Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zi Qiao's doubts only lasted for a short period of time, and he soon realized: "According to what you said, I received a beating in vain, but in the end I still made money?"

"Um."

Xiaoxian and the other three looked at each other, and finally nodded firmly.

"I'll kill you with a mouthful of salt soda. You're treating me like a fat sheep." Zi Qiao was so angry that he even mentioned Meijia's lines.

Wan Yu smiled sweetly and said: "Zi Qiao, think about it, if one day you meet your ex-girlfriends, they will still teach you a lesson.

“When the time comes when you get beaten, others will only scold you if they see it.

"But it's different now. You are atoneing for your sins and accumulating merit at the same time. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

"Such a good thing is something other scumbags don't have the chance to encounter."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but applaud Wan Yu: "You capitalists can always turn black into white. I don't believe in your evil deeds, let alone the cakes you draw!"

Can a rotten person like himself redeem a little more sins and accumulate a little more merit so that he doesn't have to go to hell after death?

Just kidding, I've even thought about how to pick up a female ghost, and I'm just waiting to go to hell and hold the female ghost's thigh to the peak of ghost life. How can I let these trivial things disturb my plan.

"Ziqiao, those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters." Xiaoxian patted Zi Qiao's chest, "You can't bear to let the child catch the wolf, don't you want to win this game and be proud in front of the south wind?"

"Still so proud. If Nanfeng knew that I won like this, he would laugh until he couldn't even stand up straight." Zi Qiao pouted.

Zhanbo replied affirmatively: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. If everyone knew that you sacrificed yourself just to help poor children, they would definitely admire you very much."

Xiaoxian also chimed in: "Yes, not only all of us, but other people in the apartment will also have a great change in their view of you if this incident spreads. Don't you want to wash away your already stinky reputation around the apartment?"

"How long has it been since you went to the Sunny Bar with us? Isn't it because people around the apartment now regard you as a scumbag?

"Zi Qiaojun, you don't want to cross half a city every day to pick up girls."

After hearing these words from Zeng Xiaoxian, Zi Qiao finally had some thoughts.

It’s not like I’m sick. I really think he’s just too busy to go all the way to pick up girls in other bars every day. It’s not because of the lingering aftermath of the previous incident with the four major sects that his post about that scumbag is still the headline on the iPartment website. .

If we look at this trend, if something more explosive does not happen to dominate the front page of the love apartment, I am afraid that I will not be able to gallop in the sunny bar before the New Year.

"Are you sure this matter can really clear up my bad reputation?" Zi Qiao asked Zeng Xiaoxian.

If he could really continue to pick up girls near the love apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian's crazy idea... wouldn't he be unable to agree to it?

After all, Lu Xiaobu, who has reformed his evil ways, seems to be more attractive to the opposite sex.

[Damn, when did my bottom line get so low? 】

[No, I don’t have any bottom line. 】

【That’s okay. 】

Faced with Ziqiao's inquiry, Xiaoxian said honestly: "It's definitely impossible to clean it thoroughly. After all, you are not clean to begin with, but I have the opportunity to help you rinse the shit basin that others have put on you because of rumors.

"At least there won't be a few lunatics rushing into the residents' committee with their pregnant cats and dogs, insisting that their baby was harmed by you, a pervert, and demanding that you be chemically castrated."

"What? This is too outrageous!"

Zi Qiao's eyes widened and he exclaimed: "This kind of thing can be blamed on me. Have their brains been eaten by zombies?"

"Don't all of your ex-girlfriends still have three top guys who believe you are Ant-Man? Why can't there be a few tenants with extraordinary intelligence in the love apartment?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bad smile: "You probably haven't seen your scumbag post in the apartment website forum. If I were to judge you according to the rumors in the post, you would have been shot eight hundred times. .”

"It's so easy to spread rumors with just one mouth, and then break your legs if you try to refute them." Zi Qiao looked up to the sky and sighed.

Wan Yu looked at the time and urged: "Ziqiao, we have less than two hours left, you have to make a decision quickly."

Zi Qiao's face darkened: "Honestly, are you so active just because you want to see me get beaten by my ex-girlfriend?"

"How could it be? We are good friends. How could we have such a bad taste in watching you get beaten by your ex-girlfriend." The three of them nodded in unison.

Seeing the three people nodding their heads in unison, Zi Qiao suddenly wanted to give each of them a thrill.

He thought for a long time but didn't reply. He just silently took out his mobile phone.

"Well done Joe, you are such a man. I want to thank you on behalf of the poor children that you and your ex-girlfriends are about to help."

Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed the phone: "What's the power-on password?"

"0212."

Xiaoxian opened the address book on his mobile phone and scratched vigorously. He scratched for more than a minute without reaching the bottom. He looked at Ziqiao as if he were looking at a monster made of kidneys: "Lu Ziqiao, you have actually talked to so many women." My friend... I finally know why your kidney treasure is so effective."

If the medicine hadn't been effective, this bastard would have died in bed long ago.

【It’s so enviable. 】

"How is that possible?" Zi Qiao said lightly: "This is only a small part, mainly because I am too lazy to delete it recently."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Is this human language?

He raised his hand and said loudly: "Mika, Meijia, can I also donate money and give him a beating?"

Xiaoxian finally understood why Yaoyao and Qianqian were willing to pay five hundred yuan to beat him up.

【This person is really hateful! 】

Meijia emerged from a nearby milk tea shop and said, "Yes, but your money will not be included in the donation results."

"It doesn't matter if the grades are good or not, the main thing is to beat him up." Zeng Xiaoxian said viciously.

Wan Yu and Zhan Bo also gathered around curiously and looked at Zi Qiao's nearly four-digit address book: "Yueyue, Baobao, Lulu, Coco, Duoduo... Who is this deadly female devil?"

"Hu Yifei." Zi Qiao whispered.

"Oh...so this petty lemon monster is Nanfeng?" Wan Yu pointed at Ziqiao and said, "Ziqiao, you are finished. I want to tell Feifei and Nanfeng that you just wait for their revenge."

"Miss, I didn't provoke you, why are you trying to harm me." Zi Qiao looked at Wanyu in horror, wondering why Wanyu suddenly betrayed him.

Wan Yu just smiled and tapped Zi Qiao's cell phone: "Do you think that as a girl, when she sees the address book of a scumbag like you, she would want to beat you up?"

"Very good, now there is one more person who wants to beat you up." Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu high-fived each other.

Zi Qiao quickly changed the subject: "Do you still want to get down to business? If we wait for my ex-girlfriend to come over, it will be too late."

Even if it's cheap to actively urge them to find their ex-girlfriends to beat them up, it's still better than being beaten in vain by these two bastards.

Whoever asked them to donate money would not count as an achievement, otherwise they would not be able to sacrifice themselves.

"Yes, yes, it's important." Wan Yu and Xiaoxian hurriedly looked through their address books, but had no clue.

The two of them laughed at Zi Qiao and said, "Why don't you choose? We're afraid that we'll find a few hard-hitting ones and kill you later."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Zi Qiao originally thought that he had been reduced to being beaten in exchange for money. I'm afraid there was nothing he couldn't accept today, but after hearing what the two said, Zi Qiao still couldn't accept it for a while.

"Can I understand that you fooled me to the execution platform, and then asked me to choose the guillotine to kill me?

"This is too cruel!"

Zi Qiao stood up to leave: "I can't do this job anymore. There's no reason to let the victim choose the perpetrator. You guys think I'm making a fool of myself!"

He had the intention to give up, but Wan Yu and the other three were still there to persuade him for a long time, and then he reluctantly chose his ex-girlfriends who were good-tempered and generous with their vague memories.

So several people quickly started calling the number pointed out by Zi Qiao.

"Hello, is this Lili?

"We have a charity event here about Lu Xiaobu. Are you interested in knowing about it? It's like this..."

"Yes, sister Xiaomi, Xiaobu will be here waiting for you in the wind or rain..."

"Ms. Shen, I'm afraid this year-round service won't work... What?

"five million!"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his mouth tightly, otherwise he would blurt out the next moment: Miss Shen, do you think I am suitable?

"Miss Shen, this is really not about money." Zeng Xiaoxian's teeth were almost broken.

[Lu Ziqiao, you really deserve to die! ! ! 】

…

As the phone calls from Xiaoxian and the other three came one after another, and ex-girlfriends came here one after another, Ziqiao's cries of pain once again attracted the attention of passers-by.

Through the verbal abuse from various ex-girlfriends, passers-by probably also understood the truth of the matter.

The topic of "The great scumbag changed his ways and sacrificed his body just to help poor children" instantly spread throughout the entire Magic City University circle.

Some people say that Zi Qiao and the others are acting in order to catch up with the newly emerging Internet celebrity trend, while others say that this is because Zi Qiao's life is not long and he regrets it on his deathbed.

Everyone's comments were all kinds of weird, but more people were still surprised by the various ex-girlfriends Zi Qiao kept coming to.

Lolita, royal sister, aloof girl.

Stewardess, nurse, female teacher.

Hanfu models, track and field athletes, and rich ladies who hit people with millions of bags.

These ex-girlfriends have different professions, different temperaments, and different personalities. Passers-by can hardly find anything they have in common.

Besides being beautiful.

If the appearance is only superficially divided into 100 points, then none of Ziqiao's ex-girlfriends' appearance is less than 80 points.

You don’t have to believe everything about Zi Qiao, but you must believe in Zi Qiao’s taste.

[Damn it, this guy really deserves to die! ! ! 】

The onlookers roared silently in their hearts. There were many people who wanted to spend money to join in the fun, but they were still sternly rejected by Xiaoxian and the others.

The stupid male college students were still watching the fun, but the smart male college students were already silently following Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends to get their contact information.

Zi Qiao Selection is worth buying.

When the last ex-girlfriend clapped her hands and left, the crowd started talking. After waiting for a while, they found that there was no more ex-girlfriend before they dispersed and left.

Looking at the people coming and going and discussing excitedly, it is estimated that Zi Qiao will become famous again.

Zhan Bo and Xiao Xian hurriedly helped Zi Qiao up: "How are you, are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's just a minor injury."

Zi Qiao looked at the bruises on his body and suddenly laughed out loud: "Teacher Zeng, do you think if I had not escaped last time, would I have ended up the same as now?"

"How is it possible? These girls are much more rational than the radical girls." Zeng Xiaoxian pouted and said, "If they had not scolded you half as hard when they beat you, you would have to go to the hospital now."

Zi Qiao stood up and stretched his body, which was about to fall apart. For a moment, he felt that he was as light as a swallow.

Many times people are not afraid of the matter itself, they are simply afraid.

When you really have to face it, you will realize that it is nothing more than that.

"I was beaten just now, and I don't know how much money I collected. How about it, can I beat Nanfeng and the others?" Zi Qiao asked, covering his face and gasping for air.

Why do these ex-girlfriends like to smash them in the face?

Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up: "Not to mention the others, Miss Shen alone transferred 20,000 yuan to us. Nanfeng and the others can't catch up with us even if they try to flatter us.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled proudly.

Meijia appeared out of nowhere at this time. She clapped her hands and said, "Although there are still ten minutes before the deadline, if nothing else happens, this point will be yours."

"yeah!"

After hearing this, everyone hugged Ziqiao and cheered happily.

"Zi Qiao! Zi Qiao! Zi Qiao!"

Zi Qiao, whose whole body was about to fall apart, could not bear the way they were holding her. He immediately cried out in pain: "It hurts, it hurts!"

"Have you finished hugging me?" Meijia waited quietly for the cheers to pass, and then asked with a smile, "After hugging me, it's my turn."

Wan Yu and the other three looked startled, and Zhan Bo asked tentatively: "Meijia, do you also want to have Qiao?"

Meijia took out the hundred-dollar bill that she had prepared for a long time, smiled sweetly, and said in a fierce tone: "Isn't today a special show for Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend? Am I not his ex-girlfriend?"

When the three heard this, they immediately let go of Zi Qiao.

"Meijia, you want to hit me too." Zi Qiao widened his eyes and put on a defensive posture, "You are the referee!"

Meijia is gearing up and eager to try: "As a referee, I am fair and impartial, and as an ex-girlfriend, I punch hard.

"They all beat me up, why shouldn't I? It's because you don't owe me, or I'm not as important as them.

"Ziqiao~ Don't worry, I will treat you very gently."

"You're dreaming!"

Zi Qiao turned around and ran away. It would be okay if other ex-girlfriends hit me. You, Chen Meijia, want me to stand here and be beaten. There is no way!

Seeing that Ziqiao was running faster than a rabbit, Meijia picked up the chair next to him and chased after him.

"You are destined to receive this beating today, even if Mr. Guan comes, he will not be able to protect you.

"Lu Ziqiao, stop right there!!!"

Xiao Xian and the others looked at Zi Qiao, who had just been beaten up by his ex-girlfriends and was still able to sprint 500 meters. They praised him repeatedly: "Zi Qiao's physical fitness is really good."

I'm coming

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