt something was wrong, but before he had time to think, Zhang Wei's words had already hit him like a barrage of cannons.

“And if you sell one more unit now, you’re getting closer to your goal of selling thirty-six units.

"Then you will be free from the oppression of the Great Demon King of the South Wind, and you can also prove your superb sales ability to everyone in the apartment."

"yes……"

Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands: "If you win the bet, you can also get free publicity for Nanfeng. This is a great deal."

"The most important thing is, once your marketing skills are sufficient, when you go to promote your program to advertisers in a few days, will it be a piece of cake for you?"

"Yes." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded heavily.

“Not only will your end-of-year assessment be stable, but your year-end bonus, performance, and sponsorship bonuses will all be stable by then... Can you tell me whether you will be rich by then?

"You only need to pay more than two hundred yuan now, and then what you can get is one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand and more than two hundred yuan!"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed wildly and waved his hands: "A thousand, ten thousand is too exaggerated, not that many, not that many...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Compared with Nanfeng and Yifei's behavior that only poured cold water on him, the future blueprint Zhang Wei drew for him was exactly what Zeng Xiaoxian dreamed of.

Zhang Wei hardly needed to say anything, Zeng Xiaoxian was already immersed in his beautiful thoughts about the future.

"Now let's summarize the disadvantages and advantages of this matter for you. That is, as long as you pay the little more than two hundred yuan in front of you, you can get countless benefits.

"So Teacher Zeng, what are you waiting for?"

Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian expectantly.

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh suddenly: "Yes, then what am I waiting for?"

"Then we will..."

Zeng Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone: "Then let's invest in each other's future!"

"Brother Zeng is awesome."

"You're not bad at Viagra either."

"Hahahaha..." The two held hands and smiled at each other.

"Incredible, is this guy really Zhang Wei?" Guangu asked Meijia in shock,

When did Zhang Wei become so eloquent?

If he could maintain one-third of his current level, he wouldn't be able to pick up that girl named Xiaoli for so long.

"It's normal. Do you know how much Zhang Wei will make if he succeeds in deceiving him this time?" Meijia wrote lightly.

She was not familiar with Zhang Wei, but now Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao were almost the same character.

Guangu couldn't understand: "You mean Zhang Wei just wants to earn more than one hundred yuan?"

"Sekiya, you can't simply consider the money he makes, but the profit."

Meijia whispered: "As the saying goes, with 50% profit, it can commit crimes!

"With 100% profit, it dares to violate the law and commit incest!"

Sekiya knocked Mika on the head: "You should be talking about Capital. I have heard this sentence before even a Japanese."

“With 50% profit, it takes desperate risks.

“With 100% profit, it dares to trample all laws in the world.

"With a profit of 300%, it would dare to commit any crime, even risk being hanged."

"Then they don't have much culture..."

Meijia pouted and touched her head: "In short, Zhang Wei has already entered an over-limit state for the sake of more than 100% profit.

"He was willing to sell his soul and become a devil, just to play with Teacher Zeng's innocent and childish soul."

"Devil? Playing?"

Under Mika's description, Sekiya thought of such a scene.

[In the Nine Hells, Zhang Wei is dressed as a devil and holds a legal treaty written in devil's words in his arms. 】

[He held his palms flat and laughed loudly, and his wanton and lewd laughter echoed throughout the Nine Hells. 】

[The picture in front of me keeps zooming in on Zhang Wei's palm, until Zeng Xiaoxian appears in his sight, wearing an ancient Greek white robe and an olive leaf wreath on his head. He looks ignorant and pitiful. 】

[The innocent and childish Zeng Xiaoxian was in tears as Zhang Wei kneaded and played with him in the palm of his hand. 】

[Zhang Wei’s laughter and Zeng Xiaoxian’s cries echoed, mixed, and resonated throughout the Nine Hells. 】

Guangu shuddered: "Capital and profit are really terrible things.

After Zhang Wei paid for a set of signed photos of Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian happily sent Zhang Wei the more than 200 yuan for the law examination registration fee in advance.

The two embraced warmly and laughed.

Then Zhang Wei said he had to go to the toilet, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian laughing silly and wildly.

He felt like he had made a great deal.

Three minutes passed, and five minutes passed. Zhang Wei, who said he simply went to the toilet, never came back.

Only Zeng Xiaoxian was still laughing.

It wasn't until he couldn't stop laughing that he saw the eyes of Sekiya and Mika, who were shocked and excited, excited and questioning, and questioning and full of sympathy.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and after almost calming down, he finally regained a little bit of rationality.

No, I'm obviously here to defeat the boss.

Why does it feel like the boss has given me a guide now?

I'm coming

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