Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Xiao Bu, Xiao Bu..."

Xiaoli's soft call made Zi Qiao fall from the imaginary world back to reality, with a rare confusion in his eyes.

"follow your heart..."

Zi Qiao murmured softly.

"What are you talking about?" Xiaoli became more and more confused as she listened, "Xiaobu, why are you getting more and more weird."

Xiaoli looked suspiciously at Yifei, who had chosen a lot of pet supplies. It seemed that Xiaobu started to act strangely from the moment this woman came.

And the woman's voice on the phone was too loud, as if she was telling someone on purpose.

has a problem!

There must be something wrong here!

Zi Qiao put on a stiff smile. After experiencing his own random thoughts, he couldn't even do the most basic superficial skills.

"I'm fine, maybe I'm just a little hypoglycemic."

Xiaoli nodded suspiciously, knowing that even if she asked Xiaobu and that woman directly, they would deny it just like before.

It is better to wait and see what happens.

Zi Qiao let out a long breath and continued chatting with Xiaoli casually.

He thought about the legitimate reasons he had just made up. Although the success rate of the second reason was not very high, it was still better than doing nothing.

What if, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe... Meijia believed it?

That's it. I decided to call the almighty Xiao Hei later and ask him if he could get Lu Bu's cosplay suit.

Zi Qiao thought that he might as well cut the mess quickly and skip lunch. He left his contact information with Xiao Li and immediately went to Xiao Hei for help.

As a result, Yifei was talking to the Bluetooth headset again.

"No, you can't make up such an outrageous excuse for him.

"He can still travel through time. If he can travel through time, I will be the undefeated Dongfang!"

Yifei paused and then said: "And Meijia has thought of all the things you mentioned.

"Like time travel, mythology, aliens, The Lord's Space, X-Men, The Truman Show...

"In short, as long as Lu Ziqiao dares to mention supernatural powers in front of Meijia, she will send Ziqiao to hell without saying a word.

"Let Ziqiao try to get a civil service exam or something and protect us from now on."

Yifei looked at Ziqiao teasingly: "I think Meijia's idea is very good.

"Since there are supernatural powers, there must be reincarnation anyway.

"First send an experienced person who has been exposed to supernatural powers to the underworld to serve as our vanguard.

"He's taking the public exam down there, and we have enough candles and ingots on the ground to burn the incense chariots and beauties.

"In short, the more you want, the more you burn. Isn't the life down here better than the poor life on earth?"

Zi Qiao was stunned. After hearing what Yifei said, it seemed that life down there was indeed much better than above ground.

What a fart! ! !

Hu Yifei almost got in.

Life down there is so good, why don't you Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia go?

I promise to burn eighteen strong men for you and serve them every day!

[It’s strange that Chen Meijia could think of such an outrageous idea in advance. 】

[Is this the roundworm in my stomach? 】

[And it’s okay if Meijia can think of it, why can Yumo think of it too? 】

[Is my creativity so mediocre? 】

Zi Qiao was so angry that his teeth itched.

This won't work, and that won't work either. If you have the ability, tell me a valid reason that can be used.

As long as you can tell it, I can do it, no matter how outrageous it is, I will do it!

"If you ask me, he might as well be honest and waste money to avoid disaster, cut some meat and blood, buy a bunch of pet supplies and go back, then tell Meijia that he is going to buy things for Jianghouzi.

"You think my reason is legitimate enough."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but nod when he heard this.

[This reason is so damn legitimate! 】

This legitimate reason is indeed much more reliable than the nonsense I said before, and it also has the biggest advantage.

Even if Meijia still doesn't believe her nonsense, considering that she bought so many things for Jianghouzi, she will be more or less lenient on herself.

It's an almost perfect justification...if only I didn't have the money.

Oh my god.

These days, things for dogs are more expensive than things for people. Otherwise, some people are worse off than a dog.

I didn't have a job, and I didn't have much money on hand, especially when I bought some beautiful clothes for Xiaolan, who had just bought Xiaoli.

Where did he get the money to buy things for Jianghouzi?

It was because of poverty that Zi Qiao originally planned to find a way to get some profit from Zeng Xiaoxian by styling him.

Zi Qiao couldn't help but frown.

"How about it, my legitimate reason is not bad."

Yifei pointed to a pile of pet supplies on the ground with a smile: "I've picked out everything for you."

Zi Qiao was stunned. He was so cunning and cunning. If he hadn't figured out what was going on now, he would be looking down on Zi Qiao.

He ignored Xiaoli's face and said through gritted teeth: "Hu Yifei, are you kidding me?"

[You and Meijia have been trying to blackmail me for a long time! 】

Zi Qiao completely understood it now, but even if he understood it himself, there was nothing he could do.

Lu Xun once said: "Chinese people always like to reconcile and compromise.

"For example, if you say that this room is too dark and you need to open a window here, no one will allow it.

"But if you advocate taking down the roof, they will come to terms with it and be willing to open the windows."

Zi Qiao is in such a situation now.

If Yifei and Meijia directly told Ziqiao to let him spend money to eliminate disaster, he would definitely not allow it.

But if Yifei first said a few alarmist words about skinning and cramping, breaking bones and scattering ashes, etc., and then led Ziqiao to think about legitimate reasons.

Finally, he rejected all his unreliable ideas and clearly told Zi Qiao that there was only one way to reconcile with Mei Jia.

Nazi Qiao could only agree.

After all, it was Mika.

Although he hasn't figured out how to "follow your heart" yet, he has figured out that Meijia is Meijia.

She is not the most special one, but she is definitely the unique one.

"I'm not playing tricks on you. This is the only way I can think of."

Even though Yifei knew from Meijia through a Bluetooth headset that their plan had most likely been discovered by Zi Qiao, the play still had to be played out.

This is the self-cultivation of an actor.

Yifei pointed to a pile of pet supplies on the ground, such as doghouses, dog cages, food bowls, combs and other messy things.

"I've picked out everything for you. Do you choose cash, WeChat, Alipay, or credit card?"

Zi Qiao took a look at the price of the items and almost stopped buying them: "Sister, you only buy expensive ones!"

"Doesn't this make you look generous? If Meijia saw you being so generous, she would never be angry with you."

He calculated the price of the pile of things on the ground and knew that he couldn't afford the money.

Zi Qiao sighed: "I have no money, I can't afford it, so I'll say goodbye."

“No, if you don’t have money, do you need a loan?

"Nine out and thirteen back, think about it?" Yifei crossed her arms and smiled with a wealth-obsessed look on her face.

Zi Qiao was startled: "Damn, you are playing loan shark."

"You two..."

Xiaoli's cold voice sounded, and she looked at Ziqiao and Yifei expressionlessly.

"Should you guys explain to me what's going on?"

[Damn, I actually forgot about you. 】

When Zi Qiao was thinking about how to explain to Xiaoli, he heard a familiar voice shouting.

"Lu Ziqiao!"

Zhang Weitong's eyes were red and he was panting like an ox: "I'm going to kill you!!!"

"Viagra! Calm down Viagra!"

Zi Qiao wanted to run away, but Zhang Wei had already pinned him firmly down.

"Yifei, stop them!"

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, but Nan Feng, who was still one step behind the angry Zhang Wei, shouted to Yifei.

…

"Zhang Wei, you are really ruthless."

Zi Qiao rubbed the bruise on his left face with the peeled hard-boiled egg, grinning in pain.

He didn't expect that the hard-boiled eggs he brought to the mall were not only for eating but also for use here. He didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky.

At this time, Zhang Weizheng was staring blankly at the empty store door.

Hearing Zi Qiao's complaint, he gave Zi Qiao a vicious look: "Lu Zi Qiao, you still have the nerve to say that!

"Even if I hit you, it will be considered a light blow. Do you know that you can't bully your friend's wife?"

"If you hadn't done such a bad thing, would Xiaoli have left me and turned around and left after knowing the truth?"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, Viagra."

Ziqiao quickly raised three fingers and swore: "Master Guan, I really didn't know beforehand that this big pendulum was the girl you liked.

"Witnesses from heaven, earth, men and gods, if I cut off your beard on purpose, I will never have any luck in my life."

Seeing that Zi Qiao even swore such a vicious oath, Zhang Wei had nowhere to vent his anger.

"Xiaoli is angry with me now, what do you want me to do?" Zhang Wei said aggrievedly.

He finally got on good terms with Xiaoli again, but when he went to the toilet, Zi Qiao disturbed him again.

Zi Qiao showed disapproval: "Zhang Wei, remind me of this advice.

"It's fine if you're just having fun with that big pendulum. If you're going there to fall in love or even get married, then forget it."

"What does the big pendulum mean?" Nanfeng asked curiously.

“It’s just a matter of swinging back and forth between wanting what I like but not wanting to miss out on the right one.

“My mind is full of thinking and thinking all day long, and I don’t know when I will figure it out.”

Zi Qiao sneered.

Zhang Wei shouted angrily: "That's nonsense, Xiaoli is not the kind of person you say."

Zi Qiao pointed to the right side of his face that was not swollen: "Zhang Wei, you can either shut me up or punch me in the face again.

"Because you won't want to hear what I'm going to say next. It's better for you to punch me first than for you to interrupt me in the middle of what I'm about to say."

Zhang Wei was actually not as angry as he was just now. He snorted awkwardly and said: "Just say it, I study law and am a civilized person. How can I hit someone just because of one or two words?

"But you, how can you give someone a slap on the other cheek after slapping the left cheek?"

Zhang Wei groped around his body and took out a bottle of safflower oil from somewhere in his pocket and handed it to Zi Qiao.

"Do you people have any common sense in life? Cold boiled eggs have no effect on reducing swelling and bruises.

"use this."

"With your bottle of safflower oil, even if I didn't remind you in vain." Zi Qiao took the safflower oil and smiled.

"I'm not deliberately showing off to you, you have made an appointment to have dinner together at noon, right?

"Do you know what she called you just now? She said you were a good sister...

"Zhang Wei, you have been chasing the girl for a long time, isn't it just to be her bridesmaid?"

"How is that possible!" Zhang Wei replied without even thinking.

He subconsciously wanted to refute that Xiaoli was not such a person, but he didn't think Zi Qiao would lie about this kind of thing at this time.

So Zhang Wei was in a dilemma and could only remain silent.

"And I never strike up a conversation with a girl who has a boyfriend, but I went to strike up a conversation with Xiaoli. Why do you think I did it?"

Before Zhang Wei could reply, Zi Qiao continued talking to herself: "Because I saw no traces of love in her, but quite a few traces of broken love.

"Are you sure she doesn't have anyone she likes?"

Zhang Wei remained silent.

"One more thing." Zi Qiao added, "If a girl likes you, she will never be able to chat with other boys while waiting for you.

"Think about it carefully, Zhang Wei."

Zi Qiao gently patted Zhang Wei, who was as silent as a stone statue.