Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 173 Zeng Xiaoxian waiting alone
Even though Nanfeng's memory is not good, he can still remember this big brother squatting with him in front of the lingerie store and chatting with him.
After all, people as enthusiastic and chatty as him are rare these days.
I don’t know why, but this big brother named Wang fell in love with Nanfeng at first sight.
At that time, Nanfeng just squatted in front of the store and listened to Brother Wang's talk. He couldn't even say a few words, but he also had a very good impression of Brother Wang.
So the two exchanged contact information when they parted at the entrance of the underwear store.
Although the two didn't chat much on WeChat, Nanfeng couldn't help but laugh when he saw the men's skin care tips that his eldest brother pushed to him from time to time.
I don’t know if he looks too weak, or if Yu Mo is seen by others as a goblin who can knock bones and suck out marrow?
But these questions are not important now. The most important thing is...
Nanfeng turned to look at Xiaoxian, whose eyes were about to pop out, wishing he could find a way to make him disappear.
Just the sound of sister-in-law could make his eyes open so wide. If he knew that he had taken Yu Mo to buy underwear more than a month ago, Nan Feng would be speechless and wouldn't be able to explain it.
"Brother~sister~ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Nan Feng and Yu Mo and said in a long voice.
Nanfeng now understood why Yifei was so annoying to him.
Before he could say anything more to Zeng Xiaoxian, Big Brother had already walked in with a familiar voice: "Brother, sister-in-law, you two are also coming to the mall.
"Hey, brother, you look so handsome. Did your younger siblings pick you out?"
Nanfeng was also confused at this time, but he still hadn't decided whether to explain the matter directly or find a way to fool it.
He could only smile politely and nod, thinking about countermeasures in his mind.
If he wanted to explain this matter clearly, he had to talk to the underwear store. Once he talked about the underwear store, he had to explain why he took Yu Mo to buy underwear.
It's just too much trouble to explain.
The most important thing is that based on Nanfeng's understanding of Xiaoxian, when he talked about the underwear store, he no longer believed the explanation behind it.
In other words, even if he believed it, he would inevitably add fuel to the fire and make it public.
At that time, I will have to explain it to the other people in the apartment over and over again, and given their personalities, there is a high probability that they will not believe Nanfeng's words.
Ziqiao will definitely pretend to be confused just to have fun, while Meijia will gossip and don't think it's a big deal. As for Guangu...
Who knows if he will feel that he is lying and then deduce some shocking truth.
Nanfeng felt particularly troubled just by thinking about it.
No, no, it's absolutely not okay to be honest.
Yu Mo on the side also smiled stiffly.
Thinking of how he had called Nanfeng "husband" in front of this big brother before, Yu Mo was so embarrassed that he wanted to die.
At that time, she really thought that she would never meet this eldest brother in her life, so she would make such a joke with Nanfeng.
Who would have thought that this kind of supporting character who doesn't even have a name would have a chance to return? ! !
OMG.
Yu Mo was about to collapse.
It would be fine if only he and Nanfeng were here, but there was Zeng Xiaoxian here.
Although she has just moved in, she has already completely integrated into the atmosphere of the love apartment.
Because of this, Yu Mo understood that everyone in the apartment was a group of fun-loving people who were afraid of chaos in the world.
If Teacher Zeng knew about this, they would have great fun.
Nan Feng and Yu Mo looked at each other, and they made a tacit decision not to let such a thing happen.
It is impossible to confess, you must find a way to fool him.
"Brother Wang, are you here to buy clothes too?" Nanfeng asked, "How about I take you to another place to shop for clothes first?"
Even though he was middle-aged, Brother Wang was still unusually forthright and forthright. He waved his hand and said carelessly: "I'm not here to buy clothes, I'm here to accompany your sister-in-law. She's getting her nails done at the mall.
"Anyway, I couldn't sit still there, so I went out for a walk, and I happened to meet you two."
When Brother Wang mentioned his wife, he subconsciously held his waist, his eyes showing pain and happiness: "Although I don't understand what's so good about these fancy things, she likes them, so I let her go. "
He asked Nanfeng in a low voice: "Brother, have you tried the secret recipes I taught you? Are they effective?"
Nanfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. No matter how he answered at this time, he felt weird.
Brother Wang saw that Nan Feng was very energetic, so he just thought that the young man was too shy to answer, and did not ask any more questions.
【It’s good to be young. 】
Zeng Xiaoxian became even more excited when he saw Nan Feng showing signs of wanting to send people away.
[Isn’t this why there are three hundred taels of silver in this place? 】
He narrowed his eyes and walked forward excitedly. Seeing this, Yu Mo quickly reached out and grabbed Xiaoxian's arm.
Although Zeng Xiaoxian's physical fitness can be said to be quite poor, seeing such exciting gossip in front of him, he has fully unleashed his potential.
Yu Mo grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm with both hands, but was dragged forward by him.
"Brother Wang, okay? Brother Wang, how are you?" Zeng Xiaoxian went up to say hello.
Brother Wang was stunned for a moment, and then he asked tentatively: "This old man looks familiar. I seem to have seen you on TV."
"I'm a host. Could it be that you've watched my show?"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately broke away from Yu Mo's hands and struck a handsome pose.
He said in a rich voice: "I am a good man, I am..."
"Teacher Bi Fujian!"
Brother Wang laughed loudly: "I just said why does it look so familiar? It turns out to be you."
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
[Fuck Bi Fujian! 】
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's expression as if he had been struck by lightning, Nanfeng was in a good mood, but he still explained to Xiaoxian: "Brother Wang, you have recognized the wrong person."
"Admit your mistake?"
"Sorry, sorry, I just said that Teacher Bi Fujian's head is not that big." Wang Ge said with a naive smile.
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
[Very good, after having short legs and different lengths of arms on both sides, he actually has a big head. 】
[God, what kind of body did you give me? 】
[Is this the price I have to pay for having an extremely handsome face? ! ! 】
He touched his head and subconsciously looked at Nanfeng.
Nanfeng casually said: "This is called a towering head, and it is also a sign."
"I have so many signs." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.
Regardless of whether Nan Feng was telling the truth or a lie, it felt very comfortable to him anyway.
Perhaps this is why even in the 21st century, fortune tellers still exist as a profession.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in a better mood, introduced himself to Brother Wang: "The good man is me, I am... Zeng! Xiao! Xian!"
"Zeng Xiaolian?" Brother Wang said in surprise.
This name is too girly for a grown man.
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
Was this Brother Wang specially invited by Nanfeng to punish me?
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian is wearing a Taekwondo uniform, with a white belt tied around his head, and a large black letter written on the white belt. 】
【Tolerate! 】
[Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said: I can bear it! 】
[When I finish talking and understand the gossip about Nan Feng and Yu Mo, I will...]
【Ah fight! ! ! 】
[Zeng Xiaoxian feebly fiddles with a few tricks to embroider his legs. 】
Just when he was about to tell him his name again, Brother Wang, who has a bold personality, said that he didn't care: "I understand, I teach high school geography.
"Some places really like to give weak and sick boys a girl's name. It is said that this can deceive the impermanence of black and white.
"I think you are quite weak. You must have been sick a lot when you were a child."
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
[Are all high school teachers today this style of painting? 】
[Forbearance, I endure! 】
Brother Wang said, his eyes wandering between Zeng Xiaoxian and Yu Mo: "I saw my brother and sister helping you choose accessories from afar, and I thought they had broken up, so I came over to take a look.
"The result doesn't look like what I thought..."
Nanfeng explained: "Brother Wang, actually..."
Before he finished speaking, Brother Wang started talking to himself again.
It can only be said that he is worthy of being a high school teacher, and he has become accustomed to talking to himself.
Neither Xiaoxian nor Nanfeng could find a chance to interrupt.
When he saw Brother Wang, he clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "I understand, brother, are you the father of my younger siblings?"
Yu Mo's eyes widened, and Nan Feng was almost moved to the waist by Brother Wang's astonishing inference.
Zeng Xiaoxian almost gritted his teeth when he heard this: "Do I look that old?"
"No." Brother Wang said with admiration, "Brother, you take good care of yourself. You look like you are only in your early thirties."
If it weren't for the greasy and vulgar look on this old man's face that belonged to a middle-aged man, I really wouldn't be sure of his age.
Of course, he would never say such offending words in front of others.
Brother Wang, who had no idea that he had completely offended Zeng Xiaoxian, was thinking proudly at the moment.
Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)!
[Endure, endure, endure! 】
W(Д)w!
【I can't bear it anymore! 】
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian, wearing a Taekwondo uniform, wielded his bastard fist and rushed towards Brother Wang in front of him. 】
[However, the screen flashed, and the next moment Zeng Xiaoxian was pinned to the wall by Brother Wang. His whole face was pressed against the wall and he screamed in pain. 】
【It hurts, it hurts! ! ! 】
Zeng Xiaoxian was startled by the picture in his mind, and when he came back to his senses, he was still frightened.
Forget it, forget it, who can beat me with my physical fitness?
As the saying goes, a man can bend and bend (because Xiaoxian can't stretch). He has a lot of money, so he doesn't care about this brother Wang.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who endured the humiliation, once again took advantage of his shameless character. He asked Brother Wang with a smile: "Brother Wang...you mean they are already together?"
Brother Wang was stunned and asked in surprise: "You, the father, don't know this?"
"Yeah, I just knew."
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about his father or his mother, so he climbed up the pole and said, "They actually hid it from me. If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known they were having an affair.
"It's too much!"
Zeng Xiaoxian took advantage of Brother Wang's presence and said, "Yu Mo, why don't you explain what is going on?"
Yu Mo kicked Zeng Xiaoxian viciously.
Do you really think of yourself as my father?
Seeing that the situation was developing out of control, Nanfeng hurriedly pulled Brother Wang out: "Brother Wang, let's talk about some things after we come out."
Brother Wang was confused, but he didn't insist on staying where he was.
After all, he was also a high school teacher, so he figured something was wrong with these three people.
When Zeng Xiaoxian saw Nanfeng pulling Brother Wang away, he quickly wanted to stop him, but stopped because of Yu Mo's words.
"Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao doesn't know how to put on makeup, which means that no matter which appearance transformation plan you choose in the end, I will be the one responsible for doing your makeup.
"You don't want to go to the sponsor with a makeup that might come off at any time, right?" Yu Mo threatened kindly.
Seeing Nan Feng and Brother Wang walking out of the store, Yu Mo quickly followed them: "Teacher Zeng, we will explain it to you when we come back."
Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips.
Do you think you are lying to a three-year-old child?
When you come back after making all preparations, can I still believe what you say?
After Yu Mo also left, Zeng Xiaoxian realized that he was the only one left.
No, it was agreed that today’s theme is the virtuous man’s transformation?
Why did everyone run away in such a hurry?
Zeng Xiaoxian stood alone and wanted to take out his mobile phone to relieve his boredom, but found that the mobile phone should still be in his original clothes.
"It's true Yifei, why did you take my clothes and pants with you when you left?
"Forget it, they should all be back after a while."
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