Lost Narrative Poetry
Chapter 823 Happy April Fool’s Day
"The problem is solved completely, and the world where no one gets hurt is completed..."
Walking out of the north building of Misawa School, Xia Ran stretched lazily. It turned out that it felt so good to do a good deed every day. Today, he had done another great deed.
Oreos's original intention is not like those classic villains, which is to "destroy the world" or "become the god of the new world". These are completely unoriginal reasons. He just wanted to save a Helpless girl.
——Yes, it’s Index.
It can be said that, just like Kamijou Touma, he was once the male protagonist in that story... However, the only difference is that he did not win in the end, but failed, and Index was eventually eliminated. I lost my memory and can no longer remember him.
Of course, if he had given up, nothing would have happened today.
Therefore, when Aureos found that neither faith nor technology could save Index, he chose to rely on the power of vampires to save Index. He believed the church's rhetoric and felt that Index was being held back because of her perfect memory ability.
Therefore, based on this erroneous information, he came up with a solution in a whimsical way——
The human brain has its limits, so if you try to memorize everything, your brain capacity will be insufficient and it will burst... But vampires don't seem to have such trouble at all. They have unlimited lifespans, and no matter how much memory they store, they will not Hence the loss of self-will.
Well, let’s not say whether he went astray, but as far as this theory is concerned, it is indeed such a truth.
So in order to find the vampire, Oreos focused on Himegami Akisa, who has the ability of "vampire killer". And because Himegami Akisa was kidnapped and imprisoned by Misawa School, he also entered Misawa School and controlled it in his own hands.
Until today, the sweet dream was shattered by Xia Ran who suddenly came to the door.
If he was just ill-informed and did it simply to save Index, it would actually be excusable. However, after being clearly told by Xia Ran that he had been deceived and that everything was a conspiracy of the church, he has now been Debunked.
Index also got rid of the crisis of having her memory erased every year and was able to live happily... After being told this, Oreos refused to believe it and could not accept it no matter what he said.
He no longer acted to save Index, but more for his own selfishness.
After the verbal persuasion failed, Xia Ran decisively chose physical persuasion to ensure that although Oreos would not directly delete his account, at least he would not appear in the city again.
Looking back, the magician felt that he had accomplished another meaningful thing today. He raised his eyes and looked at the miko girl who was following behind him. He waved his hand and thanked her: "Thank you for leading the way. I really troubled you today." ”
"……You're welcome."
Himegami Qiusha's expression was as cold as before, and her eyes lacked any change. She felt just like Takitsubo Rikou, who always seemed to be drowsy. She glanced at the person in front of her, and answered after a long while. .
"Having said that, now that you are free, you can go wherever you want..."
After looking at the girl's delicate face that lacked expression changes, Xia Ran thought for a moment. Although she felt that this should be a matter of course, she was still worried that she would not react at all, so she gave a kind reminder.
"oh."
Himegami Qiusha replied calmly: "I have nowhere to go."
"That's better than staying here, right?"
"I made an agreement with that person before that he would help me get rid of the vampire killer's ability, so I will stay here." The witch glanced at him and then said, "And there is a barrier here, I don't want to To be able to walk out as I please, otherwise I might attract vampires, so I have to live here until I solve that problem.”
However, everything has changed now.
She just showed the way for the person in front of her, and the entire Misawa School was completely disintegrated within half an hour.
Whether it was the original scientific religion or the alchemist who came to control everything, they are now a thing of the past... So she doesn't know what she should do now. If she thinks about it for a moment, it seems that Will eating be a problem next?
Thinking of this, the way the miko looked at the person in front of her also changed. Should she let him take responsibility?
"No, I just saw you wandering around outside Misawa School, so I asked you for directions and came here!" The magician frowned slightly, why did the girl say what he saw? It's completely two different things.
There is no restriction on not being able to go out casually. She obviously just goes out when she wants and walks around very casually.
"..."
"..."
The scene suddenly became a little quiet.
The witch's eyes wandered for a moment, as if she was thinking about something.
"Because I gave up on myself." After a moment, she said this while thinking hard with an incomprehensible expression. Her tone seemed to be quite reluctant, as if she didn't really want to explain the matter, and the words she spoke were also Incomprehensible.
"That's it?" asked the magician.
"that's all."
"Forget it, let's not talk about your self-abasement, but why are you looking at me like this? What do you want with this expectant look?" Xia Ran twitched the corner of his mouth. He felt that this woman The child has some difficulty communicating.
Sure enough, people like me who are straightforward, easy to understand, and able to speak and communicate well are already a rare type, aren't they?
"Stingy." The witch thought for a moment and said.
"..."
"..."
"Actually, it is very simple to solve the vampire killer's ability in you. It depends on whether you want to treat the symptoms or the root cause..." Very subtle and tasteless.
However, due to his hamster syndrome and collecting habit, he didn't mind helping Himegami Qiusha and adding another collection to his collection list.
"I want to cure the root cause." Himegami Qiusha thought for a moment and said without any hesitation.
"Well...why don't you first listen to what I have to say about the difference between the two before making a choice?" Xia Ran sighed. Although this was indeed what he wanted to see unfold, the other party just went ahead without thinking about it. Are you too cautious when making a decision?
"It's not necessary. My original purpose was to get rid of this ability, so I came here." The witch's eyes were still emotionless, and she said quietly, her voice sounding very matter-of-fact. .
"Fine……"
The magician also knew this, so he nodded and stopped worrying.
"The root cause is to fundamentally remove your vampire killer ability. It's not about making a mobile barrier prop similar to a mobile church to block the emission of your ability, nor is it about using some magic prop to seal your ability, but I directly Take away your abilities."
"Do you understand? It doesn't matter whether it's your physique, your genes, or whether it's rooted in the depths of your soul. No matter what the nature of this ability is, I will take it away directly. It will never belong to you again. It is from the source. It won’t happen again…”
Himegami Qiusha seemed to have lost her patience. She nodded and interrupted the magician's words, and said, "Well, I understand, can you take it away as soon as possible?"
I really don’t miss it at all.
Xia Ran choked for a moment. He thought about it for a while and confirmed that this girl indeed seemed to have such thoughts. The ability of the vampire killer was not a gift from God, but an innocent disaster.
"Maybe you really want to get rid of it as soon as possible, but I'm not used to owing other people things. Since I took your things, I have to give you some compensation..." The magician thought for a moment, and then said, " By the way, what do you want?"
"Eh...is anything possible?" The miko was stunned for a moment, and then asked with her eyes shining.
Probably I didn't expect that things I don't want can be exchanged for useful things.
"Sorry, not everything will work. I can't prepare an absolutely unlimited wish right now..." the magician made a ruthless statement.
"Oh, can you teach me magic?"
Himegami Qiusha nodded, as if he didn't care about this at all, and directly asked her what she thought.
"You want to learn magic?"
Xia Ran then remembered that, completely different from Sanwu's appearance, Himegami Qiusha was actually a girl with a bit of radio energy. She dreamed of becoming a magician... She seemed to be carrying a baton with her, and Insisting that it was her wand.
"Yes, is that okay?" Himegami Qiusha nodded calmly.
Xia Ran thought for a moment and felt that this was no problem at all. Although he technically only taught one student, look at how outstanding he is now!
Well, it seems that Miss Ouyang has little to do with his teachings? After all, he was just a free-spirited person, and he didn't have much time to teach by words and deeds... But this was ignored by him. He didn't even teach him much, but he was already so good...
Isn't it more able to prove how superb your teaching level is?
"This... is okay!" He directly reached out and patted the witch on the shoulder, and said with an old-fashioned look: "I have to say that you are in great luck. I am not boasting. I am particularly good at teaching others. I am the best at this aspect, and I guarantee you can become a magician in any profession you want!"
Himegami Qiusha tilted her head, automatically filtered out other information, and caught what she was most concerned about: "Do magicians still have professions?"
"Of course, the title of magician is just a general term. There are big differences based on the knowledge and magical abilities mastered through practice. Some are good at rune magic, and some are good at physical and melee combat. It does not mean that there are only long-range biubiubiu types. .”
The magician explained noncommittally: "Just like the espers in Academy City, there are actually different types such as generating anger, controlling electricity, manipulating vectors, etc. espers are just a general term for this group and cannot Represents all.”
"Speaking of which, what kind of magician do you want to be?" He squinted curiously at the witch in front of him.
"Anything is fine." Himegami Qiusha's answer was very casual. She didn't choose at all, as long as she could become a magician.
"This is not possible. If you don't have a goal, how can you become an excellent magician?" Xia Ran was dissatisfied with her new student's academic attitude, "Forget it, let me plan your growth. The stage goal is to increase the blood to forty first..."
The miko blinked her dull eyes, feeling that the goal of "increasing the blood to forty first" was not very reliable at this stage.
Is this also the growth goal of a magician?
After hesitating for a moment, Himegami Qiusha subconsciously wanted to fight for it, no matter how casual and quiet she was, so she thought hard and said: "That... that, I... I want to be that..."
Well, she suddenly realized that she didn't know anything about magicians at all, she only knew a general term, and she couldn't win over them even if she wanted to.
But she didn't intend to give up just like that. Instead, she looked directly at the other person and asked: "Well, can you be someone who is good at close combat..."
"Okay, there's nothing wrong with being a knight." Xia Ran was a little surprised, unable to tell that this girl still had a heart for close combat.
"...He can also be good at long-range biubiubiu." Himegami Qiusha didn't care about the magician's interruption and finished his thoughts. That's right, why do we have to choose and choose? Can't we have them all?
"...This is a bit difficult. People's energy and time are very limited. Unless you are particularly talented, it is difficult to be proficient in both physical skills and long-range attack magic. Of course, you can also use other methods, such as long-range attacks. aspects are replaced with weapons."
Xia Ran looked at Himegami Qiusha and said, "Well, speaking of it, it is also a classic setting for a witch to use a bow and arrow..."
"I'm actually not a miko." The girl said calmly, "As you said, I can be a magic knight in the future, right?"
"That's really a pity. Isn't it better to be a witch than to be a Silver Knight?"
"Silver Knight?" Himegami Qiusha nodded repeatedly, like a chicken pecking at rice, "That's okay, then I will be a Silver Knight from now on..."
"Don't, don't, don't, I just said casually, it's too unlucky to be a silver knight or something. This is not the era of double bows in the royal city!" The magician's eyes twitched, "You are not afraid that one day someone will wear one. Treasure Chest Head, I’m still pinching a coin or something in front of you.”
"?"
The miko tilted her head, obviously not understanding what this matter had to do with being an unlucky Silver Knight.
--"Jingle Bell".
Just at this time, a monotonous cell phone ringtone rang. Xia Ran took out his cell phone and glanced at it. It was an unfamiliar number, and he had no memory of it.
It was probably a piece of junk advertising or something... He pinched it off, put the phone back in his pocket, then looked directly at the miko in front of him, cleared his throat, and just when he was about to continue being a good example, the ringtone rang again. .
Is it the same number as before?
"Hey, who is it? I don't want to buy anything, okay? Don't call me again!"
"...I...I am Kanzaki." The other person was shocked by his aura, and after a while, he stammered.
"Kanzaki...Which Kanzaki?" the magician said casually. Although he had already reacted, this did not prevent him from habitually launching mental attacks.
"... Kanzaki Kaori." The girl "Saint" opposite was silent for a moment. Does this person know many Kanzakis?
"Oh, come to think of it, how come you have my phone number?"
"...Didn't you force us to exchange this before? Could it be said that you didn't even take any notes?" Being hit by such annoying topics one after another, the voice on the other side finally took on a hint of anger.
"...Ahem, don't worry about the details. What did you want to say when you called?" The magician coughed awkwardly.
The person on the other side took a deep breath and seemed to want to argue with him, but knew that now was not the time, so he spoke very quickly and in a low voice: "Recently, a big event happened on our side, on the magic side. I also I'm not completely sure, but Academy City is no longer safe... You'd better leave there as soon as possible. I hope you can go find Index and take her with you..."
"Is this...important?" Xia Ran asked.
"It's very important. I only vaguely heard some news..."
"Okay, I'm sure you won't joke about this kind of thing. I'll leave the city right away and promise to take Index with me." He nodded to the phone with a serious look on his face.
Kanzaki Kaori breathed a sigh of relief. She warned her a few more times before hanging up.
"Are you leaving Academy City now?" Himegami Qiusha looked at the magician quietly and asked. She heard everything he just said.
"No, it's just talk... If I don't say that, she will definitely be worried and will continue to pester me. This is a white lie to avoid trouble." Xia Ran replied calmly, what a joke, he How could he leave.
However, Kanzaki Kaori would inform him, and he did not expect that this information would be leaked.
Although there were some reasons why the other party didn't understand the specifics at all, he still appreciated it.
The next second, the monotonous ringtone rang again. The magician raised his eyebrows and found that the caller ID actually read "Bilibili".
"Hello? Is it Misaka?" He pressed the connect button.
"..."
"..."
"……please help me……"
After a long moment of silence, a tired, helpless, scared, traumatized, and scarred voice came from the other side of the phone.
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