Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"Feel sorry."

Nan Feng stood up with a look of disgust on his face, as if he had crushed something dirty.

Meijia looked at her phone and reminded: "It's been a minute now, you have to speed up the progress."

Everyone stood up with grimaces after hearing Meijia's urging. Xiaoxian rubbed his waist and asked sadly: "What should we do? Just what Yifei did just now, and if the seven of us surrounded her again, the result would be the same." of."

"Since Plan A doesn't work, let's try Plan B." Nanfeng said calmly.

Zi Qiao was stunned for a moment: "Don't we only have Plan C? When will we have Plan A and Plan B?"

Xiaoxian also asked in confusion: "I know Plan A [sacrifice Zi Qiao], but where did we get Plan B?"

"What?!"

Zi Qiao was shocked: "So you just sold me out on purpose?!"

"Nonsense, if I let you know that Plan A is to sacrifice you, would you agree?" Xiaoxian smiled mischievously.

However, his mean smile stopped abruptly before it was even halfway through.

If the reason for plan A that Zi Qiao didn't know was because it wanted to sacrifice him, then this plan B that neither he nor Zi Qiao knew about...

Xiaoxian finally reacted, but unfortunately his reaction speed was always a beat slower than reality.

I saw that the five people from Nanfeng had divided into two groups and unknowingly came around behind him and Ziqiao. Everyone firmly grabbed the clothes and arms on their backs.

"Teacher Zeng, Zi Qiao, please sacrifice yourself. We will never forget your outstanding contributions." Wan Yu's voice was full of apology and excitement.

Just before the two of them realized what these five guys were going to do, they heard Zhan Bo shouting: "Teacher Zeng, Zi Qiao, don't hesitate, charge forward!"

Then a sudden and huge force came from the backs of the two of them, driving them to keep running forward, straight towards Yifei.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that in front of him was Yifei gearing up, and behind him were five shameful scum huddled behind the fragile bodies of himself and Zi Qiao.

It dawned on him while running.

"You're actually using me as a tall nut!"

"No, it's the locomotive!" Curry Sauce shouted.

Use the indestructible Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian, who has been tortured by Yifei and turned into steel, as the locomotives of the two trains. No matter how powerful you are, Hu Yifei, can you still kick over two human flesh trains with one kick?

This is what they call Plan B: [Human Flesh Train]!

No oil, coal or electricity is needed. The 10-meter acceleration start only requires one Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao.

Perfect.

Looking at the two trains of human flesh rushing toward her, Yifei's lazy expression finally became serious and excited.

In a situation where they were holding on to Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian while charging, he couldn't make them lose their fighting power by throwing and whipping them like he did just now.

If she really kicked all four people who were tightly holding each other over with a whip kick, such terrifying force would break several ribs of the two human shields in front of them.

Even if they have worn three layers of protection, it is useless!

Yifei moved close to the corner, and when the seven people rushed toward her, she climbed up the wall like a gecko.

She kicked off her legs and did a forward somersault to jump firmly behind the seven people.

"This is a train gone too far."

Yifei raised her legs with both feet, and stepped on the accelerator to help the two trains of human beings, which were slamming on the brakes but unable to stop.

The seven people followed the inertia and all rushed to the corner with a bang.

"Looks like the human flesh train has derailed."

Yifei smiled and kicked each of the five people on the outermost floor in the buttocks. After thinking about it, she kicked Nanfeng in the buttocks again.

The idea of ​​using Ziqiao and Xiaoxian as human shields must have been the idea of ​​this guy who was full of bad ideas.

"Stop kicking, stop kicking." Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao shouted in pain.

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian, who were regarded as tall nuts by the five people, were now like sandwich biscuits sandwiched between the five people in the corner. Every time Yifei kicked these five guys, they were squeezed tightly against the wall from behind. .

If not for the helmet. Their noses were all crooked.

"As you wish."

Yifei pulled out the five people on the outermost floor and punched one of them, then grabbed the back collars of Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian with both hands.

The two of them raised their heads in surprise, only to see Yifei winking at them with interest.

She said delicately: "Two poor little sandwich, let's see my sister help you get revenge."

Saying that, Yifei united his waist and horse and began to exert strength all over his body. Ziqiao and Xiaoxian were immediately thrown by Yifei onto the five people lying on the ground with faces in pain.

“Although the brakes on your human train are not very effective, you still have some creativity.

“Interesting, really interesting.

"If you have any other means, just come up with it, hahahahahaha..."

Yifei put her hands on her hips and laughed. It was obvious that she was thoroughly enjoying herself.

"Wanyu, are you okay?" Zhan Bo pushed Ziqiao away and helped Wanyu, who was sweating coldly.

Wan Yu shook her head: "I'm fine. Feifei acted in a measured way."

"It seems that fighting against her..."

"..."

"...Totally ineffective."

The eldest brother held his eyes, even his voice was trembling a little when he spoke.

Nanfeng gritted his teeth: "If martial arts is not good, we will fight with wits. Plan C has officially begun."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao were very hesitant: "Are you sure?"

If this plan is used, it will be too lethal.

"Otherwise, can you think of a better way?"

Nanfeng shrugged, looking helpless.

Everyone looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.

Since I can't think of a better way, then it's still a bad idea.

Done!

The seven people nodded and ran away with determination on their faces.

Just when Yifei was confused, they reached into their pockets and fumbled around, and finally one of them took out two small water guns.

"you……"

Before Yifei finished speaking, she saw Nanfeng taking the lead in aiming at her.

Although he didn't know what Nanfeng and the others were doing, Yifei instinctively chose to avoid it.

The jet of water was easily dodged by Yifei, but before she could continue to ask questions, Xiaoxian and Zhanbo had already pressed the water gun in unison.

Yifei dodged again, but before she could regain her balance, an unexpected water bullet hit her face directly.

"Oh yeah, the gun god Wanyu hit the target!" Wanyu, who had played with live ammunition in the United States, hit the target with one hit.

Zhan Bo gave a thumbs up to Wanyu standing aside: "Ten rings!"

"I bother!"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah!"

Yifei licked it subconsciously, and her whole face suddenly twisted into a ball.

"It's so sour, Nanfeng, it's you again!"

Yifei roared angrily.

Nanfeng laughed at Yifei: "This is freshly squeezed lemon juice without any water. Doesn't it taste unusual?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his water gun coquettishly: "Yifei, don't worry, the stuff in my water gun is definitely not lemon juice, but sweet syrup.

"If you don't believe it, try catching my bullet with your face."

"Hahahaha...burp..."

"Zeng Xiao Xian!"

Yifei subconsciously rushed towards Zeng Xiaoxian on the far left, but out of the corner of her eye she saw the senior brother on the far right sneaking towards the door.

【Tune the tiger away from the mountain? 】

Yifei had no choice but to turn around and run towards the door. Just when she turned back to guard the door, the other six people except the senior brother started aiming directly at her.

After Yifei ran back to the gate with a wet back, the senior brother decisively gave up rushing to the gate, turned around and returned to his original position to continue aiming at Hu Yifei.

Yifei angrily pointed at the fourteen water guns in the hands of the seven people: "You guys, you have no competitive spirit at all when you are so clever!"

She had to guard the door alone, how could she avoid the aim of these fourteen water guns.

These are fourteen water guns.

If these were replaced with real guns, it wouldn't even take so many guns to assassinate the President of the United States and the Prime Minister of Japan.

"Sister, your game rules only say that we are allowed to leave through the gate without your blocking, but they don't say that we can't attack from a distance."

Zhan Bo said and waved to Meijia happily: "Referee, our current situation should not be considered a foul, right?"

Meijia thought for a while and shook her head firmly: "Of course not, but I want to remind you that you don't have much time left."

"Is it my imagination? Why do you feel, Zhanbo, that you are so happy when you see Sister Yifei deflated?"

Curry Sauce muttered with a suspicious look on his face.

The bright smile on Zhan Bo's face suddenly faded, and was replaced by panic that everyone could see: "How, how is it possible? This is my sister, how could I like to see her deflated?"

[In the inner world, Zhan Bo rubbed his hands excitedly and swore: I dare to swear that I must love my sister very, very much. 】

[But there is no contradiction between loving her and liking to see her deflate. 】

[It is so pleasant to see the always strong old lady in such a dilemma. 】

[Sister, sister, you too have today. 】

【Ha ha ha ha……】

"We'll talk about this little thing after the test is over. After all, we don't have much time left."

Nanfeng smiled and raised the small water gun: "Everyone, the time has come to test our shooting skills. Where there are injustices, there are grievances and there are vengeances."

The remaining six people either had embarrassed expressions on their faces, were eager to give it a try, had mean smiles on their faces, or were prim and dull.

But regardless of the expressions on their faces, everyone raised their water guns in tacit agreement.

It doesn't matter whether the water gun misses or not. The important thing is that through this method of slowly teasing Hu Yifei, Yifei, who was already grumpy, started to go crazy.

This is Plan C: [Shameful Mental Bombing]!

As the seven people fired their water guns, Yifei was still hit one after another even though he was very agile.

Those seven people who were not good at shooting aimed at their clothes, and those who were good at shooting directly shot Yifei in the head. Soon, Yifei was shot all over her body like a drowned rat.

It wouldn't matter if they just aimed and fired. There were also a lot of mental attacks mixed in during this period.

For example, Zeng Xiaoxian was doing an eyebrow dance while aiming, and the senior brother was speaking in his unique pause style and reciting Mulan poems to Yifei.

"Chirp..."

"..."

"...Re-chirp..."

Zi Qiao hummed a tune while Wanyu and Curry Sauce chatted about future part-time jobs.

A few people turned a force-based competitive confrontation into a water gun shooting competition for children.

"You, you bastards, I...I can't stand it anymore!"

Yifei finally couldn't bear it anymore and drank angrily. As a result, a jet of lemon juice shot directly into her mouth.

"Ugh..." Yifei began to retching sourly.

"Yeah! Ten... rings?" Zeng Xiaoxian's cheers gradually died down under Yifei's strange gaze.

"Zeng Xiao Xian!"

Yifei ran towards Xiaoxian angrily.

"I'm going to tear you alive!!!"

I'm coming