Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

By the time Zi Qiao staggered out of the toilet, covering her buttocks, everyone had almost finished their breakfast.

"Did you leave some for me? I'm almost mummy." Zi Qiao shouted.

Everyone was gathering around the senior brother to admire the sketch he had just drawn, and had no time to talk to him.

Only Meijia, as the winner and chef, said sarcastically: "I'm sorry, you didn't go home all night. Who knows if you will come back for breakfast. I didn't prepare your share at all."

Only Zeng Xiaoxian was loyal enough: "Ziqiao, I still have some leftover preserved egg and lean meat porridge and half a bun. How about you just eat pickles?"

"Then I'd better be hungry." Zi Qiao pouted.

"I just told him to starve him to death. Anyway, no matter how much he eats now, it will be a waste of food." Meijia snorted disdainfully, and then joined in the group of praises for senior brother.

"Big Brother's paintings are really good."

"That's right, senior brother's painting skills are really at their peak." Wan Yu said, "In just three seconds, almost all the key points of the sketch were perfected, and he even added special effects to your fight. "

Curry Sauce still couldn't believe it: "I didn't expect that Senior Brother talks like a sloth, draws as fast as The Flash, and can draw a sketch in less than three seconds. Is this really something a human can do?"

Meijia patted Curry Sauce on the shoulder and sighed: "Curry Sauce, the gap between people is bigger than the gap between people and pigs. Some people are born with talents that we little shrimps can't Than."

"Yes, senior brother's painting talent is not surprising. Doesn't it make sense that Nanfeng's voice talent, Yifei's martial arts talent, and Zhanbo's super brain power are just in line with common sense?" Zeng Xiaoxian muttered.

Wan Yu said cheerfully: "So we ordinary people can just accept our ordinaryness. At least we can see the same blue sky and enjoy the same sun as these geniuses."

Yifei silently complained: "Wanyu, a super rich young lady, don't call yourself an ordinary person. Our combined talents can't compare to your family's ability to make money."

Wanyu stuck out her tongue playfully.

Zi Qiao felt unconvinced when he saw everyone gathered around this glasses man with extremely poor clothing.

"Please, I've become like this and you don't care about me. I don't want to have a relationship with my roommate anymore." Zi Qiao shouted weakly at the top of his voice.

"I'm sorry, senior brother lives in our suite now, and he is our roommate. If you want to care, go to Nanfeng."

Needless to say, this sentence is a sarcastic comment from Meijia.

Nanfeng smiled and said: "He didn't sleep in my suite last night. In theory, he is not my roommate. If he wants me to care about him, I would like my roommate to help me clean up the bathroom first."

"I'm doing hygiene whenever I'm in the apartment these days, okay?" Zi Qiao complained repeatedly, "Now I'm almost having sex with adults, and you still let me do hygiene."

Nanfeng nodded in sympathy: "Ziqiao, you are so pitiful...but what you do is 3602's hygiene, what does it have to do with me 3603?"

When Zi Qiao heard this, he slapped the sofa in shock and shouted: "You and Meijia have been kicking me like a ball for a long time!"

"Wow wow wow, Master Lu, you are so smart!" Meijia clapped her hands in feigned surprise.

Then Nanfeng and Meijia continued to surround the elder brother and praise him as if nothing had happened.

Seeing this strange, sultry man with glasses becoming the protagonist of the apartment, Zi Qiao felt extremely unhappy.

"Guangu, is this your senior brother?"

"Yes, this is my senior brother Du Jun, known as the little white dragon in the world..."

Guangu began to introduce it skillfully. Just when others felt that the scene was very familiar and wanted to fast forward, Zi Qiao's exclamation broke the silence of others.

"Are you also called Langli Xiaobailong?!!"

Everyone: "???"

Just when everyone was confused about what Zi Qiao meant, Zi Qiao jumped up from the sofa.

As he took a deep breath and closed his eyes to rest, his pale face gradually gained a little more color.

"Damn it, what kind of love is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, "He looked sick just now, why did he look so radiant in an instant?"

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with disdain: "Are you an amateur? The human spirit can control the body. A true master can temporarily suppress pain and disease with strong willpower."

The more Yifei talked, the more regretful she became: "Ziqiao is really a rare talent in martial arts that is rare to see in a hundred years. If he had been practicing martial arts since he was a child..."

"How about it, can I beat you?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

Yifei nodded solemnly: "It should be enough for me to beat him with all my strength."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (╯□╰)

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Yifei and looked at Nanfeng: "What kind of monster is this?"

"How can a horizontal training prodigy who is rare in a century be compared with a martial arts prodigy who is rare in a thousand years." Nanfeng pointed at Yifei: "At the age of twenty, he defeated masters of all schools under the age of twenty-five. In the ancient martial arts circle Hu Yifei, the female devil known as Hu Zuofei, do you think she will beat you with the three-legged cat Kung fu?"

"Then I should really thank her..." Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched and he silently moved the chair away from Hu Yifei.

Meijia murmured to herself in surprise: "So what you are saying is that he was so seriously ill before and faced such a big and beautiful woman last night that he couldn't mentally control his body, and now he is in trouble because of an inexplicable novice. Can you suppress the disease with strong willpower?"

"This is too nonsense!" Curry Sauce and Wanyu said.

Yifei pointed at Zi Qiao, who was taking a deep breath to regain his energy: "But this is the fact."

As Zi Qiao opened his eyes, he walked up to his senior brother with a quick pace.

"Hello, my name is Lu Ziqiao, and I'm known as...

"Little white dragon in the waves!"

For the first time, the elder brother's old-fashioned and expressionless face showed some fluctuations.

"Your name is also..."

"..."

"...little white dragon in the waves?"

Zi Qiao said in a deep voice, "You shouldn't have come."

"I already……"

"..."

"……coming."

"Human?"

"……Um."

"Follow the rules?"

"……Um."

The two of them just stared at each other quietly, with slightly narrowed eyes as if there was a storm and thunder brewing.

Wanyu twitched her nose: "I smell the flames of war."

"I can almost see the health bars on the heads of these two people." Curry Sauce said, watching the excitement, it was not a big deal, "Could it be that the finals of the Super Super Super Super Free Fighting Competition of the S2 season are coming again?"

Meijia slapped her forehead: "Now I know what's going on."

"What's going on?" Everyone asked curiously.

"The rules of the rivers and lakes are that the king will not see the king."

Meijia explained: "Since ancient times, people who have been around in the world have not had much education. There are only a few nicknames they can give people, such as Flying on the Grass, Snake, Three Hands, Black Widow...

"The nicer ones are like Thieves Commander, Thieves Saint, Thieves King, etc. They just give people the title of Prince, General, Immortal, Buddha or Divine.

"Then the question is, can you tell me which one is more powerful, King of Thieves, Saint of Thieves or Commander-in-Chief of Thieves?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Then if the three of them compete on the same stage, can they tell who wins and who loses?"

Everyone nodded wildly.

Meijia clapped her hands and said: "But you have to understand that the world is not about fighting and killing, but about human relationships.

"We who work in the world of martial arts are all about being harmonious. If we really compete with others on the same stage, if we lose and lose our own jobs and if we win, we will lose others' jobs, then we will be hated for nothing and there is no telling what will happen."

"So generally speaking, no matter which of these thieves, thieves, or thieves is high enough, or whether they have a good relationship in private, they will avoid appearing together in public, or even set foot on each other's home court.

"I'm just afraid of being teased by uneasy and well-meaning people in the world, or of attracting criticism.

"This is the so-called rule of the rivers and lakes. The king will not see the king."

Yifei suddenly realized: "I asked you why in every martial arts conference, the senior brothers are so particular about seating arrangements. Not only can Tai Chi from different schools not be placed on the same table, but even Southern and Northern Quan can't be arranged together."

"Martial Arts Conference?"

Everyone else was shocked. There is actually a martial arts conference in this era?

Nan Feng smiled and said: "It's not as outrageous as you think. It's just that people in the circle get together every once in a while and let their juniors and newcomers go up and practice.

"On the one hand, it shows that there are successors in our lineage, and on the other hand, it makes everyone look familiar and take care of us when something happens. After all, not many people learn this anymore. It is important to stay together in a small circle for warmth."

Yifei waved her hand: "We'll talk about this kind of thing later. You never know when Nanfeng and I will take you for a walk.

"Meijia, please continue to tell me, what's going on with Zi Qiao and senior brother now."

Meijia pretended to be mysterious and said: "They are now worse than the king not seeing the king. Such a conflict of titles is known as the meeting of generals in the world.

"It's different from the king not seeing the king. In this situation in the world, you have to fight to the death in order to keep your job."

"Nani!"

Sekiya still doesn't quite understand the rules of the world that Meijia talks about, he only understands the sentence of life and death.

He controlled the wheelchair and squeezed in between Zi Qiao and Senior Brother: "Ziqiao, Senior Brother, you are not really going to fight to the death, are you?

"Killing is illegal in China!"

Curry Sauce quickly pulled Guangu back: "Guangu, don't worry, it's not as serious as you think."

Wanyu looked at Meijia curiously: "Then what are they going to do now?"

"Rule of the rivers and lakes: When generals meet, they must differentiate themselves." The person who answered Wan Yu was not Mei Jia, but Zi Qiao, who had been looking at her senior brother.

He clapped his hands towards everyone: "Everyone, congratulations on your privilege to witness the most lively, exciting and bloody battle for the ultimate title in the world!"

"The ultimate name battle?!" Everyone asked.

"Yes, it's the ultimate name battle!" Meijia explained, "Both parties with the same nickname compete on a fair and just basis, and the winner is Zhen Langli Xiaobailong.

"The loser can still keep the nickname Langli Little White Dragon, but from now on, he must admit to everyone who knows the winner that the other party is the real Langli Little White Dragon, in order to maintain the other party's legitimacy."

Zhan Bo looked intolerable: "This sounds very cruel."

Zi Qiao pointed at Zhan Bo and said: "Zhan Bo, you and everyone are today's notaries, responsible for witnessing the results of the game fairly and impartially to prevent anyone from cheating when they lose."

"I like this." Zhan Bo smiled happily.

Zi Qiao narrowed his eyes slightly: "Senior brother, right? It's not shameful to admit defeat. It will be a big shame to be completely crushed by me when the time comes."

Senior Brother wiped his glasses silently: "I have withdrawn from the world...

"..."

"...for many years, but since someone wants me, the little white dragon in Langli...

"..."

"The title of..., I will tell him what it means..."

"..."

"……cruel!"

As he spoke, the elder brother began to laugh.

"Ha ha……"

"..."

"……Ha ha."

I'm coming

The nickname "Little White Dragon in Langli" has always been used by the senior brother from Aiyi to Aisi, but I don't know why Ai Wuzi Qiao also calls himself "Little White Dragon in Langli".

I seriously suspect that it is because when writing Aiwu, the director himself forgot who Xiaobailong in Langli was, but in that case, it will become the material for my chapter!

Hahaha,

Someone also asked whether the ellipses used by Senior Brother count towards the word count. First of all, I think it’s a good idea to express Senior Brother’s language characteristics in the article.

Secondly, the starting point is 200 words. If Pigeon has a conversation involving senior brother, he will try to control the number of words to more than 100 or 200 words. For example, now 3386, in fact, if he talks casually with 14 words, Pigeon can make a little more. .

So don’t worry that Pigeon deliberately created so many ellipses in order to make more money from everyone. Senior Brother speaks little to begin with, and no matter how many ellipses there are, they won’t account for more than a hundred words.

If you don't like this way of expression, you can tell the pigeon, and the pigeon will change it to a normal conversation.

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