Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

"No, no, why are you two so nervous?" Meijia narrowed her eyes and asked suspiciously.

Originally, Meijia just said it casually, but when she saw the tacit understanding between the two of them speaking in unison, it really felt a bit weird.

Nanfeng's expression remained as usual, not giving Meijia any chance to observe his words: "The main reason is that Yu Mo and I have never met each other a few times. What you just said was too shocking."

Meijia rolled her eyes and blinked her big watery eyes to confirm with Yifei.

Yifei rubbed the corners of her mouth that were stiff from her smile just now, and now she had to smooth things over for these two guys: "Strictly speaking, this is the eighth time they have met today. Do you think there is something fishy between them?"

[I am not lying, I am just telling the truth selectively. 】

"That's right." Meijia thought about it carefully and let go of the gossip. She didn't get the idea and suddenly felt it was boring.

Curry Sauce asked curiously: "Sister Yumo, will your house be left vacant over there from now on?"

Yu Mo answered honestly: "No, I have put the house on the platform for rent. The reason why it took me so long to move here is because I was busy with these things." She said while quietly glancing at Yifei.

On the one hand, she rented out her house to earn back the rent she spent every month from others, and on the other hand, she was wary of Yifei forcing her to go back when her short-term rental was over.

Although Yu Mo didn't understand Nanfeng, she understood Yifei very well.

Even though Yifei never said a word of objection from the beginning to the end, if she really felt that she and Nanfeng were a good match, she would have started busy preparing a candlelight dinner for the two of them.

Just like how she matched herself with Guan Gu before.

Yu Mo didn't doubt that there would be any problems between the two. After all, with Yifei's character, if there were really problems, she wouldn't be able to be so calm now.

Although she didn't know why Yifei was so sure that she and Nanfeng were not suitable for each other, it would be fine as long as she could still maintain her current state of being able to cover for the two of them no matter what.

Yifei and Nanfeng looked at each other and felt relieved.

Fortunately, this person is not so obsessed with love that he doesn't care.

For the two of them, it was the best news that Yu Mo could still maintain his sanity. If it didn't work, they would tell her the truth.

It's just that for Nanfeng, if one more person knows this secret, it will be more trouble, and one more person will worry about this untimed bomb.

Yu Mo asked everyone to sit down and ran to pour water for everyone. As a result, she ran straight to the kitchen and ran straight back.

"I just remembered that we don't have so many cups at home..." Yu Mo smiled sheepishly.

She lives alone and doesn't have many cups at home. Plus she doesn't take all the cups with her when she moves. How could she possibly pour water for the ten people in front of her.

Wan Yu took Yu Mo and sat down: "No, none of us are thirsty. You don't have to be so busy."

"Yes, Yu Mo, we are not polite to you, and you don't have to be polite to us." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled.

Zi Qiao nodded and said, "Teacher Zeng is right. If you are too polite to us, we will be embarrassed to be rude to you."

Yumo:? ? ?

What do you mean by being embarrassed and being rude to me? It sounds like you are going to form a group to beat me up.

Yifei raised her eyebrows, reached out and slapped Ziqiao on the back: "If you can't speak, just shut up. You make it sound like we are here to collect protection money."

Zi Qiao covered his back and silently moved away from Yifei. This woman's light slap was much harder than the beating he received from his ex-girlfriend this morning.

Do you really think that I am a once-in-a-century genius, so you kill me casually?

Teacher Zeng is more professional when it comes to punching sandbags. Although his body is not as strong as mine, he is durable.

"Sister Yu Mo, do you plan to live in this suite alone?" Zhan Bo asked curiously.

Yu Mo shook his head: "No, I can't live in four rooms by myself. There may be a share notice posted downstairs in a few days.

"If you have a female friend who wants to live together, that's fine. We don't require her to share the rent with me. She just needs to pay her own share."

Everyone thought for a long time, but there was really no female friend around who wanted to share a house.

Only Zi Qiao rolled his eyes and came up with some weird idea.

He came forward with a flattering look on his face: "Yu Mo...you should know that couples living in a love apartment can get half the rent and free water and electricity, right?"

Yu Mo picked up the still hot water on the coffee table and asked warily, "What do you want to do?"

"Think... bah bah bah."

Seeing a group of people looking for someone to take advantage of while staring at him, Zi Qiao quickly raised his hands and swore: "I'm not! I'm not! Listen to me!

"It was just a slip of the tongue. I usually say this when picking up girls. I'm used to it.

"I absolutely did not mean this, you have to believe me!"

Yu Mo put down the water glass and muttered with lingering fear: "I was shocked. I thought this guy had just calmed down a little bit before, but in less than a month, he revealed his true colors again."

"Ziqiao, please tell me honestly. What kind of plan did you have in mind when you said you were a couple renting together at the beginning?" Nanfeng smiled brightly, and his peach blossom eyes narrowed into a crescent shape.

As one of the few people in the apartment who knew the truth of the matter, Zi Qiao felt suddenly and quickly explained: "I really didn't do it for myself, I just saw Yu Mo renting such a big apartment by herself and was afraid that she would have a high expense... I thought of introducing her to someone. Fake couple.”

"You, Lu Ziqiao, are so kind-hearted. You are introducing yourself, right?" Meijia sneered, "We no longer want to stay in 3602. Do you want to go to 3604 to save on rent, water and electricity?"

[Lu Ziqiao, you bastard, I know you just can’t give up when you see a beautiful woman! 】

"No, absolutely not. I am born as a member of 3602, and die as a ghost of 3602." Zi Qiao quickly expressed his loyalty.

It's not that he is a loser, the main reason is that if he doesn't show his loyalty, the sharp eyes of these four people, Meijia, Yumo, Yifei, and Nanfeng, will kill him alive.

A man can bend and stretch,

Zi Qiao didn't wait for their reply and quickly expressed her thoughts: "I want to introduce my aunt..."

"Uncle?" Curry Sauce covered her mouth in horror, looking at Zi Qiao as if she were looking at a pervert, "Brother Zi Qiao, your scumbag bloodline is actually inherited from the family. This is too perverted."

Zhan Bo poked at the curry sauce: "My uncle should not be related to Zi Qiao under normal circumstances."

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh and said with a mean smile: "What if it's abnormal?"

Everyone's eyes suddenly became strange.

"Your mother...my mother...poof!"

Zi Qiao hurriedly explained: "Where did I get my uncle from? I meant to introduce my aunt to Yu Mo."

"Little aunt?!!"

Now everyone looked at Zi Qiao in a weirder way than before.

"Why on earth should I fight with such a person..."

"..."

"...The title of Little White Dragon in the Waves."

Now even the eldest brother, who had always been silent, couldn't stand it anymore.

Yu Mo was completely confused now. She confirmed again: "Ziqiao, is the aunt you are talking about a female?"

"Nonsense, whose aunt can still be a man?" Zi Qiao straightened her back and said loudly.

Yifei said disapprovingly: "There are so many children these days. There is one in my class."

"Having children?" Guan Gu asked doubtfully, "Is this how the idiom is used?"

Senior brother patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and explained: "Giving birth..."

"..."

"...raising a daughter."

This time Senior Brother's pause was just right, but Guangu was still confused.

"Oh, it's your Japanese Futa." Xiaoxian waved his hand and explained.

Guan Gu finally realized it: "Sou Ga, Zi Qiao, your aunt... it's really not easy for me."

Zi Qiao was listening to everyone's sarcastic remarks and was dumbfounded: "No, do you understand what the crazy words you are saying are?"

He emphasized again and again: "My little aunt is an extremely normal woman in every aspect, okay?"

"Why do you assume..."

Before Wan Yu could finish her words, she was interrupted by Nan Feng.

"Wanyu, this is the American version. It has not been updated to this level in China."

Wanyu nodded, and she quickly made a zipper gesture.

Yifei now understood completely: "You want your aunt and Yu Mo to pretend to be a couple. You have come up with this bad idea?"

"The apartment rules stipulate that if a couple moves in, the rent will be halved and all water and electricity will be free. It doesn't say they have to be a heterosexual couple." Zi Qiao took advantage of the loophole and acted rogue.

Nanfeng nodded: "There are indeed several same-sex couples in the apartment who enjoy the couple's treatment.

"But Zi Qiao, you don't think that the current review mechanism of the residents' committee is the same as it was more than three months ago. As long as you say we are a couple, you two are a couple, right?"

Although pretending to be a couple is one of the hidden rules of love apartments to attract young men and women, after the name of love apartments became popular, the review standards of the residents committee began to gradually increase.

The landlord doesn't care who the tenants who move in are, after all, he doesn't have to work.

But the residents' committee, which has been busy from summer to winter, really doesn't want to deal with the messy troubles that follow.

A few days ago, a pair of college students got together behind the backs of their long-distance boyfriends and girlfriends. The two came to a love apartment to rent together as a couple, and they even lived in one bedroom.

In the end, I don’t know how the news leaked out. The two parties came all the way to arrest the couple, and chased them all the way from the restaurant where the couple was eating to their suite. Not only did they overturn the table in the restaurant, but they also almost involved three other couples in the suite. Eat wine bottles.

As for matters that are even more explosive than this, the Residents Committee has dealt with countless cases in the past three months. In this case, the review standards have naturally increased.

I don’t expect all of you to be invincible in pure love, at least you are not the kind of weirdo who can cause a lot of trouble to the residents committee after staying here for only three months.

Yes, I am talking about a certain Mr. Lu.

Zi Qiao said indifferently: "Don't worry, my little aunt is not as unreliable as me. Moreover, she is a professional actor and her acting skills are absolutely excellent. Whether it is holding hands, hugging, or kissing, she can pass no matter how she is examined."

"Sorry, I can't make it!"

Yu Mo just thought about the scene of kissing a strange woman and made a cross gesture firmly. She refused rather angrily: "If your aunt comes to share a house with me, I will definitely welcome it, but pretending to be a couple is not a good idea." It’s a bad idea, let it go, I don’t lack the money.”

"It's okay, as long as you are willing to rent a house with her, then I will find a way to trick her over.

"Anyway, they are all playing a supporting role. It doesn't matter whether they are in Shanghai or Hengdian."

The few of them chatted for a while, during which Guangu finally found the opportunity to introduce his senior brother to Yu Mo.

It is worth mentioning that the big brother's dead fish face actually showed a rare smile when he saw Yu Mo, which made everyone around him widen their eyes.

It wasn't until the senior brother heard that Sekiya specifically praised him for how difficult it was for him as a single father to take care of a baby and create comics at the same time when he introduced himself, the senior brother's smile slowly faded.

[Guan Gu, Guan Gu, I’m not wrong to call you Second Junior Brother. 】

Zi Qiao saw through it but didn't say anything, he just suppressed a chuckle.

When Yu Mo met his senior brother for the first time, he was naturally startled by his unique way of speaking.

"Guan Gu, your senior brother...has a very artistic feel." Yu Mo thought for a long time and could only use this sentence to describe him.

Guangu Yuyou said proudly: "That's right, my senior brother is one of the best painters."

Xiaoxian suggested: "Since Yu Mo has moved here, should we celebrate Yu Mo tonight? How about we have a dinner together tonight?"

Just as Wanyu and Curry were about to applaud, they heard Yifei shouting: "No!"

Everyone was startled by Yifei and looked at her in surprise.

You must know that the most positive person in this situation is Yifei. It can be said that she wants to make a big deal out of even small things that are almost worthy of celebration.

As a result, Yifei's best friend moved in today, but why did she change her attitude?

Could this be the legendary plastic sisters?

Yifei also felt that what she shouted just now was too abrupt, and quickly explained: "I mean, we must celebrate, but we can't have a dinner tonight."

Everyone was puzzled: "Why?"

Yifei replied naturally: "Of course it's because of the labor test that we haven't completed yet."

"Damn." Xiaoxian slapped his forehead, "I almost forgot about this damn thing, but a test is a test, and it won't affect our dinner together, right?"

"Who said that? Today's dinner is a test of everyone's hard work. I've even cooked everything. You don't want to waste food, do you?" Yifei said with her head held high.

Everyone suddenly felt a bad premonition in their hearts.

When these four words "test of labor" are combined with dinner, there is an inexplicable sense of horror.

"Feifei, can this test be postponed?" Wan Yu blinked her big eyes and prayed, "At least give us all time to prepare mentally."

"Of course... no!"

I'm coming,

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