Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Sister Yifei, look, is that Lu Ziqiao?"

Meijia, who had been wandering around the mall for a long time, finally spotted Zi Qiao. She tugged on Yifei's sleeve and whispered softly.

Yifei heard this and took a closer look. Even though she could only see his back from a long distance away, she quickly determined that this guy was Lu Ziqiao.

Let’s not talk about Zi Qiao’s eye-catching appearance this morning. Who in the right mind would carry a big bag of boiled eggs while going to the mall?

Seeing that there was a tall beauty opposite Zi Qiao, she cursed in a low voice: "I knew that this guy must be hurting the ignorant girl again by running away in the middle."

"Ignorance must be ignorance, and a girl may not be a girl." Meijia glanced at Xiaoli not far away and commented.

Yifei pointed at Zi Qiao and said, "Then what should we do now, take away the elbow and go back?

"Zeng Xiaoxian and the other three must have been waiting for us for a long time."

"That won't work." Meijia refused without thinking, "This bastard Lu Ziqiao took my dog ​​to pick up his girl, it's really too much.

"The most important thing is that he didn't say hello to me at all. This can be regarded as trafficking."

Meijia geared up and said, "Sister Yifei, do you think the police can arrest him if I call the police now?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Yifei gave her a hard knock on the head.

Yifei opened her eyes and scolded Meijia: "Please don't waste police resources on such nonsense."

Meijia covered her head and said angrily: "Then I don't care, he just quietly took away the elbow and used it as a tool to pick up girls. Today I have to teach him a lesson to vent his anger."

She was originally unhappy with Zi Qiao's behavior in picking up girls, but the two of them had always maintained a tacit understanding of not violating the rules of the river.

Now this bastard is using his dog to coax other women!

Why!

This dog was given to me by Guan Gu, and it belongs to me. It has something to do with you, Lu Ziqiao.

I can't stand it, I absolutely can't stand this.

Seeing Meijia's indignant look, Yifei thought about it and agreed: "That's right, Zi Qiao should be taught a lesson for borrowing other people's things without permission to pick up girls.

"But what should we do, just rush in and poke his vest?"

"What's the use?"

Meijia waved her hands, not thinking that Yifei's idea could teach Zi Qiao any lesson.

"It's not a loss for this bastard to talk about a beautiful woman less. He can't even remember his ex-girlfriend's name. You don't think he will have real feelings when picking up girls, do you?"

Yifei thought about it and felt that Meijia was indeed right.

But instead of poking his vest, what else could the two of them do?

You can't bring yourself to beat him up.

Before, when this guy had a girlfriend who flirted with Yu Mo, I could deal with him. Why should I deal with him now that he is single?

Just because he's a scumbag? Use a fake identity to deceive a girl?

Then I don't have to do anything from now on, just stare at him and beat him every day.

And it's outrageous to use your fists when you are in doubt.

It's not like my brain only has muscles.

"What do you want to do, Meijia?" Yifei felt that the matter of Ziqiao taking Jianghouzi away to pick up girls could be big or small. It mainly depends on whether Meijia, the dog owner, wants to make a big deal out of a trivial matter or make a big deal out of a trivial matter.

Meijia looked at Zi Qiao and smiled evilly: "I am not an unreasonable person. Since he uses the elbow as a prop to pick up girls, the rent must be paid.

"I haven't bought any pet supplies for Jianghouzi yet. Should Zi Qiao give some blood to reward Jianghouzi?

"Don't he like acting? We can do it too."

Meijia whispered to Yifei, and Yifei's eyes widened.

"It's too much of a loss for you." Yifei exclaimed.

"Then...you will be the starring role?"

"I'm just waiting for your words."

…

"What on earth are these four guys doing? Why haven't they come back yet?"

In the men's clothing store, Zeng Xiaoxian waited for a long time but did not see the figures of Nanfeng and the others. Instead, he was full of shit.

"No, I have to go to the toilet first."

Although he is mysophobic and almost never uses the toilet outside, the premise of all this is that he can hold it in.

In fact, he had been holding it in for a long time because he disliked the unclean toilet outside, but now the shit was almost reaching his butt hole, even if he wanted to, he couldn't use it.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked for a dozen tissues from the front desk of the men's clothing store, holding his stomach and heading to the toilet outside the store.

"Sir, you can't go out." Several shopping guide ladies stopped him politely.

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment, he exclaimed, "Your store is a black store, you won't be allowed to leave once you come?"

The shopping guide lady who was responsible for receiving Xiaoxian and the other five people pointed to the suit on Xiaoxian: "Sir, you haven't paid for the clothes you are wearing."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked down at the entire suit he was wearing before he realized what he was doing.

"Sorry, sorry, I'll pay right away."

Xiaoxian was very satisfied with the outfit that Yu Mo chose for him. Although he didn't know if Zi Qiao would come up with more brilliant ideas in the future, he wouldn't be at a disadvantage if he bought an extra set of clothes for different occasions.

So Xiaoxian began to dig through his pockets to find his mobile phone and wallet.

"Huh……"

He looked through it three or four times from top to bottom, inside and out, but could not find his cell phone or wallet.

"That's weird, where are my cell phone and wallet?"

Xiaoxian looked at the shopping guide with an embarrassed look on his face. He smiled mischievously and said, "Don't worry, let me look for it later."

After Xiaoxian finished speaking, he looked down at his pockets that had been rummaged through, and suddenly didn't know where else to rummage.

"Sir, are your wallet and mobile phone in your original clothes?" The shopping guide lady couldn't stand it anymore and reminded her.

Zeng Xiaoxian heard this and patted his head hard: "That's right, my wallet and mobile phone are obviously in my own coat pocket."

He obviously remembered it before and specifically asked Yifei to hold his clothes for him, but why did he suddenly forget it.

It can only be said that a man who is in a hurry to go to the toilet spends his entire CPU thinking only about going to the toilet and cannot think of anything else.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly at the shopping guide. He clamped his legs and walked step by step to his previous fitting room.

Looking at the empty fitting room, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely confused.

Yes, he even asked Yifei to hold his clothes for him.

So...where are my clothes now?

Wouldn't this woman rush out with Mika holding his clothes?

Xiaoxian clutched his stomach and looked around, desperately trying to find his original clothes in the store.

But in the end, he moved around the store two or three times and couldn't find it.

This woman really just grabbed his clothes and rushed out with Meijia!

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was about to hold his head and collapse and shout, a squirming movement in his large intestine made him put his hands firmly on his buttocks.

[My public image! 】

[Hu Yifei, I hate you! 】

"I'm sorry, my wallet, mobile phone and clothes seem to have been taken away by my friends... Can I go out to use the toilet first?"

The shopping guide lady said: "According to store regulations, unchecked clothes cannot leave the store. Generally, in a situation like yours, we would advise him to change into his original clothes and go out to use the toilet."

“But I just don’t have any clothes right now!!!”

Zeng Xiaoxian is about to collapse. The suit, trousers, and shirt he is wearing now are all made for him by Yu Mo in this store from top to bottom, inside and out.

If he really took off his clothes in the store, he would be left with only his underwear and socks.

I can't really just put on underwear and socks and run to the toilet.

I, Zeng Xiaoxian, am a public figure!

If there was a news headline like "TV host Zeng Xiaoxian openly ran naked in a shopping mall", then he would really become an instant celebrity.

By then, let alone sponsorship, he might not even be able to keep his job.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that the shopping guide girls were startled by his roar, and he quickly apologized in a low voice.

"sorry Sorry."

Zeng Xiaoxian forced out a smile. His smile was stiff and twitching because he had to hold in his shit.

"See if you can do this, I'll go to the toilet and I'll be back soon.

"I promise I won't run away. You can escort me to the toilet door and then escort me all the way back."

"Sir, we are all girls, we should not be as strong as you." The shopping guide lady, who had no idea how weak Zeng Xiaoxian's physical fitness was, said weakly.

Another shopping guide lady added: "Sir, although we are not top-notch men's clothing here, we really can't sell the clothes if you bring them into the toilet casually like this."

"I will buy it, I will definitely buy it, why don't I buy two sets?" Zeng Xiaoxian begged, "I just want to go to the toilet, I really can't hold it in anymore."

"Sir, we are just part-time workers. We really can't make the decision on this matter." The shopping guide asked weakly, "How about this? We can call the store manager for you."

"Okay, okay, thank you..." When Zeng Xiaoxian came up with the idea of ​​making a phone call, an idea flashed through him, and his mind that had been blocked by shit suddenly became clear.

They can call the store manager, and I can also call someone!

"Can you lend me a mobile phone to call me?" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled an extremely ugly smile under the gaze of all the shopping guide ladies.

One of the shopping guides took a step forward and handed over her mobile phone. Zeng Xiaoxian gratefully took it and dialed her own mobile number.

"Dududu..."

Yifei, who was rehearsing a play with Meijia, raised her head and looked around in confusion.

"What's wrong, Sister Yifei?"

"I always feel like I heard the sound of the phone." Yifei replied with a frown.

Meijia listened carefully, and after a while she shook her head and said.

"I didn't hear it."

She reached into her pocket and touched her cell phone. Her fingers did not feel any vibration on the phone: "My cell phone didn't ring. It's not my phone."

Yifei also took out her mobile phone and took a look at it: "My mobile phone didn't ring either, it's strange..."

"Since it's not our cell phones that are ringing, it might be someone else's cell phone that's ringing, and you happened to hear it." Meijia deduced.

Yifei hugged Zeng Xiaoxian's pile of clothes, frowned and thought for a while, and finally nodded heavily.

"That makes sense."

"Sorry, the user you dialed cannot answer the call at the moment. Please call again later..."

Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone stiffly, his clamped legs trembling.

He remembered that he usually silenced his cell phone before going to bed. Only when the alarm clock rang when he got up would he turn off the alarm clock with squinting eyes and unmute the alarm clock.

As a result, he came back from the night shift last night and lay down in bed to rest for a while only to realize that he couldn't sleep at all, so he got up and styled himself until he came to 3603 early this morning.

At this point, his alarm clock never rang.

That is to say...

My phone is still on silent mode! ! !

Oh my gosh! ! !

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the mobile phone in his hand in collapse.

Logically speaking, it is now the end of 2014, and young people have various contact methods, such as phone, QQ, WeChat, email, Weibo...

As long as he has a mobile phone in hand, he can always contact Yifei and the others in some way.

The premise is that Xiaoxian can remember his QQ and WeChat passwords.

Just kidding, how could he remember that.

Aren’t things like QQ and WeChat so long as you log in once on your mobile phone and you can lose your password?

Zeng Xiaoxian held it in tightly, secretly feeling cruel in his heart.

After I go back this time, I must change all the passwords to the same string! ! !

"Sir..." The shopping guide who was in charge of receiving Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone and said in a low voice, "The store manager said that your situation is too special, and she wants to ask the store manager for instructions..."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt as if he had been struck by lightning: "I would like to ask, is there anyone else who is your store manager?"

The shopping guide girls nodded in unison.

[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian covered his buttocks and pointed at the mind map on the blackboard with one trembling hand. 】

[Shopping guide, store manager, store manager, regional manager, branch general manager...]

[Zeng Xiaoxian looked up all the way and saw the seemingly endless posts and names above. He finally fell to his knees and let out a cry of despair. 】

【I just want to go to the toilet! 】

Xiaoxian, who was almost desperate, took a deep breath and dialed another mobile phone number tremblingly.

Apart from his own and his parents' mobile phone numbers, he only remembered this mobile phone number.

This is his last hope.

[Please, you must answer the phone, I really can’t hold it in anymore! 】

【Hurry up and answer the phone! ! 】

【Yifei! ! ! 】

"Dududu..."

Yifei, who was still rehearsing with Meijia, raised her head and looked around in confusion.

"What's wrong, Sister Yifei?"

"I always feel like I heard the phone call again." Yifei replied with a frown.

Meijia listened carefully, and after a while she pointed to Yifei's pocket and said, "I heard it this time too, it's in your pocket."

"Yes."

Yifei took out the buzzing mobile phone from her pocket. She just glanced at it and hung up the phone casually.

Upon seeing this, Meijia asked gossiping: "Why don't you answer the phone?"

"I was labeled as a sales guide by 9527 people. Why did I answer such a sales call?" Yifei shrugged.

Before she could put her phone back into her pocket, the familiar vibration and music started ringing again.

"Tagged as a sales guide by 9527 people... this can't be the same number."

Yifei frowned and hung up the phone again. She opened the call and laughed angrily: "It's really the same number. Do I look like someone who was taken advantage of?"

Before she finished speaking, the familiar sales number actually called again.

"Damn, you actually dare to fight me, you're so persistent."

Yifei was completely angry now. She rolled up her sleeves and said viciously: "I know how to sell this idiot today!"

As she spoke, she pressed the call button.

"Sister Yifei, don't be angry."

Meijia saw Yifei talking louder and louder, fearing that her voice would reach Zi Qiao's ears and alarm her.

So Meijia quickly hung up the call.

"Sister Yifei, calm down and I'll handle it."

Meijia took Yifei's cell phone and directly added the phone number to the blacklist.

"Look, this solves the problem. There's no need to get angry with the salesman. You can't reach him over the phone."

"That's right, Meijia, you are so smart."