Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Chapter 161 The Great Demon King of the South Wind

"It's really hard for you three. You can even find something hidden so deeply."

Nanfeng's eyes narrowed slightly and his smile was bright. People who didn't know him well would really think that he was in a good mood now when they saw Nanfeng's appearance.

However, every time he looks like this, someone is bound to be in trouble.

Even Yifei was a little scared of Nanfeng in this state: "Nanfeng, we are just looking for puppies.

"Sauce elbow, it was almost suffocated to death in the white cloth just now, so the reaction was a bit excessive."

"I heard what you said at the elevator entrance."

Nanfeng still had a smile on his face: "Come out first, I will buy something for the puppies to eat when I come back."

"Have you bought us food? I'm almost starving to death." Zi Qiao didn't care that Nan Feng had entered the grudge mode, he touched his stomach and shouted.

Nanfeng was just a little bit cautious, and it wasn't like he was retaliating indiscriminately.

Besides, if Nanfeng really held a grudge, there was nothing he could do, so he might as well have another midnight snack.

Nan Feng looked at Zi Qiao's hungry look, thought for a while and said, "I bought it, but judging from your hungry look, I guess the things you bought are not enough for you to eat alone.

"Winter is here, how about a dog meat hot pot? I can buy the ingredients."

Dog meat hot pot?

Just buy ingredients?

Yifei glared at the talkative Zi Qiao and hugged the hotpot staple in her arms tightly.

Jiang Yuzi was also hiding in Yifei's arms and shivering. At this moment, even the embrace of the female devil seemed particularly warm.

It has to be said that this puppy seems to be extremely smart when he is not acting stupid.

Unfortunately, he was also extremely stupid when he was stupid. In less than one night, he provoked the most unprovoked person in the entire apartment.

Yu Mo stepped on Zi Qiao and said with a smile, "Don't listen to Zi Qiao. He drank a lot of wine tonight. How can he eat anything?"

"Hiss...yes, yes, I'm very full now, very, very full." Zi Qiao said with a ferocious face.

Yu Mo's attack was much lighter and heavier than Yifei's!

Nan Feng nodded with regret: "Well, winter is still here anyway. If you want to eat dog meat, tell me so that you can see my knife skills."

Nanfeng's sword skills?

He doesn't even know how to cook, so he doesn't know how to use a knife.

The three of them imagined such a scene.

[Jianghouzi's whole dog was fixed in the shape of a "tai" with a hemp rope on a chopping board with iron nails nailed at its four corners. It was whimpering in despair. 】

[Nanfeng walked in expressionlessly dressed in a Frankenstein costume, holding two kitchen knives that shone with cold light. 】

【Then……】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

[Nanfeng closed his eyes and started his random splitting with the wind knife technique. Because the scene in his imagination was too bloody, the blood that splattered was replaced with wolfberry. 】

[I saw that every time Nan Feng slashed with his knife, countless wolfberries flew out. 】

[After slashing ninety-nine and eighty-one times, Nanfeng smiled with satisfaction as he looked at the thick mosaic in front of him. 】

The three of them shuddered. Knowing that Nan Feng was just joking, Yifei silently stood behind Zi Qiao to block the sight contact between Nan Feng and Jiang Xiuzi.

Jiang Jiuzi raised his head blankly and looked at Yifei. It seemed to understand that the female devil was protecting herself.

"I'm just teasing you. Come out first and then talk. Don't starve the puppy and cause problems." Nanfeng said with a chuckle.

Yu Mo pointed at the trophies and certificates scattered on the ground: "We'd better help you with these first..."

"I'll clean these things up later."

Nan Feng smiled, his peach blossom eyes narrowed into a crescent shape, and no one could see the emotion in his eyes.

"come out."

No matter how much they listened to the two words spoken in a straightforward manner, Yifei and the three of them could not detect any emotion from them.

Yu Mo wanted to say more, but Zi Qiao quickly pulled her out. Yifei also hunched over, hiding her elbows in her arms and slipped out.

Nanfeng glanced at the musical instrument storage room with complicated eyes, and then closed the door as if nothing happened.

In a moment that no one could see, he changed into a relaxed and carefree smile.

Nanfeng hooked his hand and motioned for the three of them to follow, and the four of them sat on the sofa across the messy living room.

Yifei, Yumo and Ziqiao leaned on the sofa and felt relieved.

Although the process was a bit embarrassing, at least the puppy was found anyway.

They also managed to save three lives.

These three lives are Jiang Yuzi who is trapped in a soundproof cloth, Guan Gu who commits suicide after learning the truth, and Lu Ziqiao who will be hacked to death by Guan Gu before committing seppuku.

Nan Feng, who was slightly mysophobic, looked at the mess on the floor with a headache: "You three and one dog, are you really treating me like Grand Theft Auto?

"This is simply a crime, it is simply tearing down the house!"

The three of them looked at each other, which made Yu Mo, who had no chance to break up the family, felt extremely wronged.

Yifei patted her chest and promised, "Don't worry, Ziqiao and I will help you put things back in their place."

"Then do you still remember which item should be returned to where?" Nanfeng asked without any hope.

Yifei's confident expression instantly collapsed, and she turned to look at Zi Qiao beside her.

Zi Qiao whistled with a guilty look on his face.

Logically speaking, just looking for a puppy would not turn the apartment into this state, but what made Yifei and Ziqiao start to panic at that time.

When you desperately want to find something, you won't let go of any possible place, even if it turns your home into a mess.

Nan Feng sighed helplessly: "Forget it, let me take care of it tonight."

He pointed to a big shopping bag on the coffee table: "These are dog biscuits that puppies can eat, pet milk powder, dog food, sausages, meat strips...

"You guys take some to fill the dog's belly first. I hear it barking as if it's going to be very hungry."

"The south wind is the most reliable. These things are much better than Yifei's bird and fish food, nuts, carrots, and chemical fertilizers." Zi Qiao joked.

Yifei had no time to talk to Ziqiao now. She grabbed a bag of dog biscuits, tore it open and patiently fed it to Jiang Junzi.

"Little one, can my sister feed you biscuits?" she said softly.

The sauce elbow, which had gradually become accustomed to Yifei's arms, was indeed starving to death at this time. Faced with the female devil's feeding, it only hesitated for a while and then came forward to eat.

"Yifei, given the age gap between you two, I have to call you auntie." Zi Qiao said absentmindedly while leaning on the sofa.

"Don't think that I can't spare my time to take care of you because I'm busy feeding you!" Yifei rolled her eyes at Ziqiao, "Auntie, you are so big. Have you ever seen such a young, beautiful and energetic auntie?"

Zi Qiao added absentmindedly: "I don't believe it, unless you show it to me wearing a midriff-baring outfit."

Yu Mo was frightened by Zi Qiao's words.

This guy got so bold tonight that he dared to tease Yifei?

Yifei's smile was charming and dangerous. She thought that she and Zi Qiao were also revolutionary comrades looking for dogs tonight, so she just kicked Zi Qiao casually.

Ziqiao may not have made much progress after moving into the love apartment, but his ability to resist beatings has been honed by Yifei and his ex-girlfriends.

After Yifei kicked him hard, he put his head into the bag and plucked it like a normal person for a long time. Then he raised his head and complained: "Brother, this bag can't be full of dog food. Why don't you buy something that can be eaten by dogs?" Things to eat?"

Nanfeng pointed to the table in the dining area: "There is also a bag of sandwiches there, you can fill your stomach first."

"It's a sandwich again!" Zi Qiao cried.

"You haven't eaten less sandwiches. You've eaten all the sandwiches in the refrigerator." Nanfeng said expressionlessly, "Or have you changed your mind and want to try dog ​​meat hot pot?"

Zi Qiao stood up and went to get the sandwich: "I suddenly felt that sandwich is the most delicious thing in the world."

As soon as Jianghouzi heard about the dog meat hot pot, he didn't even bother to eat it. He looked up at Nanfeng in fear.

The person holding him is just a female devil at best, but the guy in front of him is the big devil!

Zi Qiao's eyes lit up when he walked to the dining table. He picked up the big clip on the table that was longer than his own arm and waved it: "I haven't seen this thing on the table just now. Nanfeng, why did you buy such a long clip?" ?”

"I plan to charge you for eating and drinking at my place starting tomorrow. This clip is specially given to you out of humanitarianism, so that you won't get your clothes dirty when you go to pick up scraps and sell them for money."

Nan Feng looked at Zi Qiao who was instantly petrified and laughed.

Zi Qiao pouted and put most of the sandwiches in the bag into the refrigerator, then walked back slowly with the remaining few.

Nanfeng looked at the puppy and asked very curiously: "I am very curious, how did you three almost lose such a small thing?"

"Actually, the thing is like this..." Yifei explained in detail what happened after Nanfeng left.

Zi Qiao said with an unhappy face: "Yifei, just explain. Is it necessary to exaggerate the incident about my plane crash into three chapters and cover nearly 10,000 words?"

"Who asked you to play Ludo and even crash the plane? It's such a show effect, and you are also very excited to listen to it."

Yifei pointed to the empty sandwich box on the coffee table: "How about you count how many sandwiches you have eaten tonight? I won't worry about eating too much and killing you."

Zi Qiao touched his round belly and let out a satisfied burp: "Nanfeng said he would charge me for eating and drinking tomorrow, so I must eat enough of the sandwiches tonight.

"If I don't eat enough, I won't have the energy to pick up garbage in the trash can tomorrow."

Yu Mo smiled and gave Zi Qiao a thumbs up: "I have never seen such a shameless person!"

"Then you have seen it tonight." Zi Qiao was not ashamed, but proud.

"It's okay. If Zi Qiao likes to eat, just eat more." Nanfeng said nonchalantly, "Are you full? There's not enough left in the refrigerator."

Zi Qiao leaned on the sofa comfortably and waved his hands: "I'm really full now."

"You can eat some more when you're full."

"I can't eat any more. I really can't eat any more." Zi Qiao once again declined Nanfeng's kindness.

Nanfeng nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, in that case, let's sit down for a while.

"I'll go down and get a takeaway first. Let's have a good late-night snack tonight."

Zi Qiao was startled and sat up straight: "Takeaway?!!"

"Yes, I ordered a luxurious seafood takeout on the way back. The time is almost up."

Nanfeng said with a smile: "Everyone is bored tonight anyway, so there is no point in going back early and staying alone in the house.

"In that case, why not have some food, drink and chat."

"Luxury seafood takeout! Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Zi Qiao wailed, stroking his round belly.

He was really rude just now, and now he really can't eat any more.

Nanfeng pretended to be innocent and explained: "When you asked me if I bought anything for you to eat, I already said, "Yes, I did, but judging from your hungry appearance, I guess I didn't buy enough for you alone." 】.

"What did you think I bought to eat? A sandwich?

“Sandwiches are just a stockpile of food I keep in the fridge.

"I was worried that you wouldn't be full just now, so I specially added a lobster and king crab, but who knew you wouldn't be able to eat one bite now.

“It seems I can only buy curry sauce and Xiaohei downstairs cheaply.

"well……"

He sighed with pretense of regret, unable to hide the smile on his lips.

"Lobster... king crab..." Zi Qiao's teeth were almost broken, "Then you still ask me to eat a sandwich!"

Nanfeng curled up his lips and shrugged: "What I just said is: there is a bag of sandwiches there, you can [first] fill your belly.

"Since there is [first], there must be [last]. Who knew you were going to die with a sandwich?

"I thought you didn't like seafood, you just liked sandwiches."

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