Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 1 It’s all Xiaoxian’s fault
"Classmate Nanfeng, may I ask... where is my takeout!!!"
Hu Yifei's roar came from Nanfeng's cell phone, and he quickly pressed the mute button.
Guessing that the roar was over, Nanfeng unmuted his voice and put the phone to his ear with a smile, "Sister Yifei, calm down, I'm already waiting for the elevator. Proper waiting will help you enjoy the food better, Don’t be afraid of being late if you have a good meal.”
Hu Yifei sneered: "Very good... So this is why you made me wait for an hour?
"Then you still have thirty seconds to say your last words."
Nan Feng looked at his watch in surprise: "Has it been an hour already? But it will only take ten minutes at most if I go downstairs to get a takeaway from the doorman."
Hu Yifei stopped talking, but Nanfeng could still feel the low pressure coming from the other side of the phone.
Nan Feng seemed to have thought of something, and couldn't help but feel guilty: "Sister Yifei, do you think there is such a possibility... that I was going to get takeout for you, but after going to the toilet, I might have been affected by something. Did you forget about the influence of the mysterious power and didn’t remember it until you just came downstairs?”
Hu Yi Fei:……
She was wrong, she was really wrong. She knew clearly that Nan Feng had the brain of a goldfish, so why did she ask him to get takeout. At this point, I guess my hand pancakes will turn into cold pancakes.
Thinking of this, Yifei forced a smile and said in a "gentle" tone: "I have been busy all morning for this wedding, and they are almost starving to death now..."
Nanfeng shivered.
Today is the wedding of their roommates Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu. As the chief director of the wedding, Hu Yifei has been busy these days and really hasn't had much rest.
If this makes her hungry again...
Nanfeng was sure that no one wanted to face the angry Hu Yifei in a hungry state.
"So, if I don't see my takeout within five minutes, I'll give you a snack at noon today.
"have you understood!!!"
"I understand, I understand." Nan Feng patted his chest and confirmed, "I will come to see you if I don't get the cake in five minutes." After saying that, he quickly hung up the phone.
Nanfeng let out a long breath and warmed his body under the bright sun to dispel the coldness that had just emerged from his heart.
Hu Yifei has been very good since she was a child, but her temper...can't be offended.
Nanfeng was waiting in front of the elevator entrance for the elevator to go downstairs. Looking at the large bag of wedding candies hanging next to the elevator, he couldn't help but feel a little bit in his heart. It seemed that everything around him was developing in a good direction in the more than half a year since he moved to this apartment.
Not to mention Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu, their online dating partner is the roommate next door, which is a romantic plot only found in idol dramas.
Yifei has also successfully become a college counselor at a top university in Shanghai, and her life is going smoothly.
I injured my hand and changed my career to find a new job. I picked up a few jobs in the 360 industry and worked very well, making a lot of money.
Teacher Lian Zeng...
Teacher Zeng...
Teacher Zeng...
What has Teacher Zeng done in the past six months?
Forget it, let’s not talk about such a depressed guy on the big day, let’s skip this topic for now.
In short, the bride and groom have love, Yifei has a career, they have wealth, and everyone has a bright future.
At this time, a man with a somewhat wretched look on his face trotted over.
There were only a few steps between the door and the elevator, but he felt like he had run a Tour de France marathon, leaning over the elevator and breathing heavily.
This is our friend Zeng Xiaoxian, who is the famous bottom radio host of Magic City Radio. "Your Moon, My Heart", which he hosted, set a record for the longest consecutive bottom spot in the station's history.
And according to reliable sources, the record is still being refreshed by himself.
"Teacher Zeng, you are not in good health." Nanfeng glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian's waist meaningfully.
He was very worried about Teacher Zeng's future partner.
Zeng Xiaoxian gasped and retorted: "Who... who said I can't do it... I'm just too hungry. I rushed to the radio station to record the broadcast today, and I didn't even eat breakfast, okay?"
Just kidding, who is he? Brother Xian, how can someone say no?
Nanfeng sighed: "To be honest, in terms of physical fitness, my ancestors are better than you. He can even trot for half a mile without losing breath, and his back is usually straighter than yours.
"Teacher Zeng, I think you should go to the hospital for a physical examination. You must not hide your illness and avoid medical treatment."
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was bent over and panting:???
"How... how is it possible! My waist is... not very curved either."
"Then you are so humble. Even the people in prison who bend down to pick up soap are straighter than you."
Zeng Xiao Xian:……
A pun, is this the ridicule of a cultural person?
"Okay, I will straighten my back right now to show you whether your brother Xian is straight or not!"
While Zeng Xiaoxian was still panting, he stood up unyieldingly. However, due to the large range of movement, he lost his breath, his feet gave out, and he fell towards the south wind.
Nanfeng obviously did not expect that Zeng Xiaoxian could fall even while standing. Zeng Xiaoxian's figure kept enlarging in his pupils, giving Nanfeng the feeling that a big truck was hitting him.
The severe pain in his left hand caused Nanfeng to lose his strength instantly.
"Bang." Nanfeng stumbled and regained his balance, but the cake in his left hand couldn't hold it firmly and flew out.
It's okay, luckily it's just a hand cake.
Wait, did you forget something?
"Ding..." By coincidence, the elevator door slowly opened at this moment, and there was Zeng Xiaoxian hanging next to Nanfeng who was leaning on him to adjust his center of gravity and prepare to stand.
Nanfeng desperately tried to rush in the direction of the cake, but was tightly restrained by Zeng Xiaoxian.
【asshole! ! ! Let me go! ! ! 】
【That’s not hand cake! It's me who saves someone's life! 】
The quality of people can never be generalized. At least Nanfeng still couldn't change his weak chicken attribute even when he was extremely angry.
So he could only watch as the hand cake in the air drew a graceful arc and fell into the crack of the elevator door.
Zeng Xiaoxian finally stood firm and then released the hand that had just been firmly fixed on Nanfeng's shoulder.
"Hey... Nanfeng, are you okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
Nanfeng didn't reply. He looked first at his empty left hand, then at the empty elevator. After a long while, his eyes were staring at Zeng Xiaoxian's neck like a knife.
I don’t seem to have mentioned anyone’s head to bring to see you, right?
You have raised it for a thousand days and used it for a while. Today, your adoptive father will lend you the dog's head for one use!
Zeng Xiaoxian was stared at with horror.
…
The scene turned to Hu Yifei with a gentle smile, listening to Nan Feng telling what happened. Everything seemed so harmonious and beautiful - if you could ignore the bent and deformed spoon in her hand.
"So, I didn't get a bite of the takeout I waited for for an hour, and fed it all to the elevator?"
Yifei dropped the spoon, and the joints in her hands crackled.
Nan Feng laughed sarcastically and said, "Don't worry, Sister Yifei, we have already called the Tenants Committee, and they said they will clean up the finger cakes."
Subconsciously, he touched Zeng Xiaoxian's head.
Within a few minutes of coming up from the elevator, Nanfeng's right hand never left Zeng Xiaoxian's head.
I am a very particular person. If I say I came to see you with my head raised, I must "lift" Zeng Xiaoxian's head. As for whether there is anything under his neck, that is none of my business.
Not to mention, it feels very good to the touch.
Hu Yifei laughed angrily: "This is my point?"
Xiaoxian frowned and wanted to get closer: "Xiao Feifei..."
Yifei's beautiful eyes widened: "Sit there for me."
"You two!" Yifei pointed at the two of them for a long time before saying, "I really did something wrong in my previous life to meet you two...
"Crouching dragon and phoenix chick."
Zhuge Liang:......
Prime Minister Zhuge didn't want to explain and used a [Flash].
Facing Hu Yifei, whose anger had reached the critical level, Nanfeng's first thought was to lose money and avoid disaster. He tentatively asked: "Sister Yifei, how about we order you another luxurious hand cake now? Beef?" Bacon and cheese, three eggs doubly spicy, guaranteed to satisfy you.”
"Forget it, when your takeaway orders arrive, the wedding banquet will begin.
Hu Yifei replied a little tiredly: "I ask you two to save me some trouble, okay? As the chief director of the wedding, I am very busy today. I have to go down for the audition in ten minutes, so don't make things worse for me, okay?" ?”
Hu Yifei's words made Nan Feng, who could be said to have an iron-faced face, feel a little embarrassed.
As a result, the staff member on the side poked his head out and said, "But Sister Yifei, you said you were going to audition ten minutes ago... I shut up."
After being glared at by Yifei with a murderous look, the staff member shrank his head like a turtle.
south wind:……
I'm sorry for nothing.
Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have remembered something. He patted his thigh and immediately turned his back on the guest, switching from defense to offense: "When it comes to the wedding, I remembered it. Comrade Hu Yifei, I hope you can have a sense of teamwork when you are commanding."
【This guy actually dares to hurt me!】
Hu Yifei looked murderous.
[This guy actually dares to be cruel to Hu Yifei? ! 】
Nanfeng straightened his body and prepared to eat the melon.
So Hu Yifei raised her eyebrows and sneered: "I don't understand what you mean. My team is very good and organized."
When the staff on the side heard Yifei's "methodical" words, they shed tears silently in their hearts when they thought of their colleagues who were waiting for Hu Yifei to go downstairs to audition under the scorching sun. But helplessly, I really can't afford to offend this female devil.
Brothers, I'm sorry...the air conditioning in the room is so comfortable.
Zeng Xiaoxian protested: "The team I am referring to refers to the other members who participated in planning and organizing this wedding."
"For example?"
"For example, me!"
Hu Yifei suddenly realized: "Oh, you are the host. I will come to you for a meeting when I finish my work here."
Zeng Xiaoxian: U_U.
"I want to emphasize that I am the host, not the announcer."
Hu Yifei blinked and asked after a moment of silence: "Is there any difference?"
Her question instantly aroused Zeng Xiaoxian's fighting spirit and rebellion. He jumped up from the sofa and said impassionedly: "Of course there is a difference! I think the groom appointed me to be the host because he hopes that I can control the entire wedding. on-site process.”
No, Teacher Zeng, you are thinking too much. The groom appointed you to be the host purely because you are cheap.
Nan Feng silently made up his mind.
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